FabSwingers.com forum: Pet annoyances (hate is too strong) on Fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are peoples pet annoyances on Fab? I'll kick things off...people posting a status 'thinking of leaving this site...' stay or go, we dont need to be involved in your decision process! Attention seekers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People not reading your profile then messaging you and/or sending a copy and paste message. Argh!!

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By *eafetyWoman
over a year ago

penarth

"People not reading your profile then messaging you and/or sending a copy and paste message. Argh!!"

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as above, people ignoring profiles..completely self defeating, really baffles me...

also,amongst a long list of other thigs, is men describing themselves as 'lad', 'boy', or even worse 'boi' when theyre middle aged...its just embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exchanging a few messages, seemingly getting on well then just deleting the last one without replying. Some then delete their profile.

Truly baffling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People not reading your profile then messaging you and/or sending a copy and paste message. Argh!!"

I just looked at your profile, it's erm...quite long! I might need a lawyer to go through the small print before we approch you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hate is unnecessary stupidity . I had a right laugh with my mate earlier today after a lady got in touch with him stating she likes chocolate men. We was laughing how many people make stupid of the cuff remarks without even thinking about what is being said .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People not reading your profile then messaging you and/or sending a copy and paste message. Argh!!

I just looked at your profile, it's erm...quite long! I might need a lawyer to go through the small print before we approch you

Haha yep!! Supposed to help me find the good ones who can be bothered

wish it worked...

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full grown men who think text speak is still a thing. You have a full QWERTY keyboard on your phone/PC/Laptop ffs.

Wink and friends request with no message at all.

Beg statuses of people wanting lifts somewhere, or money for things. Embarrassing.

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Being sent flaccid hairy cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can someone verify me ?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Couples looking at my profile and NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE GUYS

Thanks for looking, but really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting asked if your scared by the d because you politely declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples looking at my profile and NOT LOOKING FOR SINGLE GUYS

Thanks for looking, but really?"

A lot of couples will have that on the profile to not be spammed everyday. Then they just message guys they like the look of instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hates are men with pictures of cum coming out of their cocks and men's profile/publicpics that are mainly showing a female with their cock going into their arse or pussy X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also 20+ pictures of the same penis on public

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Not everyone fancies me... I mean honestly!! How dare they!! Don't they know if they're on here they should meet anyone who asks*!?!?

*may contain sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yappy dogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profiles who only have photos of the woman , come on guys don’t be so shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples profiles who only have photos of the woman , come on guys don’t be so shy

But im pig ugly!

We have one of me with my lovely lady though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one thing that gets our goat up is when a message contains a question that's answered in your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people label their build as to what they want it to be as opposed to what it actually is, athletic yet has a barrel belly, just be honest about what you are

Or when they message asking to meet and it’s obvious they didn’t read the profile and when you say no they beg, it’s very unbecoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to say Mac's cat, that cat sounds like a right dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also 20+ pictures of the same penis on public

But 20+ pictures of different dicks would be so ghey.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

'People' (usually guys) who ask to meet the same day when they live 100s of miles away. How's that going to work then?! I think it's the laziness of not checking distances which annoys me.

And women who write on behalf of men (who must obviously be illiterate

) That's irritating too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If you don’t like it, jog on!”

“I’m a fuller figure, sticks are for dogs”

“Had a great time..you know who you are”

And then there is the legal warnings the less intelligent like to write on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are peoples pet annoyances on Fab? I'll kick things off...people posting a status 'thinking of leaving this site...' stay or go, we dont need to be involved in your decision process! Attention seekers

This. Zzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also 20+ pictures of the same penis on public

You can never have enough cock photos in public.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Messages expecting you to be free immediately

Profiles/messages that say mmmmmm or I don't bite unless asked.

Naming people on updates

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just that there's no height or hair colour search option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys getting offended wen politely rejected (I’m not desperate) Offers to pay for sex. Being told I should accept offers due to my username, Telling me I’m stunning wen I have no face pics showing to name a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the fact so many people seem to just delete or not reply without giving much chance to people.

One message isn’t enough to really judge anything in most cases unless someone is REALLY not your thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The “ my diamond shoes hurt” style posts,

“Omg please stop messaging single guys I’m only here to find a unique style guy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there's no "polite rejection" button for messages from people, sure this'd stop a lot of complaints about unanswered messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People not reading your profile then messaging you and/or sending a copy and paste message. Argh!!"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seeking forum posts

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"People not reading your profile then messaging you and/or sending a copy and paste message. Argh!!"

This is spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who send pictures of themselves pouting or poking their tongues out. There’s just no need!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him"

Bananaman ?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Multiple cock pics!! And then there's the ones with the sky remote!!! Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People whose pics are only extreme cloesups. I understand not wanting public face pics, but I'd like a vague idea of what your body looks like.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The Couple's profiles which only show the Guy's pics!

Errm, why not the lady's pics too.

Or the Couples who contradict themselves within their profile by including Men within those People they'd like to meet.

But in their Profile text, they say No Single Males. Make up your minds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man pussy "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they write in their profile 'Work hard,play harder'

'I don't bite, unless you ask nicely'

And all that sidney university crap

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Constantly been asked if I want to message on Kik or if I want to swap cheeky pics on snapchat. ...it says in my profile that I won't do either....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full grown men who think text speak is still a thing. You have a full QWERTY keyboard on your phone/PC/Laptop ffs.

Wink and friends request with no message at all.

Beg statuses of people wanting lifts somewhere, or money for things. Embarrassing.

This

...well not men in my case but you get my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Terms "Hubby" and "Wifey" just annoy me, and it's always"only hubby here today"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And another thing, people who's updates state

"I don't think this site is for me, going to leave soon"

If it's not fun, just go, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not everyone fancies me... I mean honestly!! How dare they!! Don't they know if they're on here they should meet anyone who asks*!?!?

