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Why do people feel the need to update their status with everyday shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't answer, I've just eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's called choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So block them, then you won't see their updates. Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook.."

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they want to.

Why do people complain about other people by starting a forum thread?

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

I like it when people say they are having a drink, reminds me to get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you think we want your thread which is just a moan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because a life unwitnessed appears to be worthless to some nowadays...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just taken the bins out Op, I feel you should know. I’ll probably get them in the morning when they’re empty again. I’ll keep you posted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off"

Because I like causing a stir on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook.."

Would you want to fuck someone that posts updates that annoy you like that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just taken the bins out Op, I feel you should know. I’ll probably get them in the morning when they’re empty again. I’ll keep you posted! "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Would you want to fuck someone that posts updates that annoy you like that?"

They’d probably want to stop mid session to update their status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for a lovely evening, you know who you are !

*looks at right hand*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Would you want to fuck someone that posts updates that annoy you like that?

They’d probably want to stop mid session to update their status"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said. If you have to update your status with every mindless thing, GET A LIFE lol

Light and love to all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well said. If you have to update your status with every mindless thing, GET A LIFE lol

Light and love to all"

I have a wingman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well said. If you have to update your status with every mindless thing, GET A LIFE lol

Light and love to all"

I’ve just taken the bins out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To true buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook.."

You should put that in your status.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well said. If you have to update your status with every mindless thing, GET A LIFE lol

Light and love to all

I’ve just taken the bins out. "

Be careful with that collarbone

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Because they can and why shouldn't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 more sleeps until I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “Why do people feel the need to update their status with everyday shit?” Who gives a crap?!? "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 more sleeps until I see you"

2 more sleeps until I use the words correctly again !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well said. If you have to update your status with every mindless thing, GET A LIFE lol

Light and love to all

I’ve just taken the bins out. "

Ive been to lav and now im heading for shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook.."

I just updated our status to "This week is going by so slow "

Just thought I would let you know op

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off

Because I like causing a stir on here. "

Well I'm impressed. It's an admirable ambition. Not entirely convinced it's enhancing your appeal however.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones crying poverty really get on my tits, have a bit of pride ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones crying poverty really get on my tits, have a bit of pride ffs"

Lend us a fiver!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off

Because I like causing a stir on here.

Well I'm impressed. It's an admirable ambition. Not entirely convinced it's enhancing your appeal however."

So to enhance my appeal I need to let you all know I’m about to put my shoes on? Oh.. tying my laces now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just farted and scared the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a green apple and dipped my cock into the Nutella Jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

I just updated our status to "This week is going by so slow "

Just thought I would let you know op "

Yeah she has Op, I just looked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a green apple and dipped my cock into the Nutella Jar "

Did you ask it first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At least they’re getting more interesting now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a green apple and dipped my cock into the Nutella Jar "

Mmmm..im just imagining it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother Nature is here .... I can’t play for 5 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just putting the fish fingers under the grill lol

#fishfingers #grill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Just sat on the loo'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones crying poverty really get on my tits, have a bit of pride ffs

Lend us a fiver! "

Get a job ya bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off

Because I like causing a stir on here. "

Lol because instead of posting mundane statuses you would prefer to post mundane threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just putting the fish fingers under the grill lol

#fishfingers #grill"

#lol

#Cyril Hanouna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off

Because I like causing a stir on here.

Lol because instead of posting mundane statuses you would prefer to post mundane threads "
But look at the stir it’s causing, far more interesting now isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off

Because I like causing a stir on here.

Lol because instead of posting mundane statuses you would prefer to post mundane threads "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off

Because I like causing a stir on here.

Lol because instead of posting mundane statuses you would prefer to post mundane threads "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off

Because I like causing a stir on here.

Lol because instead of posting mundane statuses you would prefer to post mundane threads

Ouch"
Didn’t hurt a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit I do cringe a little at the Facebook type statuses sometimes but they don't bother me no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just putting the fish fingers under the grill lol

#fishfingers #grill

#lol

#Cyril Hanouna "

#Audrey Pulvar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Just sat on the loo' "

Which way do you wipe, through the front or the back?

Thanks in advance X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not those ones that I dislike, it's the statuses moaning about other members and complaining about lack of meets ect I dislike. Putting out bins ect statuses can be mildly amusing sometimes. I must update my status!XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must admit I do cringe a little at the Facebook type statuses sometimes but they don't bother me no "

“A wingette” if that’s even a word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Just sat on the loo'

Which way do you wipe, through the front or the back?

