FabSwingers.com forum: Jobs you always wanted to do

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all have aspirations. Jobs which we wanted to do, but for whatever reason couldn't weather it would be financial or timely.

I wanted to be a paramedic, always have, but couldn't face the thought of doing a Uni course at my age

What was/is your dream job? And what has stopped you?

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An electrician lol. Good money and stay clean

"We all have aspirations. Jobs which we wanted to do, but for whatever reason couldn't weather it would be financial or timely.

I wanted to be a paramedic, always have, but couldn't face the thought of doing a Uni course at my age

What was/is your dream job? And what has stopped you?

Mrs x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to be child care assistant but done nursing instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all have aspirations. Jobs which we wanted to do, but for whatever reason couldn't weather it would be financial or timely.

I wanted to be a paramedic, always have, but couldn't face the thought of doing a Uni course at my age

What was/is your dream job? And what has stopped you?

Mrs x"

It's made me a bit sad to read that. Have you completely ruled out becoming a paramedic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all have aspirations. Jobs which we wanted to do, but for whatever reason couldn't weather it would be financial or timely.

I wanted to be a paramedic, always have, but couldn't face the thought of doing a Uni course at my age

What was/is your dream job? And what has stopped you?

Mrs x"

My D is suffering from an injury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all have aspirations. Jobs which we wanted to do, but for whatever reason couldn't weather it would be financial or timely.

I wanted to be a paramedic, always have, but couldn't face the thought of doing a Uni course at my age

What was/is your dream job? And what has stopped you?

Mrs x

It's made me a bit sad to read that. Have you completely ruled out becoming a paramedic?"

I missed my eldest first smile, steps everything due to work. So with my youngest (twins) I have held back my goals. Its one of those things, you only live once, but I want to see my kids as much as possible, my shifts at the moment aren't great, but I make sure I see them before they go to school etc.. And I can't see me starting a new career because I love the buggers to much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Boob inspector?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Boob inspector? "

All part of the job mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Boob inspector? "

Oi! That's my job on a daily basis

Mrs x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Bra maker

Boob inspector?

All part of the job mate

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i could see being a bra fitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Boob inspector?

Oi! That's my job on a daily basis

Mrs x"

You aren’t doing it properly, I’m an expert and a specialist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Boob inspector?

All part of the job mate

i could see being a bra fitter"

Has to be the bra maker

keeping looking for another job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Boob inspector?

Oi! That's my job on a daily basis

Mrs x

You aren’t doing it properly, I’m an expert and a specialist

Excuse e moi! I think I know more about boobs,then do (..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Boob inspector?

Oi! That's my job on a daily basis

Mrs x

You aren’t doing it properly, I’m an expert and a specialist

Excuse e moi! I think I know more about boobs,then do (..)

I don’t think so, you are not as passionate as I’m about boobs and that’s a fact because I’m a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Boob inspector?

Oi! That's my job on a daily basis

Mrs x

You aren’t doing it properly, I’m an expert and a specialist

Excuse e moi! I think I know more about boobs,then do (..)

I don’t think so, you are not as passionate as I’m about boobs and that’s a fact because I’m a man

Ah hem, I love boobies as much as you.... Maybe more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Boob inspector?

Oi! That's my job on a daily basis

Mrs x

You aren’t doing it properly, I’m an expert and a specialist

Excuse e moi! I think I know more about boobs,then do (..)

I don’t think so, you are not as passionate as I’m about boobs and that’s a fact because I’m a man

Ah hem, I love boobies as much as you.... Maybe more!

Scientifically, biologically, physically, technically & socially you are wrong

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Paul Bearer

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freelance gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea why but I always wanted to be a signwriter, it still fascinates me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Film producer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Film producer

Like Harvey Weinstein?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireman but the money is crap,or forensic pathologist but can't afford to retrain

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

To join the army but unable in my condition x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe nobody has said lumberjack yet

I like being semi retired can work if the price and mood is right have the choice of jobs that please me.

But if I was to go round again I would choose architect designing homes not commercial. That would please me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be worlds only female lingerie 24 hr park and ride emporium owner total control bossing people espec lazy workers yeah my goal in life sittin bout in nickers avin power rants at anything moving who cares im boss !! sigh if only

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’ve got the job I’ve always wanted to do. Well except play for Arsenal. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freelance gynaecologist"

Well there are certainly plenty of gynaecological photographs for you to study on here!

As for me, an actress, writer or artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had my dream job in the forces but had to leave because of injury...

always wanted to be a helicopter pilot ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forensic Pathologist here too. Fascinating stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vet.

Intelligence and money.

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By *lim Jim 68Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

A vintage vehicle restorer...I like fixing old things and returning them to their former glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vintage vehicle restorer...I like fixing old things and returning them to their former glory

Hi- do you have a magic wand as well?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We are both working at jobs which we enjoy and wouldn't want to swap for another. The hours we work suit us both. If you don't enjoy the job you're doing, it may be worth looking for something you want to do, or going back to college to get the qualifications you need for the job you want like I (Mr2) did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra maker

Banana taster

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

Finally hit my goal of my dream job 3 years ago.

I work harder & longer hours than ever but I love it.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For 30 years I wanted to go in the RAF but due to a health issue I couldn't get in

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By *exas46Man
over a year ago

South East

Air sea rescue was my all time goal but couldnt pass the lung capacity test gutted so if i couldnt fly i ended up controlling them and became an air traffic controller in the forces

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

For the past few years I have wanted to be either a travel writer or a genealogical researcher

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"An electrician lol. Good money and stay clean

The money is alright when the going is good, but in 2008 during the crash I was only pulling in £300 a week and working like a Japanese prisoner of war for it.

