FabSwingers.com forum: Help... need a best sandwich.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok... I've a meet for the weekend and she's thrown down the gauntlet. Were to make each other the best sandwich for the drive there. She loves tuna... but and here's the caveat! She doesn't like

butter

Tomatoecheese

Cucumber

Onions

Red meat

Spicy peppers

celery

Help me out guys. She can work with everything except rhubarb

There might be a reward for best sandwich especially if it wins.... my meet may be riding on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's weird ditch her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like butter or margarine either and have salad cream on my sandwiches instead. Does she like salad cream?

I often have tuna and salad cream sandwiches and egg and salad cream sandwiches.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tuna sweetcorn mango chutney and watercress

Fling in some avo too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got any sweet chilli sauce? Bit of that. Bit of gem lettuce. Some thinly cut spring onion.

She'll jump you then and there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's weird ditch her!

What he said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tuna sweetcorn mango chutney and watercress

Fling in some avo too"

Oooh yes..she loves watercress abd has been converted to avocado and also mango. Doesn't like sweetcorn but loves eggs.

So I see something coming together here. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You got any sweet chilli sauce? Bit of that. Bit of gem lettuce. Some thinly cut spring onion.

She'll jump you then and there.

No onions

but like the sweet chilly sauce idea.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just tie 2 slices of dry bread round your cock . Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like butter or margarine either and have salad cream on my sandwiches instead. Does she like salad cream?

I often have tuna and salad cream sandwiches and egg and salad cream sandwiches. "

I think egg and tuna and yes salad cream. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's weird ditch her!

What he said

Lol...not a chance mates. Abd if you'd met her you'd know why. She's a keeper...shame she's married (and he does know we meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't beat a woman at making sanwiches, they're born with sandwich making skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't beat a woman at making sanwiches, they're born with sandwich making skills

Was told to beat both of them in the sandwich two weeks ago

They seemed to accept it willingly...lol

But seriously it be really amiss of me to not rise to her challenge and give her what she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like butter or margarine either and have salad cream on my sandwiches instead. Does she like salad cream?

I often have tuna and salad cream sandwiches and egg and salad cream sandwiches.

I think egg and tuna and yes salad cream. Thank you

Egg and tuna sounds odd, but I eat neither so I'll keep quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, crisp butty wins every time.

Ready salted crisps and some salad cream instead of butter, or salt and vinegar with tomato sauce.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Easy, crisp butty wins every time.

Ready salted crisps and some salad cream instead of butter, or salt and vinegar with tomato sauce."

Just what I was going to say. Any flavour with mayo would be my advise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok... I've a meet for the weekend and she's thrown down the gauntlet. Were to make each other the best sandwich for the drive there. She loves tuna... but and here's the caveat! She doesn't like

butter

Tomatoecheese

Cucumber

Onions

Red meat

Spicy peppers

celery

Help me out guys. She can work with everything except rhubarb

There might be a reward for best sandwich especially if it wins.... my meet may be riding on it.

Well how longs the drive? Don't want these sambos turning manky/use a cool bag maybe?

Make her a chicken and brown sauce sandwich.

Have a crisp sandwich on standby to, you can never go wrong with a crisp sambo. instead of butter a bit of mayo maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Easy, crisp butty wins every time.

Ready salted crisps and some salad cream instead of butter, or salt and vinegar with tomato sauce."

They are a good option... I'd eat them all lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuna, mayo with avacado and a bit of salt and pepper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok... I've a meet for the weekend and she's thrown down the gauntlet. Were to make each other the best sandwich for the drive there. She loves tuna... but and here's the caveat! She doesn't like

butter

Tomatoecheese

Cucumber

Onions

Red meat

Spicy peppers

celery

Help me out guys. She can work with everything except rhubarb

There might be a reward for best sandwich especially if it wins.... my meet may be riding on it.

Well how longs the drive? Don't want these sambos turning manky/use a cool bag maybe?

Make her a chicken and brown sauce sandwich.

Have a crisp sandwich on standby to, you can never go wrong with a crisp sambo. instead of butter a bit of mayo maybe.

Good thinking...

12v cool box always at the ready in the disco with drinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tuna, mayo with avacado and a bit of salt and pepper. "

That might be a winner as she now loves avocado after making her egg holondaise a few weeks ago for lunch. Might add a few slices of boiled egg too in a trial tonight.

Salad cream or mayo?

Croissant, crispy roll or thick granary bread?

I've coconut butter instead of ordinary butter to use.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Best sandwich I ever had was a really gooey egg mayonnaise with the crispiest bacon strips on a soft white bloomer with really crusty crusts....epic! Shame red meat is off the menu - my other favourite I used to make my clients was wafer thin slivers of roast beef in horseradish mayonnaise with sliced tomato!!

I'd probably go for roast chicken mayo with deli style coleslaw, or tuna mayo with chopped red bell peppers, corn and some green leaves!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Tuna, mayo with avacado and a bit of salt and pepper.

That might be a winner as she now loves avocado after making her egg holondaise a few weeks ago for lunch. Might add a few slices of boiled egg too in a trial tonight.

Salad cream or mayo?

Croissant, crispy roll or thick granary bread?

I've coconut butter instead of ordinary butter to use."