*may contain sarcasm

I just wish one person would fancy me, but no clearly an outrageous thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help me with my profile

Attention seekers

It's easy to write a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wink at you it's not me being lazy it's me showing an interest in you so come and say hi

God I've lost count of how many men's profiles I have seen that on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I wink at you it's not me being lazy it's me showing an interest in you so come and say hi

God I've lost count of how many men's profiles I have seen that on lol"

Maybe because it's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I wink at you it's not me being lazy it's me showing an interest in you so come and say hi

God I've lost count of how many men's profiles I have seen that on lol"

Women have that on their profiles too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I wink at you it's not me being lazy it's me showing an interest in you so come and say hi

God I've lost count of how many men's profiles I have seen that on lol

Maybe because it's true. "

Maybe it ain't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a fellow forums user has blocked you, even though you have never had any contact in any way

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Can I ask you a question? (You just did)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most recent one - accused of being timewasters because we didn’t want to meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fellow forums user has blocked you, even though you have never had any contact in any way

I’ve lost count of how many people have done that!

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Can I ask you a question? (You just did)

Yes! And also scant profiles with “if you want to know more, message me”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a fellow forums user has blocked you, even though you have never had any contact in any way

I’ve lost count of how many people have done that!

Make a note to block him later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one line message from couples

"Face pic".

Nope, I'm not that subservient to your need Mr and Mrs arrogant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wink and no message... I wink back and still no message. What’s the point

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Not an annoyance just something that makes me

"no timewasters please" well that'll stop them dead in their tracks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Others not reading profile before messaging,guys wanting to meet give date time ect and never heard from again lol

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Them sidney university disclaimers what a load of tosh i dont know why people put them on are you really going to take them to court if they use your profile really come on give your heads a wobble

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Stupid phone sydney before the spelling police get on my case and thats another thing that gets my back up people who pick fault withyour grammer or grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I only meet the exceptional”

Oh, fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I only meet the exceptional”

Oh, fuck off. "

That one's actually a handy filter. It's easy to spot that they're not worth a hint of effort, except maybe as wank fodder - and for most of them, whatever they like to think of their hotness, not even that.

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By *ucy83SOWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

When someone claims they can breath through their ears and claims of loving to lick pussy for hours....

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"I think the fact so many people seem to just delete or not reply without giving much chance to people.

One message isn’t enough to really judge anything in most cases unless someone is REALLY not your thing. "

Take it from us, and judging from forum posts it applies to many couples: one message is often more than enough to decide!

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Can I ask you a question? (You just did)

Yes! And also scant profiles with “if you want to know more, message me”"

Yep, that last one is a guaranteed delete for us.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Stupid phone sydney before the spelling police get on my case and thats another thing that gets my back up people who pick fault withyour grammer or grammar

We can see why

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Constantly been asked if I want to message on Kik or if I want to swap cheeky pics on snapchat. ...it says in my profile that I won't do either....

Yep, same here, we have that in our profile. If we bother to reply at all it goes: "you didn't read the profile did you?" or "read profile!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ridiculous snap chat filters ... This site is meant to be for adults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are totally PC on threads that are obviously tongue in cheek ..... lamppost pissera

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

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And then there is the legal warnings the less intelligent like to write on their profile"
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Well that's good. We and most of the other less intelligent people can def ignore any messages from you without a qualm then can't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man saying... I'm looking for hot sexy lady... and he doesn't look like Calvin Klein's model himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess who is back.... back again... so annoying!

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Women moaning about the mental men on here, and don't give normal blokes a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later"

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By *urreycpl69Couple
over a year ago

Louth

It may be silly but people who don't know the difference between ? and !. It seems an increasing thing, almost every message we get where they try and use grammar they do this!

So stuff like:

"You've got great tits???"

"You're really hot???"

"I'd love to ruin your wife????????"

For fuck sake! Anyway, I feel better now for getting that off my chest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's definitely got to be text speak for me. Surely we have all evolved out of that era now? And also, I usually hide my profile on weekends if I'm on late because girls are normally harassed with the borage of d*unk and aggressive messages. -.-

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I’m going to post what is possibly the pettiest of petty annoyances...

When women haven’t removed the washing instructions label from their underwear. You’re looking at this well framed, subtly lit photograph of one of a woman’s best features, with semi-opaque underwear on, just enough to give you that shadowy hint of the delicious cleft of her buttocks BUT there, right there, spoiling the whole picture and completely obscuring that glorious spot where the cleft meets the base of the spine, is a fucking rectangle of fabric, the other side of which contains information you check once then disregard forever because every washing machine made in the last thirty-odd years has a ‘delicates’ setting.

Please, ladies, if you’re going to put time and effort into creating the best possible photo, TAKE A PAIR OF FUCKING NAIL SCISSORS TO THAT LABEL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men start threads about their ginormous penises and then go shy and won’t reveal their size or upload a picture when they get the attention they wanted

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

"People not reading your profile then messaging you and/or sending a copy and paste message. Argh!!

this"

This all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women complain bout guys with dick pics on there profile but have million fanny pics on there profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only message me if you have pictures on your profile"

But they have none on there profile not even private picture's.

Oh and plenty on here have no credit on there phone.

I don't give my number out.

Well with hold your number.

No sorry I don't like using my phone.But I'm free to meet.

Are you really

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"When men start threads about their ginormous penises and then go shy and won’t reveal their size or upload a picture when they get the attention they wanted "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people post updates to others who have blocked them, They can't see it!!

You might as well Howl at the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of upsetting feminists.... Im a woman, so hey anything can annoy me without warning.... keep yourself protected with chocolate and prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winks from people, but their settings prevent any sort of interaction...doh!

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