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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they ended every sentence spoken with a rising tone like something off USA TV.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a terrible brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I didn't fuck the mr ..

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Because I left teeth marks on his winky

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Accidentally smashed their flowery mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought strings

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Didn't tell me he was superman and I had brought along some crypto nite, a night in A/E, wasn't what we planned

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Didn't tell me he was superman and I had brought along some crypto nite, a night in A/E, wasn't what we planned "

My knickers were too big for her lovely bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her hubby wrote it, she enjoyed it too much

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I tied him down and waxedhis legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm awful at the sex

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Ironically, I am too clingy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've came too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We forgot our budgies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a shit shag apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was a shit shag apparently "

I wiped my willy on the curtains

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"But why?"
.because we said we didn't believe in father Christmas

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I didn't turn up in a pink tutu as promised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't turn up in a pink tutu as promised "

I didn’t oil his body well enough

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"I didn't turn up in a pink tutu as promised

I didn’t oil his body well enough "

Because despite the ample orbs in the threesome, the biggest tit was male...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I farted at the wrong moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I farted at the wrong moment "

How hair parted in the wrong direction

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)


"I farted at the wrong moment

How hair parted in the wrong direction "

Because those boobs popped out of that dress an I left a puddle on the floor

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I farted at the wrong moment

How hair parted in the wrong direction

Because those boobs popped out of that dress an I left a puddle on the floor "

I ate his biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't take my socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to fuck him with a strap on

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By *uiet LightMan
over a year ago

Hove

Nicked the batteries out of all her vibrators

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

He wore my tea towel as a t shirt

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By *edzyWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"He wore my tea towel as a t shirt "

I coloured in his tattoos with a sharpie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her hubby wrote it, she enjoyed it too much "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicked the batteries out of all her vibrators "

As long as you leave my wand alone, I'm fine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told him he had little clinkers.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

He had Halitosis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent the entire meet talking to my counsellor about guilt issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had Halitosis!"

My penis is too small...

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Her penis was far to small for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a social, I tried to turn it sexual by dirty talking. Loudly. In Starbucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her penis was far to small for me "

I kept begging to be bottomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole her boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her penis was far to small for me "

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her penis was far to small for me

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer"

He wore pans on his head for our meet. Looked like a frigging dalek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her penis was far to small for me

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer

He wore pans on his head for our meet. Looked like a frigging dalek"
I've been a selfish lover appareantly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her penis was far to small for me

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer

He wore pans on his head for our meet. Looked like a frigging dalekI've been a selfish lover appareantly!"

Can’t fab your pics. Unforgivable

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Her penis was far to small for me

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer

He wore pans on his head for our meet. Looked like a frigging dalek"

Because after half an hour of lovely kissing and foreplay , I got undressed and she realised that I wasn’t a bloke called Derek with unusually big moobs after all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I insisted on bringing pooch and having a splendidly spiffing 10 mile wander first through the snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I insisted on bringing pooch and having a splendidly spiffing 10 mile wander first through the snow "

Because I was so enamored with pooch I forgot to give him attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I insisted on bringing pooch and having a splendidly spiffing 10 mile wander first through the snow

Because I was so enamored with pooch I forgot to give him attention "

I was too creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gives a fuck, I got a meet!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Who gives a fuck, I got a meet! "
No you DIDN'T, where the fuck were you!!!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i had a shit in the bath

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"i had a shit in the bath"

Beats the sad fucker who did one in my handbag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I didn't give him any toilet paper and he got a sore arse XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I didn't give him any toilet paper and he got a sore arse XXX"

Because when we both took our glasses off we were bossed eyed

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Because I didn't give him any toilet paper and he got a sore arse XXX

Because when we both took our glasses off we were bossed eyed "

Because we said they were Fake!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"Because I didn't give him any toilet paper and he got a sore arse XXX

Because when we both took our glasses off we were bossed eyed

Because we said they were Fake! "

Because we could only find 45 grades of shady

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

they don't like bald head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they don't like bald head "

He thought I was his long lost older Mitchell brother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He only meets VVWE gentleman

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Because I made him go on a big roller coaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I drank all her tea and left biscuit crumbs on the pillow.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

[Removed by poster at 13/05/18 20:09:27]

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Because I pinched their cake

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Because I pinched their cake "

You left nothing but Crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She turned out to be a guy...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"She turned out to be a guy... "

