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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Going to bed now I have broken the old one and fixed the new one

Night all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there’s always one

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

It's not too bad in honesty, just been battling a bit of stress and a crisis of confidence in certain parts of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodnight, Sleep well

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

I really just don’t understand these posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not too bad in honesty, just been battling a bit of stress and a crisis of confidence in certain parts of my life. "

I know that feeling well Hello, just be good to yourself and take care of your health. Everything else will fall into place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodnight, Sleep well "

If I ever get there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really just don’t understand these posts "

Why??

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"It's not too bad in honesty, just been battling a bit of stress and a crisis of confidence in certain parts of my life.

I know that feeling well Hello, just be good to yourself and take care of your health. Everything else will fall into place "

Thank you

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why?? "

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x"

It is "Big Beautiful Women & Men", so to be honest I shouldn't be here since I ain't no beauty

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x

It is "Big Beautiful Women & Men", so to be honest I shouldn't be here since I ain't no beauty "

Course you are x

Morning by the way

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Morning all - ifs going to be a lovely day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x

It is "Big Beautiful Women & Men", so to be honest I shouldn't be here since I ain't no beauty "

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... it all looks good from where I am sitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x

It is "Big Beautiful Women & Men", so to be honest I shouldn't be here since I ain't no beauty "

Dont put yourself down again otherwise i'll be over to show you what your beauty can do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x

It is "Big Beautiful Women & Men", so to be honest I shouldn't be here since I ain't no beauty

Course you are x

Morning by the way "

Morning and thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x"

I don’t think everyone thinks they are beautiful if that’s your implication? It’s a title that says everyone is of a larger build or it’s those that like that who post as well.

Why not just say what you mean ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x

It is "Big Beautiful Women & Men", so to be honest I shouldn't be here since I ain't no beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... it all looks good from where I am sitting "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all - ifs going to be a lovely day x "

Good morning, hope you have a fabulous day

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x

It is "Big Beautiful Women & Men", so to be honest I shouldn't be here since I ain't no beauty

Course you are x

Morning by the way

Morning and thanks x"

Anytime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x

I don’t think everyone thinks they are beautiful if that’s your implication? It’s a title that says everyone is of a larger build or it’s those that like that who post as well.

Why not just say what you mean ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really just don’t understand these posts

Why??

Because the title threads imply a meaning, but I just don’t get it lol x

It is "Big Beautiful Women & Men", so to be honest I shouldn't be here since I ain't no beauty

Dont put yourself down again otherwise i'll be over to show you what your beauty can do "

Oh errrr, thanks though

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Morning all

A lovely 10hr sleep for me

Thank good I needed a full nights rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

A lovely 10hr sleep for me

Thank good I needed a full nights rest "

Morning Curvy ... hope you are feeling refreshed

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr

Anyhow good morning

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Morning all

A lovely 10hr sleep for me

Thank good I needed a full nights rest

Morning Curvy ... hope you are feeling refreshed "

I bloody am had a week of kids not being well so barely sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY "

Which means ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

A lovely 10hr sleep for me

Thank good I needed a full nights rest

Morning Curvy ... hope you are feeling refreshed

I bloody am had a week of kids not being well so barely sleeping "

Well I hope everybody is on the mend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Which means ??"

Fixed that for you. When you amend their post.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr

Anyhow good morning "

............Bacon barms and coffee?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Morning all

A lovely 10hr sleep for me

Thank good I needed a full nights rest "

Morning seeetheart x have a great day today x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY "

Ohhhhhh right, just you wait madam, just you wait

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr

Anyhow good morning

............Bacon barms and coffee?"

Rolls and tea - you tease! x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr

Anyhow good morning

............Bacon barms and coffee?

Rolls and tea - you tease! x"

I try x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Ohhhhhh right, just you wait madam, just you wait "

Shall I wait bent over ?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Ohhhhhh right, just you wait madam, just you wait

Shall I wait bent over ? "

Saucy madam lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Ohhhhhh right, just you wait madam, just you wait

Shall I wait bent over ? "

See you in 20 minutes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Ohhhhhh right, just you wait madam, just you wait

Shall I wait bent over ?

Saucy madam lol "

I think it’s the weather !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Which means ??

Fixed that for you. When you amend their post. "

Ahhh ... thanks ... every day is a school day

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By *rassyknollMan
over a year ago

Limekilnburm

Always willing to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Which means ??

Fixed that for you. When you amend their post.

Ahhh ... thanks ... every day is a school day "

I have a cane somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Which means ??

Fixed that for you. When you amend their post.

Ahhh ... thanks ... every day is a school day

I have a cane somewhere. "

But I have been a good boy

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Which means ??

Fixed that for you. When you amend their post.

