FabSwingers.com forum: I've just weighed my penis... Lol

By *arnsley guy100 OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Comes in at 115grams.... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a quarter-pounder!

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

visiting Glasgow

What about your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just like to know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s supposed to be hard. If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in at 115grams.... Lol"

You dare to do that in a obiesity crasis

Shame on you just shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in at 115grams.... Lol

You dare to do that in a obiesity crasis

Shame on you just shame"

Calling someone fat doesn’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try and solve the problem in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to double check!

I guess you'll have to wiegh yourself without your penis to be sure your scales aren't faulty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in at 115grams.... Lol

You dare to do that in a obiesity crasis

Shame on you just shame

Calling someone fat doesn’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try and solve the problem in front of you"

F and b the plato of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling someone fat doesn’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try and solve the problem in front of you"

I like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling someone fat doesn’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try and solve the problem in front of you

I like that. "

Watch mean girls then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to double check!

I guess you'll have to wiegh yourself without your penis to be sure your scales aren't faulty!"

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By *arnsley guy100 OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would just like to know why

Dunno... The scales were just there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on!

Let me get my kitchen scales out and whack it in the bowl

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By *arnsley guy100 OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"So a quarter-pounder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a quarter-pounder!

with cheese

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What is the weight difference between flaccid and erect?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

What is this, Weigh your wang Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a quarter-pounder!

with cheese

noooooooo

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"So a quarter-pounder!

with cheese

noooooooo

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LOL

Is that with Gentleman relish... Between your buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just got thrown out of Tesco’s for trying this !

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"So a quarter-pounder!

with cheese

They call it a Royale in France

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a quarter-pounder!

with cheese

They call it a Royale in France

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it its like the can i whey your tits joke you dropped your pants and said whahey

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I’ve just got thrown out of Tesco’s for trying this ! "

Is it because in your case, Every lttle DOESN'T help.

Could be worse

If it was Sainsburys They'd let you believe you can Live better WITH less.

Every Lidl helps

Aldi it would be, Got a little, get a lot

Conning bastards the lot of 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you've actually chopped it off and weighed it, it won't be an accurate weight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a quarter-pounder!

with cheese

They call it a Royale in France

Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You could put it in a bucket of water etc, to measure displaced volume.

I'm making replicas of good guys cocks, if anyone fancies coming over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a quarter-pounder!

with cheese

They call it a Royale in France

Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?"

With a bod like yours, Sam, I'm supprised you know anything about burgers!

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By *redheadWoman
over a year ago

Cannock

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"So a quarter-pounder!

with cheese

They call it a Royale in France

Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?"

Well a Big Mac's a Big Mac but they call it Le Big Mac

And before you ask, I didn't go in Burger King!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to weigh my boobs once and failed

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"What is the weight difference between flaccid and erect?"

Good question. Would erect be heavier with the extra blood flow? Or only if the blood was trapped by a constriction around the base of said penis?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What is the weight difference between flaccid and erect?

Good question. Would erect be heavier with the extra blood flow? Or only if the blood was trapped by a constriction around the base of said penis?

We need proof seeing the measure on the scales!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the weight difference between flaccid and erect?

Good question. Would erect be heavier with the extra blood flow? Or only if the blood was trapped by a constriction around the base of said penis?

I was wondering about this too!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Im just hoping nobody in the house is on WeightWatchers and using those scales

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Comes in at 115grams.... Lol"

You must have been really bored!

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