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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well...

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Rarely posts but stamina-epic85.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get there eventually. In the building process

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones I think are the best don't post in the forums

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'll get there eventually. In the building process "

Yeah you're getting there,keep it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limpet

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"The ones I think are the best don't post in the forums "

Damn,I want to see toned bodies myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed mister is one of my fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Mixed mister is one of my fans "

*favs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somone mention a 6pack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones I think are the best don't post in the forums

Damn,I want to see toned bodies myself. "

Passionate Tiger is pretty buff in the forums tho

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


" Mixed mister is one of my fans "

We know Scarlet and I agree.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Mines hidden beneath 16 stone of flab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones on my friends list.

Oooh, and my hotlist!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Limpet "

I can't really see him properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones I think are the best don't post in the forums

Damn,I want to see toned bodies myself. "

Will my pec's do?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"The ones on my friends list.

Oooh, and my hotlist! "

Names give me names woman!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"The ones I think are the best don't post in the forums

Damn,I want to see toned bodies myself.

Will my pec's do?"

I love pec's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

And this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones on my friends list.

Oooh, and my hotlist! "

Thank you

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


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Nice arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Limpet

I can't really see him properly."

I can (smug face emoji)

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


" Mixed mister is one of my fans

*favs "

Yep, mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were already on my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nice arse!"

Thank you

You've given me more motivation to squat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I enter the over 50’s catagory ?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I do keep trying on the Torso Tuesday threads

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"

Nice arse!

Thank you

You've given me more motivation to squat!!"

You've given me motivation to get off my settee and see you squat!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"I'll get there eventually. In the building process "

Looks good to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passionate Tiger is pretty buff in the forums tho "

... had a quick look ... I agree

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can I enter the over 50’s catagory ?"

There's no age limit,if you have a toned body then you have a toned body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets hard to compete at nearly 50

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside


"Well..."

Me! Haha! Ok not me but not bad for 50 eh?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well...

Me! Haha! Ok not me but not bad for 50 eh?"

Yeah not bad,no beer belly so that's good.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I do keep trying on the Torso Tuesday threads "

You don't need to try.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Right come on any slim and toned I don't care if they're on the forum's or not just give me names.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

FitandHorny92 (though looking at his face makes me feel wrong as he's so young looking)

Fab1984

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"I do keep trying on the Torso Tuesday threads

You don't need to try."

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't mine

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Sex Luther.

He can lay on top of me all night.

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

not claiming to have the best,however ive not the worst

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"not claiming to have the best,however ive not the worst "

True say. I’m a fan!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"FitandHorny92 (though looking at his face makes me feel wrong as he's so young looking)

Fab1984"

The first guy winked me 2 wks ago it appears,God knows why he's miles away. Yeah I know what you mean I got married three years after he was born!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FitandHorny92 (though looking at his face makes me feel wrong as he's so young looking)

Fab1984"

I concur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam (Laceyandsam)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I enter the over 50’s catagory ?"

Can I lick your thighs?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I've given up trying to recover the 6pack from my twenties...will have to settle for a 4pack instead

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I've given up trying to recover the 6pack from my twenties...will have to settle for a 4pack instead "

I’m going to carry on with a one! Lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

There's too many to mention

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I've given up trying to recover the 6pack from my twenties...will have to settle for a 4pack instead

I’m going to carry on with a one! Lol "

Looks perfectly fine to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this could make or break a persons ego

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Mine is a runners/cyclists body so no bulk but I like it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Sam (Laceyandsam) "

Ooooft. Yes.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Gets hard to compete at nearly 50 "

I feel your pain mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some tasty bods in here. Yum.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sam (Laceyandsam) "

I personally can't see him properly.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I want to find my perfect slim and toned.

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over a year ago


"this could make or break a persons ego "

Mine has been broken since winter 95

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Ill throw myself in. *noob

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside


"Well...

Me! Haha! Ok not me but not bad for 50 eh?

Yeah not bad,no beer belly so that's good."

Thanks! I would return the compliment but you have hidden your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I enter the over 50’s catagory ?

Can I lick your thighs? "

Sure that would be fun....just don’t stop there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not ready for judgment work in progress

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"this could make or break a persons ego "

Well we had one from Clem I was just evening thing's up.

You have nothing to worry about.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95"

Shut up and get naked.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well...

Me! Haha! Ok not me but not bad for 50 eh?

Yeah not bad,no beer belly so that's good.

Thanks! I would return the compliment but you have hidden your profile!"

I hide my middle aged spread which I hate. Screw the aging/menopausal process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked."

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

How's mine

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message "

Prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim and but not very toned. More work is to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it."

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken "

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

"

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys. "

Blushes

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Wouldn't say i have best bod on fab as there is some really ripped great looking physiques on here.

But i train hard with what i have.

Always trying to improve though...which is getting harder as i get older lol.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Slim and but not very toned. More work is to be done "

Shall we get toned together,I think I'm passed it now. The inclination is there just not the actually doing it bit.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys.

Blushes "

F... off what are you blushing for?!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment ! "

You're not a total disappointment,just a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slim and but not very toned. More work is to be done

Shall we get toned together,I think I'm passed it now. The inclination is there just not the actually doing it bit."

