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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Ya i no its odd for me to do 1 of these threads.

Anyway.

Use a bit of emajnashoun for this ok.

So 50 guys and 50 girls all go to a big party.

Thar is free food and drink to larst as long as the party cood larst.

BUT

Befor you can enter the party everyone must be helth tested on site.

(purtend it Onley takes 2 mins to do a test and get rezolts)

Onley those with a 100% clear test can enter.

The party rules are no anil or rimming ect(no bum stuff) but anything else can be dun.

And all the ladies can have if thay want a special pill that 100% stops pregnancy and works the moment you take it.

If all 100 people tested 100% clear inclooding you wood you have a free for all B.B fuck up ?

(anyone can fuck anyone with out asking 1st as your all at the same party and all red the rules befor going in.

Wood you go in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, call me old fashioned but I like to consent before sex

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I like 'bum stuff' so probably not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't fuck a women if she had just been fucked and cream pied. I know loads of guys fantasise about that but not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

For both reasons stated above.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I also don't think I want bareback sex with lots of men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm aksharley glad to see a fue no,s as i probably woodount eather.

I found this question on line sumwear and thort wot wood fab think.

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By *is_Collared_SubWoman
over a year ago

London

Something is wrong with google translate

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

No, no, no. Regardless of the miraculous testing and even if I fancied everyone in the room (unlikely) you're going into very dangerous territory when you start talking about 'fucking without asking'.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"No, no, no. Regardless of the miraculous testing and even if I fancied everyone in the room (unlikely) you're going into very dangerous territory when you start talking about 'fucking without asking'. "

That wos also my thorts to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn’t be keen _eeside

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger.

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"I'm aksharley glad to see a fue no,s as i probably woodount eather.

I found this question on line sumwear and thort wot wood fab think. "

Is it me or is it a strange question to come across online sumwere

... ? haha I can’t cope this thread scares me I’m out !

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

No ...never ..... id only bareback with a regular partner .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger. "

I’ll openly admit I’m not a swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger. "

I actually openly tell people I am not a swinger. I don't want threwsomes and don't want to bang someone's wife while they watch, don't want to go to sex parties or orgies etc... I wouldn't bring a partner here either but there's loads of singletons here that are like me. I know it's a swingers site but I'm on the look out for the non swingers or the swingers that are single and want some one and one time haha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm just intrigued as to where you came across this definition of what makes a swinger, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something is wrong with google translate "

Lol you joker

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Would be a no from me too - not only for the reasons given already but also because unless everyone present could prove they hadn't had sex for at least the past three months, the test would not 100% prove someone was clear of STIs as some can take time to show.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'm just intrigued as to where you came across this definition of what makes a swinger, OP. "

It popped up on a google surtch.

Wot is a real swinger.

It looked like it wos a question on a nother swinging forum site.

I didn't go on it but i thort wot wood fab think about the same question.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Something is wrong with google translate "

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

No 'bum fun', no lilly to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not my thing at all. First off the test would only be reliable if they hadn’t had sex for 3 months and I wouldn’t want sex with lots of different men x

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

Anyone can fuck anyone without asking? Seriously?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

God no because no doubt I won't find everyone attractive and also because it takes three months to be completely sure someone is disease free.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Anyone can fuck anyone without asking? Seriously?"

That's wot it sed.

I just wondered wot fab thort of it so i re rote it hear as i coodount coppy and past it.

Wood have been easyar if i cood have.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger.

I actually openly tell people I am not a swinger. I don't want threwsomes and don't want to bang someone's wife while they watch, don't want to go to sex parties or orgies etc... I wouldn't bring a partner here either but there's loads of singletons here that are like me. I know it's a swingers site but I'm on the look out for the non swingers or the swingers that are single and want some one and one time haha "

Your not the Onley 1.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Rite I'm off to work.

Hope you all have a good day today.

Im Glad I'm not the Onley 1 put off by this question.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

I cannot read that.

