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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carry on chatters xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrician is here, so if I need to fart I've got to hold it in. Damn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Electrician is here, so if I need to fart I've got to hold it in. Damn."

Lol just go to the loo and cough xx

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Electrician is here, so if I need to fart I've got to hold it in. Damn."

Let rip and say it was dodgy pipes next door

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Carry on chatters xx"
It was meeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carry on chatters xx It was meeeeeeee

I know it was x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x"
I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electrician is here, so if I need to fart I've got to hold it in. Damn.

Let rip and say it was dodgy pipes next door"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie ."

I like a butter pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie .

I like a butter pie "

What's that? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie ."

I know and who would want to go such a thing with me x

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

Ha I think there's an unwritten rule when you are meeting new people you like. So it's understandable x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie .

I like a butter pie

I think you can only get them in Lancashire. It’s technically just a potatoe pie. And there’s a hole in the top and you put a knob of butter in the hole and it melts all through the pie and it’s bloody lush

What's that? x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

Ha I think there's an unwritten rule when you are meeting new people you like. So it's understandable x"

Took a good few months, however he farted the second night we met for god sake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie .

I like a butter pie

What's that? x"

Ahhhh right that sounds nice x

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Afternoon... ideas for tea

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie ."

On a barm mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon... ideas for tea "

Cottage pie, lasagne, stir fry, fry up, pizza, spaghetti Bolognese, x

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

Ha I think there's an unwritten rule when you are meeting new people you like. So it's understandable x

Took a good few months, however he farted the second night we met for god sake. "

Ha ha ha. Bad luck. I'd try excuse myself at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

Ha I think there's an unwritten rule when you are meeting new people you like. So it's understandable x

Took a good few months, however he farted the second night we met for god sake.

Ha ha ha. Bad luck. I'd try excuse myself at least

I find it funny. Yes I'm immature.

I wouldn't play Dutch ovens though, that's deadly.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

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I'm actually crying

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

Ha I think there's an unwritten rule when you are meeting new people you like. So it's understandable x

Took a good few months, however he farted the second night we met for god sake.

Ha ha ha. Bad luck. I'd try excuse myself at least

I find it funny. Yes I'm immature.

I wouldn't play Dutch ovens though, that's deadly."

Ha ha ha oh that's making my eyes water

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x"

Hi and welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

Ha I think there's an unwritten rule when you are meeting new people you like. So it's understandable x

Took a good few months, however he farted the second night we met for god sake.

Ha ha ha. Bad luck. I'd try excuse myself at least

I find it funny. Yes I'm immature.

I wouldn't play Dutch ovens though, that's deadly.

Ha ha ha oh that's making my eyes water

Lol whys that?

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

New 2 the whole forum thing so not sure if what I'm doing it right lol .

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

Ha I think there's an unwritten rule when you are meeting new people you like. So it's understandable x

Took a good few months, however he farted the second night we met for god sake.

Ha ha ha. Bad luck. I'd try excuse myself at least

I find it funny. Yes I'm immature.

I wouldn't play Dutch ovens though, that's deadly.

Ha ha ha oh that's making my eyes water

Lol whys that? "

I've had it done to me, while funny, the memory fills me with flashbacks x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"New 2 the whole forum thing so not sure if what I'm doing it right lol . "

Jump right in - get your feet wet

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"New 2 the whole forum thing so not sure if what I'm doing it right lol . "

Can't go wrong, be polite and get involved!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New 2 the whole forum thing so not sure if what I'm doing it right lol . "

There is no right or wrong maybe just use the reply and quote button then people know who your talking to and enjoy the forum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pap is far too forward

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Pap is far too forward

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We should get on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

Afternoon pap x

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"New 2 the whole forum thing so not sure if what I'm doing it right

There is no right or wrong maybe just use the reply and quote button then people know who your talking to and enjoy the forum xx"
thanks beutifull

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Pap is far too forward

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie .

On a barm mmmmm"
Or a roll even

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New 2 the whole forum thing so not sure if what I'm doing it right

There is no right or wrong maybe just use the reply and quote button then people know who your talking to and enjoy the forum xx thanks beutifull "

You're welcome xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Afternoon... ideas for tea "
Me ??

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie .

On a barm mmmmm Or a roll even

Don't you start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

Afternoon pap x"

Hiya Kat

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

Afternoon pap x

Hiya Kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x"

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

We love Pap "

She's a fucking bitch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

She's a fucking bitch !!

not

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

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I've heard the rumours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

She's a fucking bitch !!

No you're not x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ohhhh good job I didn't offer then slim x I know . All this getting naked malarkey. It's obscene . I'd rather have a nice Steak n Kidney pie .