He looked better in my knickers than I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket "
Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket Because we think Pancakes are fattening..."

they found out I am colour blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind"

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger"

He slurped his tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

He slurped his tea "

I wouldnt let her fuck me on the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

He slurped his tea "

She farted The National Anthem

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

He slurped his tea

She farted The National Anthem "
Because she insisted one of the Bash Street Kids was called Butt Plug

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

He slurped his tea

She farted The National Anthem Because she insisted one of the Bash Street Kids was called Butt Plug "

Because they made me miss the last ferry back and I had to hijack a porpoise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistaken identity

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Mistaken identity "

Cheated at musical chairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs"

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard"

I tickled his foot and only his toe got hard

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard"
@cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard @cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on"

Because they are still shaking from our encounter and can't type straight!

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin


"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard @cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on"

I introduced mrs to the 51st shade... she was not a fan of nasal penetration!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard @cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on

I introduced mrs to the 51st shade... she was not a fan of nasal penetration!"

He stopped halfway through to do a bit of River dance. In Lederhosen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard @cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on

I introduced mrs to the 51st shade... she was not a fan of nasal penetration!

He stopped halfway through to do a bit of River dance. In Lederhosen. "

Because i stopped when she told me to keep going harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was a shit shag apparently

I wiped my willy on the curtains "
made her scream twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And?

Who cares

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"And?

Who cares"

Because I tied and gagged here with her stockings - then robbed her of her entire lingerie collection! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And?

Who cares

Because I tied and gagged here with her stockings - then robbed her of her entire lingerie collection! X"

Because i couldnt keep up with her greedy appitite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were just pulling his leg

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I didn't recognise them clothed and my shoes were a pineapple free zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bit her ass cause it looked like a juicy peach

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I bit her ass cause it looked like a juicy peach"

We went for dinner and I stole most of his desert! Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bit her ass cause it looked like a juicy peach

We went for dinner and I stole most of his desert! Sorry! "

I didn't let her ride cause she ate my desert

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I bit her ass cause it looked like a juicy peach

We went for dinner and I stole most of his desert! Sorry!

I didn't let her ride cause she ate my desert "

I'm allergic to the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Willy kept bouncing off that booty

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My Willy kept bouncing off that booty"

He had a coherent profile!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"My Willy kept bouncing off that booty

He had a coherent profile!"

Because she blooming well insisted on Denis the Menace socks

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I wiped my cock on her curtains.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I wiped my cock on her curtains. "

He wiped his cock on the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wiped my cock on her curtains. "

because I bit his cock HARD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wiped my cock on her curtains.

He wiped his cock on the cat"

Minnie the minx left her socks on

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I wiped my cock on her curtains.

He wiped his cock on the cat

Minnie the minx left her socks on "

Haha they didn't blow my socks off ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I looked better naked in the clogs and lederhosen than she did.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Because I looked better naked in the clogs and lederhosen than she did."

But she didn't have a little feather in her hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I looked better naked in the clogs and lederhosen than she did.

But she didn't have a little feather in her hat."

Oiled her body up then slipped off and got concussion.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Because I looked better naked in the clogs and lederhosen than she did.

But she didn't have a little feather in her hat.

Oiled her body up then slipped off and got concussion. "

Slid through his fingers like a bar ofor soap and hit my head on the AGA

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint "

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef. "

She turned out to be an Everton fan..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

She turned out to be an Everton fan.."

When he said he was on the streets I didn't realise he really meant sweeping them on community service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

She turned out to be an Everton fan..

When he said he was on the streets I didn't realise he really meant sweeping them on community service"

She found out I've had the same brush for 20 years.

It's only had 13 new heads and 15 new shafts.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

She turned out to be an Everton fan..

When he said he was on the streets I didn't realise he really meant sweeping them on community service"

Didn't say she was the clapped out Hillman car type Minx, Big end gone also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

She turned out to be an Everton fan..

When he said he was on the streets I didn't realise he really meant sweeping them on community service

Didn't say she was the clapped out Hillman car type Minx, Big end gone also"

Got his Johnson stuck in a G string.