A synopsis, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being funny but if you can't make out what he's trying to say then there's an intelligence problem. He's dyslexic but take time to read it and you can make out what he's saying.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"Something is wrong with google translate

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!! "

This is beyond dyslexic. A dyslexic usually tries to be understood. This just hurts my eyes.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'm not being funny but if you can't make out what he's trying to say then there's an intelligence problem. He's dyslexic but take time to read it and you can make out what he's saying."

"Take time" are the key words.

Sorry but...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Something is wrong with google translate

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!!

This is beyond dyslexic. A dyslexic usually tries to be understood. This just hurts my eyes."

Seesides posts always make perfect sense to me and don't hurt my eyes in any way at all - either way there really is no need to comment on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger. "

Why arent we real swingers ?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Something is wrong with google translate

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!!

This is beyond dyslexic. A dyslexic usually tries to be understood. This just hurts my eyes."

Oh get a hold of yourself... it makes perfect sense, read it phonetically and if you still cannot grasp the general jist find another thread that does please your eyes.

Plenty of non dyslexics post far poorer worded threads.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

No I wouldn't because I don't like cum. Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something is wrong with google translate

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!!

This is beyond dyslexic. A dyslexic usually tries to be understood. This just hurts my eyes."

Don’t be rude , once your family couldn’t speak English u get me ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something is wrong with google translate

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!! "

Ur a donut all round just for that comment

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I understand the opening post easily I wouldn’t do any of the things in it....the without asking bit alone is all kinds of wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The without asking screams in big scary letters.

The rest wouldn't bother me but I can see multiple bareback partners being very off putting to those cumming later so to speak

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Something is wrong with google translate

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!! "

or maybe English isn’t see sides first language.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"The without asking screams in big scary letters.

The rest wouldn't bother me but I can see multiple bareback partners being very off putting to those cumming later so to speak

"

A bit like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Something is wrong with google translate

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!!

This is beyond dyslexic. A dyslexic usually tries to be understood. This just hurts my eyes."

I don’t see why it would hurt your eyes, you just read what he has wrote, we all manage to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something is wrong with google translate

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!! "

Yuo mena dsylxeic.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Something is wrong with google translate

Or someone doesn't know that Seeside is dyslexic!!

Ur a donut all round just for that comment"

I don't want to sidetrack the thread but I fail to see how pointing out a fact, that is well known to the majority of regular forum users, to someone that either didn't know that fact or was seeking to make a joke of it, makes me a donut?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance I'd go.

Bareback is not the way we play.

Test results aren't reliable.

Theres no chance I'd consent to potentially 99 people doing as they please to me - what a rancid thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to assume the asking is meant as not asking about sexual health, and normal no means no rule applies.

In smaller numbers if the miracle sexual health testing was an option yes I probably would enjoy more bb sex.

Problem with male or female bodily fluids is they are fun in small quantities in designated containment zones. But quite gross and off putting when large unconstrained quantities enter the equation.

So in the hypothetical party, probably not unless there were specific people in the queue ahead of me

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Sorry I don’t find anything about the concept appealing. I can’t imagine my view has anything to do with the fact I’m not a swinger either

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger.

Why arent we real swingers ?"

Aparointley Onley real swingers will say yes to this ?

I didn't no wot to think of it apart from its not for me. Hints y i put it up on fab

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar


"Ya i no its odd for me to do 1 of these threads.

Anyway.

Use a bit of emajnashoun for this ok.

So 50 guys and 50 girls all go to a big party.

Thar is free food and drink to larst as long as the party cood larst.

BUT

Befor you can enter the party everyone must be helth tested on site.

(purtend it Onley takes 2 mins to do a test and get rezolts)

Onley those with a 100% clear test can enter.

The party rules are no anil or rimming ect(no bum stuff) but anything else can be dun.

And all the ladies can have if thay want a special pill that 100% stops pregnancy and works the moment you take it.

If all 100 people tested 100% clear inclooding you wood you have a free for all B.B fuck up ?

