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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy "

You can and you have, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the content but I don't think much of the thread title, should've called it the adoration thread or thread of gratuitous praise.

So what do you like most about me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving the content but I don't think much of the thread title, should've called it the adoration thread or thread of gratuitous praise.

So what do you like most about me? "

I think it’s your understated charm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loving the content but I don't think much of the thread title, should've called it the adoration thread or thread of gratuitous praise.

So what do you like most about me? "

It’s your humble personality and boobs of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha...it's gotta be the profile. .."Do you like turtles?"...ha ha...actually made me chuckle..

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You are kidding right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I think my modesty is my most redeeming feature. That and my lush cunt and lovely breasts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I think my modesty is my most redeeming feature. That and my lush cunt and lovely breasts. "

I’m yet to see the Milky Way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I think my modesty is my most redeeming feature. That and my lush cunt and lovely breasts.

I’m yet to see the Milky Way "

I don't have a fanny picture on here, I'll stick one on now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I think my modesty is my most redeeming feature. That and my lush cunt and lovely breasts. "

It is rather lush looking

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

norwich

Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving the content but I don't think much of the thread title, should've called it the adoration thread or thread of gratuitous praise.

So what do you like most about me? "

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I think my modesty is my most redeeming feature. That and my lush cunt and lovely breasts. "

You do have nice looking titts and arse granted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I think my modesty is my most redeeming feature. That and my lush cunt and lovely breasts.

I’m yet to see the Milky Way

I don't have a fanny picture on here, I'll stick one on now. "

DM me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!"

Who pissed on your cornflakes?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!"

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Just marking my place as I think this is going to be all kinds of entertaining to come back to (if I make it before it kicks off and it gets deleted )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just marking my place as I think this is going to be all kinds of entertaining to come back to (if I make it before it kicks off and it gets deleted )"

You are next ms Mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just marking my place as I think this is going to be all kinds of entertaining to come back to (if I make it before it kicks off and it gets deleted )"

Lol

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon."

Start one, I dares you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!"

Excellent height, nice jawline and your hairs nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just marking my place as I think this is going to be all kinds of entertaining to come back to (if I make it before it kicks off and it gets deleted )"

Haha everyone loves a lamp post pissing thread

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Fun police are out in force today....

McGarret

5-0

Book 'em Danno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just marking my place as I think this is going to be all kinds of entertaining to come back to (if I make it before it kicks off and it gets deleted )"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon.

Start one, I dares you..... "

What if no-one replies?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Yeah I think my modesty is my most redeeming feature. That and my lush cunt and lovely breasts. "

Hang on, you’re female?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon.

Start one, I dares you.....

What if no-one replies?"

Then they'll know their not appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I think my modesty is my most redeeming feature. That and my lush cunt and lovely breasts.

Hang on, you’re female? "

Harsh man harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!"

Thanks for your input, sorry to hear about your dodgy stomach. All the best to you X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So what do you like most about me? "

I’m guessing you’ll have the beautiful Welsh accent and your arse looks pretty amazeballs too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I think my modesty is my most redeeming feature. That and my lush cunt and lovely breasts.

Hang on, you’re female?

Harsh man harsh"

It's fine, he's butt hurt cos I skipped him on my guess the willy size thread the other day, you'll see a few like this.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Thanks for your input, sorry to hear about your dodgy stomach. All the best to you X"

*sniggers

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Bookmark...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just marking my place as I think this is going to be all kinds of entertaining to come back to (if I make it before it kicks off and it gets deleted )

Haha everyone loves a lamp post pissing thread "

You are next

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon.

Start one, I dares you.....

What if no-one replies?

Then they'll know their not appreciated. "

I don't want to be responsible for someone not being appreciated though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

"

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

She’s alright. Just don’t give her mod powers or access to mod powers on forums.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum "

Fit as!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

No matter what you think of a forum subject you can't abuse people on the forum...tis the rules if anyone wants to check them out

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon.

Start one, I dares you.....

What if no-one replies?

