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"I presumed you were off the Market seeing as your profile is hidden! Maybe a faulty batch!"  that made me chuckle | |||
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"I presumed you were off the Market seeing as your profile is hidden! Maybe a faulty batch! that made me chuckle "Me too doh!!  | |||
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"Are you under guarantee?" You get a 48 hour cooling of period and 12 month warranty with coxyltd 
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"am waiting for the BOGOF offer.....am just greedy like that "*chuckle* | |||
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"am waiting for the BOGOF offer.....am just greedy like that "i like the sound of that put my name down....greedy here too!! | |||
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"Im as new. * Come with built in AI so I can learn what you enjoy and expand upon it * Have a decent battery life and a repeat function * Come with attachements (vibrating cock ring etc etc) * Can be used in a variety of positions and scenorio's * Interchangable outfits to play dress up and for roleplay Bonus feature: Will make a brew if asked nicely Free delivery "Have you got eagle eyes and real gripping hands too? Have you got a tank? Helicopter? Motorbike? with Sidecar? S.H.I.E.L.D. Scuba outfit with underwater rocket grenade launcher? | |||
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"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7. "Lol tent no. 7, North Cornwall. Confirmed | |||
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"Im as new. * Come with built in AI so I can learn what you enjoy and expand upon it * Have a decent battery life and a repeat function * Come with attachements (vibrating cock ring etc etc) * Can be used in a variety of positions and scenorio's * Interchangable outfits to play dress up and for roleplay Bonus feature: Will make a brew if asked nicely Free delivery
Have you got eagle eyes and real gripping hands too?
Have you got a tank?
Helicopter?
Motorbike?
with Sidecar?
S.H.I.E.L.D. Scuba outfit with underwater rocket grenade launcher?
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"Didnt see any sign of a remote control enabling me to turn certain features off like speech "Never mind that does he come with a speed control 
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"Didnt see any sign of a remote control enabling me to turn certain features off like speech
Never mind that does he come with a speed control
"Haha thats under development, need a tester to help perfect it? | |||
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"Didnt see any sign of a remote control enabling me to turn certain features off like speech
Never mind that does he come with a speed control
Haha thats under development, need a tester to help perfect it?
"Try a "Magic Wand" for ideas as most of the girls seem to like them.  | |||
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"Didnt see any sign of a remote control enabling me to turn certain features off like speech
Never mind that does he come with a speed control
Haha thats under development, need a tester to help perfect it?
Try a "Magic Wand" for ideas as most of the girls seem to like them.
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package "Mmmmmmmm | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm "Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods"Never read your own reviews is what they say in Hollywood  | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods"Your so thoughtful and kind
He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods
Your so thoughtful and kind
He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think "Think hes going to need more than a week | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods
Your so thoughtful and kind
He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think
Think hes going to need more than a week "We we could promise to treat him gently | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods
Your so thoughtful and kind
He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think
Think hes going to need more than a week
We we could promise to treat him gently "Why  dont spoil my fun haha.
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods
Your so thoughtful and kind
He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think
Think hes going to need more than a week
We we could promise to treat him gently "ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods
Your so thoughtful and kind
He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think
Think hes going to need more than a week
We we could promise to treat him gently
ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything " | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods
Your so thoughtful and kind
He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think
Think hes going to need more than a week
We we could promise to treat him gently
ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything
"I do have a ffm threesome feature | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods
Your so thoughtful and kind
He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think
Think hes going to need more than a week
We we could promise to treat him gently
ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything
I do have a ffm threesome feature "does it have a fffm feature | |||
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"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package
Mmmmmmmm
Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you
Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods
Your so thoughtful and kind
He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think
Think hes going to need more than a week
We we could promise to treat him gently
ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything
I do have a ffm threesome feature
does it have a fffm feature "We would hate to blow any fuses on the equipment | |||
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"Yes please and does it have a GSPOT tickler I need one of those too. "It does
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"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.
Lol tent no. 7,
North Cornwall.
Confirmed "Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days | |||
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"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.
Lol tent no. 7,
North Cornwall.
Confirmed
Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days "Doh, admin error sorry lol. X | |||
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"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.
Lol tent no. 7,
North Cornwall.
Confirmed
Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days "0h dear did we detain him too long | |||
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"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.
Lol tent no. 7,
North Cornwall.
Confirmed
Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days
0h dear did we detain him too long
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"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.
Lol tent no. 7,
North Cornwall.
Confirmed
Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days
0h dear did we detain him too long
I think you may have done his batteries in. " | |||
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"I have battery's that are working lol "Hows your admin skills? | |||
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