(anyone can fuck anyone with out asking 1st as your all at the same party and all red the rules befor going in.

Wood you go in ? "

Only if they had Tanglefoot and Canadian Club. Leave the shagging to the youngsters...I was the future once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I like to build up to sex and get to know someone before sucking their dick.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm not being funny but if you can't make out what he's trying to say then there's an intelligence problem. He's dyslexic but take time to read it and you can make out what he's saying."

Yup, he is phonetically perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go in, but only for the free sausage rolls and lager.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'd go in, but only for the free sausage rolls and lager."

Lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Yes ~ but they'd still have to ask me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean?

It would still be a no from me for the BB stuff. For me even without risk it's an intimacy thing.

I only want my partner "inside" me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance. Partly no test is 100 true. Plus there would always be a testing window and I could only fuck people I have a connection with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

1. I like to give consent.

2. I only go bareback with my husband.

3. I don’t like cum.

4. Highly doubt I’d be up for fucking everyone anyway. What are the chances I’d be attracted to EVERYONE who’s there?

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean? "

I think it meens you give your consent wen you walk in. After that its a free for all. Eg anyone can fuck you and you can fuck anyone else.

That's also the bit that puts me off going in to

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Nope.

1. I like to give consent.

2. I only go bareback with my husband.

3. I don’t like cum.

4. Highly doubt I’d be up for fucking everyone anyway. What are the chances I’d be attracted to EVERYONE who’s there? "

Im gessing Probably a 10% charnce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something is wrong with google translate "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean?

I think it meens you give your consent wen you walk in. After that its a free for all. Eg anyone can fuck you and you can fuck anyone else.

That's also the bit that puts me off going in to

"

Oh definitely not. I don't ever imagine I'd want to have sex just for the sake of it. Someone being allowed to just fuck me is a no for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a clean r*pefest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for moi

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

What’s on the buffet ?

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What’s on the buffet ? "

I have no idear

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"What’s on the buffet ?

I have no idear "

I’m not coming then

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What’s on the buffet ?

I have no idear

I’m not coming then "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if there was no such thing as STD's we still wouldn't go to a party where no consent was needed

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Even if there was no such thing as STD's we still wouldn't go to a party where no consent was needed "

That seems to be the main resoun that is putting everyone of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and just for the record, I could read _eesides post just as easily as any others post.

A normal human brain is more than capable of reading past spelling/grammatical at ease, look on Wikipedia for things like typoglycemia and you will see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even if there was no such thing as STD's we still wouldn't go to a party where no consent was needed

That seems to be the main resoun that is putting everyone of it."

I would end up with someone jumping on me that's got ultra smelly feet or something

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Oh and just for the record, I could read _eesides post just as easily as any others post.

A normal human brain is more than capable of reading past spelling/grammatical at ease, look on Wikipedia for things like typoglycemia and you will see."

thanks.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Even if there was no such thing as STD's we still wouldn't go to a party where no consent was needed

That seems to be the main resoun that is putting everyone of it.

I would end up with someone jumping on me that's got ultra smelly feet or something "

Mabey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love group sex but I like to be asked beforehand if it's okay and the numbers need to be smaller for me. So, no I wouldn't partake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and just for the record, I could read _eesides post just as easily as any others post.

A normal human brain is more than capable of reading past spelling/grammatical at ease, look on Wikipedia for things like typoglycemia and you will see.

thanks.

"

Welcome _eeside, I hate to see "anyone" pulled up about spelling.

This is meant to be a forum for like minded folk to express themselves without being judged about there spelling!

It's also why it's extremely rare my wife Shaz don't use the forums as she's unable to spell very good, just wish folk would lighten up on it and concentrate more on the positives in life.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Oh and just for the record, I could read _eesides post just as easily as any others post.

A normal human brain is more than capable of reading past spelling/grammatical at ease, look on Wikipedia for things like typoglycemia and you will see.

thanks.

Welcome _eeside, I hate to see "anyone" pulled up about spelling.

