FabSwingers.com forum: Below The Belt Grooming

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As above..if you shave like me

Whats the best practice...

Like the best a man can get haha

As a bloke it aint hard to realise the hair keeps the balls cool, stops sweaty balls, regulates the sperm production temp (so this dr chick told me) and guess few health benefits.

However mostly as everyone aware..here most women expect bloke to be shaved.

So im with the plus benefits etc ladies.

However despite many years of shaving, still not found a way to stop some razor burn, some hair follicles messing up ha

Ive tried many different ways, using many natural and man made products.

I know women get waxed, is it too painful for ball waxing id I imagine.

Guess looking for best procedure for less irritation?

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Not about to linx up ma balls haha but in summer months..feels like need a cock sweat band sometimes haha

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Sack, back and crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently supporting different styles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mohican

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Currently supporting different styles.

Your tinky winky has a moustache

. That’s nearly as good as Seeside’s

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Currently supporting different styles.

Your tinky winky has a moustache

. That’s nearly as good as Seeside’s

That's funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little talc can help relieve sweaty balls!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"A little talc can help relieve sweaty balls!"

Yeah but men and measurements.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHen it comes to the the more delicates areas I tend to use a small pair of scissors to get rid of any unwanted hair , takes a bit longer but it ensures no cuts or burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little talc can help relieve sweaty balls!

Yeah but men and measurements.........

Oh of course...sorry!! A shed load of talc should sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use clippers to keep the majority short and then shave the more intimate areas.

Never seem to get shaving rash. But I do moisturise well afterwards.

Does that make me metrosexual??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my men trimmed or shaved, I like my woman the same

I'm always shaved so great if my partners can manicure theirs too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A little talc can help relieve sweaty balls!"

Did some American woman not sue Johnson n j because talc caused cancer in her kitty

Not liking idea of ball sack cancer would rather have sweaty balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little talc can help relieve sweaty balls!

Did some American woman not sue Johnson n j because talc caused cancer in her kitty

Not liking idea of ball sack cancer would rather have sweaty balls"

Wow never heard of that before! Can't imagine they would still sell it especially as a product for babies bottoms if that was the case but each to their own. Enjoy your sweaty balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As above..if you shave like me

Whats the best practice...

Like the best a man can get haha

As a bloke it aint hard to realise the hair keeps the balls cool, stops sweaty balls, regulates the sperm production temp (so this dr chick told me) and guess few health benefits.

However mostly as everyone aware..here most women expect bloke to be shaved.

So im with the plus benefits etc ladies.

However despite many years of shaving, still not found a way to stop some razor burn, some hair follicles messing up ha

Ive tried many different ways, using many natural and man made products.

I know women get waxed, is it too painful for ball waxing id I imagine.

Guess looking for best procedure for less irritation?

And

Not about to linx up ma balls haha but in summer months..feels like need a cock sweat band sometimes haha

Hairs stop sweaty balls by drawing the sweat into the hairs where it stinks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use clippers to keep the majority short and then shave the more intimate areas.

Never seem to get shaving rash. But I do moisturise well afterwards.

Does that make me metrosexual??"

Clippers thats an idea

Have always wet shaved

However even with the guard, surely one could nick the ball sack?

One wonders if salon would do it?

After all they wax womans bits

We got semi clad girls cutting blokes hair already in uk.

One wonders why do below belt barbers exist

Take it with a shaver can get quite good with landing strip designs haha either that or cut your cock trying to shave a pattern

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A little talc can help relieve sweaty balls!

Did some American woman not sue Johnson n j because talc caused cancer in her kitty

Not liking idea of ball sack cancer would rather have sweaty balls

Wow never heard of that before! Can't imagine they would still sell it especially as a product for babies bottoms if that was the case but each to their own. Enjoy your sweaty balls."

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/22/johnson-johnson-ordered-pay-417m-cancer-lawsuit/

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Anyone taken the plunge and tried lasering?

Something permanent would be good...

