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"Oi wheres the last fecker gone
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"Oi wheres the last fecker gone
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Glad you got your dad sorted with a TV "I know...it soon goes doesn't it
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I know...it soon goes doesn't it
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Glad you got your dad sorted with a TV
I know...it soon goes doesn't it
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"Hello again
Evening sweetie "I saw your previous reply before about my upcoming meet | |||
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"Hello again
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I saw your previous reply before about my upcoming meet " enjoy | |||
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"Hello again
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Evening Mistress, how are you today? "I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh | |||
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"Skips in tossing flower petals "Fecking part time tosser ffs | |||
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Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh "No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale | |||
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"Skips in tossing flower petals "Hey Voddy | |||
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"Skips in tossing flower petals "Ooh lovely | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
How is Nan? "Fragile...but like anything fragile, worth £millions | |||
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"Evening girl's and grumpy "No I'm quite happy  | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
How is Nan?
Fragile...but like anything fragile, worth £millions "Ah what a lovely saying | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
How is Nan?
Fragile...but like anything fragile, worth £millions
Ah what a lovely saying "She has her moments like we all do but at her age she deserves it... | |||
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
How is Nan?
Fragile...but like anything fragile, worth £millions
Ah what a lovely saying
She has her moments like we all do but at her age she deserves it...
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"Hello again
Evening eenie
Evening Mistress, how are you today?
I'm OK eenie just finished a mountain of ironing and about to get me tea...not as exciting as you eh
No excitement for a week or so. I'm currently sat with my nan, browsing here and watching Emmerdale
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you "oh heck should we let the met people know | |||
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know
Cats windmill.... "Just been across the road | |||
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"winds getting up looks for sami Think she was having beans with her dinner....I'd get fecking downwind if I were you oh heck should we let the met people know
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"31 weeks till "Aw ffs start a fecking thread...go on it dare you | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone? "And there she is | |||
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"31 weeks till
Aw ffs start a fecking thread...go on it dare you smug look "And it applies here too....mad fecker | |||
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Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already "She's having a rehearsal, she's a flower girl for Harry and Megan...at this rate she may be giving the bride away | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
And there she is
Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere"Sami only cleans her own puddles up | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
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Aw look at the state of the fecking floor already well you never fecking wash it its ether sami or me ruddy biscult crumbs everywhere"And Apple cores | |||
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Sami only cleans her own puddles up "I sometimes do other stuff if I have time... | |||
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And Apple cores "and choc wrappers | |||
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And Apple cores "I eat them | |||
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Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be "You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day! | |||
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I eat them "Christ, don't eat the pips, an apple tree will grow in your tummy, my dad told me, so it must be right | |||
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Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day! "Feck I'd need a few Peter pan pills | |||
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And Apple cores
I eat them
Christ, don't eat the pips, an apple tree will grow in your tummy, my dad told me, so it must be right "Oh shit ...dad's are never wrong | |||
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Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day!
Feck I'd need a few Peter pan pills "few hundred more like | |||
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Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day! "4 yr old with a beard lmao | |||
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And there she is
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Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day!
Feck I'd need a few Peter pan pills few hundred more like" | |||
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Where's that petal tosser gone?
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Nah I'll take me silky's off if need be
You could be a page boy, they'll be one down if Prince George gets the ump on the day! 4 yr old with a beard lmao"Oi I fecking scrub up good | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well. I forget whose status this is, but I was really proud of them. So I decided to copy and paste it!????" Not fucking get mine coughing thinking about it | |||
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And Apple cores
I eat them
Christ, don't eat the pips, an apple tree will grow in your tummy, my dad told me, so it must be right
Oh shit ...dad's are never wrong "Of course you aren't | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well. I forget whose status this is, but I was really proud of them. So I decided to copy and paste it!????" | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well. I forget whose status this is, but I was really proud of them. So I decided to copy and paste it!???? Not fucking get mine coughing thinking about it "Me too! | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well. I forget whose status this is, but I was really proud of them. So I decided to copy and paste it!???? Not fucking get mine coughing thinking about it "eh | |||
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"Well today marks 3 months of cooking without salt and butter. I’ve stopped eating meat, dairy and flour too. No caffeine and the change in my body has already started to feel fantastic. I'm running 2 miles every morning before breakfast I am feeling so good that I am thinking about running in the evening as well." Could you just run to the shop for me then Missus? | |||
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"Good morning all
It's looking like a lovely day ahead today here "Good mooooooorning yes, sunny start here | |||
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"Good morning all
It's looking like a lovely day ahead today here
Good mooooooorning yes, sunny start here "I feel a long power walk coming up after my sudoko this morning | |||
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"Good morning all
It's looking like a lovely day ahead today here
Good mooooooorning yes, sunny start here
I feel a long power walk coming up after my sudoko this morning "Good for you, a lovely day for a walk | |||
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"Good morning all
It's looking like a lovely day ahead today here
Good mooooooorning yes, sunny start here
I feel a long power walk coming up after my sudoko this morning
Good for you, a lovely day for a walk "Final coffee then I'm off | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south "Feck that I'm not forrest gump | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump "run forest run | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run "Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south "Afternoon Voddy xx | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now "Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS  angry face | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face "Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private? But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later "Yes, about £2500. catcha later | |||
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"Feeling lonely..... "I'm here | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later
Yes, about £2500. catcha later "Ah that will be bloody small change to you lady _amiss | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
I'm here
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"Feeling lonely.....