This is meant to be a forum for like minded folk to express themselves without being judged about there spelling!

It's also why it's extremely rare my wife Shaz don't use the forums as she's unable to spell very good, just wish folk would lighten up on it and concentrate more on the positives in life."

So do i and that wood be good but it wood seem the spelling police have nuthing better to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly this just sounds like a bareback gang bang and all the women are blindfolded....

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Honestly this just sounds like a bareback gang bang and all the women are blindfolded...."

Arrmm ok ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger.

Why arent we real swingers ?

Aparointley Onley real swingers will say yes to this ?

I didn't no wot to think of it apart from its not for me. Hints y i put it up on fab "

Well im a "real" swinger and i say no to it.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Ya i no its odd for me to do 1 of these threads.

Anyway.

Use a bit of emajnashoun for this ok.

So 50 guys and 50 girls all go to a big party.

Thar is free food and drink to larst as long as the party cood larst.

BUT

Befor you can enter the party everyone must be helth tested on site.

(purtend it Onley takes 2 mins to do a test and get rezolts)

Onley those with a 100% clear test can enter.

The party rules are no anil or rimming ect(no bum stuff) but anything else can be dun.

And all the ladies can have if thay want a special pill that 100% stops pregnancy and works the moment you take it.

If all 100 people tested 100% clear inclooding you wood you have a free for all B.B fuck up ?

(anyone can fuck anyone with out asking 1st as your all at the same party and all red the rules befor going in.

Wood you go in ? "

Seeside, you fucking crack me up you jeany arse

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger.

Why arent we real swingers ?

Aparointley Onley real swingers will say yes to this ?

I didn't no wot to think of it apart from its not for me. Hints y i put it up on fab

Well im a "real" swinger and i say no to it. "

But didn't you no everything on the intranet it 100% true

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Ya i no its odd for me to do 1 of these threads.

Anyway.

Use a bit of emajnashoun for this ok.

So 50 guys and 50 girls all go to a big party.

Thar is free food and drink to larst as long as the party cood larst.

BUT

Befor you can enter the party everyone must be helth tested on site.

(purtend it Onley takes 2 mins to do a test and get rezolts)

Onley those with a 100% clear test can enter.

The party rules are no anil or rimming ect(no bum stuff) but anything else can be dun.

And all the ladies can have if thay want a special pill that 100% stops pregnancy and works the moment you take it.

If all 100 people tested 100% clear inclooding you wood you have a free for all B.B fuck up ?

(anyone can fuck anyone with out asking 1st as your all at the same party and all red the rules befor going in.

Wood you go in ?

Seeside, you fucking crack me up you jeany arse "

Ok

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger.

Why arent we real swingers ?

Aparointley Onley real swingers will say yes to this ?

I didn't no wot to think of it apart from its not for me. Hints y i put it up on fab

Well im a "real" swinger and i say no to it. "

I'm not a swinger but said yes

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Ya I know it is odd for me to do 1 of these threads.

Anyway.

Use a bit of imagination for this ok.

So 50 guys and 50 girls all go to a big party.

Thar is free food and drinks to last as long as the party could last.

BUT

Before you can enter the party everyone must be health tested on site.

(pretend it Onley takes 2 mins to do a test and get results)

Onley those with a 100% clear test can enter.

The party rules are no anil or rimming etc(no bum stuff) but anything else can be dun.

And all the ladies can have if they want a special pill that 100% stops pregnancy and works the moment you take it.

If all 100 people tested 100% clear including you wood you have a free for all B.B fuck up?

(anyone can fuck anyone without asking 1st as your all at the same party and all read the rules before going in.

Wood you go in ? "

No not even then.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Ya i no its odd for me to do 1 of these threads.

Anyway.

Use a bit of emajnashoun for this ok.

So 50 guys and 50 girls all go to a big party.

Thar is free food and drink to larst as long as the party cood larst.

BUT

Befor you can enter the party everyone must be helth tested on site.

