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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Working my way through a flower bed i've just disturbed two Slow Worms bonking. I feel bad.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Reptilius Interruptus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure they weren't wrestling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sure they weren't wrestling?"

Well, they weren't wearing leotards.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Working my way through a flower bed i've just disturbed two Slow Worms bonking. I feel bad. "

Not another slow worm thread!!!

Ha

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Did you at least give them time to finish?

Lovely critters. Never seen them in the wild.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working my way through a flower bed i've just disturbed two Slow Worms bonking. I feel bad. "

They might have wanted you to see them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working my way through a flower bed i've just disturbed two Slow Worms bonking. I feel bad.

They might have wanted you to see them."

Dogging lizards? There's a first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sure they weren't wrestling?

Well, they weren't wearing leotards. "

You should feel guilty they are rare.

Lovely legless lizardy beasties

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I have never seen a slow worm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never seen a slow worm "

I've seen loads, and the odd grass snake too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working my way through a flower bed i've just disturbed two Slow Worms bonking. I feel bad.

They might have wanted you to see them."

Probably swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen a slow worm "

I've never seen a fast one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never seen a slow worm

I've never seen a fast one. "

They're a damn sight faster than me without legs, that's for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly stood on one the other day, scared the life out of me! Never seen one before, just casually sitting in the middle of the pathway haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working my way through a flower bed i've just disturbed two Slow Worms bonking. I feel bad. "

Cut them in half then you got 4 bonking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nearly stood on one the other day, scared the life out of me! Never seen one before, just casually sitting in the middle of the pathway haha "

Soaking up the sun no doubt. They're more afraid of you than you are of them, just keep telling yourself that and you'll be fine, honest.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

The area just outside our block of flats is a designated slow worm sanctuary... 100's of them there.... I caught a couple to take to work for the kids to meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen a slow worm

I've never seen a fast one.

They're a damn sight faster than me without legs, that's for sure."

Can you take your legs off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nearly stood on one the other day, scared the life out of me! Never seen one before, just casually sitting in the middle of the pathway haha

Soaking up the sun no doubt. They're more afraid of you than you are of them, just keep telling yourself that and you'll be fine, honest. "

Was in a shaded area haha it was more because as I stepped over it moved fairly quick! But yes my heart rate went up quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never seen a slow worm

I've never seen a fast one.

They're a damn sight faster than me without legs, that's for sure.

Can you take your legs off? "

No, but i have had a bit too much to drink on the odd occasion.

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