Nobody likes BSTL (Balls Stuck To Leg)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There are salons that do intimate waxing for men and it's not nearly as embarrassing or painful as you might think - the pain is momentary and on a scale of 1-10 is no more than a 3 or 4.

The finish is great too, but to keep it that way you have to go back every 6-8 weeks and at around £45 for cock, balls and pubic triangle it is on the pricey side but worth it if you can justify the cost.

Not sure where in the South West you are OP but just googled "intimate male waxing south west" and a few places appear to do it down that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my legs waxed for charity. Not the most fun I've ever had....

If you think I'm letting anyone anywhere near my special place with sticky hot waxing strips, you must be crazy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are salons that do intimate waxing for men and it's not nearly as embarrassing or painful as you might think - the pain is momentary and on a scale of 1-10 is no more than a 3 or 4.

Not sure where in the South West you are OP but just googled "intimate male waxing south west" and a few places appear to do it down that way

Thanks for your input bud

That sounds great

But sure add up

How easy would be to buy the strips? They use and diy at home

Maybe could go once see how done..diy it ha

Then is it not hard haha not getting hard..some salon blonde ripping hair off ka ball sack

Guess these places above board..no extras haha would you like a hand with that sir haha hang on she says let me just hold yo u steady with my mouth sir..

Ok so know won't be like that but made me laugh thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the shower once im all soapy and lathered up, razor glides across no problem, 5mins once a week if that.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Sack, back and crack

Oh thats painful

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You could try home waxing strips but they're not as effective and bloody awkward to use!!

As for getting hard - you might get a slight semi but trust me it won't last long!!

And reputable salons are completely professional and above board - in fact some of them point out in their FAQs that any awkwardness their staff feel about a customer will result in the appointment being cancelled immediately.

The salon I have used has a very good FAQ section that covers most things you'd need to know - look up Gorilla Warfare on Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair conditioner.. No rash, no problem with hair follicles.. Sharp razor..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could try home waxing strips but they're not as effective and bloody awkward to use!!

As for getting hard - you might get a slight semi but trust me it won't last long!!

The salon I have used has a very good FAQ section that covers most things you'd need to know - look up Gorilla Warfare on Google

Thanks for your input bro

Will check that out

However salon's most the women on minimum wage..like as a bloke I dont go barbers..go salon's..because you get treated good, bit of pampering, always hot eye candy about

More often than not walking away with some chicks number..mostly followed by sex followed by next month get a homer haha

Then try new salon haha

Hairdresser mostly always dirty and kinky I find

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hair conditioner.. No rash, no problem with hair follicles.. Sharp razor..

Why condioner?

But a woman surely its different, the skin is smoother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hair conditioner.. No rash, no problem with hair follicles.. Sharp razor..

Why condioner?

But a woman surely its different, the skin is smoother"

I don't know why,but I've never had a problem since I started using it...

Have you considered hair removal cream?

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Hair conditioner.. No rash, no problem with hair follicles.. Sharp razor..

Why condioner?

But a woman surely its different, the skin is smoother

I don't know why,but I've never had a problem since I started using it...

Have you considered hair removal cream?

DON'T DO IT!

(Unless pain is your thing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hair conditioner.. No rash, no problem with hair follicles.. Sharp razor..

Why condioner?

But a woman surely its different, the skin is smoother

I don't know why,but I've never had a problem since I started using it...

Have you considered hair removal cream?

DON'T DO IT!

(Unless pain is your thing)"

Shush Will...

It was only a suggestion...

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By *emolitionman85Man
over a year ago

Basildon

What about hair removal creams?

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Hair conditioner.. No rash, no problem with hair follicles.. Sharp razor..

Why condioner?

But a woman surely its different, the skin is smoother

I don't know why,but I've never had a problem since I started using it...

Have you considered hair removal cream?

DON'T DO IT!

(Unless pain is your thing)

Shush Will...

It was only a suggestion... "

I'm thinking I should just embrace this and change my username...I'm never gonna escape it, am I?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Trim it down with an electric razor above your cock and then use a razor to remove the rest.