Ahhh ... thanks ... every day is a school day

I have a cane somewhere.

But I have been a good boy "

That means nothing in here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is it safe in here . If that Paps is about I'm fucking off lol. Morning Cockwombles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it safe in here . If that Paps is about I'm fucking off lol. Morning Cockwombles "

Seems it’s safe so far lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning chatters x

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By *ragonage24Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Good morning ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning ??"

Hi and welcome xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Is it safe in here . If that Paps is about I'm fucking off lol. Morning Cockwombles "

Morning slim x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning kat. Dragon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning chatters x"

Good morning Kat

Hope you are both well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning every single person who graces this thread with their errrrrr (Jaffa cakes). I’ll come and make you all a brew.

Anyhow good morning

FTFY

Which means ??

Fixed that for you. When you amend their post.

Ahhh ... thanks ... every day is a school day

I have a cane somewhere.

But I have been a good boy

That means nothing in here "

I guessed that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is it safe in here . If that Paps is about I'm fucking off lol. Morning Cockwombles

Seems it’s safe so far lol "

hehe

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning chatters x"
Morning Kat xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is it safe in here . If that Paps is about I'm fucking off lol. Morning Cockwombles

Morning slim x"

Hiya Booby xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning kat. Dragon xx"

Hi Ellie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Anyone bothered about The Wedding today.... not me , sick of hearing about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning chatters x

Good morning Kat

Hope you are both well "

Hey ginger one not to bad thanks off out for a meal with friends tonight then my mri scan at 8 in the morning how are you xxx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Good morning everyone

This weather can stay... I will be three metres up in the air later!

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over a year ago


"Morning chatters x Morning Kat xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Anyone bothered about The Wedding today.... not me , sick of hearing about it "

Same here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone

This weather can stay... I will be three metres up in the air later!"

Morning hello yes its lovely today why 3 metres up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone x "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Anyone bothered about The Wedding today.... not me , sick of hearing about it

Same here xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone x "

Good morning Angie

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning everyone x "
Morning Angie xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler "

Aw but I love weddings - the dress, the siluits, the cake mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning chatters x

Good morning Kat

Hope you are both well

Hey ginger one not to bad thanks off out for a meal with friends tonight then my mri scan at 8 in the morning how are you xxx"

All good here, now I am back home

Hope you enjoy your evening with friends and the scan comes with positive news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler "

Wedding wedding wedding WEDDING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler "

I won’t mention it again then ...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Wedding wedding wedding WEDDING "

lol ok ok bend over x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Aw but I love weddings - the dress, the siluits, the cake mmmmm"

mmm cake !

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Good morning everyone

This weather can stay... I will be three metres up in the air later!

Morning hello yes its lovely today why 3 metres up xx"

Just my usual Saturday job. I never have to worry about anything other than the weather with this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning chatters x

Good morning Kat

Hope you are both well

Hey ginger one not to bad thanks off out for a meal with friends tonight then my mri scan at 8 in the morning how are you xxx

All good here, now I am back home

Hope you enjoy your evening with friends and the scan comes with positive news."

Ahhhh yes how was your travels and om sure we will not seen them for a while and thanks we will find out on the 14th of June xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Aw but I love weddings - the dress, the siluits, the cake mmmmm

mmm cake !"

See - there's always a bright side x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wanna see the dress

And the bridesmaid dresses

And then I’m wedding done. Promise

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I just wanna see the dress

And the bridesmaid dresses

And then I’m wedding done. Promise "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone x

Hi "

Hi Kat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Wedding wedding wedding WEDDING

lol ok ok bend over x"

Nope

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I just wanna see the dress

And the bridesmaid dresses

And then I’m wedding done. Promise "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone x

Good morning Angie "

Hi ginger x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Aw but I love weddings - the dress, the siluits, the cake mmmmm"

Weddings? The Devil's punishment for having sex with someone you think you like but in fact the Devil has got his grip on you ... And will ensure you're miserable for the rest of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler "

WEDDING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wanna see the dress

And the bridesmaid dresses

And then I’m wedding done. Promise "

Yeah so do I but probably for different reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone

This weather can stay... I will be three metres up in the air later!

Morning hello yes its lovely today why 3 metres up xx

Just my usual Saturday job. I never have to worry about anything other than the weather with this one. "

Nice one at least its stress free xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone x Morning Angie xx "

Hi slim x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Aw but I love weddings - the dress, the siluits, the cake mmmmm

Weddings? The Devil's punishment for having sex with someone you think you like but in fact the Devil has got his grip on you ... And will ensure you're miserable for the rest of your life "

Everyone should try it once though - it’s an eye opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning hello x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

WEDDING "

Haha oh you sooooo know what’s going to happen now

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Aw but I love weddings - the dress, the siluits, the cake mmmmm

Weddings? The Devil's punishment for having sex with someone you think you like but in fact the Devil has got his grip on you ... And will ensure you're miserable for the rest of your life "

Shit. I must be doing it wrong, I'm very happily married and adore my husband!

