FabSwingers.com forum: What pisses you off during sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you pull out to see a soggy condom hanging off the end of your knob and you wasn’t wearing one to begin with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you pull out to see a soggy condom hanging off the end of your knob and you wasn’t wearing one to begin with"

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbly gloryhole workers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you you pull your knob out off her ass and theres a piece if corn on the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you pull out to see a soggy condom hanging off the end of your knob and you wasn’t wearing one to begin with"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says don’t cum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there’s a face in between your thighs but you really need to trump

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When you pull out to see a soggy condom hanging off the end of your knob and you wasn’t wearing one to begin with"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to remain in the zone wearing a fart on your nose

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Learning that not all fruit should be inserted. Bloody pineapples

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

When you lose your rhythm because her dog keeps staring at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I have been told "you go now' after the girl has orgasmed enough and she wants it over quickly

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

When her husband arrives home sooner than expected from his martial art lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u go down and have to move a cock out the way to get to the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are having an affair and her husband is a big black man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wipe your cock in her Laura Ashley curtains and she goes through the roof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When there’s a face in between your thighs but you really need to trump"

Ambience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When there’s a face in between your thighs but you really need to trump

Ambience "

No! Nappies!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say? "

Amsterdam or a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say?

Amsterdam or a club.

Well throw a suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screaming kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're on the cusp of an orgasm and they suddenly stop thrusting and say stop stop stop don't move!!

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"Screaming kids."

There’s a really bad joke there........

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

When she lifts her legs up, obscures my view, and I don’t see what the red team’s last item made in the auction on Bargainhunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he calls it your cute little hole.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"When he calls it your cute little hole. "

Its better than a gaping maw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When he calls it your cute little hole.

Its better than a gaping maw!"

Or wizards sleeve

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

When she checks her watch and says “times up”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see the window cleaner peaking in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeaky beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When her collection of Victorian dolls all turn their heads to look at you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she checks her watch and says “times up”"

Leave the money on the table

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh we are playing properly??

When he has to stop to go call his wife

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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When he calls me his wife's name

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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When actually he thinks he's good at oral....but isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh we are playing properly??

When he has to stop to go call his wife "

But you said nothing lol who you chef your nerve

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh we are playing properly??

When he has to stop to go call his wife

But you said nothing lol who you chef your nerve

Eh?

I decided to relate to past experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring!!

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

When they keep asking, is this ok totally off putting

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By *xxghostMan
over a year ago

birmingham

When it’s like KFC’s

You start with the tasty breast then the juicy thighs and then all your left with is a greasy bucket lol

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Snoring!!

Glad I don't snore

Hiding in the cupboard till the husband gone out

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

When she asks you about a cure for the damp patch on her ceiling whilst you're in the full throws of sex - this happened.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

When she works out how to get the handcuffs/ties updone by herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog licking your feet wound me right up

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say? "

You can try lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say?

You can try lol

I wanna be financially responsible for the lost of your virginity

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say?

You can try lol

I wanna be financially responsible for the lost of your virginity

Lol as i sed you can try but i wood hold your breath lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone trying to make me squirt - just fuck off will ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say?

You can try lol

I wanna be financially responsible for the lost of your virginity

Lol as i sed you can try but i wood hold your breath lol

Why not?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone trying to make me squirt - just fuck off will ya?

Trying hahahahah you are very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone trying to make me squirt - just fuck off will ya?

Trying hahahahah you are very funny

I’m sending _eeside to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my pet dog tries to lick my balls

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say?

You can try lol

I wanna be financially responsible for the lost of your virginity

Lol as i sed you can try but i wood hold your breath lol

Why not?!

Cos i no wot my normal luck is like.

You'd have a better chance of winning the lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say?

You can try lol

I wanna be financially responsible for the lost of your virginity

Lol as i sed you can try but i wood hold your breath lol

Why not?!

Cos i no wot my normal luck is like.

You'd have a better chance of winning the lottery.

How about this Sunday at Dirty Dicks then we will go to a place called Smiles

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Anyone trying to make me squirt - just fuck off will ya?

Trying hahahahah you are very funny

I’m sending _eeside to you

How do i get to the West Midlands and back in just 16 hours ?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Don't no.

Ive never had any sex to start with

Well then that’s what pisses you off!

See side let me take you to a sex parlour.. what do you say?

You can try lol

I wanna be financially responsible for the lost of your virginity

Lol as i sed you can try but i wood hold your breath lol

Why not?!

Cos i no wot my normal luck is like.

You'd have a better chance of winning the lottery.

How about this Sunday at Dirty Dicks then we will go to a place called Smiles

Wor time as I'm working Sunday ?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

When I'm about to cum telling me not to get it in their eyes/hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting when I cum!

Geeky x

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

When she asks if it's in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm about to cum telling me not to get it in their eyes/hair. "

Just selfish isn't it!?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"When I'm about to cum telling me not to get it in their eyes/hair. "

Don't think I've ever said this

but it is a bitch in the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to make me squirt/cum when I've said I don't.

Playing with my arse when I've said no.

Answering the phone (only had this once and it ended the relationship, he was a strange one)

Constantly asking if that's OK.

Yanking my piercings, they are attached.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"When I'm about to cum telling me not to get it in their eyes/hair.

Just selfish isn't it!? "

Exactly, it's my moment so the last thing I want to be given at the point of ejaculation is rules o follow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When there’s a face in between your thighs but you really need to trump"

love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being shushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being shushed "

This. And overly squeaky beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"When I'm about to cum telling me not to get it in their eyes/hair.

Don't think I've ever said this

but it is a bitch in the eyes"

You haven't to me but we do know its not nice.

I don't aim for the hair and eyes on purpose but only have so much control, telling me at the last second what I already know makes no difference where i spray it and is just an annoying distraction!

If you're going to take a pasting then you have to accept their will occasionally be some friendly fire.

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Cramp in my leg, just as I'm about to get her off.

Suck up the pain and keep going or cry like a baby.

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Being shushed "

It’s the worst!!

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