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Constipated arachnophobe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet

Long story short, I am no longer constipated

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet

Long story short, I am no longer constipated "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Capture it and put it in a cage above the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Capture it and put it in a cage above the toilet "

I tried but it over powered me, I am actually posting from inside the cage right now

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans!

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

The North where we do what we want


"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet

Long story short, I am no longer constipated "
my worst nightmare. ....being cornered in the bathroom by one ....I'd probably try and flush myself down the loo to get away from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capture it and put it in a cage above the toilet

I tried but it over powered me, I am actually posting from inside the cage right now"

Cuckold to a spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans! "

And write a thesis on the results!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet

Long story short, I am no longer constipated "

I think there's one on your shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans! "

That’s ok. I never felt like sleeping tonight anyway

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans!

And write a thesis on the results! "

Complete with photos, unless of course, the victim signs a disclaimer

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......unless it’s a Sydney Funnel Web....whereupon they have been known to actively chase after humans!

That’s ok. I never felt like sleeping tonight anyway"

Did you know that the worlds largest spider, the Goliath Bird eating spider can have a leg span the diametre of a dinner plate? Oh.....you said you DIDN’T like spiders?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

We get loads of the little buggers where I work. I hate them but have to remain calm and pretend like they are just fine whilst escorting them out of the classroom in a cup in front of up to 60 squealing 4 and 5 year olds I am Sooooooo brave. I even give myself a sticker for dg it!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"

We get loads of the little buggers where I work. I hate them but have to remain calm and pretend like they are just fine whilst escorting them out of the classroom in a cup in front of up to 60 squealing 4 and 5 year olds I am Sooooooo brave. I even give myself a sticker for dg it! "

*doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to remember to bring your superhero key lock set next time. Tsk Tsk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet

Long story short, I am no longer constipated "

Did you not think to take a cock picture over the toilet so we could see it thus proving your story is true and that this is not an " I passed a big Shit now my arse is sore please come and lick it better" thread XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is how I would have described myself half an hour ago before what I can only describe as a land squid, came walking to my bathroom while I was on the toilet

Long story short, I am no longer constipated

Did you not think to take a cock picture over the toilet so we could see it thus proving your story is true and that this is not an " I passed a big Shit now my arse is sore please come and lick it better" thread XXX"

I’ll come back when I can figure out your train of thought

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Always remember that they’re more scared of you than you are of them......"

But they're not - that's why they are so creepy, they run towards you and even over you!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Mate when it’s harvest time round here. Land squids regularly head for the cover of my house. Even my Mastiff thinks twice about going toe to toe with some.

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