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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

£20 is £20

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"£20 is £20 "
hahaaaa

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You causing mischief again....again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m."

sucking a cock for £1m isn't gay it's fucking obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£20 is £20 "

Well you have a nice bum lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You causing mischief again....again?"

No, never. Im a good boy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You causing mischief again....again?

No, never. Im a good boy"

And Pinocchio had a button nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You causing mischief again....again?

No, never. Im a good boy

And Pinocchio had a button nose "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m."

One’s level of ‘gayness’ is determined by how low a price one is willing to accept. (As a rule, anything under £100 equates to being gay apparently)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You causing mischief again....again?

No, never. Im a good boy

And Pinocchio had a button nose

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£20 is £20

Well you have a nice bum lol "

Thanks. But flattery wont save you £20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sold that radiator ?

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

One’s level of ‘gayness’ is determined by how low a price one is willing to accept. (As a rule, anything under £100 equates to being gay apparently) "

Is this a scientific fact or from a channel 4 investigation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

One’s level of ‘gayness’ is determined by how low a price one is willing to accept. (As a rule, anything under £100 equates to being gay apparently)

Is this a scientific fact or from a channel 4 investigation... "

What about just flicking a cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gonna use that £20 to buy some radiator keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you thought of under floor heating OP, it stays warm even after it’s switched off ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id take a shot in the mouth for £1m

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

sucking a cock for £1m isn't gay it's fucking obvious."

Classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m."

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for £1m

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id take a shot in the mouth for £1m"

For 1 million i would enjoy it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For one million I’d work the balls too.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I thought everyone was ‘gender fluid’ now? It’s the new ‘having a beard’ for blokes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for £1m"

If I offered you £2m, would you do it twice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for £1m

If I offered you £2m, would you do it twice? "

As if you need to even ask that!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 18/05/18 07:50:42]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for £1m

If I offered you £2m, would you do it twice?

As if you need to even ask that! "

Meet you behind the bins at Tesco for a quick fingerblast then

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"You causing mischief again....again?

No, never. Im a good boy

And Pinocchio had a button nose

"

Pinocchio was a grower

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for £1m

If I offered you £2m, would you do it twice?

As if you need to even ask that!

Meet you behind the bins at Tesco for a quick fingerblast then "

Bring bagels. I like to eat and blast!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"£20 is £20 "

Lol Mabey for you op but for me not even a million pounds wood get me down that parth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck a cock for a mil? I'd put lovebites on your shit for 1mil

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for £1m

If I offered you £2m, would you do it twice?

As if you need to even ask that!

Meet you behind the bins at Tesco for a quick fingerblast then

Bring bagels. I like to eat and blast! "

If I bring ring donuts, we could have a game of Hoopla

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You need to use the foolproof "who's paying who" rule to decide if you're gay or not.

you're paying= gay

He's paying you under £50 = you're gay

He's paying you £51-£500= you're bisexual

He's paying you £501- £9999 =you're enjoying it a little bit to much and will buy abba cd"s with your earnings

He's paying you £10k plus = you persuade yourself it's only a sausage and dream of England

You do it for free= you're a dirty bugger who loves cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for £1m"

There's not much I wouldn't do for a toffee crisp.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You need to use the foolproof "who's paying who" rule to decide if you're gay or not.

you're paying= gay

He's paying you under £50 = you're gay

He's paying you £51-£500= you're bisexual

He's paying you £501- £9999 =you're enjoying it a little bit to much and will buy abba cd"s with your earnings

He's paying you £10k plus = you persuade yourself it's only a sausage and dream of England

No amount of money will make you do it = your 100% straight.

You do it for free= you're a dirty bugger who loves cock

"

Fixed it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for £1m

There's not much I wouldn't do for a toffee crisp. "

Good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£20 is £20

Well you have a nice bum lol

Thanks. But flattery wont save you £20"

Bugger that's not fair

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By *WKinkMan
over a year ago

Bury

Me: Would yo suck my cock for £1m

Them: Hell yeah!

Me: How about for £5

Them: Fuck off, what kinda person do you think I am?

Me: I know the kinda person you are. Now I’m just negotiating a price

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The forum kitty always has a few spare quid, to make sure posters put their mouth where the money is. As treasurer, I've just taken £60 out of petty cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me: Would yo suck my cock for £1m

Them: Hell yeah!

Me: How about for £5

Them: Fuck off, what kinda person do you think I am?

Me: I know the kinda person you are. Now I’m just negotiating a price "

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD


"It makes me laugh when guys say they wouldn't suck a cock for £10k, £100k, £1m.

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for £1m

There's not much I wouldn't do for a toffee crisp.

Good to know "

Blimey,I'd forgotten toffee crisp existed! Thanks!

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