FabSwingers.com forum: Knocking one out

By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower gel makes it slippy

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I like to do it while I'm driving... passengers in the bus aren't too impressed though.

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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago

ongar

"I like to do it while I'm driving... passengers in the bus aren't too impressed though.

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I like to do it while I'm driving... passengers in the bus aren't too impressed though.

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

Any time any place any where, when you got to go you got to go, isle 13 at tesco is a problem though. But Every little helps

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Eugh other people have to use the shower too you know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate wanking standing up

Sofa for me

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Most common"

You might be wrong too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

Gym shower - yes

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??"

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I never wank when having a shower. I'm on a water meter, I'm not made of money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I never wank when having a shower. I'm on a water meter, I'm not made of money!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

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Men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

That just sounds.. awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.

In bed or sofa is decent.

Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

That just sounds.. awful

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I know people call it shooting but it's not made of lead shot, so errr yea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's sinking like a brick it's time to visit the clinic

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.

In bed or sofa is decent.

Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded.

So no issues getting rid of the baby juice in the shower?

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Knock out a couple this morning. Well it’s been a while as travelling but a big thank you to the Ladies of Fab. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

That just sounds.. awful

I know people call it shooting but it's not made of lead shot, so errr yea

fetch the sieve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

Also turns rubbery

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I never wank when having a shower. I'm on a water meter, I'm not made of money!"

Does it take that long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I never wank when having a shower. I'm on a water meter, I'm not made of money!

Does it take that long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

That just sounds.. awful

I know people call it shooting but it's not made of lead shot, so errr yea

fetch the sieve "

Now it's my time to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had to describe the reaction to water I'd probably use.... Silly string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

Also turns rubbery"

And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.

Peach x

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

Also turns rubbery

And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.

Peach x"

Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

Also turns rubbery

And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.

Peach x"

Why do you think it's called semen?! They missed the 'a' out to obfuscate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower worst place to do it.. each to their own though

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

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bathwater jellyfish

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

The shower feels nice, but the semen issue means I can count the number of times I’ve done it on one hand.

I can’t be the only person who just does it in bed, surely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

Also turns rubbery

And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.

Peach x

Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg

Thats why i never understood why people want it down there throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

Yes!!

probably the worst place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.

In bed or sofa is decent.

Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded.

So no issues getting rid of the baby juice in the shower?

It lands usually in the shower tray. Then just rinse it down the hole with the shower head.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.

In bed or sofa is decent.

Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded.

So no issues getting rid of the baby juice in the shower?

It lands usually in the shower tray. Then just rinse it down the hole with the shower head.

Maybe the consistency of your baby juice is a factor when wanking in the shower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I had to describe the reaction to water I'd probably use.... Silly string

this

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I never masturbate - ‘Tis sinful and leads to blindness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

That just sounds.. awful

I know people call it shooting but it's not made of lead shot, so errr yea

fetch the sieve

Now it's my time to

We'll take the shower, or just a hosepiping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

Also turns rubbery

And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.

Peach x

Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg

Thats why i never understood why people want it down there throat

It’s not the same going down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

Also turns rubbery

And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.

Peach x

Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg

Thats why i never understood why people want it down there throat

It’s not the same going down there "

Humans are essentialy a bag of water so why not the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schoolboy error to walk in the bath... when you get out it sticks to everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank even

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

Can't remember the last wank I had in the shower. Bed or Sofa are places of choice, either mine or someone else's.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’d have thought the most common place is in bed, it’s great for getting you off to sleep.

I don’t often have time to do it in the shower as I’m usually late getting up from wanking the previous night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When semen hits water it reacts completely differently to how you’d expect! It’s cleaner to jack it then get in the shower! ??

Yes I was made aware of this earlier

I found this out after asking if men wank in the bath. It floats! Who knew?!

Also turns rubbery

And if you try to escape it by quickly jumping out the bath it swims through the water and attaches to your leg! Fact.

Peach x

Funny you should say that, that’s the reason I was told the shower isn’t a good idea, it ends up attached to your leg

Thats why i never understood why people want it down there throat

It’s not the same going down there

Humans are essentialy a bag of water so why not the same"

Swallowing action pushes it down and the stomach acid does the rest

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Eugh other people have to use the shower too you know!!!"

