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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? " It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?" A good reason for filters! Washing machine style sex could take on...!! | |||
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"Unless you have a small willy lol" I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol" Sure. What did she say about your cock? | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? " LMAO!! | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol Sure. What did she say about your cock? " She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it? | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol Sure. What did she say about your cock? She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it? " I'm not offended. | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol Sure. What did she say about your cock? She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it? I'm not offended. " You sound it, just checking it’s not you lol | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol Sure. What did she say about your cock? She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it? I'm not offended. You sound it, just checking it’s not you lol" I'm just amusing myself. | |||
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"The Pussy Thread " High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol Sure. What did she say about your cock? She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it? I'm not offended. You sound it, just checking it’s not you lol I'm just amusing myself. " I’m glad... | |||
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"The Pussy Thread High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol" Hope you are wearing your helmet | |||
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"What a charmer!!" I’m only being honest | |||
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"The Pussy Thread High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol" I do my pelvic floor exercises for me. | |||
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"The Pussy Thread High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol Hope you are wearing your helmet " I never enter without my helmet, safety first lol | |||
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"The Pussy Thread High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol Hope you are wearing your helmet " I hope his helmet is attached to a big cock. | |||
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"The Pussy Thread High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol Hope you are wearing your helmet I never enter without my helmet, safety first lol " Get life insurance first thing tomorrow morning too | |||
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"Unless you have a small willy lol I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol " Above average ?! | |||
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"The Pussy Thread High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol Hope you are wearing your helmet I hope his helmet is attached to a big cock. " Sniggers. | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?" Very classy of you Mr. | |||
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"Unless you have a small willy lol I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol Above average ?! " | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? A good reason for filters! Washing machine style sex could take on...!! " Especially when on full spin cycle! | |||
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"Unless you have a small willy lol I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol Above average ?! " That's below the belt. | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina " Or a man to have a thin penis? | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? A good reason for filters! Washing machine style sex could take on...!! Especially when on full spin cycle! " She gushes and it's the final rinse | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina " It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina " Oh it’s the radiator guy again. | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. " Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. " i agree...it's really puerile and nasty. | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina Oh it’s the radiator guy again." | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina Oh it’s the radiator guy again." Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos? | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina Oh it’s the radiator guy again. Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos?" Yes. I’m very poor. | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina Oh it’s the radiator guy again. Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos? Yes. I’m very poor." Oh good. For a second I was worried you had it on the chopping board | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here " Do women start threads to ridicule men on their penis size? | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here Do women start threads to ridicule men on their penis size? " I’ve seen them, yes | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?" | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina Oh it’s the radiator guy again. Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos? Yes. I’m very poor. Oh good. For a second I was worried you had it on the chopping board " Or a frying pan | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here Do women start threads to ridicule men on their penis size? " If they did then I would say the same thing. | |||
