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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

How would you tempt the person posting above you into a date? It’s an easy start for anyone that knows us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything you want in Gregs unto a cash value of £8.50.

I await your swooning acceptance

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire


"Anything you want in Gregs unto a cash value of £8.50.

I await your swooning acceptance "

Very alan partridge ha!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Anything you want in Gregs unto a cash value of £8.50.

I await your swooning acceptance

Very alan partridge ha!"

Cold beer and nibbles ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything you want in Gregs unto a cash value of £8.50.

I await your swooning acceptance

Very alan partridge ha!

Cold beer and nibbles ready "

A promise of rubbing aftersun in x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Anything you want in Gregs unto a cash value of £8.50.

I await your swooning acceptance

Very alan partridge ha!

Cold beer and nibbles ready

A promise of rubbing aftersun in x "

Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea? "

I’ve got cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea?

I’ve got cake..."

I've really got cake.

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Cup of tea?

I’ve got cake...

I've really got cake. "

Did someone say cake

How about we pop to the pub and watch some football?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Would you like to come out for a drink or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not know but maybe take them to dinner

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Anything you want in Gregs unto a cash value of £8.50.

I await your swooning acceptance

Very alan partridge ha!

Cold beer and nibbles ready

A promise of rubbing aftersun in x "

All over I’d hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything you want in Gregs unto a cash value of £8.50.

I await your swooning acceptance

Very alan partridge ha!

Cold beer and nibbles ready

A promise of rubbing aftersun in x

All over I’d hope "

£2.50 and a packet of polos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea?

I’ve got cake...

I've really got cake.

Did someone say cake

How about we pop to the pub and watch some football? "

Now that sort of comment is exactly why I like you so much.

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Your 11th August picture looks tempting

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Anything you want in Gregs unto a cash value of £8.50.

I await your swooning acceptance

Very alan partridge ha!

Cold beer and nibbles ready

A promise of rubbing aftersun in x

All over I’d hope

£2.50 and a packet of polos!"

Intriguing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea?

I’ve got cake...

I've really got cake. "

I taste like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step into my van...I have free wifi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea sure. In Plymouth there only one place to go tho. Jesters ??

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea?"

I got a pack of 3 creme eggs

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Cup of tea?

I got a pack of 3 creme eggs "

I’ve seen them, they’re not tempting.

How about a curly wurly?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Cup of tea?

I got a pack of 3 creme eggs

I’ve seen them, they’re not tempting.

How about a curly wurly? "

Walnut wipes

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Fancy sharing my double decker

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Fancy sharing my double decker"

Lol fruit and nut surly!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Fancy sharing my double decker

Lol fruit and nut surly! "

Want your back washing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy sharing my double decker

Lol fruit and nut surly!

Want your back washing? "

I can only offer you blood, sweat and tears.

Oh and a crisp butty and a can of vimto.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Fancy sharing my double decker

Lol fruit and nut surly!

Want your back washing?

I can only offer you blood, sweat and tears.

Oh and a crisp butty and a can of vimto. "

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy sharing my double decker

Lol fruit and nut surly!

Want your back washing?

I can only offer you blood, sweat and tears.

Oh and a crisp butty and a can of vimto.

Fancy a fuck? "

Errm yep! I love the subtlety of your approach x

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Fancy sharing my double decker

Lol fruit and nut surly!

Want your back washing?

I can only offer you blood, sweat and tears.

Oh and a crisp butty and a can of vimto.

Fancy a fuck? "

There’s a winner

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Fancy sharing my double decker

Lol fruit and nut surly!

Want your back washing?

I can only offer you blood, sweat and tears.

Oh and a crisp butty and a can of vimto.

Fancy a fuck?

There’s a winner "

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I waxed my tache, would be a shame to waste it. Fancy a snog?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Fancy sharing my double decker

Lol fruit and nut surly!

Want your back washing?

I can only offer you blood, sweat and tears.

Oh and a crisp butty and a can of vimto.

Fancy a fuck?