Thanks in advance X"

You mustn't wipe back to front, too much risk of cross contamination *nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Just sat on the loo'

Which way do you wipe, through the front or the back?

Thanks in advance X"

Wow can safely say that's the 1st time I've been asked that....

Through the front

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar


"because a life unwitnessed appears to be worthless to some nowadays..."

So true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just updated our status to "This week is going by so slow "

Just thought I would let you know op

Yeah she has Op, I just looked."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just updated our status to "This week is going by so slow "

Just thought I would let you know op

Yeah she has Op, I just looked.

"

She really has! FFS..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Just sat on the loo'

Which way do you wipe, through the front or the back?

Thanks in advance X

Wow can safely say that's the 1st time I've been asked that....

Through the front "

Unusual. Thanks for the prompt reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dont understand it OP it’s probably not for you so wgaf?!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Because people can and choose to, same as you chose to post a thread moaning about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook..

Why should it bother you..

Just shuffle off

Because I like causing a stir on here.

Lol because instead of posting mundane statuses you would prefer to post mundane threads "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar to why people post shit in the forums I suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit will be posted everywhere if people are given the choice.

Even junk mail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stand by for my next post.. it’s goimg to be sooooooo good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm changing mine to "Everyday Shit".

It will save me the bother of editing it every time I do something fascinating, or have some wonderful thought that I want to share with everybody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing mine to "Everyday Shit".

It will save me the bother of editing it every time I do something fascinating, or have some wonderful thought that I want to share with everybody. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing mine to "Everyday Shit".

It will save me the bother of editing it every time I do something fascinating, or have some wonderful thought that I want to share with everybody.

"

Cambridgeshire Not Cambridge made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing mine to "Everyday Shit".

It will save me the bother of editing it every time I do something fascinating, or have some wonderful thought that I want to share with everybody. "

She has as well, I just looked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing mine to "Everyday Shit".

It will save me the bother of editing it every time I do something fascinating, or have some wonderful thought that I want to share with everybody.

Cambridgeshire Not Cambridge made me laugh "

Weeeell, I used to get tons of messages saying "where in Cambridge are you, I'm on Main Street (eg)), and I'm an hour away from Cambridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm changing mine to "Everyday Shit".

It will save me the bother of editing it every time I do something fascinating, or have some wonderful thought that I want to share with everybody. "

You actually have changed it! Unbelievable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing mine to "Everyday Shit".

It will save me the bother of editing it every time I do something fascinating, or have some wonderful thought that I want to share with everybody.

Cambridgeshire Not Cambridge made me laugh "

They're a posh Was Not Was tribute band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing mine to "Everyday Shit".

It will save me the bother of editing it every time I do something fascinating, or have some wonderful thought that I want to share with everybody.

Cambridgeshire Not Cambridge made me laugh

They're a posh Was Not Was tribute band "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm changing mine to "Everyday Shit".

It will save me the bother of editing it every time I do something fascinating, or have some wonderful thought that I want to share with everybody.

Cambridgeshire Not Cambridge made me laugh

They're a posh Was Not Was tribute band "

Added to my playlist

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This site really needs to allow photo status updates.

With this implemented, I’ll be enabled to take pics of every cup of tea and coffee I have throughout the day plus of course, the obligatory meal photos.

Yep, I’m one interesting chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This site really needs to allow photo status updates.

With this implemented, I’ll be enabled to take pics of every cup of tea and coffee I have throughout the day plus of course, the obligatory meal photos.

Yep, I’m one interesting chap "

But this site will end up with endless cock pic status updates otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This site really needs to allow photo status updates.

With this implemented, I’ll be enabled to take pics of every cup of tea and coffee I have throughout the day plus of course, the obligatory meal photos.

Yep, I’m one interesting chap "

Don’t forget to comment on the wonderful colour choice of your cups too.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Sometimes it can be useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This site really needs to allow photo status updates.

With this implemented, I’ll be enabled to take pics of every cup of tea and coffee I have throughout the day plus of course, the obligatory meal photos.

Yep, I’m one interesting chap "

+1

Cat photos ftw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in Reads thread...

Says nothing

Wanders away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just reading threads in Forum, would rather be arranging a liaison tomorrow...

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook.."

It is Facebook for an awful lot of people on here .

A place to talk about what they like to eat , drink and a place to exchange cake recipes .

