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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When a waitress says enjoy your meal and you reply ‘And you!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say thank you to the cashpoint!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

At the end of a work call you say "love you"!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you say thank you to the cashpoint!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you try to use the car keys central locking on your house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the end of a work call you say "love you"! "

Did that tday

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

When you call your boss 'dad'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u trip and have to break into a mini run to disguise it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you call your boss 'dad'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you try and get in a red Nissan micra when you've got a white fiesta parked behind it! Yep did that earlier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you add 2 xx on the end of a text to your sons teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bump into a wall and apologise

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"When you try and get in a red Nissan micra when you've got a white fiesta parked behind it! Yep did that earlier!"

I've done this and was getting really angry my car wasn't opening. Wasn't until the owner of said car came along and pointed mine flashing in the next row

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When someone puts out there hand to point at something and you go to shake it.

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By *andMPooleCouple
over a year ago

london

When a stranger waves to the person sat inside the bar you are outside of and you think they’re waving at you. So you say ‘Hi,how are you?’

And they just frown and walk past you into the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took deserts out to a customer. Was supposed to be sticky toffee puddings. I stood in front and said 2 stiffy toffee puddings. Everyone creased up laughing.

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By *penminded28500Man
over a year ago

derry


"When you add 2 xx on the end of a text to your sons teacher "

I get xxa at end of messages off peoples mums.i coach/volunteer lol. The kids hate that there mums send me xx

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

When you try to make a phone call on your TV remote.

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By *XimagesCouple
over a year ago

north liverpool

On a busy train... hurriedly fighting your way to the exit just to realise your stop is the next one after this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you yawn and a guy sticks his dick in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you yawn and a guy sticks his dick in your mouth. "

Hate it when that happens.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

When someone is talking to you and you didn't quite catch what they said, so you just say "yeeaaahhh".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you yawn and a guy sticks his dick in your mouth.

Hate it when that happens."

I fucking wish that was an everyday occurance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When someone is talking to you and you didn't quite catch what they said, so you just say "yeeaaahhh". "

And it’s a question and the answer is Wednesday.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When you're in your hometown, in the beer tent at the local fun day...

And the guy at the bar next to says "ey up duck" and you hug him thinking it's an old school friend.

Oh well... He paid for my pint, as I made his day

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"At the end of a work call you say "love you"! "

I got to the end of a call once and got caught halfway between "cheers" and "thanks" so I ended up going "Okay, Chinks!"

Lucky for me I can get away with it, else there might have been a call to HR

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Me and my hankey same time same place

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By *irtydom86Man
over a year ago

Up north!

When your boss asks for pictures of a project you were working on & after you've sent them she replies saying there's a picture in the middle of it all of 'someone' dressed in "fireman's shorts & nothing else"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hear phone ring and pick yours up only to realise it was a phone on the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you call a girlfriend by a previous girlfriends name ! Awkward !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're in your hometown, in the beer tent at the local fun day...

And the guy at the bar next to says "ey up duck" and you hug him thinking it's an old school friend.

Oh well... He paid for my pint, as I made his day "
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I do this quite often... Yeah I'm great thanks, just been down town and... Looks at me funny.... Turns out there on the phone using the bloody blue tooth ear piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking into an inanimate object and apologising. Do this most weeks!

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"Walking into an inanimate object and apologising. Do this most weeks! "
the hubby lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walking into an inanimate object and apologising. Do this most weeks! the hubby lol"

Hahaha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you call your boss “Mum”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent my landlord a message with 3 kisses on the end too, by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say thank you to the cashpoint!"

I’ve done this often!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think you see someone you know and so shout out to them but turns out to be a stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you think you see someone you know and so shout out to them but turns out to be a stranger"

Or you wave at someone who’s waving at someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I greet people I only know through Instagram and Facebook stalking too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a waitress says enjoy your meal and you reply ‘And you!’"

