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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet Long story short, I am no longer constipated "  | |||
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"Capture it and put it in a cage above the toilet " I tried but it over powered me, I am actually posting from inside the cage right now | |||
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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet Long story short, I am no longer constipated " my worst nightmare. ....being cornered in the bathroom by one ....I'd probably try and flush myself down the loo to get away from it  | |||
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"Capture it and put it in a cage above the toilet I tried but it over powered me, I am actually posting from inside the cage right now" Cuckold to a spider | |||
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"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans! "And write a thesis on the results! | |||
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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet Long story short, I am no longer constipated " I think there's one on your shoulder.  | |||
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"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans! "That’s ok. I never felt like sleeping tonight anyway | |||
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"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans!
And write a thesis on the results! " Complete with photos, unless of course, the victim signs a disclaimer | |||
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"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans!
That’s ok. I never felt like sleeping tonight anyway"Did you know that the worlds largest spider, the Goliath Bird eating spider can have a leg span the diametre of a dinner plate? Oh.....you said you DIDN’T like spiders? | |||
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We get loads of the little buggers where I work. I hate them but have to remain calm and pretend like they are just fine whilst escorting them out of the classroom in a cup in front of up to 60 squealing 4 and 5 year olds I am Sooooooo brave. I even give myself a sticker for dg it! | |||
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We get loads of the little buggers where I work. I hate them but have to remain calm and pretend like they are just fine whilst escorting them out of the classroom in a cup in front of up to 60 squealing 4 and 5 year olds I am Sooooooo brave. I even give myself a sticker for dg it! "*doing it | |||
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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet Long story short, I am no longer constipated " Did you not think to take a cock picture over the toilet so we could see it thus proving your story is true and that this is not an " I passed a big Shit now my arse is sore please come and lick it better" thread XXX | |||
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"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet Long story short, I am no longer constipated Did you not think to take a cock picture over the toilet so we could see it thus proving your story is true and that this is not an " I passed a big Shit now my arse is sore please come and lick it better" thread XXX" I’ll come back when I can figure out your train of thought | |||
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"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......" But they're not - that's why they are so creepy, they run towards you and even over you!  | |||
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