On a barm mmmmm Or a roll even

Don't you start "

sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

She's a fucking bitch !!

not

I fuckin don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

I've heard the rumours

Well they're all true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

She's a fucking bitch !!

not

I fuckin don't. "

Ohh ffssssssss... you're always lurking in the background! Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

She's a fucking bitch !!

not

I fuckin don't.

Ohh ffssssssss... you're always lurking in the background! Cunt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

I've heard the rumours

Well they're all true

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You actually swear more than me ..I have a competitor lol!!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

She's a fucking bitch !!

Not all of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

She's a fucking bitch !!

Not all of the time

Wouldn’t have it any other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

I've heard the rumours

Well they're all true

You actually swear more than me ..I have a competitor lol!!

I actually don't swear much in real life. In fact in real life I'm very different

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

I'm actually crying

Love me love my bum is my rule

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

She's a fucking bitch !!

Not all of the time

Wouldn’t have it any other way "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap is far too forward

We love Pap

She's a fucking bitch !!

Not all of the time

Wouldn’t have it any other way "

..I can think of lots of ways I'd have you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

I've heard the rumours

Well they're all true

You actually swear more than me ..I have a competitor lol!!

I actually don't swear much in real life. In fact in real life I'm very different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all, just cut the back lawn and hung more washing out. The kids are afraid to sit still in case I try and put them in the washing machine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

I've heard the rumours

Well they're all true

You actually swear more than me ..I have a competitor lol!!

I actually don't swear much in real life. In fact in real life I'm very different

Your lovely here and real life x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon all, just cut the back lawn and hung more washing out. The kids are afraid to sit still in case I try and put them in the washing machine x

Haha typical boys x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

I've heard the rumours

Well they're all true

You actually swear more than me ..I have a competitor lol!!

I actually don't swear much in real life. In fact in real life I'm very different

"
Yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

I'm actually crying

Love me love my bum is my rule "
So you want me to be an asskisser then

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"When I first met my ex I walked 5 minutes to Tesco and farted in their toilet and came back again cos I didn't want him to hear me

I'm actually crying

Love me love my bum is my rule "

I'm a fiend for a nice rear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pap! I thought you had left? Saz said you were not going to the social last week so I hope all is okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon all, just cut the back lawn and hung more washing out. The kids are afraid to sit still in case I try and put them in the washing machine x

Haha typical boys x"

Yes, though I’m sure I don’t know where half the washing comes from x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Afternoon all, just cut the back lawn and hung more washing out. The kids are afraid to sit still in case I try and put them in the washing machine x

Ha ha ha ha I like that lol

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

I am now very confused it dosnt take much but I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap! I thought you had left? Saz said you were not going to the social last week so I hope all is okay?"

I left yes but was always going to the social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am now very confused it dosnt take much but I am "

Confused about.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon all, just cut the back lawn and hung more washing out. The kids are afraid to sit still in case I try and put them in the washing machine x

Haha typical boys x

Yes, though I’m sure I don’t know where half the washing comes from x "

Mine are the same x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I am now very confused it dosnt take much but I am "
About what ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

I've heard the rumours

Well they're all true

You actually swear more than me ..I have a competitor lol!!

I actually don't swear much in real life. In fact in real life I'm very different

Your lovely here and real life x"

Thank you Kat !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am now very confused it dosnt take much but I am "

Why you confused xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hello .. I'm the good one of the forum. Pleased to see you

I've heard the rumours

Well they're all true

You actually swear more than me ..I have a competitor lol!!

I actually don't swear much in real life. In fact in real life I'm very different

Your lovely here and real life x

Thank you Kat !!

Your welcome and I hope we get to chat at chams xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pap! I thought you had left? Saz said you were not going to the social last week so I hope all is okay?

I left yes but was always going to the social

sorry, that's not what was said last week, oh well, so long as you're alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine and dandy thank you

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"I am now very confused it dosnt take much but I am "

The thread a bit fast for you?

You'll get used to it mate. Sorting out who is replying to who got me stuck in my first few days.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm off till tomorrow now you perverted fuckers . Gotta sort family shit out and Pooch . C ya all tomorrow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off till tomorrow now you perverted fuckers . Gotta sort family shit out and Pooch . C ya all tomorrow xx"

See you slim x

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

Yes I think it will take a while . Bare with me people sorry

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Afternoon people "

Hola suited x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm off till tomorrow now you perverted fuckers . Gotta sort family shit out and Pooch . C ya all tomorrow xx"

See ya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon people

Hola suited x"

Afternoon trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon people "

Hello suited xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon people

Hello suited xx"

Hi Kat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I think it will take a while . Bare with me people sorry "

Hey we were all new here once you will soon get the hang of it xxd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon people

Hello suited xx

Hi Kat"

Hows things x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon people "

Helloooooo you

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Yes I think it will take a while . Bare with me people sorry "

You'll get the hang of it in short order fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon people "

Afternoon suited x

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

Just when back 2 my post and there was like a whole conversation and no idea who said what lol ... I'll get the hang of it . Hope everyone is having a lovely day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electrician is here, so if I need to fart I've got to hold it in. Damn."