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By *hosewhomgonakedCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Don't do it because you think is expected, better to just be yourself. Why put up with irritation and the rest just for someone else that may or may not prefer it.

Personally we think that is better on guys to leave it anyway, maybe a till is ok if people feel like it but the shaved look is like plucked chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hair conditioner.. No rash, no problem with hair follicles.. Sharp razor..

Why condioner?

But a woman surely its different, the skin is smoother

I don't know why,but I've never had a problem since I started using it...

Have you considered hair removal cream?

DON'T DO IT!

(Unless pain is your thing)

Shush Will...

It was only a suggestion...

I'm thinking I should just embrace this and change my username...I'm never gonna escape it, am I?

Hell yeah..

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Hair conditioner.. No rash, no problem with hair follicles.. Sharp razor..

Why condioner?

But a woman surely its different, the skin is smoother

I don't know why,but I've never had a problem since I started using it...

Have you considered hair removal cream?

DON'T DO IT!

(Unless pain is your thing)

Shush Will...

It was only a suggestion...

I'm thinking I should just embrace this and change my username...I'm never gonna escape it, am I?

Hell yeah.. "

Done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently supporting different styles.

Your tinky winky has a moustache

. That’s nearly as good as Seeside’s

He was my muse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As above..if you shave like me

Whats the best practice...

Like the best a man can get haha

As a bloke it aint hard to realise the hair keeps the balls cool, stops sweaty balls, regulates the sperm production temp (so this dr chick told me) and guess few health benefits.

However mostly as everyone aware..here most women expect bloke to be shaved.

So im with the plus benefits etc ladies.

However despite many years of shaving, still not found a way to stop some razor burn, some hair follicles messing up ha

Ive tried many different ways, using many natural and man made products.

I know women get waxed, is it too painful for ball waxing id I imagine.

Guess looking for best procedure for less irritation?

And

Not about to linx up ma balls haha but in summer months..feels like need a cock sweat band sometimes haha

Back sack and crack wax

Good old immac (veet) sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I read everyone's comments after I commented

Hair removal cream is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One wonders if get pube oil

You get beard oil...so surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had sex for a long time and as such I haven't shaved my pubes for a long time but I did cut them with a nail scissors whilst I was sat on the toilet the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your lubic hair how you like it and bollocks to other people's demands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I epilate my vagina. You don’t know pain until you’ve caught your flap in that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't had sex for a long time and as such I haven't shaved my pubes for a long time but I did cut them with a nail scissors whilst I was sat on the toilet the other day. "

Really?

A long time?..why ever not, you should be getting on it..hot body on ya..seem like fun...seen what you write on ere. Would have messaged you but wont let me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had sex for a long time and as such I haven't shaved my pubes for a long time but I did cut them with a nail scissors whilst I was sat on the toilet the other day.

Really?

A long time?..why ever not, you should be getting on it..hot body on ya..seem like fun...seen what you write on ere. Would have messaged you but wont let me

It's a crime isn't it, I should be having lots and lots of sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't had sex for a long time and as such I haven't shaved my pubes for a long time but I did cut them with a nail scissors whilst I was sat on the toilet the other day.

Really?

A long time?..why ever not, you should be getting on it..hot body on ya..seem like fun...seen what you write on ere. Would have messaged you but wont let me

It's a crime isn't it, I should be having lots and lots of sex!"

Yes you should be...is just not any men you like local to you.

Shame your not closer

Maybe now you've told everyone you not had sex in long time..will get some mail to your liking..see if can't get you that sex you so clearly need or is that desire.

Appear to have a dam fine frame on ya...get on it girl

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I epilate my vagina. You don’t know pain until you’ve caught your flap in that... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I epilate my vagina. You don’t know pain until you’ve caught your flap in that... "

So thats like grabbing the hair and yanking it out?

Ouch

Can't be nice yanking pubes..but caught your flap..sounds risky

Why u use that, you like pain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not shaving down there but I trim short now.

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