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"Unless you have a small willy lol I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol " Not sure where you got your ruler or tape measure from.... maybe in need of some spectacles But seriously “like fucking a washing machine” how offensive can you get, I’m sure I’m not exactly virgin tight but a nice thick cock never leaves unsatisfied | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina Oh it’s the radiator guy again. Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos? Yes. I’m very poor. Oh good. For a second I was worried you had it on the chopping board Or a frying pan " It’s to tiny to reach either | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? A good reason for filters! Washing machine style sex could take on...!! Especially when on full spin cycle! She gushes and it's the final rinse " Bet you could sell that as a fragrance fabric softener! | |||
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"Did someone call for a measuring tape? That's measuring in at 6" length with circumference of 4.5" doesn't look like there's turtle neck on that penis so the shaft would be somewhat desensitised which may explain why he felt like he was fucking a dying mans handshake. " Hahahaha! This | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here Do women start threads to ridicule men on their penis size? " Only after they've seen mine | |||
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"Did someone call for a measuring tape? That's measuring in at 6" length with circumference of 4.5" doesn't look like there's turtle neck on that penis so the shaft would be somewhat desensitised which may explain why he felt like he was fucking a dying mans handshake. " That comment wins the internet today!!! | |||
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"Unless you have a small willy lol I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol Not sure where you got your ruler or tape measure from.... maybe in need of some spectacles But seriously “like fucking a washing machine” how offensive can you get, I’m sure I’m not exactly virgin tight but a nice thick cock never leaves unsatisfied " That's the OP ruled out then | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? A good reason for filters! Washing machine style sex could take on...!! Especially when on full spin cycle! She gushes and it's the final rinse " Enter Barry Scott... You know the rest | |||
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"Did someone call for a measuring tape? That's measuring in at 6" length with circumference of 4.5" doesn't look like there's turtle neck on that penis so the shaft would be somewhat desensitised which may explain why he felt like he was fucking a dying mans handshake. " Shaft? I meant the helmet | |||
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"Ironically, I once had a girlfriend called Hotpoint and a mistress called Beko." I hope Beko didn't go up in flames otherwise it would of been great balls of fire for you | |||
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"Ironically, I once had a girlfriend called Hotpoint and a mistress called Beko." Haha high five ???? | |||
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"Us men like them tight, like there’s actually a feel to it, there’s obviously a much less feel when it’s big, an if it’s huge then it’s not as satisfying, an if it’s humongous it’s obviously going to feel not very satisfying at all, so I’m just being honest that it felt abit shit, surely wev all had some shit encounters before right? " but most manage to keep a level of discretion and not crow about it!...because thats just plain nasty , fuck all to do with 'honesty'! | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? " AND do you have to use conditioner rather than lube in that situation? | |||
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"Us men like them tight, like there’s actually a feel to it, there’s obviously a much less feel when it’s big, an if it’s huge then it’s not as satisfying, an if it’s humongous it’s obviously going to feel not very satisfying at all, so I’m just being honest that it felt abit shit, surely wev all had some shit encounters before right? but most manage to keep a level of discretion and not crow about it!...because thats just plain nasty , fuck all to do with 'honesty'!" Well said. Could not agree more | |||
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"Us men like them tight, like there’s actually a feel to it, there’s obviously a much less feel when it’s big, an if it’s huge then it’s not as satisfying, an if it’s humongous it’s obviously going to feel not very satisfying at all, so I’m just being honest that it felt abit shit, surely wev all had some shit encounters before right? " Another model of a charmless man | |||
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"Us men like them tight, like there’s actually a feel to it, there’s obviously a much less feel when it’s big, an if it’s huge then it’s not as satisfying, an if it’s humongous it’s obviously going to feel not very satisfying at all, so I’m just being honest that it felt abit shit, surely wev all had some shit encounters before right? " Er it's not all about you you know, you're not fucking a hooker. I certainly hope the lady in question does not read this thread, she would be so demoralised. Most of us if we have a meet that doesn't do it for us, just move on quietly to the next person. X | |||
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"We hear consistently how men have to be a certain size but look at the backlash when we try saying it back" It's the way he is putting it, plus he is talking about an actual woman he has meet. Be fair, the penis posts are mainly general and not aimed at a particular man from a meet. A lot of the forum threads about penis size are actually started by men asking if they are too small or if women like small cocks. I don't have a preference for size myself and I have a reasonably tight pussy for an old fogey XXX | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?" Nah. My penis is fairly big, so rarely get that problem | |||