Then they'll know their not appreciated.

I don't want to be responsible for someone not being appreciated though."

We've spoken before about your responsibility. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside liking her fish taco, her welsh baps and her pretty face, I really love her sense of humour and the way she handles words !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shes super hot but......a lot of her posts seem to be slightly vitriolic,big turn off

However yesterday i was spewing bile in here myself(bad day), glass houses and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not totally against

Narcissistic sociopaths.Each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to the vomit comment gentlemen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'll always be teabags to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not totally against

Narcissistic sociopaths.Each to their own.

"

Thanks for your comment now go and tidy your room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on a warning for some strange reason so im out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me "

You have to explain this to me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me "

I'm guessing she tea-bagged Hatter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

I'm guessing she tea-bagged Hatter. "

So I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me "

Old username

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon.

Start one, I dares you.....

What if no-one replies?

Then they'll know their not appreciated.

I don't want to be responsible for someone not being appreciated though.

We've spoken before about your responsibility. .... "

I don't cope well with responsibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not totally against

Narcissistic sociopaths.Each to their own.

Thanks for your comment now go and tidy your room!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

I'm guessing she tea-bagged Hatter.

So I heard "

He must have extremely long balls in order to reach wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me "

Teabags is one of her old usernames

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!"

Oh have you found a man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

Old username "

Ah right! You are my best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im on a warning for some strange reason so im out"

Think it’s cause your towel isn’t 100% cotton, try Marks there’s are excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not totally against

Narcissistic sociopaths.Each to their own.

Thanks for your comment now go and tidy your room!"

Your welcome .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man? "

She’s window shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me "

Athena for me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon.

Start one, I dares you.....

What if no-one replies?

Then they'll know their not appreciated.

I don't want to be responsible for someone not being appreciated though.

We've spoken before about your responsibility. ....

I don't cope well with responsibility."

That's damn irresponsible!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not totally against

Narcissistic sociopaths.Each to their own.

Thanks for your comment now go and tidy your room!

Your welcome . "

Or go drown in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s alright. Just don’t give her mod powers or access to mod powers on forums. "

Ssshh we won't talk about that place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh shes super hot but......a lot of her posts seem to be slightly vitriolic,big turn off

However yesterday i was spewing bile in here myself(bad day), glass houses and all that"

Sorry to hear about your glass house, lovely in the summer though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im on a warning for some strange reason so im out

Think it’s cause your towel isn’t 100% cotton, try Marks there’s are excellent!"

Hahaha are you implying that he’s a wanker?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man? "

There was a guy on the other thread that fitted my requirements more,but I'd need to see other pics to confirm. These thing's are not easy are they.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping "

Window shopping’s no fun, she needs to do a bit of manhandling

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"She’s alright. Just don’t give her mod powers or access to mod powers on forums.

Ssshh we won't talk about that place "

It’s ok it was the other place we used to get banned from for just mentioning it’s name.

Going back to that summer when we used to mount raids on that site was so funny. Especially on Milky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I love about her, is her innate ability to bring people together!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

There was a guy on the other thread that fitted my requirements more,but I'd need to see other pics to confirm. These thing's are not easy are they."

Now that’s debatable judging by some of the things I’ve read on the forum. However I’d agree with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Window shopping’s no fun, she needs to do a bit of manhandling "

She’s doesn’t cope well with responsibility.. apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

I'm guessing she tea-bagged Hatter.

So I heard

He must have extremely long balls in order to reach wales "

You mean I must have big balls to teach him, the owner of the balls does the tea-bagging, I would be the bagee!

But no ''tis one of my old usernames, it's goes

ClamClub, beefdripping, Athena, SeaWitch, Teabags, Fag&Slippers, The Empress, MissWilkes, GoochSniffer, and now this one. I've been here a long time.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping "

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im on a warning for some strange reason so im out

Think it’s cause your towel isn’t 100% cotton, try Marks there’s are excellent!

Hahaha are you implying that he’s a wanker? "

No, just that is towel looks very polyester, probably over 75%

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What I love about her, is her innate ability to bring people together!"