Not in my house they don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower is good yeah. When it’s time to pop you can just let it fire out.

In bed or sofa is decent.

Love to try outdoor just letting it go off somewhere secluded.

So no issues getting rid of the baby juice in the shower?

It lands usually in the shower tray. Then just rinse it down the hole with the shower head.

Maybe the consistency of your baby juice is a factor when wanking in the shower?"

Probably! Iam a professional wanker though.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

Yep , I’ve never had a wank in the shower

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"The shower feels nice, but the semen issue means I can count the number of times I’ve done it on one hand.

I can’t be the only person who just does it in bed, surely..."

If I was to start wanking in bed it wouldn’t be a wank . We would end up shagging so it’s the sofa on the rare occasion I wank

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Every day’s a school day, I’m such an

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread is funny.

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Well I’ve been educated about the semen/water thing. That definitely going to be discussed on my WhatsApp group chat later

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!

Is your tinky winky that big?

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!

Is your tinky winky that big?

Ha... so very tempted to say yes...

But...

It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!

Is your tinky winky that big?

Ha... so very tempted to say yes...

But...

It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it

I have that problem, my knees go. I need to be on something soft to break my fall, or just laying down is preferable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like to wank in the shower because it sticks to the tiles.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!

Is your tinky winky that big?

Ha... so very tempted to say yes...

But...

It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it

I have that problem, my knees go. I need to be on something soft to break my fall, or just laying down is preferable."

No stamina you guys, you need to work on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to tribute someone. Huge turn on. Normally on kik.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

Can't remember the last wank I had in the shower. Bed or Sofa are places of choice, either mine or someone else's. "

Are you going to fill that skip or just stand by it ?!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

Can't remember the last wank I had in the shower. Bed or Sofa are places of choice, either mine or someone else's.

Are you going to fill that skip or just stand by it ?!

I only hired it for the pictures

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!

Is your tinky winky that big?

Ha... so very tempted to say yes...

But...

It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it

I have that problem, my knees go. I need to be on something soft to break my fall, or just laying down is preferable.

No stamina you guys, you need to work on that

Stamina isn’t my issue... it’s just that an orgasm seems to completely wipe legs out

Last thing I want is for someone to find me dead in the shower covered in Jizz

Head stone reads...

“He died doing the very thing he loved the most...”

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Just been having a conversation about men wanking. I was under the impression the shower was a popular place to knock one out. Have I got this wrong?

I can’t do it in the shower... tried it... it makes me go weak at the knees... I need to be lying down... only then can I give it a bloody good whallop!!!

Is your tinky winky that big?

Ha... so very tempted to say yes...

But...

It’s normal size... I think I just lose all feeling in my legs when I’m at it

I have that problem, my knees go. I need to be on something soft to break my fall, or just laying down is preferable.

No stamina you guys, you need to work on that

Stamina isn’t my issue... it’s just that an orgasm seems to completely wipe legs out

Last thing I want is for someone to find me dead in the shower covered in Jizz

Head stone reads...

“He died doing the very thing he loved the most...”

Fair point

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

In A Bed or if i aint getting any that night, in the bathroom b4 a shower/bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In A Bed or if i aint getting any that night, in the bathroom b4 a shower/bath"

In the bathroom mostly then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod that standing up. Comfy on a bed! It's bad enough peeing standing up

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

"In A Bed or if i aint getting any that night, in the bathroom b4 a shower/bath

In the bathroom mostly then?

Na mostly the bed, don't see anyone till weekend

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Hot soapy bath for me or the bed

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Humans are essentialy a bag of water so why not the same"

The fact that we’ve got a high water content is not the same as being like water. With the possible exception of tears and sweat, neither of which are produced in sufficient quantity to react to semen the same way water does. The chemical make-up of saliva may be high in water but is sufficiently far removed from H2O to not react the same way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the only time it eve get wet haha

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

" Sod that standing up. Comfy on a bed! It's bad enough peeing standing up

You can sit down for a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly string and super glue mixed.

I'll never forget learning this the hard way as a teenager.

Also my dad banging on the bathroom door asking why I'm having a shower after a bath lol

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Silly string and super glue mixed.

I'll never forget learning this the hard way as a teenager.

Also my dad banging on the bathroom door asking why I'm having a shower after a bath lol"

Yep being hard will do it

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