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"If it felt a bit loose then why did you not tell her to squeeze you're cock with her pussy? Maybe it was a case that no one before had showed her how to do it or that you would enjoy that. I'm not put off by a slightly slacker woman as long as she is enjoying the fucking that I'm giving her " Thanks for the advice cock pic guy! | |||
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"We hear consistently how men have to be a certain size but look at the backlash when we try saying it back It's the way he is putting it, plus he is talking about an actual woman he has meet. Be fair, the penis posts are mainly general and not aimed at a particular man from a meet. A lot of the forum threads about penis size are actually started by men asking if they are too small or if women like small cocks. I don't have a preference for size myself and I have a reasonably tight pussy for an old fogey XXX" Fair point about it targeting a specific individual. However. I have been waiting for a thread like this for ages and agree look at the backlash. There have been many threads where women blatantly rip the piss out of small cocks referring to them as pencil dick and so on.. I have pointed out on many occasions about this and told to provide threads as evidence. Well here's proof. Whilst yes the op's comments are errrr pretty harsh. The fact that someone dared criticize an actual female woman has brought about a tirade of abuse. The usual tired old cliché is usually rolled out by women who say. " I'm only expressing my preference how's that offensive" Well so is the op. All be it in a crass and insensitive way. | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?" I think most of us have had less than favourable meets, however your thread is nasty and inappropriate if the woman is a member. Not just you but I don't understand why some people feel the need to be nasty towards others. You weren't looking for a wife so move on without the need to be infantile and insulting. I'd wager many tight pussy ladies reading this would also be put off by you as you lack discretion. | |||
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"Sometimes my poontang gets a wide on. The more attracted I am to the guy the slacker it gets. I've met with guys and I've been tighter than a mouse's earhole, then met the same guy again and my fanjo has been a sloppy, toothless version of Audrey 2, due to risen attraction. I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. " Lol amazing | |||
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"Sometimes my poontang gets a wide on. The more attracted I am to the guy the slacker it gets. I've met with guys and I've been tighter than a mouse's earhole, then met the same guy again and my fanjo has been a sloppy, toothless version of Audrey 2, due to risen attraction. I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. " I do love your posts | |||
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"Takes a minimum of two unselfish people to make good sex. Perhaps with a little imagination and a desire to please, you could have enhanced the experience for both of you! " This is true. | |||
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"Sometimes my poontang gets a wide on. The more attracted I am to the guy the slacker it gets. I've met with guys and I've been tighter than a mouse's earhole, then met the same guy again and my fanjo has been a sloppy, toothless version of Audrey 2, due to risen attraction. I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. I do love your posts " Blunt as a butter knife | |||
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"Takes a minimum of two unselfish people to make good sex. Perhaps with a little imagination and a desire to please, you could have enhanced the experience for both of you! This is true. " | |||
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"Takes a minimum of two unselfish people to make good sex. Perhaps with a little imagination and a desire to please, you could have enhanced the experience for both of you! Perfect " | |||
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"My sentiments exactly , perhaps it was shit sex for her too " A repeat wouldn’t of been asked for if that was the case, but yeh ok lol | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol" Yeah it's such a shame for your tiny penis isn't it? I feel your pain | |||
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"Toight " Like a toiger | |||
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"Sometimes my poontang gets a wide on. The more attracted I am to the guy the slacker it gets. I've met with guys and I've been tighter than a mouse's earhole, then met the same guy again and my fanjo has been a sloppy, toothless version of Audrey 2, due to risen attraction. I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. I do love your posts " Me too | |||
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"Sometimes my poontang gets a wide on. The more attracted I am to the guy the slacker it gets. I've met with guys and I've been tighter than a mouse's earhole, then met the same guy again and my fanjo has been a sloppy, toothless version of Audrey 2, due to risen attraction. I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. " What or who is Audrey 2? And I know what you mean- although never been likened to a washing machine! Stay classy, people! | |||
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"My sentiments exactly , perhaps it was shit sex for her too A repeat wouldn’t of been asked for if that was the case, but yeh ok lol" Yes this is a common myth , perhaps she felt she had a score to settle and was willing to give you a second chance | |||
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"Sometimes my poontang gets a wide on. The more attracted I am to the guy the slacker it gets. I've met with guys and I've been tighter than a mouse's earhole, then met the same guy again and my fanjo has been a sloppy, toothless version of Audrey 2, due to risen attraction. I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. What or who is Audrey 2? And I know what you mean- although never been likened to a washing machine! Stay classy, people!" Audrey 2... the giant man eating plant in little shop of horrors | |||
