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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anybody got a good idea for a completly far feched thread I can post to draw some attention to me? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

start on fat people

or

say u got a 14 inch cock

your choice lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"start on fat people

or

say u got a 14 inch cock

your choice lol "

Why would I lie about my 18" cock and say it was smaller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about one thats NEVER been done b4...Timewasters or Single Men who cant get meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about one thats NEVER been done b4...Timewasters or Single Men who cant get meets "

Some good ideas there hun x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Anybody got a good idea for a completly far feched thread I can post to draw some attention to me? xx "

I'll PM you a few - but you'll need stamina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about one thats NEVER been done b4...Timewasters or Single Men who cant get meets

Some good ideas there hun x "

Im full of em, do u want anymore suggestions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'll PM you a few - but you'll need stamina "

lol x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

I'll PM you a few - but you'll need stamina

lol x"

Have you got enough yet - I don't see you using any lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might start one lol.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'll PM you a few - but you'll need stamina

lol x

Have you got enough yet - I don't see you using any lol"

Yes thanks hun have got lots of ideads from you wil bide my time now and wait for the mmoment pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spunked 2326527 times in one night ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Have you got enough yet - I don't see you using any lol

Yes thanks hun have got lots of ideads from you wil bide my time now and wait for the mmoment pmsl xx "

Actually i think i may start a spelling thread lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I spunked 2326527 times in one night ..

"

Thought i reconised your profile have you seen what you did to my feckin bath? x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

you could try this one.....

I was making a sandwich for lunch and as I spead the butter onto the two rounds of bread I had just parted... they turned into a pair of parted lady legs. I stunning women appeared on my worktop and I found myself smearing butter on her crotch as she begged me for anal... what the fuck do I have for lunch now?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Or....

I have to come on here for my needs to be met as my wife doesn't understand how annoying it is when her teeth catch my helmet during oral... I would never fuck another woman behind her back though... I only receive blow-jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you could try this one.....

I was making a sandwich for lunch and as I spead the butter onto the two rounds of bread I had just parted... they turned into a pair of parted lady legs. I stunning women appeared on my worktop and I found myself smearing butter on her crotch as she begged me for anal... what the fuck do I have for lunch now?"

Has that happened to you too???? feck me... is anything sacred lol...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Or....

My wife just doesn't understand how boring it is watching her have sex with the swedish exchange student and having to make excuses not to join in... it's just not my thing. I just want a standard shag with someone who lays there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you could try this one.....

I was making a sandwich for lunch and as I spead the butter onto the two rounds of bread I had just parted... they turned into a pair of parted lady legs. I stunning women appeared on my worktop and I found myself smearing butter on her crotch as she begged me for anal... what the fuck do I have for lunch now?"

Was it brown bread ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"you could try this one.....

I was making a sandwich for lunch and as I spead the butter onto the two rounds of bread I had just parted... they turned into a pair of parted lady legs. I stunning women appeared on my worktop and I found myself smearing butter on her crotch as she begged me for anal... what the fuck do I have for lunch now?

Was it brown bread ?"

It may have been after the anal.... whoops

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

OK, OK, OK... I got it....

My supermodel girlfriend and her 4 supermodel mates want me to take them to a swinging club and fuck them all like sluts in the jacuzzi... but I don't think I can manage to cum more than 183 times in one evening.... even with my monster sized dick. Is it too much to expect one of them to wear a strap-on and help out?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Anybody got a good idea for a completly far feched thread I can post to draw some attention to me? xx "

Here's one for ya.....

Having used the wrong bubble bath in my whirlpool I noticed the mass of suds overflowing across the floor was beginning to take the shape of a perfectly formed young lady. I don’t know why but I began to stroke the suds and they seemed to succumb to my touch as if they were yearning for more. The suds forming the shapely legs began to part inviting me between them…. could this really be happening? I slid my hand between and pressed my finger against the warm wet slippery foam. I swear I felt the sensation of parting flesh as my finger went deeper. I looked to the head of the foam formation. Pouting lips of luscious lather began to open.. could I? should I? I had to try. I positioned my hardening penis over the seductive lips which shimmered and glistened with their moisture… “oh my god” it felt like real lips, real tongue teasing around inside. The warmth, the grip, the moist sensation and then… “This will be an extra hour as well as the call out charge mate” THE FUCKING PLUMBER!

Has anyone else ever stuck their cock in a plumber’s mouth by accident because they were covered in suds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody got a good idea for a completly far feched thread I can post to draw some attention to me? xx

Here's one for ya.....

Having used the wrong bubble bath in my whirlpool I noticed the mass of suds overflowing across the floor was beginning to take the shape of a perfectly formed young lady. I don’t know why but I began to stroke the suds and they seemed to succumb to my touch as if they were yearning for more. The suds forming the shapely legs began to part inviting me between them…. could this really be happening? I slid my hand between and pressed my finger against the warm wet slippery foam. I swear I felt the sensation of parting flesh as my finger went deeper. I looked to the head of the foam formation. Pouting lips of luscious lather began to open.. could I? should I? I had to try. I positioned my hardening penis over the seductive lips which shimmered and glistened with their moisture… “oh my god” it felt like real lips, real tongue teasing around inside. The warmth, the grip, the moist sensation and then… “This will be an extra hour as well as the call out charge mate” THE FUCKING PLUMBER!

Has anyone else ever stuck their cock in a plumber’s mouth by accident because they were covered in suds?

"

The funny thing about that lol is that I AM a plumber and gas fitter lol xx

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