How many threads do you need to post?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you think you see someone you know and so shout out to them but turns out to be a stranger

Or you wave at someone who’s waving at someone else. "

You can style that out by pretending to be royalty and you're waving at all your subjects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say to your son "yea, I fabbed that pic" when talking about a pic he uploaded to his Facebook! And he asks "what do you mean fabbed?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you think you see someone you know and so shout out to them but turns out to be a stranger

Or you wave at someone who’s waving at someone else.

You can style that out by pretending to be royalty and you're waving at all your subjects "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw my mates doppelganger in a car park once. Pulled up and chatted shit then realised it wasn't him

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"When you yawn and a guy sticks his dick in your mouth.

Hate it when that happens.

I fucking wish that was an everyday occurance!"

Why would you be yawning when his dick is out anyway... was he that boring;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are making a cup of tea and without thinking you throw the teabag in the sugar pot instead of the cup

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Saw a fit bloke chatting to my neighbour. Went out, joined them, chatted, smiled...

Turns out he lives just over the road, but never met him!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wen you go looking everywhere in the kitchen for the cooking oil then find it next to the cooker wear you wos standing to start with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say thank you to the cashpoint!"

I always say thank you to the cash point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When a waitress says enjoy your meal and you reply ‘And you!’

How many threads do you need to post?! "

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

When you park in a car park and the car next to you reverses out. You shit yourself thinking you forgot the handbrake and that you car is free rolling forward into the car in front.

Dam relative motion you tricky trickster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When a waitress says enjoy your meal and you reply ‘And you!’

How many threads do you need to post?! "

Did you remember your ginger wig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i first got my iphone and didnt have a clue how half of it worked managed to send a dick pick to totally the wrong person

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

You get home.

Take your Oyster card out of your bag.

Start waving it in front of the keyhole.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby


"When you are making a cup of tea and without thinking you throw the teabag in the sugar pot instead of the cup "

I've put a tea bag and coffee into the same cup and poured water in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get home.

Take your Oyster card out of your bag.

Start waving it in front of the keyhole.

"

Or try and pay for stuff with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone approaches you in the street who clearly knows you. You spend 10 minutes or more chatting, saying you must stay in touch and you leave thinking 'who the fuck was that?'

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By *elbyfuntimesMan
over a year ago

Selby

When you think your chatting to your other halve walking down the street and she stops to window shop. Your still talking and some old lady is next to you instead and your talking about sex.

And yes I've done that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u scan a customers lottery ticket and tell them theyve won a licky dick when would they like it for luckily it was a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the end of a work call you say "love you"! "

I've heard so many colleagues do this, I think it's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone approaches you in the street who clearly knows you. You spend 10 minutes or more chatting, saying you must stay in touch and you leave thinking 'who the fuck was that?' "

Done this frequently

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Going up to my blue car but remote not working. Try key in door & won't turn. Try remote again still not unlocking. Look up to see lights flashing on black hire car two spaces away forgetting mine had gone in for service

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By *oapysubmarineMan
over a year ago

rotherham

When u get off the shitter and realise your in the women’s and casually walk out while the nice young lady at the sink is giving you the evils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say you're welcome lovely love after getting your lovely dick sucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you pat her on the head after she’s taking you balls deep and you say ‘Well done!’

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

When you call a mates girlfriend by his ex wife's name, more than once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you pat her on the head after she’s taking you balls deep and you say ‘Well done!’"

Nah she deserves a pat on the head for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you finish a work call and say love you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you pat her on the head after she’s taking you balls deep and you say ‘Well done!’

Nah she deserves a pat on the head for that "

Not when the cock is still in her mouth!

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By *otwife and the HubbyCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Walking into the lamp post outside school as i did yesterday... everyone around seeing it!!!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Saw a woman in town outside a shop bent over looking at shoes. Ran up and pinched her bottom thinking it was my Aunty.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

When in a heated moment you call your partner by your ex's name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me chuckle a lot! Brilliant!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"On a busy train... hurriedly fighting your way to the exit just to realise your stop is the next one after this "

been there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you pat her on the head after she’s taking you balls deep and you say ‘Well done!’

Nah she deserves a pat on the head for that

Not when the cock is still in her mouth!"

just dnt pat too hard

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