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"We hear consistently how men have to be a certain size but look at the backlash when we try saying it back It's the way he is putting it, plus he is talking about an actual woman he has meet. Be fair, the penis posts are mainly general and not aimed at a particular man from a meet. A lot of the forum threads about penis size are actually started by men asking if they are too small or if women like small cocks. I don't have a preference for size myself and I have a reasonably tight pussy for an old fogey XXX Fair point about it targeting a specific individual. However. I have been waiting for a thread like this for ages and agree look at the backlash. There have been many threads where women blatantly rip the piss out of small cocks referring to them as pencil dick and so on.. I have pointed out on many occasions about this and told to provide threads as evidence. Well here's proof. Whilst yes the op's comments are errrr pretty harsh. The fact that someone dared criticize an actual female woman has brought about a tirade of abuse. The usual tired old cliché is usually rolled out by women who say. " I'm only expressing my preference how's that offensive" Well so is the op. All be it in a crass and insensitive way. " I've been on here for years and a regular forum user and I don't recall seeing any threads women start, calling men out on their penis size. | |||
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"Sometimes my poontang gets a wide on. The more attracted I am to the guy the slacker it gets. I've met with guys and I've been tighter than a mouse's earhole, then met the same guy again and my fanjo has been a sloppy, toothless version of Audrey 2, due to risen attraction. I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. " That is very true, the more aroused you are the bigger it becomes. It’s actually called ‘vaginal tenting’ it happens to all of us at some point. Sometimes you are tight and sometimes you can be looser. | |||
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"Talking about expanding poontangs with strangers on the inter web, what a time to be alive!" You love it | |||
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"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal. " Well I never knew that! | |||
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"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal. Well I never knew that!" This is why I love the forum - so educational. | |||
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"Talking about expanding poontangs with strangers on the inter web, what a time to be alive! You love it " Passes the time! | |||
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"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal. Well I never knew that!" Nor did I until I read about vaginal tenting. My boobs are big enough, I don’t want to be suffocated during sex by their extra expansion | |||
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"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal. Well I never knew that! Nor did I until I read about vaginal tenting. My boobs are big enough, I don’t want to be suffocated during sex by their extra expansion " Spoilsport! | |||
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"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal. Well I never knew that! Nor did I until I read about vaginal tenting. My boobs are big enough, I don’t want to be suffocated during sex by their extra expansion " I need the extra expansion! If I could harness that and inject my boobs with it so they are like it 24/7 I may even need a bra! | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?" Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles " That’s such a myth. If anything, the more you have sex the more the muscles are being used. I know I work mine out from all the squeezing. | |||
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"Did you come though? Great question!" I'm genuinely interested.... because I bet she didn't! My rationale for stating this is that the vagina gets incredibly tight when getting close to orgasm... by the sounds of it I bet she got the shorter straw... #justsayin | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles " Spoken like a man who truly knows nothing about the vagina or how it works | |||
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"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events " She probably didn't notice | |||
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"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events " Lol are you serious ? | |||
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"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events " I would have put a bet on that he worked her noonie for a good while, fingers, toys, working up to bigger and bigger. Eventually she was that relaxed that he got elbow deep. But then I realised he really doesn't seem the kind to give that much care and attention, and I'm just in the mood for being stretched. | |||
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"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events I would have put a bet on that he worked her noonie for a good while, fingers, toys, working up to bigger and bigger. Eventually she was that relaxed that he got elbow deep. But then I realised he really doesn't seem the kind to give that much care and attention, and I'm just in the mood for being stretched. " lol | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles " You clearly don't know much about muscles. The more you use them the stronger and tighter they get. | |||