There’s a winner

Thank you! "

Thank you ?? who would say no to an offer like that from you x

Hope you’re feeling better now

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Ops killed it?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

How about my last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about my last rolo "

I just emptied my pockets how about a ride in my car a penny sweet and a bit of fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about I race you on my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been exercising my tongue. Wanna see where I can force it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"How about I race you on my bike "

You can try...but Im build for endurance not speed try me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about I race you on my bike

You can try...but Im build for endurance not speed try me!"
name the place and the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about I race you on my bike

You can try...but Im build for endurance not speed try me!"
name the place and the time !!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"How about my last rolo "

Love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rich and likely to die soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rich and likely to die soon "

I have hair

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I'm rich and likely to die soon "

Lol

You can nibble on my buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rich and likely to die soon

Lol

You can nibble on my buns "

I can lick my eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rich and likely to die soon

Lol

You can nibble on my buns

I can lick my eyebrows "

I'd smile sweetly and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wheezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rich and likely to die soon

Lol

You can nibble on my buns

I can lick my eyebrows

I'd smile sweetly and hope for the best "

That would be enough so i would pic you up and carry u inside

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Free cinema tickets and popcorn thrown in to always seems to prove efficacious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this not enough x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this not enough x"

A knowing smile and a cheeky wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free cinema tickets and popcorn thrown in to always seems to prove efficacious "

Bloody hell your alexander the meerkat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?"

Soft prostitution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution "

With a banana cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake"

A trio of desserts including banana cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake"

How about banana shake

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake "

Send him a pic of my tits covered in Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake "

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat" "

That’s not very nice is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat" "

Get out my bag off gaffer tape rope and sleepy pills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

Send him a pic of my tits covered

in Nutella "

I'll buy that for a dollar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

That’s not very nice is it ?

"

hense the bag of tricks

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

That’s not very nice is it ?

hense the bag of tricks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive peanut butter ben&jerrys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive peanut butter ben&jerrys "

Your carriage awaits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

That’s not very nice is it ?

hense the bag of tricks

"

But he has a spare ticket? I think it's generous to not only want to better himself but to invite someone along too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impossible, i'm striking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive peanut butter ben&jerrys

Your carriage awaits... "

I will take you on a picnic? I can fill vol au vents with my "love potion"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

That’s not very nice is it ?

hense the bag of tricks

But he has a spare ticket? I think it's generous to not only want to better himself but to invite someone along too? "

Fair enough it came off as an insult when i read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat" "

Haha.. send me the invite and I won’t show up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

Send him a pic of my tits covered in Nutella "

I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

Send him a pic of my tits covered in Nutella

I like you "

My tits are also covered in Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive nothing but a smile on at mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive nothing but a smile on at mo "

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By *wingingman30Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Ive peanut butter ben&jerrys

Your carriage awaits...

I will take you on a picnic? I can fill vol au vents with my "love potion"?"

I'll give you the full three inches hahaha

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

That’s not very nice is it ?

hense the bag of tricks

But he has a spare ticket? I think it's generous to not only want to better himself but to invite someone along too?

Fair enough it came off as an insult when i read it"

It was an insult , there was no mention of a spare ticket made . Unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

Send him a pic of my tits covered in Nutella

I like you

My tits are also covered in Nutella"

Disgusting ppppffffff

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ice cold cider

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Ice cold cider "

Dam your to quick you nipped in before me !

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Coffee at a cafe by the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

That’s not very nice is it ?

hense the bag of tricks

But he has a spare ticket? I think it's generous to not only want to better himself but to invite someone along too?

Fair enough it came off as an insult when i read it

It was an insult , there was no mention of a spare ticket made . Unnecessary "

The thread is how would you tempt someone to a date? Surely the seminar is the date therefore they would both go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really do cook a brilliant curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee at a cafe by the beach "

Well as you are straight and unlikely to agree to a date how about we go see some male strippers instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

That’s not very nice is it ?

hense the bag of tricks

But he has a spare ticket? I think it's generous to not only want to better himself but to invite someone along too?