I'm here
Aw....hello
Come on cracking a smile "Or even just crack one ffs | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later
Yes, about £2500. catcha later
Ah that will be bloody small change to you lady _amiss"It's his, but he will be spending my inheritance . He's old school and wants to give his money to his children, we tell him to spend it! | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
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"Feeling lonely.....
I'm here
Aw....hello
Come on cracking a smile
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later
Yes, about £2500. catcha later
Ah that will be bloody small change to you lady _amiss
It's his, but he will be spending my inheritance . He's old school and wants to give his money to his children, we tell him to spend it! "I'm the same....that's the way it should be but his health has to come first | |||
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"Feeling lonely.....
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Come on cracking a smile
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"Creeps in and sits in Samis chair jumps up fast as it's wet
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"Creeps in and sits in Samis chair jumps up fast as it's wet
And I bet you've fecked off by the time I replyplaces some nice juicey pears in the fruit bowl for mistress "Aw feck you should ave WhatsApp'd me ffs | |||
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"Evening ... Almost asleep but thought I'd say hello "So it's hello good evening and....good night | |||
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"Evening ... Almost asleep but thought I'd say hello
So it's hello good evening and....good night "Who knows? I may fall asleep phone in hand, by the same token, I may not sleep at all | |||
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"morning girls keep walking mistress your soon hit th e south
Feck that I'm not forrest gump run forest run
Feck that I'm off for my fast walk now
Hope you had a good walk, just b even and got dad's new hearing aid fitted. Just got to wait for his cataract appointment now, but it's taking too long, so may get it done privately. He loves reading and can't read at the moment, so his quality of life is affected, bloody NHS angry face
Aw that's a bugger sami....have you looked into the costs for private?
But I get you if he is suffering through it he can't really be hanging around
Got to pop off again I'll catch you later
Yes, about £2500. catcha later
Ah that will be bloody small change to you lady _amiss
It's his, but he will be spending my inheritance . He's old school and wants to give his money to his children, we tell him to spend it!
I'm the same....that's the way it should be but his health has to come first "It does, bless him | |||
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Thank you darling I sat on a seat on the underground train, in London, couple of weeks ago and when I got up, my jeans were wet. I wozn't me "ah that was ur sis in law trying to blame you | |||
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Thank you darling I sat on a seat on the underground train, in London, couple of weeks ago and when I got up, my jeans were wet. I wozn't me ah that was ur sis in law trying to blame you"Haha she was actually, Voddy. Her right cheek was wet, where she had sat beside me | |||
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"Hey wheres jim been the last few nights? Hmmm..dunno..." Must be still celebrating villas win | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready" So is my coffee beans | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready" Thank you Voddy | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick "Haha | |||
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
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"Morning ladies ur coffees and eggs beneDicks are ready So is my coffee beans
Most votes I've had so fecking quick
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Most votes I've had so fecking quick
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Gordon Bennett Top of....almost a page 3 tv bean girl now sami "Ooh....you famous....you is! | |||
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Nearly on page 4
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Ooh....you famous....you is! "As someone said I'll be a has bean again soon | |||
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Most votes I've had so fecking quick
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Nearly on page 4
Gordon Bennett Top of....almost a page 3 tv bean girl now sami
Ooh....you famous....you is!
As someone said I'll be a has bean again soon "No...not you. You've always bean up there! | |||
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Ooh....you famous....you is!
As someone said I'll be a has bean again soon
No...not you. You've always bean up there! "along with sean | |||
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Most votes I've had so fecking quick
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Nearly on page 4
Gordon Bennett Top of....almost a page 3 tv bean girl now sami
Ooh....you famous....you is!
As someone said I'll be a has bean again soon
No...not you. You've always bean up there! along with sean "Of course, Voddy | |||
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Charlie drake...'ello my darlings' "Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee | |||
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Charlie drake...'ello my darlings'
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"would you care for a instant sami and a lemon whirl Yes please, lovely passes sami a instant and some cuecumber sandwiches with crusts cut off "Ooh lovely,just how cook does them for me | |||
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Haha, love history lessons
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Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee
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Feck I was thinking of Frances. ...was going to say it was Walter Raleigh. ..but that was the spud and not coffee
Haha, love history lessons
One can only try and you can be very
Fecker
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"i see jugg ears is doing the honours " Haha Actually quite nice for him, as he has no daughters to walk down the aisle My darling dad walked me and my sister and his two sisters and niece down the aisle. I said he should hire himself out He was great at speeches | |||
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Fecker
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I'm off for a walk...well a drive "Ok..catcha later xx | |||
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"I'm back did you get us supper
Nah I had chips earlier so I'm fecked now ...just a apple and a couple of custard creams later
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"Evening all ... In that almost conked out state again. *Brags* Made hot pics myself again today ... Always makes me laugh to be honest when it happens "Hey well done you! | |||
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"Evening all ... In that almost conked out state again. *Brags* Made hot pics myself again today ... Always makes me laugh to be honest when it happens
Hey well done you! "Just page 6 but it's a bit of a boost ... As well as being hilarious because of the attention it brings | |||
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"Evening all. Be very afraid, as I am back, fully online after 5.5 days without any Internet cover." ya dont scare sami and me | |||
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"Evening all. Be very afraid, as I am back, fully online after 5.5 days without any Internet cover. Nightmare Iain "Advance warning - unlikely to be on tomorrow night, busy with guests from a wedding here; my boss is on with me till 3am to cover Bar. | |||
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