FabSwingers.com forum: Irony

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a gardener by trade, i suffer from hayfever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 6ft tall and im scared of heights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im 6ft tall and im scared of heights

Don't worry, i'll catch you, just as soon as i've finished blowing my nose.

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

Its like have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its like have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife "

The only irony of that song is that nothing in the lyrics is ironic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its like have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

The only irony of that song is that nothing in the lyrics is ironic"

That's because Americans don't understand irony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its like have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife "

Wheres the irony in that?

That's just unlucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its like have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

The only irony of that song is that nothing in the lyrics is ironic

That's because Americans don't understand irony. "

That’s ironic she’s Canadian

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

My wife does the laundry and irony in our house .

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

The line

Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his bebueatyf wife

Now for some ladies on here that would be a bream come true not irony

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its like have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

The only irony of that song is that nothing in the lyrics is ironic

That's because Americans don't understand irony.

That’s ironic she’s Canadian

Haha, oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined the Royal Navy. I get sea sick.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

"Its like have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Wheres the irony in that?

That's just unlucky

More like poor cutlery purchasing decisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on cam fucking a watermelon and nobody cares !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a flabby tummy but prefer to fuck fifties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its like have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Wheres the irony in that?

That's just unlucky

More like poor cutlery purchasing decisions

That too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a flabby tummy but prefer to fuck fifties!"

Is that a nostalgia thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The line

Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his bebueatyf wife

Now for some ladies on here that would be a bream come true not irony"

Again...where is the irony in that eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The line

Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his bebueatyf wife

Now for some ladies on here that would be a bream come true not irony

Again...where is the irony in that eh?"

Seems a bit fishy to me.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Im 6ft tall and im scared of heights

Me too! Terrified of them!

I'm amazed I can wear heels somedays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The line

Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his bebueatyf wife

Now for some ladies on here that would be a bream come true not irony

Again...where is the irony in that eh?

Seems a bit fishy to me.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I joined the Royal Navy. I get sea sick. "

That's just a poor career choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im 6ft tall and im scared of heights

Me too! Terrified of them!

I'm amazed I can wear heels somedays

Lol! 3" is as high as i go these days as my centre of gravity has shifted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently bought a blokesnail growing kit from Amazon , other online trading sites are available.

It was tightly wrapped up and I just a nail trying to open it

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"The line

Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his bebueatyf wife

Now for some ladies on here that would be a bream come true not irony"

I like the irony of predictive text; it never predicts what you actually wanted to say...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on cam fucking a watermelon and nobody cares !!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on cam fucking a watermelon and nobody cares !!!!"

Pictures, or if didn’t happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on cam fucking a watermelon and nobody cares !!!!

Pictures, or if didn’t happen

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directinroom 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on cam fucking a watermelon and nobody cares !!!!

Pictures, or if didn’t happen

directinroom 3"

I saw it all it was ace and the blindfold on the watermelon was just genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a flabby tummy but prefer to fuck fifties!

Is that a nostalgia thing?

Bloody autocarrot!! Fitties!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a flight attendant and I hate heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on cam fucking a watermelon and nobody cares !!!!

Pictures, or if didn’t happen

directinroom 3

I saw it all it was ace and the blindfold on the watermelon was just genius

haha you know my kinks dude cant get erect if the watermelon is not blindfolded !

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I work in kitchens and enjoy my job.

But i don't like hot environments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a flabby tummy but prefer to fuck fifties!

Is that a nostalgia thing?

Bloody autocarrot!! Fitties!!

Damn, and i was looking forward to meeting you next year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on cam fucking a watermelon and nobody cares !!!!

Pictures, or if didn’t happen

directinroom 3

I saw it all it was ace and the blindfold on the watermelon was just genius

haha you know my kinks dude cant get erect if the watermelon is not blindfolded ! "

Well you don't look at the mantelpiece when you poke the fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘10000 spoons when all you need is a knife!’ Is a line from ‘ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, which ironically is not actually ironic just an inconvience.

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"The line

Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his bebueatyf wife

Now for some ladies on here that would be a bream come true not irony

I like the irony of predictive text; it never predicts what you actually wanted to say...........

I just spotted that misstake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a flabby tummy but prefer to fuck fifties!

Is that a nostalgia thing?

Bloody autocarrot!! Fitties!!

Damn, and i was looking forward to meeting you next year.

I didn't say only fitties- I am not quite that shallow!

Some of my best meets have been outside of my stated preferences!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a flabby tummy but prefer to fuck fifties!

Is that a nostalgia thing?

Bloody autocarrot!! Fitties!!

Damn, and i was looking forward to meeting you next year.

I didn't say only fitties- I am not quite that shallow!

Some of my best meets have been outside of my stated preferences!

There's hope yet then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on cam fucking a watermelon and nobody cares !!!!"

Ahhhhhhhhhh

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"I’m a flight attendant and I hate heights

Im going to spend the rest of my days when i fly with ryanair looking out for you the irony in it is you work for British airways and your going to say nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘10000 spoons when all you need is a knife!’ Is a line from ‘ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, which ironically is not actually ironic just an inconvience. "

Yeah...we already established that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘10000 spoons when all you need is a knife!’ Is a line from ‘ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, which ironically is not actually ironic just an inconvience.

Yeah...we already established that

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ironic it should come up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a flight attendant and I hate heights

Im going to spend the rest of my days when i fly with ryanair looking out for you the irony in it is you work for British airways and your going to say nothing "

Wrong on both counts but in saying no more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a flight attendant and I hate heights

Im going to spend the rest of my days when i fly with ryanair looking out for you the irony in it is you work for British airways and your going to say nothing

Wrong on both counts but in saying no more.

Qantas!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Im 6ft tall and im scared of heights

Me too! Terrified of them!

I'm amazed I can wear heels somedays

Lol! 3" is as high as i go these days as my centre of gravity has shifted

My highest are 5"...the air is pretty thin up there!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I train with some of the sharpest swords known to man.

I once cut my finger with a breadknife making bread and cheese.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Its like have ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

The only irony of that song is that nothing in the lyrics is ironic

That's because Americans don't understand irony.

That’s ironic she’s Canadian

You win the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was late for my meeting on "Solving inner city traffic congestion" as I was stuck in inner city traffic congestion.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"The line

Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his bebueatyf wife

Now for some ladies on here that would be a bream come true not irony"

It sure would

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"I’m a flight attendant and I hate heights

Im going to spend the rest of my days when i fly with ryanair looking out for you the irony in it is you work for British airways and your going to say nothing

Wrong on both counts but in saying no more.

Qantas! "

Come on the lady said she was saying no more

But im hoping she will put up a pic in uniform

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