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Misheard song lyrics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We’ve all seen the Peter Kay sketch, but what lyrics have you misheard?

My mate used to think Madonna was singing ‘strike a poet’ on Vogue, even when I told him it was pose he wouldn’t have it, why the fuck would she want to strike a poet I’d explain. But he kept singing poet!

Another mate thought James were singing ‘hose me down, hose me down!’

I didn’t bother correcting him.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

There’s the famous ‘his ears are alight’ for ‘the israelites’

And I’m sure a song by Michael Jackson has ‘heavy heavy ice cream’ in it. Billie Jean, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Christmas songs, but quite like Jethro Tull's 'Solstice Bells' as a seasonal, festive alternative - even though, at one point, I'm fairly sure vocalist Ian Anderson sings "Winter is a glass on a chicken"

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

My sister thought westend girls by the pet shop Boys said "in a denim world ,instead of dead end world".

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

robert palmer ..... might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My brother thought Noel Gallagher was singing ‘slip and slide In the eye of your mind ’ not ‘slip inside the eye of your mind’

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

The North where we do what we want

My daughter misheard "centipede" instead of "centerpiece" in a song by The Weeknd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My friends daughter thought kings of León were singing socks on fire.

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By *rspecs95Man
over a year ago

hayes

I thought 'Feel it still by Portugal the man's chorus went 'woo ooh I'm ready for the postman ' for the first 2 months it was playing on the radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a cracking one the other day! Can’t remember it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I heard a cracking one the other day! Can’t remember it though "

That’s okay, I’ll just look at your boobs till you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always loced The Jam's Class war polemic: "Eating Triffles"

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