Fair enough it came off as an insult when i read it

It was an insult , there was no mention of a spare ticket made . Unnecessary

The thread is how would you tempt someone to a date? Surely the seminar is the date therefore they would both go? "

I won’t show up you can have my ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake for starts and again cake for afters lol

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

That’s not very nice is it ?

hense the bag of tricks

But he has a spare ticket? I think it's generous to not only want to better himself but to invite someone along too?

Fair enough it came off as an insult when i read it

It was an insult , there was no mention of a spare ticket made . Unnecessary

The thread is how would you tempt someone to a date? Surely the seminar is the date therefore they would both go?

I won’t show up you can have my ticket "

Great answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will let you touch me inappropriately if you pay for dinner?

Soft prostitution

With a banana cake

How about banana shake

I'd invite you to a seminar "how to come to terms with being an uninteresting twat"

That’s not very nice is it ?

hense the bag of tricks

But he has a spare ticket? I think it's generous to not only want to better himself but to invite someone along too?

Fair enough it came off as an insult when i read it

It was an insult , there was no mention of a spare ticket made . Unnecessary

The thread is how would you tempt someone to a date? Surely the seminar is the date therefore they would both go?

I won’t show up you can have my ticket

Great answer "

Pleasure is all mine

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Tell him that anal is on as i enjoy it and I won't tell anyone...xx

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By *ugbyLad0Man
over a year ago

Limerick


"Tell him that anal is on as i enjoy it and I won't tell anyone...xx"
Bit of wine and star gazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite him to the zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite him to the zoo"

Invite you to my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll show you how to use the timer of your phone camera if you meet me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’d wear a hint of ‘animal passion’ and watch him come running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll show you how to use the timer of your phone camera if you meet me"

A picnic hamper full of Buenos and nuttela based delights and striking a pose with a prominent bare naked knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll show you how to use the timer of your phone camera if you meet me

A picnic hamper full of Buenos and nuttela based delights and striking a pose with a prominent bare naked knee"

Promise him a trip to my local surfers beach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two bags of Haribo, Prossecco and cake on a sunny day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

by giving him a suck of my lolly

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By *nglishCharmMan
over a year ago

Midlands

How about a tantric massage leading to a orgasm or two x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll show you how to use the timer of your phone camera if you meet me"

I promise I will discuss philosophical issues with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a tantric massage leading to a orgasm or two x"

Very kind of you, perhaps I could get the beers in when you're done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d tell him my selection of dirty limericks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a tantric massage leading to a orgasm or two x"

Promise a long conversation about Blobitecture and thresholds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promise a long conversation about Blobitecture and thresholds. "

Help tucking that pesky boob away that likes to hang out?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite him to my dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite him to my dungeon "

Invite her to my BBQ party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite him to my dungeon

Invite her to my BBQ party"

Show him my BBQ tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite him to my dungeon

Invite her to my BBQ party

Show him my BBQ tools "

Show off my culinary skills with a well presented sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite him to my dungeon

Invite her to my BBQ party

Show him my BBQ tools

Show off my culinary skills with a well presented sausage. "

Setting the stage for her and giving her the most delicious BBQ ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite him to my dungeon

Invite her to my BBQ party

Show him my BBQ tools

Show off my culinary skills with a well presented sausage.

Setting the stage for her and giving her the most delicious BBQ ever "

Will it include a spit roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite him to my dungeon

Invite her to my BBQ party

Show him my BBQ tools

Show off my culinary skills with a well presented sausage.

Setting the stage for her and giving her the most delicious BBQ ever "

by giving him a tender bit of rump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d tell him my selection of dirty limericks.. "

I’ll make her banana milf shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite him to my dungeon "

You got your own chains?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Fancy coming for a ride with me

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Fancy coming for a ride with me "

Only if we ride’in dirty

You on top grinding up n down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy coming for a ride with me "

Responds well to CPR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy coming for a ride with me "

I do but I’ll drive, I’m a professional dontcha know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can handle at least two beers before I do something embarrassing.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You know you want tooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you want tooooo "

Offer a night out with food, wine and a club (her choice which) all paid for xxx

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By *ittle earsMan
over a year ago

south oxfordshire


"You know you want tooooo "

Come and get your hands in my flys?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"You know you want tooooo

Offer a night out with food, wine and a club (her choice which) all paid for xxx"
offer to tie him up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you want tooooo

Offer a night out with food, wine and a club (her choice which) all paid for xxx"

by stradling him and whispering naughty things into his ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you want tooooo

Offer a night out with food, wine and a club (her choice which) all paid for xxx

by stradling him and whispering naughty things into his ear "

Òoòòòñ sounds fun....