(purtend it Onley takes 2 mins to do a test and get rezolts)

Onley those with a 100% clear test can enter.

The party rules are no anil or rimming ect(no bum stuff) but anything else can be dun.

And all the ladies can have if thay want a special pill that 100% stops pregnancy and works the moment you take it.

If all 100 people tested 100% clear inclooding you wood you have a free for all B.B fuck up ?

(anyone can fuck anyone with out asking 1st as your all at the same party and all red the rules befor going in.

Wood you go in ? "

So basically you just described my ultimate fantas, i assume there is no catch like all the women are covered in scales or look like orangutans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I definitely wouldn't go in XXX

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"No chance. Partly no test is 100 true. Plus there would always be a testing window..."

I think that this, and similar responses by others, kinda miss the point. The various qualifications in the scenario are clearly designed to rule out the health issues. It would be easier to set this hypothetical situation in a world where sexually transmitted infections and diseases don’t exist.

In which case, it’s still a ‘no’ from me.

Well, that is unless all of the other participants are women I fancy. And they all fancy me too. In which case, ‘a world where sexually transmitted infections and diseases don’t exist’ is the least ridiculous part of the scenario...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big no for me. Call me strange but I'm not into the whole being forced into sex thing and the idea of being barebacked by numerous men is repulsive.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It's a no from me.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger. "

The person who said that is deffo a non-swinger

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By *lackbird1000Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I cannot read that.

A synopsis, anyone?"

Can't you ?I don't wich planet you came from! I am Spanish and I understood it all ! People!!!!

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By *JcouplemidlandsCouple
over a year ago

Peak District

Before we answer, what food is it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot read that.

A synopsis, anyone?

Can't you ?I don't wich planet you came from! I am Spanish and I understood it all ! People!!!!"

They can't be bothered to read it I think.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Before we answer, what food is it???"

I have no idear.

Wot ever you want i gess

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Ya i no its odd for me to do 1 of these threads.

Anyway.

Use a bit of emajnashoun for this ok.

So 50 guys and 50 girls all go to a big party.

Thar is free food and drink to larst as long as the party cood larst.

BUT

Befor you can enter the party everyone must be helth tested on site.

(purtend it Onley takes 2 mins to do a test and get rezolts)

Onley those with a 100% clear test can enter.

The party rules are no anil or rimming ect(no bum stuff) but anything else can be dun.

And all the ladies can have if thay want a special pill that 100% stops pregnancy and works the moment you take it.

If all 100 people tested 100% clear inclooding you wood you have a free for all B.B fuck up ?

(anyone can fuck anyone with out asking 1st as your all at the same party and all red the rules befor going in.

Wood you go in ?

So basically you just described my ultimate fantas, i assume there is no catch like all the women are covered in scales or look like orangutans? "

No just normal people.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger.

The person who said that is deffo a non-swinger"

Maybe

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Ya i no its odd for me to do 1 of these threads.

Anyway.

Use a bit of emajnashoun for this ok.

So 50 guys and 50 girls all go to a big party.

Thar is free food and drink to larst as long as the party cood larst.

BUT

Befor you can enter the party everyone must be helth tested on site.

(purtend it Onley takes 2 mins to do a test and get rezolts)

Onley those with a 100% clear test can enter.

The party rules are no anil or rimming ect(no bum stuff) but anything else can be dun.

And all the ladies can have if thay want a special pill that 100% stops pregnancy and works the moment you take it.

If all 100 people tested 100% clear inclooding you wood you have a free for all B.B fuck up ?

(anyone can fuck anyone with out asking 1st as your all at the same party and all red the rules befor going in.

Wood you go in ?

So basically you just described my ultimate fantas, i assume there is no catch like all the women are covered in scales or look like orangutans?

No just normal people. "

Then put me down for a plus 1 ticket

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Ya i no its odd for me to do 1 of these threads.

Anyway.

Use a bit of emajnashoun for this ok.

So 50 guys and 50 girls all go to a big party.