Would you vote for her as the new communities secretary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did my comment get deleted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

I'm guessing she tea-bagged Hatter.

So I heard

He must have extremely long balls in order to reach wales

You mean I must have big balls to teach him, the owner of the balls does the tea-bagging, I would be the bagee!

But no ''tis one of my old usernames, it's goes

ClamClub, beefdripping, Athena, SeaWitch, Teabags, Fag&Slippers, The Empress, MissWilkes, GoochSniffer, and now this one. I've been here a long time. "

Interesting! I used to be The Gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker."

But the other day you said you like to eat men and spit them out and they hate that

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker.

But the other day you said you like to eat men and spit them out and they hate that "

Shushh man just shush,what did I say about being annoying! I'm a woman I'm allowed to change on a minute by minute basis,you should know this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker.

But the other day you said you like to eat men and spit them out and they hate that

Shushh man just shush,what did I say about being annoying! I'm a woman I'm allowed to change on a minute by minute basis,you should know this."

Hahaha not this time hun. I’ve got you by the clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker."

Window licker-aphex twin

https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc

A must see video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aside liking her fish taco, her welsh baps and her pretty face, I really love her sense of humour and the way she handles words !"

this man

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker.

But the other day you said you like to eat men and spit them out and they hate that

Shushh man just shush,what did I say about being annoying! I'm a woman I'm allowed to change on a minute by minute basis,you should know this.

Hahaha not this time hun. I’ve got you by the clit "

My fanny has just closed up for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aside liking her fish taco, her welsh baps and her pretty face, I really love her sense of humour and the way she handles words !

this man"

Don’t you two live pretty close?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me "

Fuckin-ell keep up!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker.

Window licker-aphex twin

https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc

A must see video"

Err...yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker.

But the other day you said you like to eat men and spit them out and they hate that

Shushh man just shush,what did I say about being annoying! I'm a woman I'm allowed to change on a minute by minute basis,you should know this.

Hahaha not this time hun. I’ve got you by the clit

My fanny has just closed up for some reason."

For good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker.

Window licker-aphex twin

https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc

A must see video

Err...yeah."

You no likey?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker.

Window licker-aphex twin

https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc

A must see video

Err...yeah.

You no likey?"

Bit too much swearing for my liking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just take this opportunity and admit that I want to eat her

She’s super yummy

Ignite, this one for what you're looking for, couldn't remember his new username. I know him from my fitness forum

Fit as!

Oh have you found a man?

She’s window shopping

Yeah I can't actually buy one at the moment,so just being a window licker.

Window licker-aphex twin

https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc

A must see video

Err...yeah.

You no likey?"

Love it, always used to be on this music channel late at night when I was dating a guy who worked in KFC and he'd bring home chicken and corn on the cobs. I used to be waiting for him and window licker would always come on which used to freak me out and then felix da house cat silver screen shower scene video would come on which isn't scary but at the end of the video it says "you will never be home again" that used to freak me out!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Oh I appreciate her

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

I'm guessing she tea-bagged Hatter.

So I heard

He must have extremely long balls in order to reach wales

You mean I must have big balls to teach him, the owner of the balls does the tea-bagging, I would be the bagee!

But no ''tis one of my old usernames, it's goes

ClamClub, beefdripping, Athena, SeaWitch, Teabags, Fag&Slippers, The Empress, MissWilkes, GoochSniffer, and now this one. I've been here a long time. "

Can I ask. Why so many user names and change of profiles. To me and don’t get this wrong you seem to be running away from something or one. I don’t get anyone who changes user names and comes back as someone else. It doesn’t ring with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

I'm guessing she tea-bagged Hatter.

So I heard

He must have extremely long balls in order to reach wales

You mean I must have big balls to teach him, the owner of the balls does the tea-bagging, I would be the bagee!