We certainly don’t give a crap about all that , but what can you do ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

81 replies because of a pointless thread. Just how sad are we?

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Hope everyone likes our status now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope everyone likes our status now "

You'll be knee deep in cock pics before you know it.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Hope everyone likes our status now

You'll be knee deep in cock pics before you know it. "

Well that’s cool as we like them !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope everyone likes our status now "

Depends what movie?

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Hope everyone likes our status now

Depends what movie? "

Good point ....

A classic perhaps ?

Or a comedy ?

Something old , something new ....

Hang on .... wtf are we doing ?

So vanilla and on a swinging site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope everyone likes our status now "

Keep us updated re: the cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope everyone likes our status now

Depends what movie?

Good point ....

A classic perhaps ?

Or a comedy ?

Something old , something new ....

Hang on .... wtf are we doing ?

So vanilla and on a swinging site "

You could always go something borrowed.. no something blue and redeem yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"81 replies because of a pointless thread. Just how sad are we? "

Is your status a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"81 replies because of a pointless thread. Just how sad are we? "

The irony of adding a reply to 81 "pointless replies".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"81 replies because of a pointless thread. Just how sad are we?

Is your status a euphemism? "

Don’t use big words like that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just reading threads in Forum, would rather be arranging a liaison tomorrow..."

Tomorrow?? Pfft. No sense of carpe diem, some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant even find my damn dressing gown (not sure I even have one) and there's no wine . My status would be

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"This site really needs to allow photo status updates.

With this implemented, I’ll be enabled to take pics of every cup of tea and coffee I have throughout the day plus of course, the obligatory meal photos.

Yep, I’m one interesting chap "

Ooh I could post my baking...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

FYI, cakes, pies, cookies jam tarts etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well said. If you have to update your status with every mindless thing, GET A LIFE lol

Light and love to all

I have a wingman! "

You see him as a wingman, he's just another whinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't check out statuses. I'm guessing the men would all be talking about bollocks that need draining and such.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't check out statuses. I'm guessing the men would all be talking about bollocks that need draining and such."

Sooo many swollen balls about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't check out statuses. I'm guessing the men would all be talking about bollocks that need draining and such.

Sooo many swollen balls about "

And don't forget all the throbbing 9" cocks .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't check out statuses. I'm guessing the men would all be talking about bollocks that need draining and such.

Sooo many swollen balls about

And don't forget all the throbbing 9" cocks ....... "

And you look and it’s a limp 2.5 inches !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BOOM!!!

I had a bet I could get a trivial post to 100 replies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't check out statuses. I'm guessing the men would all be talking about bollocks that need draining and such.

Sooo many swollen balls about

And don't forget all the throbbing 9" cocks .......

And you look and it’s a limp 2.5 inches !"

Yes! I think about 50% of men that publicly protest to having 9"/VWE are lucky if they're backing 6"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you get fed up with reading things like.. “I’ve come home and put my dressing gown on, time for some wine” Who gives a crap?!? It’s not Facebook.."

Because they can and its better

Than im so horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay, you can all stop now 100 was the target for talking shite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't check out statuses. I'm guessing the men would all be talking about bollocks that need draining and such.

Sooo many swollen balls about

And don't forget all the throbbing 9" cocks ....... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, you can all stop now 100 was the target for talking shite..

"

Needs filling right to the top now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant even find my damn dressing gown (not sure I even have one) and there's no wine . My status would be "

Nevermind the OP let's all just take a minute to appreciate Autumn's fine ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cant even find my damn dressing gown (not sure I even have one) and there's no wine . My status would be

Nevermind the OP let's all just take a minute to appreciate Autumn's fine ass "
I had already PM her and commended her on what a marvellous arse she has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOOM!!!

I had a bet I could get a trivial post to 100 replies..

"

Oh it's you again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, you can all stop now 100 was the target for talking shite..

"

I haven't finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant even find my damn dressing gown (not sure I even have one) and there's no wine . My status would be "

I have a dressing gown

Given to me as a gift when I was in hospital in December 2012.

Not worn since Feb 2013

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant even find my damn dressing gown (not sure I even have one) and there's no wine . My status would be

I have a dressing gown

Given to me as a gift when I was in hospital in December 2012.

Not worn since Feb 2013 "

I always feel a bit 'hospitally' walking round in pyjamas and dressing gowns

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've been out most of the evening, what have I missed?

Am I supposed to be doing summat with me status?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Present Status: Presently reading a thread about present statuses’

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