Thar is free food and drink to larst as long as the party cood larst.

BUT

Befor you can enter the party everyone must be helth tested on site.

(purtend it Onley takes 2 mins to do a test and get rezolts)

Onley those with a 100% clear test can enter.

The party rules are no anil or rimming ect(no bum stuff) but anything else can be dun.

And all the ladies can have if thay want a special pill that 100% stops pregnancy and works the moment you take it.

If all 100 people tested 100% clear inclooding you wood you have a free for all B.B fuck up ?

(anyone can fuck anyone with out asking 1st as your all at the same party and all red the rules befor going in.

Wood you go in ?

So basically you just described my ultimate fantas, i assume there is no catch like all the women are covered in scales or look like orangutans?

No just normal people.

Then put me down for a plus 1 ticket"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be beer?

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Will there be beer?"

I gess so

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

IF you could guarantee everyone was clean of yukkies

IF I fancied EVERYONE in attendance.

Yes maaaaaaate

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

It's a no from me.

I get cross when every post you write _eeside , there are always comments about spelling.

I just wish people would stick to the question / discussion instead of getting distracted.

The idea of removing health worries and testing would be lovely. But sex with no consent....nope. no no no no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll so far (according to on line) no one hear inclooding me is a real swinger. "

I'm not a swinger either. The thought of it makes me barf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean?

I think it meens you give your consent wen you walk in. After that its a free for all. Eg anyone can fuck you and you can fuck anyone else.

That's also the bit that puts me off going in to

"

1) A party like this would EVER exist. You can't just give consent at the door and then potentially be fucked by a load of people who you may not even have seen. The whole point of consent is that you can give it or withdraw it at any time.

2)I've also tried to find this question on google by typing (correctly) specific lines of your opening post and it's not showing any results.

What is the source where you found this, what's the site?

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"What’s on the buffet ? "
I hope there's scotch eggs....

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

STI's - They don't exist

Pregnancy - You can't get pregnant

Consent - You don't have to do anything you don't want to,

I read it as would you have sex with someone you didn't fancy and have

sex with someone soon after the person has had sex with someone else,

Sloppy seconds, Although nothing stopping them cleaning themselves.

So as long as I'm attracted to them and they have cleaned themselves after sex,

Yes I would

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean?

I think it meens you give your consent wen you walk in. After that its a free for all. Eg anyone can fuck you and you can fuck anyone else.

That's also the bit that puts me off going in to

1) A party like this would EVER exist. You can't just give consent at the door and then potentially be fucked by a load of people who you may not even have seen. The whole point of consent is that you can give it or withdraw it at any time.

2)I've also tried to find this question on google by typing (correctly) specific lines of your opening post and it's not showing any results.

What is the source where you found this, what's the site?"

I don't no wot the site wos.

I wos just googleing random stuff and after googleing wot is a real swinger after a fue pages this poped up.

Cood i find it agen probably not as it wos late at night and i wos harf ded anyway.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean?

I think it meens you give your consent wen you walk in. After that its a free for all. Eg anyone can fuck you and you can fuck anyone else.

That's also the bit that puts me off going in to

1) A party like this would EVER exist. You can't just give consent at the door and then potentially be fucked by a load of people who you may not even have seen. The whole point of consent is that you can give it or withdraw it at any time.

2)I've also tried to find this question on google by typing (correctly) specific lines of your opening post and it's not showing any results.

What is the source where you found this, what's the site?

I don't no wot the site wos.

I wos just googleing random stuff and after googleing wot is a real swinger after a fue pages this poped up.

Cood i find it agen probably not as it wos late at night and i wos harf ded anyway. "

Mor to point thoe. Yet agen you seem to be trying to pik apart my post rother than just take part on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard?

No sound here

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"1) A party like this would EVER exist. You can't just give consent at the door and then potentially be fucked by a load of people who you may not even have seen. The whole point of consent is that you can give it or withdraw it at any time."