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By *s Blue MidnightWoman
over a year ago

hampshire

Good morning sexy people xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Aw but I love weddings - the dress, the siluits, the cake mmmmm

Weddings? The Devil's punishment for having sex with someone you think you like but in fact the Devil has got his grip on you ... And will ensure you're miserable for the rest of your life "

Morning not all of us married people are miserable x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Aw but I love weddings - the dress, the siluits, the cake mmmmm

Weddings? The Devil's punishment for having sex with someone you think you like but in fact the Devil has got his grip on you ... And will ensure you're miserable for the rest of your life

Everyone should try it once though - it’s an eye opener "

Aw no I had 13 very happy married years it ended rather badly but for the most part I was happy so I can't complain

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

No wedding talk from me today.

My day shall be spent finishing decorating my sex room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning sexy people xxx "

Morning from a none sexy xx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

He's gonna need a bigger ruler....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

Aw but I love weddings - the dress, the siluits, the cake mmmmm

Weddings? The Devil's punishment for having sex with someone you think you like but in fact the Devil has got his grip on you ... And will ensure you're miserable for the rest of your life

Shit. I must be doing it wrong, I'm very happily married and adore my husband!"

Each to their own

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"No wedding talk from me today.

My day shall be spent finishing decorating my sex room! "

Ooooooo how exciting send a pic when it's done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wedding talk from me today.

My day shall be spent finishing decorating my sex room! "

Ohhhhh can we come and see it xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Good morning sexy people xxx "

Ello and welcome to the thread

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"He's gonna need a bigger ruler...."

I’m regretting my comment already lol

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By *s Blue MidnightWoman
over a year ago

hampshire


"Good morning sexy people xxx

Morning from a none sexy xx"

Hey we're all Sexy!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"No wedding talk from me today.

My day shall be spent finishing decorating my sex room! "

Have you got the Tolkein range of sex toys.. Gandalf the grey, Gandalf the white and Dildo Baggins?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning sexy people xxx

Ello and welcome to the thread "

Thanks x ello to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's gonna need a bigger ruler...."

Angie and curvy both have their own special rulers now so the don't need nets xx

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By *s Blue MidnightWoman
over a year ago

hampshire


"Good morning sexy people xxx

Ello and welcome to the thread "

Thank you kindly

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning sexy people xxx "

Morningx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"No wedding talk from me today.

My day shall be spent finishing decorating my sex room!

Have you got the Tolkein range of sex toys.. Gandalf the grey, Gandalf the white and Dildo Baggins? "

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning sexy people xxx

Morning from a none sexy xx

Hey we're all Sexy! "

I guess so just don't feel it xx

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"He's gonna need a bigger ruler....

Angie and curvy both have their own special rulers now so the don't need nets xx"

Well that just sounds like favouritism....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"No wedding talk from me today.

My day shall be spent finishing decorating my sex room!

Have you got the Tolkein range of sex toys.. Gandalf the grey, Gandalf the white and Dildo Baggins?

Ha ha ha "

Apologies, it took a while to set that one up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dildo Baggins haha. Now that would be a great profile name.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Dildo Baggins haha. Now that would be a great profile name."

Yes it would lol

Morning by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's gonna need a bigger ruler....

Angie and curvy both have their own special rulers now so the don't need nets xx

Well that just sounds like favouritism.... "

Hhhhmmmmmm maybe who knows xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"No wedding talk from me today.

My day shall be spent finishing decorating my sex room!

Have you got the Tolkein range of sex toys.. Gandalf the grey, Gandalf the white and Dildo Baggins?

Ha ha ha

Apologies, it took a while to set that one up!"

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dildo Baggins haha. Now that would be a great profile name."

Hey welcome to the thread very disappointed you don't meet couples xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning sexy people xxx

Morning from a none sexy xx

Hey we're all Sexy! "

Good morning to you too

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Dildo Baggins haha. Now that would be a great profile name."

It wouldn't surprise me if its already been done..

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"No wedding talk from me today.

My day shall be spent finishing decorating my sex room!

Have you got the Tolkein range of sex toys.. Gandalf the grey, Gandalf the white and Dildo Baggins?

Ha ha ha

Apologies, it took a while to set that one up!