Plus, it ain't that clean. Not unless you just doing testing. Installation (especially first fix) can get pretty mucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be Kate Adie when I was little. I used to practice my “....for BBC News, Mogadishu” in front of the mirror with a hairbrush for a microphone - fully aware that all normal little girls of a similar age were doing similar yet pretending to be Kylie or Madonna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head coach of the England rugby team or chairman of the R.F.U.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"For the past few years I have wanted to be either a travel writer or a genealogical researcher

As a young lad I wanted to work for nasa or be a forensic pathologist

As I got to high school I wanted to be a computer programmer

I ended up being an accountant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballer or a fireman! Didn’t get that break with the football so played a decent non league level then ended up being a road worker! Can’t even say Iv tried to become a firefighter I think it’s a case of not believing I could get in but I have huge amounts of respect for what they do

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Quite happy with the one I have tbh.

Did an apprenticeship, worked through the ranks and now own the company so it can happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

police woman I done training etc

then along came my first son and the rest they say is history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head physio for the England football team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undertaker. A lack of sympathy and empathy put paid to that dream

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

"We all have aspirations. Jobs which we wanted to do, but for whatever reason couldn't weather it would be financial or timely.

I wanted to be a paramedic, always have, but couldn't face the thought of doing a Uni course at my age

What was/is your dream job? And what has stopped you?

Mrs x"

It’s not that bad.... if you do it through a trust you get paid to do it. Lots of people do it in their 30’s / 40’s now. East of England are currently taking on student paras. Don’t know if I’m allowed to post the link, but it’s on NHS jobs.

Salary is misleading (you actually get a lot more than the base rate because of the unsocialable hours payment)

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I’ve already done the job I wanted to do

I was asinger for 26 years

Gave it all up as I was away from home to often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this stage of my life I pretty much have my dream job . Would have loved to be a professional footballer but would certainly have cocked that up with extra curricular activities.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I wanted to be a prison warden

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I wanted to be a prison warden "

We've some handcuffs if you want to role play

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a prison warden

We've some handcuffs if you want to role play

But do you have orange overalls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be Indiana Jones for a living. Still do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to be a dog handler in the Raf.. Only stumbling block was that I wasn't a man. This was in the 80s ,probably 3 years after, they changed the rules to allow women but I had a job then and never pursued it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nun

A florist

RAF

Prison Warden

Just didn’t happen. Closest i got was sitting the entrance test for the RAF and getting an Application pack for the Prison Service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nun

How did that not pan out?

Still time, might have to make some lifestyle changes though.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

A 1970s milkman. All those horny housewives answering the door in cheap see-through négligées saying cheesy inuendo like "Oooh! I bet yours is nice and creamy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be a pilot in the Raf was my dream as a wee lad. Unfortunately dashed early upon discovering from the recruiter that suffering from migraines ruled me out.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Paediatric nurse. I'm working on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nun

How did that not pan out?

Still time, might have to make some lifestyle changes though.

I think the Sound of Music was to blame - i was a young innocent at the time!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’d love to be a midwife.

I’ve been looking at it again, but raising 2 kids solo, the financial impact is just too much to start studying again just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m doing the job I always wanted to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Archaeologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Architect or engineer. I like creating things. Oddly, most of my jobs have been about destroying things..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actor of tv presenter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paul Bearer

True story "

Paul who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my dream job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marine Biologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m doing the job I always wanted to do "

Good for you. Always good to hear this.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I wanted to be a prison warden

We've some handcuffs if you want to role play

But do you have orange overalls?

For you, we'll have some...

And put some bars on the windows

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By *lim Jim 68Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

"A vintage vehicle restorer...I like fixing old things and returning them to their former glory

Hi- do you have a magic wand as well?

Not necessary in your case...just a quick touch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

navy joined when I was 16 best days of my life

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

"Actor of tv presenter"
present me to your show let's see how good you would have been tears my profile and feedback left make it good and let's see the response xxx

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Actor of tv presenterpresent me to your show let's see how good you would have been tears my profile and feedback left make it good and let's see the response xxx"

Having a passion for metalworking and lately watching Forged in Fire on Blaze, Blacksmithing rather than Bladesmithing but the alchemy nonetheless intrigues me. Would happily pack in my current job to do this at the Living wage rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BA had a recruitment drive for airline pilots when I was in my early twenties. I have always regretted not going for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollypop man,you don't start work till you're 65.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a soldier when I was young. It's much less appealing now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Art restorer or architect

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

You know those people you see by the side of roads in yellow vests with the big tripod things? A theodolite I believe its called...

Well I always wanted that job... I think they are surveyors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poof reader

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"I wanted to be Kate Adie when I was little. I used to practice my “....for BBC News, Mogadishu” in front of the mirror with a hairbrush for a microphone - fully aware that all normal little girls of a similar age were doing similar yet pretending to be Kylie or Madonna. "

This is adorable. Say Mogadishu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A poof reader"

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Turn professional yachtsman

Carpenter

Both of which almost happened... but I’m kind of glad they didn’t... but what if they had...

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"A poof reader

Genuine LOL for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post shit on the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to be a psychologist, but I think I’d just end up analysing people too much.

Will be working on something towards music industry soon, now I’ve got a steady income and fixed hours. Time to pick up the guitar!

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Fighter pilot. But my parents split up when I was in the middle of my O levels. So had to get a job after exams were finished to help mum get by financially. Joined the army a couple years later though so still got to do my bit for Queen and country.

Although CEO of a major bank would be good. Get paid a shit ton of money, be shit at my job, get sacked, get a shit ton of money as severance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bereavement counsellor

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