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By *inkyLondonpair OP   Couple
over a year ago

London

Is it just me, or do loads of blokes down seem to be photo shopping their penises on pics to make them unfeasibly long. I mean ludicrously big - well past the navel or half way to the knee.

What do they hope to gain? If they do attract someone who likes big cocks they are going to be mightily disappointed when clothes are off...

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

They think they'll improve their chances of a meet. How they'll get over the final hurdle is another matter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's loads of them, you're right, it's hilarious.

Some are verified too, which I don't understand, maybe they say the camera adds 10 inches instead of lbs??

Also, i photoshop for a living so anyone wanna 10 ft cock get in touch, I'll do it for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of housemates from uni did this on Microsoft paint years ago. Looked so fake. We found the file on his PC and printed off loads of copies and stuck them all over his room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t even know that was a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're probably dreamers and have no intention of meeting!

Not quite sure what they get out of it? Ego boost maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those humongous snakes are scary.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Makes me chuckle and face palm simultaneously

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By *inkyLondonpair OP   Couple
over a year ago

London


"Those humongous snakes are scary. "

Off topic, but you are bloody hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those humongous snakes are scary.

Off topic, but you are bloody hot! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few in my 6 years on here. There are many more women with photoshopped pics I've seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It don't half put you down when you see size of some them Jesus lol

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By *_TelfordMan
over a year ago

Telford

They really are comical, but it’s the same with the ladies as previously said. The “make me pretty” filters just look ridiculous.

What exactly do they hope to achieve? When a woman finally agrees to meet, pulls down their pants and sees... what exactly?

Mind boggles.

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am guessing these guys and the VWE size queens have spent many a Saturday night sat in some cheap hotel somewhere on the M6 trying to pretend it was all worth it.

As someone who possibly has arguably the worst quality photos on here I just envy the skills more than anything else.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP   Couple
over a year ago

London


"I've seen a few in my 6 years on here. There are many more women with photoshopped pics I've seen. "

What do women do? Genuine question as I appear to have missed it!

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By *_TelfordMan
over a year ago

Telford


"I've seen a few in my 6 years on here. There are many more women with photoshopped pics I've seen.

What do women do? Genuine question as I appear to have missed it! "

Mention no names, but there’s a certain girl in the hotpics quite a lot who... I can’t even describe it. She basically blurs her face skin out so much it looks really weird? She doesn’t do anywhere else, but just her face. It looks like one of those bad photoshop examples you see. Odd that her pics are always on the hot pics though, it’s like people can’t see they aren’t real.

Then you have a girl who pops up on our local feed often. “She” is a lose term... it’s actually a man. But he’s using the face swap app to make himself into a woman. No meets, no verifications, just bad pics with two sets of lips on some of them. They have been reported several times...

Oddly though, I never seem to see the classic Hollywood photoshop fails going on, where you see the backgrounds all warp out of place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use photoshop on mine as well but for the opposite reason.

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