Let it out as long as your not sitting in his face lol

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x"

Hi and welcome to the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi suited

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Pap! I thought you had left? Saz said you were not going to the social last week so I hope all is okay?

I left yes but was always going to the social

sorry, that's not what was said last week, oh well, so long as you're alright

I was just going off the unlos message select me then she found an alternative way to let me know she would still come

Notification of it all was a bit last minute for Me

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Just when back 2 my post and there was like a whole conversation and no idea who said what lol ... I'll get the hang of it . Hope everyone is having a lovely day "

Takes a bit of getting used to but you'll be fine

Some days the conversations on here move faster than others

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Electrician is here, so if I need to fart I've got to hold it in. Damn.

Let it out as long as your not sitting in his face lol"

Hi funcouple and welcome

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

Please don't say this is slow day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heya anyone I’ve missed

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hi and welcome to the thread "

Thanks beutifull . Hope ya having a lovely day

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Please don't say this is slow day "

Nope this is one of the faster days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you feeling better now curvy x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hi and welcome to the thread

Thanks beutifull . Hope ya having a lovely day "

Bit better for a nap

Not slept well lately

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days "

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Good afternoon beutifull people . How are you all today .. Hope ya having a nice relaxing day x

Hi and welcome to the thread

Thanks beutifull . Hope ya having a lovely day

Bit better for a nap

Not slept well lately "

I'm not sleeping at all . Had about 6 hours in the last 2 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not good. You’ll be poorly

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Are you feeling better now curvy x"

A little

In need of a good night's sleep starfishing out in my bed though

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Are you feeling better now curvy x

A little

In need of a good night's sleep starfishing out in my bed though "

Starfishing & farting - heaven

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie"

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you feeling better now curvy x

A little

In need of a good night's sleep starfishing out in my bed though "

Hopefully you will get it soon xx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

We need to initiate him in the proper way curvy x

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

There's an initiation?

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

So what's my initiation task.

And sorry if I have ingorned anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

There's an initiation?

You’ll love it straight!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

There's an initiation?

There's is

He called me beautiful so he's passed

Your clicks ticking though

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

Im sure it was Dapstar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

Is he on the forums? If so see if you can find something you have both posted on x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

Is he on the forums? If so see if you can find something you have both posted on x"

Can't say I've seen him on forums

I might get lucky and he messages again

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

There's an initiation?

You’ll love it straight!"

Oh pray tell, what must I do

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

Im sure it was Dapstar "

Nice try dap

But he was from Sheffield I remember that much

Knowing that doesn't cut down search at all though

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Afternoon all, just cut the back lawn and hung more washing out. The kids are afraid to sit still in case I try and put them in the washing machine x

Come do mine.... i plain to cut the grass 2day. I haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

It's telexaster78

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

There's an initiation?

There's is

He called me beautiful so he's passed

Your clicks ticking though

He's not wrong, you absolutely are. Man has taste!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

It's telexaster78

It weren't you but I'll shag you anyway

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

There's an initiation?

There's is

He called me beautiful so he's passed

Your clicks ticking though

He's not wrong, you absolutely are. Man has taste!"

And he's passed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

It's telexaster78

It weren't you but I'll shag you anyway

Ooohhh Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

Is he on the forums? If so see if you can find something you have both posted on x

Can't say I've seen him on forums

I might get lucky and he messages again"

Fingers crossed x

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Please don't say this is slow day

Nope this is one of the faster days

Must be cos I'm here hahaha . They Was like let's confuse the crap out the newbie

Of course

You need to be initiated some how

There's an initiation?

There's is

He called me beautiful so he's passed

Your clicks ticking though

He's not wrong, you absolutely are. Man has taste!

And he's passed too

My click is ticking ? I haven't yet passed. Ohhh

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

It's telexaster78

Sod the guys the way to go is with the woman.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

It's telexaster78

It weren't you but I'll shag you anyway

Ooohhh Mrs.

What can I say

I'm just all about compromise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x"

I had mine as a profile picture for a few days

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By *apstarMan
over a year ago

Harpenden

Right you stunning lady's I'm off 2 the shops. I hope you all have a lovely day and take care and look after yaselfs. If u ever want a chat feel free 2 message me .

See you later guys and look after the beautiful women x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x

I had mine as a profile picture for a few days "

I noticed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right you stunning lady's I'm off 2 the shops. I hope you all have a lovely day and take care and look after yaselfs. If u ever want a chat feel free 2 message me .