Very good "

I thank you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning everyone x Morning Angie xx

Hi slim x "

Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Morning everyone "

Morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone "

Hi pap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Morning x "

Hi James

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Morning x "

Hey James xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Hi pap xx"

Hi Kat. I can't believe it's a week since the social x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Morning everyone "

Morning sweetheart x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Hi pap xx

Hi Kat. I can't believe it's a week since the social x"

I know but at least you all have the next one to look forward too xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning everyone

Hi pap xx

Hi Kat. I can't believe it's a week since the social x"

Morning Pap. Be nice today as I'm not well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Morning sweetheart x "

Hi hunny xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Hi pap xx

Hi Kat. I can't believe it's a week since the social x Morning Pap. Be nice today as I'm not well x"

Ok of course I'll be nice sweetheart x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Hi pap xx

Hi Kat. I can't believe it's a week since the social x

I know but at least you all have the next one to look forward too xx"

Are you not going?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Morning everyone

Hi pap xx

Hi Kat. I can't believe it's a week since the social x Morning Pap. Be nice today as I'm not well x

Ok of course I'll be nice sweetheart x"

Blimey that was easier than expected . Cheers. I can't be arsed to do much today my chest is in agony

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Morning everyone

Hi pap xx

Hi Kat. I can't believe it's a week since the social x Morning Pap. Be nice today as I'm not well x

Ok of course I'll be nice sweetheart x"

Snorted my tea then

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol "

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew?"

bap & brew

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew?"

* roll *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Hi pap xx

Hi Kat. I can't believe it's a week since the social x

I know but at least you all have the next one to look forward too xx

Are you not going?"

I very much doubt it x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew?bap & brew "

My baps are firmly covered this morning - bra on and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol "

I wish and why is your name not on the Chams list yet xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew? * roll *"

If you don't call it by its proper name - I'm not making you one!!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew? * roll *

If you don't call it by its proper name - I'm not making you one!!"

Tea

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew? * roll *

If you don't call it by its proper name - I'm not making you one!!

Tea"

Ah - touché Monsieur x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning. I have just checked via user name search and Dildo Baggins plus mant variations is already being used, much like a dildo haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning. I have just checked via user name search and Dildo Baggins plus mant variations is already being used, much like a dildo haha"

Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning. I have just checked via user name search and Dildo Baggins plus mant variations is already being used, much like a dildo haha"

Well hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weddding talk is banned in here - punishment for mentioning it shall be in the form of my bendy ruler

WEDDING

Haha oh you sooooo know what’s going to happen now"

Promises, promises x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew? * roll *

If you don't call it by its proper name - I'm not making you one!!"

Yeah everyone knows it’s called a Bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello too.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Good morning. I have just checked via user name search and Dildo Baggins plus mant variations is already being used, much like a dildo haha"

Good work... so it seems even being original i can't be original.. haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew? * roll *

If you don't call it by its proper name - I'm not making you one!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning sexy people xxx "

Good morning Betty, welcome to the thread x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning all x anyone free this morning lol

I am - do you want a bacon barm and a brew? * roll *

If you don't call it by its proper name - I'm not making you one!!

Yeah everyone knows it’s called a Bun "

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone x Morning Angie xx

Hi slim x Mwah xx"

Ooo kisses, just the one on offer or can I get more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning everyone x Morning Angie xx

Hi slim x Mwah xx

Ooo kisses, just the one on offer or can I get more x "

Greedy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone "

Morning pap x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone x Morning Angie xx

Hi slim x Mwah xx

Ooo kisses, just the one on offer or can I get more x

Greedy!"

Can’t beat a nice kiss or two x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"He's gonna need a bigger ruler....

Angie and curvy both have their own special rulers now so the don't need nets xx"

Screw that

Balthazar still needs to tan my cheeks

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Welcome to all the newbies

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Good morning everyone x Morning Angie xx

Hi slim x Mwah xx

Ooo kisses, just the one on offer or can I get more x

Greedy!

Can’t beat a nice kiss or two x "

Hmmm fair point - here's one for you mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's gonna need a bigger ruler....

Angie and curvy both have their own special rulers now so the don't need nets xx

Screw that

Balthazar still needs to tan my cheeks "

Haha and I'm sure nets cant wait x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Morning pap x "

Morning Angie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone

Morning pap x

Morning Angie x "

Morning pap a lap a ding dong

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Who dishing out the songs

Me want some

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Who dishing out the songs

Me want some "

*snogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning everyone x Morning Angie xx

Hi slim x Mwah xx

Ooo kisses, just the one on offer or can I get more x

Greedy!

Can’t beat a nice kiss or two x

Hmmm fair point - here's one for you mwah x"

Mwah lovely x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning everyone x Morning Angie xx

Hi slim x Mwah xx

Ooo kisses, just the one on offer or can I get more x "

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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