But no ''tis one of my old usernames, it's goes

ClamClub, beefdripping, Athena, SeaWitch, Teabags, Fag&Slippers, The Empress, MissWilkes, GoochSniffer, and now this one. I've been here a long time.

Can I ask. Why so many user names and change of profiles. To me and don’t get this wrong you seem to be running away from something or one. I don’t get anyone who changes user names and comes back as someone else. It doesn’t ring with me "

I like to renew when my profile gets to a year old so I still look fresh and new. Also I've had temper tantrums and deleted in a strop and come back a week later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

I'm guessing she tea-bagged Hatter.

So I heard

He must have extremely long balls in order to reach wales

You mean I must have big balls to teach him, the owner of the balls does the tea-bagging, I would be the bagee!

But no ''tis one of my old usernames, it's goes

ClamClub, beefdripping, Athena, SeaWitch, Teabags, Fag&Slippers, The Empress, MissWilkes, GoochSniffer, and now this one. I've been here a long time.

Can I ask. Why so many user names and change of profiles. To me and don’t get this wrong you seem to be running away from something or one. I don’t get anyone who changes user names and comes back as someone else. It doesn’t ring with me

I like to renew when my profile gets to a year old so I still look fresh and new. Also I've had temper tantrums and deleted in a strop and come back a week later. "

Next time go for Mrs Bananaman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much CRINGE!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!"

Go eat some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Go eat some cake "

I don’t like cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Go eat some cake

I don’t like cake or banter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy "

Close the door on the way out.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

I'm guessing she tea-bagged Hatter.

So I heard

He must have extremely long balls in order to reach wales

You mean I must have big balls to teach him, the owner of the balls does the tea-bagging, I would be the bagee!

But no ''tis one of my old usernames, it's goes

ClamClub, beefdripping, Athena, SeaWitch, Teabags, Fag&Slippers, The Empress, MissWilkes, GoochSniffer, and now this one. I've been here a long time.

Can I ask. Why so many user names and change of profiles. To me and don’t get this wrong you seem to be running away from something or one. I don’t get anyone who changes user names and comes back as someone else. It doesn’t ring with me

I like to renew when my profile gets to a year old so I still look fresh and new. Also I've had temper tantrums and deleted in a strop and come back a week later. "

Do you not think it’s just best to be who you are and not change If only real life was that easy.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"So much CRINGE!!!"

Thread drift, but your username is the punchline to one of my favourite jokes.....

As you were everyone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im on a warning for some strange reason so im out

Think it’s cause your towel isn’t 100% cotton, try Marks there’s are excellent!"

Mark who???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy "

I think it's quite amusing and a change from all the single man bashing threads.

A much needed bit of light relief on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!"

Oh stop it. You're jel you didn't think of this with one of your little fans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

I think it's quite amusing and a change from all the single man bashing threads.

A much needed bit of light relief on the forums. "

You are next The Brain

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

I think it's quite amusing and a change from all the single man bashing threads.

A much needed bit of light relief on the forums. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Oh stop it. You're jel you didn't think of this with one of your little fans "

not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We might not always see eye to eye but she is always true to herself and I admire that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy "

Winners all around and a few hatters

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Oooof shots fired

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

I think this thread is great good on ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

I think it's quite amusing and a change from all the single man bashing threads.

A much needed bit of light relief on the forums.

You are next The Brain "

I'm big enough to take any fawning, flattery or flatulence you send my way Narnaman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

I think it's quite amusing and a change from all the single man bashing threads.

A much needed bit of light relief on the forums.

You are next The Brain

I'm big enough to take any fawning, flattery or flatulence you send my way Narnaman "

Choose a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!"

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator! "

Internet,

Meet my security guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comedy gold hahahahaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you find yourself offended by this thread try the ‘Erections, are they on the rise?’ thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator! "

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Oh stop it. You're jel you didn't think of this with one of your little fans "

Yea, so? Like I’m bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Go eat some cake

I don’t like cake or banter

"

dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock "

I’ll take your word on that big fella!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock "

Heat from your head can get to your cock in which can better suck it your self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

I’ll take your word on that big fella! "

Big fella? Nobody has ever called me that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

Heat from your head can get to your cock in which can better suck it your self "

If I could I wouldn’t be here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

I’ll take your word on that big fella!