Chicken mayo and avocado works well too, maybe with a bit of tex-mex seasoning.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Tuna, garlic mayo and sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut and egg with tuna.

No wonder you like her, you're both weird lol.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What's the prize btw?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best sandwich I ever had was a really gooey egg mayonnaise with the crispiest bacon strips on a soft white bloomer with really crusty crusts....epic! Shame red meat is off the menu - my other favourite I used to make my clients was wafer thin slivers of roast beef in horseradish mayonnaise with sliced tomato!!

I'd probably go for roast chicken mayo with deli style coleslaw, or tuna mayo with chopped red bell peppers, corn and some green leaves!

Frisky you can make mine any day

Those are tastes for a king... add avocado and soft boiled egg.... mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coconut and egg with tuna.

No wonder you like her, you're both weird lol. "

Coconut butter instead of ordinary butter is very nice...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the prize btw?"

From her if I win or for the best recipe given? I can't disclose hers safe to say I definitely want to win lol... as for the best recipe ... depends if it's male or female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Settled on your sandwich yet?

Today i had a Tiger loaf baton, filled with chicken, ham, cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato, butter, mayo and a sprinkle of pepper. It was beeeeaut! NOM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Settled on your sandwich yet?

Today i had a Tiger loaf baton, filled with chicken, ham, cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato, butter, mayo and a sprinkle of pepper. It was beeeeaut! NOM

Trying a couple ideas out this evening on someone else will see their verdicts.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"What's the prize btw?

From her if I win or for the best recipe given? I can't disclose hers safe to say I definitely want to win lol... as for the best recipe ... depends if it's male or female.

For the best idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg mayonnaise and tuna is a great combination

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'd probably go for roast chicken mayo with deli style coleslaw, or tuna mayo with chopped red bell peppers, corn and some green leaves!

Frisky you can make mine any day

Those are tastes for a king... add avocado and soft boiled egg.... mmmmmm"

I like lush things.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Settled on your sandwich yet?

Today i had a Tiger loaf baton, filled with chicken, ham, cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato, butter, mayo and a sprinkle of pepper. It was beeeeaut! NOM

Trying a couple ideas out this evening on someone else will see their verdicts."

You have to let us know how you get on. Happy sandwich making

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Egg mayonnaise and tuna is a great combination "

I love both but not together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egg mayonnaise and tuna is a great combination

I love both but not together?

Used to get this from a sandwich bar in London years ago. Delicious!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Tuna and mayo sandwiches ... no butter ... or margarine ... some lovely crusty granary bread ...make a salad .... cool box .... It isnt hard is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite job done

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Easy, crisp butty wins every time.

Ready salted crisps and some salad cream instead of butter, or salt and vinegar with tomato sauce."

Yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut and egg with tuna.

No wonder you like her, you're both weird lol.

Coconut butter instead of ordinary butter is very nice...

Does it taste coconutty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawns tuna mayo with ketchup Squeeze of lemon .Cress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh crab meat with avocado and watercress in a crusty baguette.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prawns tuna mayo with ketchup Squeeze of lemon .Cress."

No sea food other than tuna..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks everyone for interesting inputs.

I've just made them.

Tuna with chopped up roasted peppers, red pesto, sweet chilly sauce, mayo, sliced seedless grapes

, lettuce, sliced up olives, cayenne pepper, salt and black pepper.

Two daughters over loved it so here's fingers crossed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's weird ditch her!

Yeah this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It a soft crusty roll and in a ciabatta roll. Covered my options. Lettuce top n bottom on both to reduce soggy bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's weird ditch her!

Yeah this

Not a chance this side of hell... she's worth going on a hunger strike for

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Take her to fucking subway

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"She's weird ditch her!

Yeah this

Not a chance this side of hell... she's worth going on a hunger strike for

Someone's caught the ghey

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Thanks everyone for interesting inputs.

I've just made them.

Tuna with chopped up roasted peppers, red pesto, sweet chilly sauce, mayo, sliced seedless grapes

, lettuce, sliced up olives, cayenne pepper, salt and black pepper.

Two daughters over loved it so here's fingers crossed.

What? All in one sandwich?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Take her to fucking subway

Stop it you!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Take her to fucking subway

Stop it you!!

She can pick what she likes then plus it'll save the guy fucking it up. You know how fickle we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone for interesting inputs.

I've just made them.

Tuna with chopped up roasted peppers, red pesto, sweet chilly sauce, mayo, sliced seedless grapes

, lettuce, sliced up olives, cayenne pepper, salt and black pepper.

Two daughters over loved it so here's fingers crossed.

Poke a jacket potato in there and you have tea .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicken and stuffing, tuna and sweetcorn, hummus and dill pickle for the vege option.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone for interesting inputs.

I've just made them.

Tuna with chopped up roasted peppers, red pesto, sweet chilly sauce, mayo, sliced seedless grapes

, lettuce, sliced up olives, cayenne pepper, salt and black pepper.

Two daughters over loved it so here's fingers crossed.

What? All in one sandwich?

Yep... its all about proportions

One should try and Taylor each meet towards the one you're meeting. Some women rest to impress...Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't.

Here's hoping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Verdict: She said Subway should have it on the menu

Winner sandwich filler!

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