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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love winding them up but my particular fave is one that I used on a claims management company

They said we are phoning about your accident

I said I’m so glad u called I really need to speak to someone about it

Straight thru to a supervisor:

Hello sir I hear you have had an accident - can u tell me about it ?

My reply - yea I was assaulted by a penguin at Edinburgh Zoo - I can’t sue the zoo so I’m pressing assault charges against the penguin - can you help ?

For some strange reason they hung up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I wouldn't say it was wise to piss off people who are just doing a job that they probably hate so they can pay bills and put food on the table. They have your details with the power to put you on a constant call loop and pass your information to other agencies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit boring but don't answer calls unless I recognise the number and if the number constantly comes up I send a text asking them to text if it's important.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Bit boring but don't answer calls unless I recognise the number and if the number constantly comes up I send a text asking them to text if it's important.

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Me too. I never answer a call where I don't recognize the number, I have an answer phone if they want to leave a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say can you bear with me one second..... Put phone down and walk away, keeps them tied up for a good few minutes thinking your coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only one I have wound up was a foreign man claiming to be from Microsoft saying I had a problem with my pc security. I wound him up some pretending to be concerned and doing what he said on pc., and hung up twice but he rang back and asked if I could see the monkey on the screen, I said no and he replied that I was the monkey and could I stop messing around as he was trying to do his job....x i.e. scamming people.XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them that you are intrested to hear, but Put them on hold for 5 mins then speak for a min and do the same... I do that every time when these recruiter calling you when you not looking for jobs...

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

We are lucky as we don’t have a landline phone so that puts paid to the majority of cold callers .

On our mobiles we have setting s which alerts us if it’s a cold caller , so we simply don’t answer them and block them .

Can’t stand the cold callers , and I don’t give a shit if they are just doing a job they hate to put food on the table . Anyone who thinks they are alright should watch the documentary shown on BBC2 a few years back . They are very well trained to manipulate the vulnerable and as a society we really don’t need them .

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

I'll gladly sit and chat away politely and ask as many questions as possible until you can hear them literally trying to throttle themselves.....

For some reason they never call back.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I wouldn't say it was wise to piss off people who are just doing a job that they probably hate so they can pay bills and put food on the table. They have your details with the power to put you on a constant call loop and pass your information to other agencies. "

I say sorry no thank you and hang up. They're not doing the job to be bastards, it's just a job. Why be mean to them?

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Yeah I wouldn't say it was wise to piss off people who are just doing a job that they probably hate so they can pay bills and put food on the table. They have your details with the power to put you on a constant call loop and pass your information to other agencies.

I say sorry no thank you and hang up. They're not doing the job to be bastards, it's just a job. Why be mean to them?

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There are so many reasons .

They are intruding into your life , uninvited .

They don’t give a shit about you , you’re just a number .

They have a motive , to screw you out of money for something you didn’t want .

On a more personal level , you may be in the bath , busy cooking , having sex , or any manner of things when you get a call asking if you want this that or the other from a stranger who’s motive is to reach a set target of sales .

I could go on but I’m bored now ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are lucky as we don’t have a landline phone so that puts paid to the majority of cold callers .

On our mobiles we have setting s which alerts us if it’s a cold caller , so we simply don’t answer them and block them .

Can’t stand the cold callers , and I don’t give a shit if they are just doing a job they hate to put food on the table . Anyone who thinks they are alright should watch the documentary shown on BBC2 a few years back . They are very well trained to manipulate the vulnerable and as a society we really don’t need them . "

Well trained? Nope.

These are people that are desperate for jobs and just run through the same script/process 100x a day in hope one person goes for it. It’s a horrid job that I’d not wish on my enemies.

Easy to judge when you’ve never been that stuck for work/money. Blame the people that run the businesses (in my experience all dickheads)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another trick I use is I say hold on then put on something like Angel of Death by Slayer then go back and say your call is important to me please hold

And before u start I’ve worked in call centres for the past 20 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby told an accident claims caller he'd had an accident,,he tripped over his nob whilst wearing high heels,,they hung up pretty quick

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't get them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I wouldn't say it was wise to piss off people who are just doing a job that they probably hate so they can pay bills and put food on the table. They have your details with the power to put you on a constant call loop and pass your information to other agencies.

I say sorry no thank you and hang up. They're not doing the job to be bastards, it's just a job. Why be mean to them?

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My thoughts exactly, thanks but no thanks. Why some feel the need to be rude or mean to someone in the course of their work, I'll never understand. Would they like someone to come to their workplace and be a twat to them, probably not. Be nice, it's really not difficult.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There are wiser ways of investing your energy than causing negative impacts upon others.

Canvass your street, see if people would be interested in setting up a cold calling free zone, to stop door to door callers, that often harass vulnerable people. This is one thing that could actually help others. There are many, many other ideas.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ordinarily I don't get into much with them other than to ask why they haven't cleaned their data against the TPS. Most don't even know what it is so the motion of them being well trained is ridiculous.

I did get one sacked the other day though for swearing at me down the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m registered with TPS and still receive calls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck up? Remember Jim's motto for life, don't be a cunt.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I’m registered with TPS and still receive calls

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When did you last register?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ask them not to call again and hang up.