See you later guys and look after the beautiful women x"

Take care and see you soon hopefully x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x

I had mine as a profile picture for a few days "

Ahhhhh yes so it was xc

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Right you stunning lady's I'm off 2 the shops. I hope you all have a lovely day and take care and look after yaselfs. If u ever want a chat feel free 2 message me .

See you later guys and look after the beautiful women x"

Ladies

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x"

That's old skool curvy

It was a bit forward for some people so I reined it in to just calling me pretty

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Right you stunning lady's I'm off 2 the shops. I hope you all have a lovely day and take care and look after yaselfs. If u ever want a chat feel free 2 message me .

See you later guys and look after the beautiful women x"

Don't be a stranger

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Why do some women lye?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Right you stunning lady's I'm off 2 the shops. I hope you all have a lovely day and take care and look after yaselfs. If u ever want a chat feel free 2 message me .

See you later guys and look after the beautiful women x

Ladies

Ahem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x

That's old skool curvy

It was a bit forward for some people so I reined it in to just calling me pretty

Ahhhh ok in the wrong again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you stunning lady's I'm off 2 the shops. I hope you all have a lovely day and take care and look after yaselfs. If u ever want a chat feel free 2 message me .

See you later guys and look after the beautiful women x

Ladies

Pervert? You called?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Why do some women lye? "
why do some men?

Unfortunately anyone's capable of it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I BEST HUSH UP, QUICKLY

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I BEST HUSH UP, QUICKLY

Bugger, caps, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do some women lye? "

Same reason as guys I guess x

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Should explain been chatting for weeks made a meeting and suddenly she’s come on? Like you wouldn’t know it going to happen

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x

That's old skool curvy

It was a bit forward for some people so I reined it in to just calling me pretty

Ahhhh ok in the wrong again x"

Oh your technically not I just ask them to whip it out privately now x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Should explain been chatting for weeks made a meeting and suddenly she’s come on? Like you wouldn’t know it going to happen "

Depends what form of contraception she's on it can screw with your cycle and make it unpredictable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should explain been chatting for weeks made a meeting and suddenly she’s come on? Like you wouldn’t know it going to happen "

Mother nature can be a cruel mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x

That's old skool curvy

It was a bit forward for some people so I reined it in to just calling me pretty

Ahhhh ok in the wrong again x

Oh your technically not I just ask them to whip it out privately now x

Ahhhh ok x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

When I was on implant I went 8 months without one sk thpught ths implamt had stopped them completely then outta the blue I ended up coming on for 3 week straight

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Should explain been chatting for weeks made a meeting and suddenly she’s come on? Like you wouldn’t know it going to happen "

Women huh

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Should explain been chatting for weeks made a meeting and suddenly she’s come on? Like you wouldn’t know it going to happen "

It happens it is life.

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x

I had mine as a profile picture for a few days

I noticed

I was actually impressed with it. Never thought it looked like that. For a big lad like myself anyway ha ha.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x

I had mine as a profile picture for a few days

I noticed

I was actually impressed with it. Never thought it looked like that. For a big lad like myself anyway ha ha. "

Working the angles hey

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"When I was on implant I went 8 months without one sk thpught ths implamt had stopped them completely then outta the blue I ended up coming on for 3 week straight

Mine are up the wall. Some months nothing or 1/2 days or a full on week to 2 and thats coil

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Jesus we've nearly filled another thread

This will be our 4th today

Long time since we've got through em at that kinda speed

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ok so as curvy has not asked new guys can you get your arses out please x

I had mine as a profile picture for a few days

I noticed

I was actually impressed with it. Never thought it looked like that. For a big lad like myself anyway ha ha. "

Big lad really??? Na

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Jesus we've nearly filled another thread

This will be our 4th today

Long time since we've got through em at that kinda speed"

Quicker than I get through a packet of biscuits

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"When I was on implant I went 8 months without one sk thpught ths implamt had stopped them completely then outta the blue I ended up coming on for 3 week straight

Mine are up the wall. Some months nothing or 1/2 days or a full on week to 2 and thats coil"

I'm thinking of trying g marina coil next this injection isn't agreeing with me I've been on constantly for 6weeks now it's shite and I swear it's the reason I've been hospitalised for blood transfusion twice for those big bleed outs

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Jesus we've nearly filled another thread

This will be our 4th today

Long time since we've got through em at that kinda speed"

If its me that kills it your have 2 started i haven't a clue just so you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was gonna reply to a really cute guy and now I've accidentally deleted the message and can I buggary remember his username

It's telexaster78

Knob

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Jesus we've nearly filled another thread

This will be our 4th today

Long time since we've got through em at that kinda speed

Quicker than I get through a packet of biscuits

Bollocks!

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