FabSwingers.com forum: You're in bed with the poster above, but you've got to leave ASAP

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had an accident after I pegged him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/05/18 16:36:33]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He had an accident after I pegged him

I'm just going to stop eating now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an accident after I pegged him

Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an accident after I pegged him

Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick

He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an accident after I pegged him

Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick

He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan

Doesn't know one once of poetry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an accident after I pegged him

Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick

He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan

Doesn't know one once of poetry!"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an accident after I pegged him

Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick

He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan

Doesn't know one once of poetry!

Eh?

That was supposed to say ounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an accident after I pegged him

Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick

He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan

Doesn't know one once of poetry!

Eh?

That was supposed to say ounce

What do you mean by that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an accident after I pegged him

Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick

He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan

Doesn't know one once of poetry!

Eh?

That was supposed to say ounce

What do you mean by that? "

He's call poetsday. and I said I was leaving because he doesn't know poetry.

I think I may be missing something here/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an accident after I pegged him

Sorry, I messed up your make up and lipstick

He was wearing a wig and calling himself Susan

Doesn't know one once of poetry!

Eh?

That was supposed to say ounce

What do you mean by that?

He's call poetsday. and I said I was leaving because he doesn't know poetry.

I think I may be missing something here/"

No, you are right.. he’s shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it"

To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love

He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diarrhea

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love

He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!

She doesn’t lick ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diarrhea "

How about we put a plug in so you can stay longer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love

Need to go buy more condoms lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love

He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!

She doesn’t lick ladies!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diarrhea

How about we put a plug in so you can stay longer....

Because the glue on Mrs fake beard has worn off!!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

They forgot the cake

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Diarrhea

How about we put a plug in so you can stay longer....

Only popped out for some milk and bread better go before the wife wonders where I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it"

Sorry, it’s just gonna be me and my secret man crush! Which is no longer a secret

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love

He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!

She doesn’t lick ladies!

His willy really IS a banana!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

Sorry, it’s just gonna be me and my secret man crush! Which is no longer a secret

Well darn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love

He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!

She doesn’t lick ladies!

His willy really IS a banana!

She drained me and I had to go and recharge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love

He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!

She doesn’t lick ladies!

His willy really IS a banana!

She stopped to take mid-sex selfies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead pool 2 is on at the cinema

Do you have a plus one? I've been dying to see it

To stop myself from falling deeply and madly in love

He started reading me some lovey dovey stuff and it got weird!!!!

She doesn’t lick ladies!

His willy really IS a banana!

She stopped to take mid-sex selfies

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run out of cucumbers

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

When I sobered up I found a wig and fake boobs on the floor

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Couldn’t stay hard without continuously sniffing a magic tree (new car scent)!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I sobered up I found a wig and fake boobs on the floor"

That he didn't appreciate my wig and silicone implants

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I sobered up I found a wig and fake boobs on the floor

That he didn't appreciate my wig and silicone implants

Mrs x

Turns out they didn't want my "waterfall"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have another meet in 10 minutes!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I have another meet in 10 minutes!"

Need to get back for the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because Shame has dealt its ugly hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cum, meets over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve come to my senses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve come to my senses "

He said no to the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot the frazzles

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

The football has kicked off

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Had to get bake to take the cake out the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to get bake to take the cake out the oven "

Its been a great 3 days..

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Found out he had THREE bellybuttons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They ate all the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found out he had THREE bellybuttons!"

They kept their socks on!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Found out he had THREE bellybuttons!

They kept their socks on!

It’s a long journey home

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Parting is such sweet sorrow

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He wouldn’t take his Santa hat off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wouldn’t take his Santa hat off.

I didn't hear Mr properly when he said 'Oi, that's an out hole'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did the superman maneuver without asking first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/05/18 19:15:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't a fart

It wasn't the first time!

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"It wasn't a fart

It wasn't the first time!

I felt 3 hands on my dick.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"It wasn't a fart

It wasn't the first time!

Apparently just because U’m crap In the sack that’s some kind of reason to kick me out

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"It wasn't a fart

It wasn't the first time!

Apparently just because U’m crap In the sack that’s some kind of reason to kick me out"

The dog needs walking

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"It wasn't a fart

It wasn't the first time!

Apparently just because U’m crap In the sack that’s some kind of reason to kick me out

The dog needs walking "

PERVERTS!!!

oh sorry, that’s an l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't a fart

It wasn't the first time!

Apparently just because U’m crap In the sack that’s some kind of reason to kick me out

The dog needs walking

PERVERTS!!!

oh sorry, that’s an l

David Bowie jumped out of the wardrobe

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By *uffryder420Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It wasn't a fart

It wasn't the first time!

Apparently just because U’m crap In the sack that’s some kind of reason to kick me out

The dog needs walking

PERVERTS!!!

oh sorry, that’s an l

David Bowie jumped out of the wardrobe

If darkangel18 is on bed with me I'm not leaving

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He was wearing a villa kit

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"He was wearing a villa kit

Because they’re absolute beginners! (Best we could come up with)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was wearing a villa kit

Because they’re absolute beginners! (Best we could come up with) "

They woke up

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

That must have been a bad night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She squirted really acidic piss in my eyes

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We pulled his finger and nothing happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We pulled his finger and nothing happened

While I could still walk.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!"

They blocked us

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!

They blocked us"

The tatch didn't match the carpet

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!

They blocked us"

Have to get up early for work in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!

They blocked us

Have to get up early for work in the morning.

Because neither of us is a bi-fem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!

They blocked us

Have to get up early for work in the morning.

Because neither of us is a bi-fem

Because I'm bi and not required.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!

They blocked us

Have to get up early for work in the morning.

Because neither of us is a bi-fem

Because I'm bi and not required. "

Because she’s so stunning that I started to drool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said I was the best she'd ever had and asked me to move in.....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!

They blocked us

Have to get up early for work in the morning.

Because neither of us is a bi-fem

Because I'm bi and not required.

Because she’s so stunning that I started to drool

Thought id better get his suit dry cleaned before He woke.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!

They blocked us

Have to get up early for work in the morning.

Because neither of us is a bi-fem

Because I'm bi and not required.

Because she’s so stunning that I started to drool

Thought id better get his suit dry cleaned before He woke. "

I've prematurely ejaculated

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"He told a fib. He’s a doctor of pain NOT pleasure!!!!

They blocked us

Have to get up early for work in the morning.

Because neither of us is a bi-fem

Because I'm bi and not required.

Because she’s so stunning that I started to drool

Thought id better get his suit dry cleaned before He woke.

I've prematurely ejaculated

He came and went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her beach was sandy

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Her beach was sandy

One of us had to go out for cake

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I needed to fart and knew it was gonna be a stinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not fucking leaving! The show must go on!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I needed to fart and knew it was gonna be a stinker "

If it was anything like your last fart I think we would both have to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Performance anxiety!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Peaked to soon

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Peaked to soon

Don’t worry, you’re only human, it’s no surprise that you couldn’t hold back

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He wouldn’t fab our photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You said yous were beginners

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"You said yous were beginners"

Need to take my diabetes medication

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"You said yous were beginners

Need to take my diabetes medication"

Wait I don't live in Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You said yous were beginners

Need to take my diabetes medication

Wait I don't live in Shrewsbury"

We've ate all his chocolate brownie's and realised he doesn't accom so think we may have overstayed our welcome just a tad

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