In fairness, it’s quite reasonable for a hypothetical situation to be implausible. With all of the other magical things going on - endless food and instant health checks - it’s fair to imagine that everyone there is someone you fancy and want to have sex with.

But, yeah, the general notion is a bit misguided. But, since people here can’t agree on exactly what constitutes swinging, it’s unsurprising that others are a bit confused by it.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean?

I think it meens you give your consent wen you walk in. After that its a free for all. Eg anyone can fuck you and you can fuck anyone else.

That's also the bit that puts me off going in to

1) A party like this would EVER exist. You can't just give consent at the door and then potentially be fucked by a load of people who you may not even have seen. The whole point of consent is that you can give it or withdraw it at any time.

2)I've also tried to find this question on google by typing (correctly) specific lines of your opening post and it's not showing any results.

What is the source where you found this, what's the site?

I don't no wot the site wos.

I wos just googleing random stuff and after googleing wot is a real swinger after a fue pages this poped up.

Cood i find it agen probably not as it wos late at night and i wos harf ded anyway.

Mor to point thoe. Yet agen you seem to be trying to pik apart my post rother than just take part on it. "

You mean there is no party? I feel so cheated, so used

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean?

I think it meens you give your consent wen you walk in. After that its a free for all. Eg anyone can fuck you and you can fuck anyone else.

That's also the bit that puts me off going in to

1) A party like this would EVER exist. You can't just give consent at the door and then potentially be fucked by a load of people who you may not even have seen. The whole point of consent is that you can give it or withdraw it at any time.

2)I've also tried to find this question on google by typing (correctly) specific lines of your opening post and it's not showing any results.

What is the source where you found this, what's the site?

I don't no wot the site wos.

I wos just googleing random stuff and after googleing wot is a real swinger after a fue pages this poped up.

Cood i find it agen probably not as it wos late at night and i wos harf ded anyway.

Mor to point thoe. Yet agen you seem to be trying to pik apart my post rother than just take part on it.

You mean there is no party? I feel so cheated, so used "

I never sed this party wos going to happen

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean?

I think it meens you give your consent wen you walk in. After that its a free for all. Eg anyone can fuck you and you can fuck anyone else.

That's also the bit that puts me off going in to

1) A party like this would EVER exist. You can't just give consent at the door and then potentially be fucked by a load of people who you may not even have seen. The whole point of consent is that you can give it or withdraw it at any time.

2)I've also tried to find this question on google by typing (correctly) specific lines of your opening post and it's not showing any results.

What is the source where you found this, what's the site?

I don't no wot the site wos.

I wos just googleing random stuff and after googleing wot is a real swinger after a fue pages this poped up.

Cood i find it agen probably not as it wos late at night and i wos harf ded anyway.

Mor to point thoe. Yet agen you seem to be trying to pik apart my post rother than just take part on it.

You mean there is no party? I feel so cheated, so used

I never sed this party wos going to happen

"

Well thanks for ruining my wank tonight

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Does the "anyone can fuck anyone without asking" bit mean without consent or without worrying if they're clean?

I think it meens you give your consent wen you walk in. After that its a free for all. Eg anyone can fuck you and you can fuck anyone else.

That's also the bit that puts me off going in to

1) A party like this would EVER exist. You can't just give consent at the door and then potentially be fucked by a load of people who you may not even have seen. The whole point of consent is that you can give it or withdraw it at any time.

2)I've also tried to find this question on google by typing (correctly) specific lines of your opening post and it's not showing any results.

What is the source where you found this, what's the site?

I don't no wot the site wos.

I wos just googleing random stuff and after googleing wot is a real swinger after a fue pages this poped up.

Cood i find it agen probably not as it wos late at night and i wos harf ded anyway.

Mor to point thoe. Yet agen you seem to be trying to pik apart my post rother than just take part on it.

You mean there is no party? I feel so cheated, so used

I never sed this party wos going to happen

Well thanks for ruining my wank tonight "

Sorry didn't meen to.

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