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"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events " I can't imagine she'd be in a hurry to come forward just to publicly post "her version of events" the poor lass... | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles " You are on a liberated swinging website.. comments like that go down like lead balloons Last time I heard that comment the boy was too young to buy cigarettes... | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles You are on a liberated swinging website.. comments like that go down like lead balloons Last time I heard that comment the boy was too young to buy cigarettes..." That’s true but give the guy a break , the pun comes in all different shapes n sizes ! | |||
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"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events I can't imagine she'd be in a hurry to come forward just to publicly post "her version of events" the poor lass... " Personally, I’d want to put my side forward. If she even existed | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles You are on a liberated swinging website.. comments like that go down like lead balloons Last time I heard that comment the boy was too young to buy cigarettes... That’s true but give the guy a break , the pun comes in all different shapes n sizes !" Touche! | |||
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"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events I can't imagine she'd be in a hurry to come forward just to publicly post "her version of events" the poor lass... Personally, I’d want to put my side forward. If she even existed " Was is his dad's old fleshlight or blow up Bertha? Place your bets. | |||
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"Unless you have a small willy lol I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol " Im not sure they do ...average, yes, but above average, probably not. Poppy | |||
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"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? " Obviously the one where you can open it to put more washing in while it's running!!! | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?" Just be thankful it wasn't on a 90 degree wash! | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles You are on a liberated swinging website.. comments like that go down like lead balloons Last time I heard that comment the boy was too young to buy cigarettes... That’s true but give the guy a break , the pun comes in all different shapes n sizes !" There's one about a village idiot | |||
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"Clearly some women are getting a little wound up about this thread, but I’m only being honest, high five to tight pussys, an erm no thanks to huge, clearly they’ve been over doing the fisting or using enormous toys a little too often. I like them tight, an I’m sure most other guys do too unless there lieing " | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?" Yes OP. I actually stopped and told a girl that i couldn't go on. Then swiftly left. Like throwing a sausage through a barn door. Shit happens sometimes | |||
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"Clearly some women are getting a little wound up about this thread, but I’m only being honest, high five to tight pussys, an erm no thanks to huge, clearly they’ve been over doing the fisting or using enormous toys a little too often. I like them tight, an I’m sure most other guys do too unless there lieing " I’m only really tight when I’m not aroused enough. | |||
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"Why are some men so clueless about how the female body works? I’ve heard some crackers on here today. Some people need to read more....clearly!! " A lot of women as well, it seems. Sad, really. | |||
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"Why are some men so clueless about how the female body works? I’ve heard some crackers on here today. Some people need to read more....clearly!! A lot of women as well, it seems. Sad, really." It’s why I’m generally attracted to a certain type of man, one who is educated on how a woman’s mind and body works. They are out there thankfully. | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?" how distasteful posting this - we've blocked this character. This does no service to single men in general. | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? how distasteful posting this - we've blocked this character. This does no service to single men in general." He’s not the spokesman for single men, I also think it’s distasteful. | |||
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"Did someone call for a measuring tape? That's measuring in at 6" length with circumference of 4.5" doesn't look like there's turtle neck on that penis so the shaft would be somewhat desensitised which may explain why he felt like he was fucking a dying mans handshake. " I was going to make a gag about 'fabprick' conditioner. But when I seen this...... | |||
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"I wish I had a washing machine size for my thick girth all the time, nowt worse than a snapped cock " You’ve got a thick girth, funny you never mentioned it before?! | |||
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"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. " | |||
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"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar? how distasteful posting this - we've blocked this character. This does no service to single men in general." True enough. | |||
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"The Pussy Thread High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol Hope you are wearing your helmet " Be carful not to be locked inside | |||
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"Clearly some women are getting a little wound up about this thread, but I’m only being honest, high five to tight pussys, an erm no thanks to huge, clearly they’ve been over doing the fisting or using enormous toys a little too often. I like them tight, an I’m sure most other guys do too unless there lieing " That's why I don't meet. | |||
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