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Dodgy lyrics that don't bear close scrutiny..

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jealous Guy annoys me everything I hear it...Just heard the Roxy music version

I didn't mean to hurt you

I'm sorry that I made you cry

I didn't mean to hurt you

I'm just a jealous...nobhead. .

( Yes now fuck off and stick that whistle up your arse)

Grrrr!

And relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone needs an early night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me! "

Oh my word...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!

Oh my word... "

Sebastian should be checked out

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sing....Blue Silver...

Stealing Cake to Eat The Moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sing....Blue Silver...

"

Tuuuuuune!

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Every breath you take

Every move you make

I’ll be watching you.

(Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh)

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By *arkmandy69Couple
over a year ago

waterford

Come on Eileen, showing my age now.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Every breath you take

Every move you make

I’ll be watching you.

(Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh)"
Performed by Theresa May

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stereophonics - All in one night

She's got a baby in her stomach??

Really!!

Off sick for that lesson then

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Every breath you take

Every move you make

I’ll be watching you.

(Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh)"

Yep, the stalkers song of choice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the song but

Are we human or are we dancer!

Really...not dancers?

Anyhow I can't fecking dance

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I love the song but

Are we human or are we dancer!

Really...not dancers?

Anyhow I can't fecking dance "

One of Santa's reindeer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Talking with the Man in the Mirror,, men in blue coats are on their way my son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the song but

Are we human or are we dancer!

Really...not dancers?

Anyhow I can't fecking dance

One of Santa's reindeer? "

Nah I don't prance about either

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sean Hughes cracked me up on Buzzcocks when he queried the lyrics of Haircut 100's "Love Plus One" and the line:

Where do we go from here

Is it down to the lake I fear

Can't remember exactly what he said but it was along the lines of querying if it was possible to have a phobia of lakes

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By *rionycdTV/TS
over a year ago

East Kilbride


"Come on Eileen, showing my age now. "

Not lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze sang

"And I feel like William Tell, Maid Marion on her tip toe feet"

What was William Tell doing with Robin Hood's girlfriend?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Squeeze sang

"And I feel like William Tell, Maid Marion on her tip toe feet"

What was William Tell doing with Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

Making overtures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeeze sang

"And I feel like William Tell, Maid Marion on her tip toe feet"

What was William Tell doing with Robin Hood's girlfriend?

Making overtures?"

Chapeau, madam

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Young girl...get out of my mind.

My love for you is way out of line.."

Eeeeeh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeeze sang

"And I feel like William Tell, Maid Marion on her tip toe feet"

What was William Tell doing with Robin Hood's girlfriend?

Making overtures?"

Definitely looking to make music together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The UK's Eurovision entry, written by a 9 year old? What were they thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight there´s gonna be a jailbreak

Somewhere in this town

Shouldn´t be too hard to catch them....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Basically any lyrics by Scooter including such gems as, ‘It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane, it must be Dave who’s on the train.’ Various references to ‘The painted cow’ (?!) and the absolutely incomparable, ‘Respect to the man in the ice cream van.’

Yep, it is said that even the respected likes of Bob Dylan fear the lyrical genius of H.P Baxxter and the boys

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Sean Hughes cracked me up on Buzzcocks when he queried the lyrics of Haircut 100's "Love Plus One" and the line:

Where do we go from here

Is it down to the lake I fear

Can't remember exactly what he said but it was along the lines of querying if it was possible to have a phobia of lakes "

I remember that. Nick Heyward lead singer of H100 was on his team. Hughes made out it must be some sort of water phobia and added to the fun by waving a jug of water J in front of Heyward.

NB. Nick actually sings "Le coiffeur" which makes even less sense but is presumably a play on the bands name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Young girl...get out of my mind.

My love for you is way out of line.."

Eeeeeh!"

I was going to say that one too. You get a lot of people going on about how they think music was better in the old days but there were a lot of dodgy songs about older man very young girl. The music industry then was rife with perverts chasing young vulnerable fans of both sexes.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

There is the jailbait lyrics to pop royalty Abba and Does your mamma know.

Acknowledging an illegal come on from a child.

And it sold thousands of copies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

California Dreaming ends with

"If I didn't tell her, I could leave today"

I don't give that relationship too long!

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