Yea let’s. I need a work out buddy for motivation

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wouldn't say i have best bod on fab as there is some really ripped great looking physiques on here.

But i train hard with what i have.

Always trying to improve though...which is getting harder as i get older lol.

"

You have a great body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment !

You're not a total disappointment,just a little bit. "

So you are telling that I am even failing at being a disapointment ?!

Oh god it is even worst that I though !

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys. "

Ahh well, ‘Dad bod’ thread it is.........

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment !

You're not a total disappointment,just a little bit.

So you are telling that I am even failing at being a disapointment ?!

Oh god it is even worst that I though !

"

There's no hope for you is there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys.

Blushes

F... off what are you blushing for?! "

Because I'm handsome with a decent willy apparently

And modest

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A very subjective thing as it depends what you’re into.

SSS is really doing it for me right now and it helps that I can feel every day as well as look.

But I also like a bigger, more muscled look as well, and there are a few examples dotted around who have caught my attention.

I appreciate the effort which goes into such results

TB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do slightly clapped out Dad bods count?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

All the ones on my friends list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys.

Ahh well, ‘Dad bod’ thread it is......... "

Woops. Didn't see this.

But we'll slink off and have a pint together while the ladies salivate..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F&B, Probably, Mr insatiable, rugbylad1310, Dix14, rugbytoyboy

My friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys.

Ahh well, ‘Dad bod’ thread it is......... "

Hardly and you know it. You've got a very sexy body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment !

You're not a total disappointment,just a little bit.

So you are telling that I am even failing at being a disapointment ?!

Oh god it is even worst that I though !

There's no hope for you is there."

Apparently no ! I'll end up my life tonight with 23 imodiums .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can but try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insert humble brag here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right come on any slim and toned I don't care if they're on the forum's or not just give me names."

Trying to stay a bit toned post 40, but it depends on whether the chips craving gets the better of me

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys.

Ahh well, ‘Dad bod’ thread it is.........

Woops. Didn't see this.

But we'll slink off and have a pint together while the ladies salivate.. "

Nice one mate! A well-hopped IPA for me, with a high alcohol level to speed up the pound-piling

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By *ommander DomMan
over a year ago

Walsall

My ugly mug got called cute today

Just the body bit to work on...

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now.

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

Ladies y'all look amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a few on here...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys.

Ahh well, ‘Dad bod’ thread it is.........

Hardly and you know it. You've got a very sexy body. "

Thank you

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment !

You're not a total disappointment,just a little bit.

So you are telling that I am even failing at being a disapointment ?!

Oh god it is even worst that I though !

There's no hope for you is there.

Apparently no ! I'll end up my life tonight with 23 imodiums . "

Stop being a drama queen and put the imodiums away.

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over a year ago


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys.

Ahh well, ‘Dad bod’ thread it is.........

Woops. Didn't see this.

But we'll slink off and have a pint together while the ladies salivate..

Nice one mate! A well-hopped IPA for me, with a high alcohol level to speed up the pound-piling "

A fine option sir.

Bottoms up!!

Well... metaphorically anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment !

You're not a total disappointment,just a little bit.

So you are telling that I am even failing at being a disapointment ?!

Oh god it is even worst that I though !

There's no hope for you is there.

Apparently no ! I'll end up my life tonight with 23 imodiums .

Stop being a drama queen and put the imodiums away."

No way ! I want to die with dignity and won't let my sphincter let me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husbands is slim/toned (legs like a sparrow though!) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m slim and toned, kind of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rarely posts but stamina-epic85."

His back view is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys. "

She’s right! I’m well ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy on the Scottish forum who has strong shoulders, his bum is quite nice too!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment !

You're not a total disappointment,just a little bit.

So you are telling that I am even failing at being a disapointment ?!

Oh god it is even worst that I though !

There's no hope for you is there.

Apparently no ! I'll end up my life tonight with 23 imodiums .

Stop being a drama queen and put the imodiums away.

No way ! I want to die with dignity and won't let my sphincter let me down "

Can you leave me your money in your will then please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can but try "

I was just about to put your name in the ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment !

You're not a total disappointment,just a little bit.

So you are telling that I am even failing at being a disapointment ?!

Oh god it is even worst that I though !

There's no hope for you is there.

Apparently no ! I'll end up my life tonight with 23 imodiums .

Stop being a drama queen and put the imodiums away.

No way ! I want to die with dignity and won't let my sphincter let me down

Can you leave me your money in your will then please?"

Sure,

write your full name and adress here :

I will do the necessary !

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"The ones on my friends list.

Oooh, and my hotlist! "

This ^^^^^^. My hotlist is on fire! .

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Right I'm going out for a while when I get back I want to see my perfect body for today...

Do not let me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm going out for a while when I get back I want to see my perfect body for today...

Do not let me down."

Can you pick me up some Monster Munch?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slim and but not very toned. More work is to be done

Shall we get toned together,I think I'm passed it now. The inclination is there just not the actually doing it bit.