Thankfully I'm happy enough in my life that I don't need to be an arsehole to someone in a call centre to feel better about myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck up? Remember Jim's motto for life, don't be a cunt."
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I fell off the wagon

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Yeah I wouldn't say it was wise to piss off people who are just doing a job that they probably hate so they can pay bills and put food on the table. They have your details with the power to put you on a constant call loop and pass your information to other agencies. "

Not under GDPR unless they fancy a large fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit boring but don't answer calls unless I recognise the number and if the number constantly comes up I send a text asking them to text if it's important.

Me too. I never answer a call where I don't recognize the number, I have an answer phone if they want to leave a message

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Bizarrely they never do, strange!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Bit boring but don't answer calls unless I recognise the number and if the number constantly comes up I send a text asking them to text if it's important.

Me too. I never answer a call where I don't recognize the number, I have an answer phone if they want to leave a message

Bizarrely they never do, strange!

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Yes, very strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck up? Remember Jim's motto for life, don't be a cunt..

I fell off the wagon

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Oh Dave.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Fuck up? Remember Jim's motto for life, don't be a cunt..

I fell off the wagon

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Hmmm.....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I love winding them up but my particular fave is one that I used on a claims management company

They said we are phoning about your accident

I said I’m so glad u called I really need to speak to someone about it

Straight thru to a supervisor:

Hello sir I hear you have had an accident - can u tell me about it ?

My reply - yea I was assaulted by a penguin at Edinburgh Zoo - I can’t sue the zoo so I’m pressing assault charges against the penguin - can you help ?

For some strange reason they hung up lol "

I simply thank them for their call, tell them I'm not interested and hang up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had loads recently. As an ex call centre advisor, I just wind them up. Had one indian fella from Manchester (He wasn't, location come up as a town in India) called michael. Broke him down to swearing at me and getting really pissed off and abusive. Hilarious it was.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I love winding them up but my particular fave is one that I used on a claims management company

They said we are phoning about your accident

I said I’m so glad u called I really need to speak to someone about it

Straight thru to a supervisor:

Hello sir I hear you have had an accident - can u tell me about it ?

My reply - yea I was assaulted by a penguin at Edinburgh Zoo - I can’t sue the zoo so I’m pressing assault charges against the penguin - can you help ?

For some strange reason they hung up lol "

Lol brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I barely answer the phone to family, unknown numbers stand no chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell them it was a fatal accident, could they arrange my funeral!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I’m registered with mail & telephone preference service. No junk mail & no cold calls

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love winding them up but my particular fave is one that I used on a claims management company

They said we are phoning about your accident

I said I’m so glad u called I really need to speak to someone about it

Straight thru to a supervisor:

Hello sir I hear you have had an accident - can u tell me about it ?

My reply - yea I was assaulted by a penguin at Edinburgh Zoo - I can’t sue the zoo so I’m pressing assault charges against the penguin - can you help ?

For some strange reason they hung up lol

I simply thank them for their call, tell them I'm not interested and hang up.

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exactly! not really a problem...and just a bit puerile and nasty to be horrible to them just to make yourself feel superior!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i google the number , 9 times out of ten i find out whos ringing

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I love winding them up but my particular fave is one that I used on a claims management company

They said we are phoning about your accident

I said I’m so glad u called I really need to speak to someone about it

Straight thru to a supervisor:

Hello sir I hear you have had an accident - can u tell me about it ?

My reply - yea I was assaulted by a penguin at Edinburgh Zoo - I can’t sue the zoo so I’m pressing assault charges against the penguin - can you help ?

For some strange reason they hung up lol

I simply thank them for their call, tell them I'm not interested and hang up.

exactly! not really a problem...and just a bit puerile and nasty to be horrible to them just to make yourself feel superior!"

We've all got jobs to do......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i google the number , 9 times out of ten i find out whos ringing"

This- and then I block their number. I don't get cold calls anymore.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

I pass my phone to my 3year old daughter

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Join the TPS and when they call take their details and tell them you are passing them onto the TPS.

They will soon hang up

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By *agic PL1Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

I used to be called several times a month by Asian sounding callers saying they are from MICROSOFT and I have a virus on my computer. I explained that they could not see my computer through the firewall I had installed. I asked what virus it was? What operating system have I got? And other logical reasons I know it's a scam to send me a Trogen Virus. Until one day just as I was about to leave, another call came. I could not think of a clever thing to say or challenge and so just said "FUCK OFF" and the Indian voice informed me that the call was being recorded, to which I replied "GOOD I'LL SAY IT AGAIN THEN...... F U C K O F F".

I felt both disgusted at my swearing but glad I expressed my feelings. That was 4 years ago and that was my last cold call. But now I feel I have let the Genie out of the bottle and he has given me the power of Tourettes Syndrome..... lol.

Could it be that by swearing we are put on an abusive call register? if so it FUCKING works.

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By *agic PL1Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

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By *agic PL1Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

If you have been hit by a rhythm stick?

You may be entitled to claim for personal Ian Jury........

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