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A slice of cucumber...

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Just went to make a sarnie and as I drew the knife back through the cucumber it drew the slice back with the blade.

The slice rolled forwards, off the edge of the worktop and across the floor.

As I went to catch it the slice rolled up against my slipper and balanced there, on its edge, instead of falling flat on the floor.

The whole episode lasted less than 8 seconds.

Its ok to put the slice in my sarnie, yes?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

No. 5 second rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's mainly water - run it under the tap and your good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.

Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.

Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.

Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "

But on the way to the shop he might crash his car and a series if events could spiral out of control.....just wash it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You slice cucumber?

Does it not make you wince when you chop the end off?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Sounds a bit iffy, I mean, a slice of cucumber that changes direction?

Sounds like its possessed!

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

A few points I must comment on

1. You wear slippers?

2. The given 5 second rule is false. As soon as something comes in contact with sonething else it's contaminated, even for a nanosecond, but your hands contain more germs than probably your floor so unless it has bum fluff and other detritus attached it's probably safe to eat, maybe give it a rince under the tap first

3. You have a full cucumber there- if you're that concerned just cut another slice

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.

Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it In some gin to clean it

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.

Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "

Without doubt, my favourite response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.

Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "

49p here, you must live in a posh cucumber area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick it up quick before the goblins snatch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chop it into thin slices , lay on your back on the bed , cover your face in the slices , re hydrates the skin

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"chop it into thin slices , lay on your back on the bed , cover your face in the slices , re hydrates the skin"

You missed; take picture of self covered in cucumber and set as profile avatar

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.

Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "

LMAO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"chop it into thin slices , lay on your back on the bed , cover your face in the slices , re hydrates the skin

You missed; take picture of self covered in cucumber and set as profile avatar "

Challenge accepted......

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Our rule is, if you let the dog beat you to it, you lost it anyway.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Our rule is, if you let the dog beat you to it, you lost it anyway."

Good advice.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"Our rule is, if you let the dog beat you to it, you lost it anyway."

Very true: doggie rule number 1: "What falls to the floor is legally mine!"

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Our rule is, if you let the dog beat you to it, you lost it anyway.

Very true: doggie rule number 1: "What falls to the floor is legally mine!""

Cats do the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember watching something that proved the 3(!) second rule exists as scientific fact so

Yeah eat it, what’s the worst that could happen?...

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