Big fella? Nobody has ever called me that before"

Well they have now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

Winners all around and a few hatters "

Yeah mad as a box of frogs. I thought as everuone else ususlly slates someone id give it a go. As im normally quite polite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

I’ll take your word on that big fella!

Big fella? Nobody has ever called me that before

Well they have now!"

And I haven’t stopped smiling since

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

Heat from your head can get to your cock in which can better suck it your self

If I could I wouldn’t be here "

With this attitude you will be here until the last day of planet earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

Winners all around and a few hatters

Yeah mad as a box of frogs. I thought as everuone else ususlly slates someone id give it a go. As im normally quite polite lol "

I’ll take your word on it, actions say otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

Heat from your head can get to your cock in which can better suck it your self

If I could I wouldn’t be here

With this attitude you will be here until the last day of planet earth "

Oh i just got that message in my private messages. Dnt have a cock. So cant burn it but will remember should i get one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

Heat from your head can get to your cock in which can better suck it your self

If I could I wouldn’t be here

With this attitude you will be here until the last day of planet earth

Oh i just got that message in my private messages. Dnt have a cock. So cant burn it but will remember should i get one "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

Internet,

Meet my security guard "

Step aside, I’ll take this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

Heat from your head can get to your cock in which can better suck it your self

If I could I wouldn’t be here

With this attitude you will be here until the last day of planet earth

Oh i just got that message in my private messages. Dnt have a cock. So cant burn it but will remember should i get one

Haha "

Minge now. How immature. Griw some balls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

Heat from your head can get to your cock in which can better suck it your self

If I could I wouldn’t be here

With this attitude you will be here until the last day of planet earth "

Or I master the art of yoga, but since I don’t do yoga, it will have to be the last day of earth. I’m ok with this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

Heat from your head can get to your cock in which can better suck it your self

If I could I wouldn’t be here

With this attitude you will be here until the last day of planet earth

Oh i just got that message in my private messages. Dnt have a cock. So cant burn it but will remember should i get one

Haha

Minge now. How immature. Griw some balls lol"

Loving your tactics.. how childish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon"

That I would pay to see!

I'd like to be on hand to offer a few pumps of lube and some wet wipes.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

Winners all around and a few hatters "

There is only one Hatter!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon

That I would pay to see!

I'd like to be on hand to offer a few pumps of lube and some wet wipes. "

Would you be my fluffer? No offence to the other guys but they’re not my type and staying hard could be an issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me "

Wasn't teabags the witch in chorlton and the wheelies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So much CRINGE!!!

Don’t burn your cock on that radiator!

It’s summer! My radiator isn’t even on, and if it was, it’s not as hot as my cock

Heat from your head can get to your cock in which can better suck it your self

If I could I wouldn’t be here

With this attitude you will be here until the last day of planet earth

Oh i just got that message in my private messages. Dnt have a cock. So cant burn it but will remember should i get one

Haha

Minge now. How immature. Griw some balls lol"

Thought you werent sticking around?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon

That I would pay to see!

I'd like to be on hand to offer a few pumps of lube and some wet wipes.

Would you be my fluffer? No offence to the other guys but they’re not my type and staying hard could be an issue"

Likewise, I’m not playing unless she joins in

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Stop your squabbling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She'll always be teabags to me

You have to explain this to me

Wasn't teabags the witch in chorlton and the wheelies? "

Are you asking me or telling me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop your squabbling."

Stop kids.. auntie ignite is here!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

I think it's quite amusing and a change from all the single man bashing threads.

A much needed bit of light relief on the forums.

You are next The Brain

I'm big enough to take any fawning, flattery or flatulence you send my way Narnaman "

Narnaman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop your squabbling."

No! You stop YOUR squabbling!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Stop your squabbling.