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

He told me he was a gent on the street but a freak in the sheets, he actually was he put the sheet over his head and kept saying what's it like to be fucked by a ghost!!!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 10:15:19]

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 10:15:19]"

More like Louisiana Bottom, its that big and in a state

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By *firsttimeCouple
over a year ago

halifax

He didn't like my lipstick trail and his misses followed it all the way to his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didn't want to start a band as we couldn't decide about who would be the lead guitarist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"didn't want to start a band as we couldn't decide about who would be the lead guitarist "

Played a solo for too long.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat "

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable.. "

Because I just never wanted to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave. "

Clingy as f***.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because she pee'd the bed after getting smashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave.

Clingy as f***. "

Clingy? or smitten?

Anyways,that's not the game,you're supposed to say why I would have left You a bad very. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave.

Clingy as f***.

Clingy? or smitten?

Anyways,that's not the game,you're supposed to say why I would have left You a bad very. X"

When i dropped my pants 2 creme eggs fell out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave.

Clingy as f***.

Clingy? or smitten?

Anyways,that's not the game,you're supposed to say why I would have left You a bad very. X

When i dropped my pants 2 creme eggs fell out "

I wolfed down the crème eggs,,,,both of them,

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave.

Clingy as f***.

Clingy? or smitten?

Anyways,that's not the game,you're supposed to say why I would have left You a bad very. X

When i dropped my pants 2 creme eggs fell out

I wolfed down the crème eggs,,,,both of them, "

Offered us some cream eggs,minus the cream

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Didn’t share the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned up in full Domme mode. They weren't ready for that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I turned up in full Domme mode. They weren't ready for that "

I stole her clothes and ran off into the moonlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deserved it as I kept undoing the knots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn’t share the chocolate "

Wanted to share my chocolate. I'm up for almost anything but that is just totally unreasonable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn’t share the chocolate

Wanted to share my chocolate. I'm up for almost anything but that is just totally unreasonable."

I kept pretending i was in full monty with her hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I crow like a cock when my cock gets the feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I crow like a cock when my cock gets the feelings"

I called him cute as he was cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I crow like a cock when my cock gets the feelings

I called him cute as he was cumming"

I farted on her tongue when she pulled my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We didn't have any dabbing skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ball skills obviously aren't that great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brought white wine!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We pinched the football for a kick about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to baguette her piscine

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I forgot to take cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We pinched the football for a kick about "

I tried teaching them about the birds and the bees.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I forgot to take cake "

This made me laugh so much I almost ch0ked on my battenburg

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:13:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:13:48]"

I forgot my leather thong to our meet!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]"

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla "

She wasn't a he!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!"

I prefer an Aston Martin...

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!

I prefer an Aston Martin... "

I told him he was talking cobblers!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!

I prefer an Aston Martin...

I told him he was talking cobblers! "
We got naked told them to go to town, they got up, got dressed and walked into Newport

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!

I prefer an Aston Martin...

I told him he was talking cobblers! We got naked told them to go to town, they got up, got dressed and walked into Newport "

We groaned at their jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!

I prefer an Aston Martin...

I told him he was talking cobblers! We got naked told them to go to town, they got up, got dressed and walked into Newport

We groaned at their jokes "

I gave her buns instead of cake

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I tried to dry myself on his towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate their last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate their last rolo"

He lied about his girth!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I ate their last rolo

He lied about his girth! "

She said we were both too old for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They said they was taller than me

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

He told me I was flirting on too many forum threads at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn’t a bi girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn’t a bi girl "

Confused between imperial and metric!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!"

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor "

Because I thought the hubby was scrooge-like and said Bah Humbugside

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor

Because I thought the hubby was scrooge-like and said Bah Humbugside"

Because we called them caulkheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor

Because I thought the hubby was scrooge-like and said Bah Humbugside

Because we called them caulkheads "

Because I brought a UV light detector into the bedroom.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor

Because I thought the hubby was scrooge-like and said Bah Humbugside

Because we called them caulkheads

Because I brought a UV light detector into the bedroom."

Cos he said he was from Birmingham but was really from Dudley..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a shit with toilet door open

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 21:14:15]

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Had a shit with toilet door open "
because I said is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have no idea we didn’t even let them in the house ,so saying we are time wasters,thought it was the milkman running late

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 21:14:15]"

I accused them of being indecisive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr

Yes....

No.....

Maybe....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This is the end of the thread. I hope you enjoyed it. I did ask everyone on the thread which post they thought was the funniest (although one pedant insisted it was ‘most funny’) and the winner is number 73.

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