Let her have her wicked way xxx

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"You know you want tooooo

Offer a night out with food, wine and a club (her choice which) all paid for xxx

by stradling him and whispering naughty things into his ear

Òoòòòñ sounds fun....

Let her have her wicked way xxx"
Tie up , then tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you want tooooo

Offer a night out with food, wine and a club (her choice which) all paid for xxx

by stradling him and whispering naughty things into his ear

Òoòòòñ sounds fun....

Let her have her wicked way xxx Tie up , then tease "

Just tell me where and when

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I’ve got a strawberry cream cake

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

I'll tempt you with a nice frosted carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a strawberry cream cake "

Oh my.... I can't resist them xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a family size bag of Maltesers.

I think I win...

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By *eorgeyporgeyMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Pastie?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Pastie?"

From Greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretch my ass cheeks till my anus gapes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretch my ass cheeks till my anus gapes x"

Haha!!!!

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Out of my league no point lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of my league no point lol"

An eye flutter and a bag of Maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of my league no point lol

An eye flutter and a bag of Maltesers "

On the snooker table

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Out of my league no point lol

An eye flutter and a bag of Maltesers

On the snooker table "

Well put the football on television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of my league no point lol

An eye flutter and a bag of Maltesers

On the snooker table

Well put the football on television "

Only 1 thick stick can be there but I am happy to see more balls around

Any offers ?

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By *riggler90Couple
over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

I can tie a cherry stalk in a knot in my mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can tie a cherry stalk in a knot in my mouth?"

Want to come play dress up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can tie a cherry stalk in a knot in my mouth?

Want to come play dress up? "

Can I ride your face like sea biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can tie a cherry stalk in a knot in my mouth?"

Who can resist a pierced tongue surrender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can tie a cherry stalk in a knot in my mouth?

Want to come play dress up?

Can I ride your face like sea biscuit? "

Who can say no to a sexy rider

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I will put my Wonder Woman outfit on for you depending on what cake you offer this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will put my Wonder Woman outfit on for you depending on what cake you offer this time "

If it's cake you're after, I can offer Lidl's own lemon drizzle, or a caterpillar cake from Asda's reduced section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will put my Wonder Woman outfit on for you depending on what cake you offer this time

If it's cake you're after, I can offer Lidl's own lemon drizzle, or a caterpillar cake from Asda's reduced section "

Crate of stella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to jump on my bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want to jump on my bus? "
chocolate orange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll wear my nurses uniform....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... "
it wouldn’t last long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want to jump on my bus? "
lend you my hands to hold that ass so you can drive your bus

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long "

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it "

For me yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it "
hmmm only if I can be deadpool or is that getting too freaky? Haha

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it hmmm only if I can be deadpool or is that getting too freaky? Haha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it hmmm only if I can be deadpool or is that getting too freaky? Haha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it hmmm only if I can be deadpool or is that getting too freaky? Haha "

build a web and let her come to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it "
I'll wear my army uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it I'll wear my army uniform"

Ooh group costume / uniform orgy!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it I'll wear my army uniform"

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it I'll wear my army uniform

Ooh group costume / uniform orgy!! "
oh sounds good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it I'll wear my army uniform

Ooh group costume / uniform orgy!! "
sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll wear my nurses uniform.... it wouldn’t last long

How about Spiderwoman outfit would that do it I'll wear my army uniform

Im in "
good it wouldn't be an orgy without you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/05/18 21:42:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me do you hard and fast

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Let me do you hard and fast "

Let me do you and smoother you with my boobs

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