FabSwingers.com forum: How to ruin a first date

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

No, not that type of ruin

What four words would ruin a first date ?

Do you do anal

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've brought my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like children

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I've brought my mum"

I can see where your daughter got her good looks from might win her over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I would like children "

Bend over and that can be arranged

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fancy sharing sti

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By *luemonkey80Man
over a year ago

stockport

I'm New to this ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe your cock on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have twelve cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum was hotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I brought the kids

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Can I borrow £20?

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Hey sarah, oops Samantha

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Ru gonna turn up?

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

I will ruin you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a police officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quickie will do

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Fancy a fuck love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have twelve cats"

This happened to me, but she had 9 rescue cats, it was a dealbreaker for both of us. If you want more fascinating stories like that, I’ve got loads.

Thanks in advance X

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I don't like sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad’s dick’s bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dad’s dick’s bigger "

It’s all lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll ask my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dad’s dick’s bigger

It’s all lies."

I knew he was full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked your mum"

Oh Mum, not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you found Jesus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have twelve cats

This happened to me, but she had 9 rescue cats, it was a dealbreaker for both of us. If you want more fascinating stories like that, I’ve got loads.

Thanks in advance X"

Warmest regards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have twelve cats

This happened to me, but she had 9 rescue cats, it was a dealbreaker for both of us. If you want more fascinating stories like that, I’ve got loads.

Thanks in advance X

Warmest regards"

All the best to you and yours X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked your mum

Oh Mum, not again"

Like mother like daughter

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By *luemonkey80Man
over a year ago

stockport

I dont like sucking.... *slam* that's me out of the door

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Your the best brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello my name is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive brought the hubby

Oh hang on .......

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Hi! Pull my finger.....

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Want to see my trainset?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

You looked prettier online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are my cousin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin Bieber concert next?

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you a dude?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll do I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you'd be taller/ younger / richer (delete as applicable)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prison sex was ok...

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Calculator to split bill

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Ok! it was fantastic

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By *nsure2018Couple
over a year ago

BASINGSTOKE

I used to have a cock that size

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Utero

Her? That’s my sister, you don’t mind if she watches do you?

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

How much you charge?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

[Removed by poster at 19/05/18 12:17:33]

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

The other guy will be here shortly

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By *nsure2018Couple
over a year ago

BASINGSTOKE

Have you started yet or are you in yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the boot.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I brought a shovel x

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Utero

"The other guy will be here shortly

Most would not consider this meet ‘ruined’ Spiderwoman

just getting interesting...

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Do you speak Klingon

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Everything I posted in the flat earth thread etc could put a date in jeopardy lol. I would only bring it up and elaborate if I was asked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uglier in real life..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

You're not six foot!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"You're not six foot!

You have no idea how many times I've said that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re moving in, right?

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By *auce potsCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

I don't like kissing...

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

i forgot my wallet.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

You looked younger online

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'm A Flat Earther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I vlog it?

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs and London

You taste of your father...

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I don't like kissing..."

That puts a dampener on mine too. Always happy to have a sexy mouth locked around mine and being left breathless.

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By *auce potsCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I don't like kissing...

That puts a dampener on mine too. Always happy to have a sexy mouth locked around mine and being left breathless."

Sounds delicious put like that! Like to be left panting,, desperate for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your doing sister on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so I know this gay sauna you fancy coming with me, they do allow women in as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not you its.......

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You have to get a date first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched you sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No words. Just turn-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When can I move in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your doing sister on fab ? "

I think that would confuse more than ruin?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You're not six foot!

You have no idea how many times I've said that! "

Nearly as often as I've said 'That's not eight inches!'??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No words. Just turn-up

Dude

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Get in the van"

That's quite popular with a section of the fab community apparently.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump is great"

True story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was your stalker

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Is your Dad single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’d you spell chlamydia?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Not gonna suck itself...

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I said i loved S my cat... His name is Simon, S for short.

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By *inkyjxxWoman
over a year ago

Waterford

My wife is behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit on someoneelse would ruin it I'm guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I move in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dya spit or swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people struggling with the 4 words concept...

"Sorry, it slipped out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put on the handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't show up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't show up."

Or in my case show up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't show up.

Or in my case show up

Your veri's suggest otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's fuck in toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg that’s your sister

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

You’ve forgot the cake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get in the van

That's quite popular with a section of the fab community apparently.....

Ahhhh the chap on the thread the other night looking for “sluts”? That didn’t go well for him! ??

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Sorry about the scabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot my wallet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked your brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I film this.

(Actually had that one, not a chance)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you vote brexit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister's got the biggest boobs.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

Pus is great lube

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Have you got HIV?

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