Stop kids.. auntie ignite is here!! "

Yeah if people don't stop sqabbling I'll give them a big fat sloppy aunty kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon

That I would pay to see!

I'd like to be on hand to offer a few pumps of lube and some wet wipes.

Would you be my fluffer? No offence to the other guys but they’re not my type and staying hard could be an issue"

Just rest it on that radiator!

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over a year ago


"Stop your squabbling.

Stop kids.. auntie ignite is here!!

Yeah if people don't stop sqabbling I'll give them a big fat sloppy aunty kiss. "

Then consider me the master squabbler!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Stop your squabbling.

No! You stop YOUR squabbling! "

I'm not squabbling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon

That I would pay to see!

I'd like to be on hand to offer a few pumps of lube and some wet wipes.

Would you be my fluffer? No offence to the other guys but they’re not my type and staying hard could be an issue

Just rest it on that radiator!"

You’ve already made a radiator joke his hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop your squabbling.

No! You stop YOUR squabbling!

I'm not squabbling."

There you go again, causing an argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon

That I would pay to see!

I'd like to be on hand to offer a few pumps of lube and some wet wipes.

Would you be my fluffer? No offence to the other guys but they’re not my type and staying hard could be an issue

Just rest it on that radiator!

You’ve already made a radiator joke his hour"

I’ve just bought a book of radiator gags, I need to get moneys worth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please start a part 2 thread when this is full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon

That I would pay to see!

I'd like to be on hand to offer a few pumps of lube and some wet wipes.

Would you be my fluffer? No offence to the other guys but they’re not my type and staying hard could be an issue

Just rest it on that radiator!

You’ve already made a radiator joke his hour

I’ve just bought a book of radiator gags, I need to get moneys worth!"

Ahh ok, I apologise, carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop your squabbling.

No! You stop YOUR squabbling!

I'm not squabbling.

There you go again, causing an argument "

You don’t know Aunty Ignite.. she will eat you and spit you out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please start a part 2 thread when this is full"

Beg me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Stop your squabbling.

No! You stop YOUR squabbling!

I'm not squabbling.

There you go again, causing an argument "

I'm not arguing.

This could go on and on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop your squabbling.

No! You stop YOUR squabbling!

I'm not squabbling.

There you go again, causing an argument

I'm not arguing.

This could go on and on..."

Yes you are! Oh my god, you do this every time. Why am I always the bad guy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop your squabbling.

No! You stop YOUR squabbling!

I'm not squabbling.

There you go again, causing an argument

I'm not arguing.

This could go on and on...

Yes you are! Oh my god, you do this every time. Why am I always the bad guy! "

Because you are guy! Duh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon

That I would pay to see!

I'd like to be on hand to offer a few pumps of lube and some wet wipes.

Would you be my fluffer? No offence to the other guys but they’re not my type and staying hard could be an issue"

That's actually a fantasy of mine. To have a straight guy laying on a bed with a bi guy sucking him off but I've got to sit on his face and hold his hands to get him through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow what a thread. Pretty desperate way to get the attention of someone. Although she seems quite happy with it. Enjoy

I think it's quite amusing and a change from all the single man bashing threads.

A much needed bit of light relief on the forums.

You are next The Brain

I'm big enough to take any fawning, flattery or flatulence you send my way Narnaman

Narnaman."

She’s a bad narna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please start a part 2 thread when this is full

Beg me "

Please start a part 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo admins been in a cleaning up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see a MMM 3some on the horizon"

You, Narnaman and Cakey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon."

Not before mine! No queue jumpers please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your tongues out of her ass. Creepy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Is this possibly the most vomit inducing post I have ever read? And for the 'lady' herself to comment also just goes to show how ridiculous the post is and the people concerned. If you like 'her' that much just message 'her' and arrange a mutual appreciation society. A quiet corner in a pub should do!

Lighten up chick lighten up,your appreciation thread will be coming soon.

Not before mine! No queue jumpers please "

Sorry,you can be next.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bad narna and Narnaman thats cute!

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