Yea let’s. I need a work out buddy for motivation"

How many walking steps will it take to burn off two fresh cream apple turnovers?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"this could make or break a persons ego

Mine has been broken since winter 95

Shut up and get naked.

Yes boss.

Typed this message naked and happy to be naked while typing this message

Prove it.

Would love to but my phone camera is broken

I thought our relationship was strong you let me down.

You should know by then ! I strive to be a disapointment !

You're not a total disappointment,just a little bit.

So you are telling that I am even failing at being a disapointment ?!

Oh god it is even worst that I though !

There's no hope for you is there.

Apparently no ! I'll end up my life tonight with 23 imodiums .

Stop being a drama queen and put the imodiums away.

No way ! I want to die with dignity and won't let my sphincter let me down

Can you leave me your money in your will then please?

Sure,

write your full name and adress here :

I will do the necessary ! "

I'll pm you I don't want a rush of people throwing their money at me.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Slim and but not very toned. More work is to be done

Shall we get toned together,I think I'm passed it now. The inclination is there just not the actually doing it bit.

Yea let’s. I need a work out buddy for motivation

How many walking steps will it take to burn off two fresh cream apple turnovers?"

Probably more than the chippy, apple pie and custard I had last night!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Is anyone ever really happy with their body . Especially if you are constantly striving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got only 1 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slim and but not very toned. More work is to be done

Shall we get toned together,I think I'm passed it now. The inclination is there just not the actually doing it bit.

Yea let’s. I need a work out buddy for motivation

How many walking steps will it take to burn off two fresh cream apple turnovers?

Probably more than the chippy, apple pie and custard I had last night!"

I'd better get my sensible shoes on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone ever really happy with their body . Especially if you are constantly striving "

That's for a whole 'nother thread fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bad for 49 i think.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Mine's certainly not the best on here but hopefully I'm rated around 1153rd on Fab

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire


"Is anyone ever really happy with their body . Especially if you are constantly striving "

Yes. 3 years ago i my bodu was starting to slouch and so i insisted upon myself to improve. I dont do things half baked and gladly turned into a passion. All about the challenge and focus. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to go to the gym a lot.

At 42 with real life commitments it's taken a back seat.

Maybe one day.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's certainly not the best on here but hopefully I'm rated around 1153rd on Fab "

If yours is only 1153rd I'm in a lot of trouble.

I don't think I can envisage a number high enough to predict mine.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Is anyone ever really happy with their body . Especially if you are constantly striving

Yes. 3 years ago i my bodu was starting to slouch and so i insisted upon myself to improve. I dont do things half baked and gladly turned into a passion. All about the challenge and focus. Love it "

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread, btw. Perv-central!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great thread, btw. Perv-central! "

Perved in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone ever really happy with their body . Especially if you are constantly striving "

I'd be happy with you in my bed.

I was going to say your body but thought it might sound serial killer ish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well..."

Should this not be be ?

Best NATURAL men's bodies on fab

and another for

Best PED men's bodies on fab

sorry but they cant fool everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's certainly not the best on here but hopefully I'm rated around 1153rd on Fab

If yours is only 1153rd I'm in a lot of trouble.

I don't think I can envisage a number high enough to predict mine. "

Yours is hidden. That's cheating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many sexy men

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford


"not claiming to have the best,however ive not the worst

True say. I’m a fan!"

Shucks

You've made me blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's certainly not the best on here but hopefully I'm rated around 1153rd on Fab

If yours is only 1153rd I'm in a lot of trouble.

I don't think I can envisage a number high enough to predict mine.

Yours is hidden. That's cheating. "

My what is hidden?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Well...

Should this not be be ?

Best NATURAL men's bodies on fab

and another for

Best PED men's bodies on fab

sorry but they cant fool everyone

"

Agreed

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Is anyone ever really happy with their body . Especially if you are constantly striving

I'd be happy with you in my bed.

I was going to say your body but thought it might sound serial killer ish. "

Please don’t kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornishbunty

Dickyboy79

G3orgie has a delicious body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneaks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a time when I used to be in men’s hot pics often. Now I struggle to get 10 fabs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember a time when I used to be in men’s hot pics often. Now I struggle to get 10 fabs lol"

1829 was great year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember a time when I used to be in men’s hot pics often. Now I struggle to get 10 fabs lol

1829 was great year "

Haha funny man!

Last year I was red hot. Stupidly deleted my profile and after 2 months realised there was a big hole in my life. Since I’ve been back it’s more than hard work. I forgot how much hard work it is being a newbie on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember a time when I used to be in men’s hot pics often. Now I struggle to get 10 fabs lol

1829 was great year "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the best, but I like to think mine isn't bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the best, but I like to think mine isn't bad "

Allow it Luke

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Slim and but not very toned. More work is to be done

Shall we get toned together,I think I'm passed it now. The inclination is there just not the actually doing it bit.

Yea let’s. I need a work out buddy for motivation

How many walking steps will it take to burn off two fresh cream apple turnovers?"

30 minutes of hard-core sex will do it

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys.

Ahh well, ‘Dad bod’ thread it is.........

Woops. Didn't see this.

But we'll slink off and have a pint together while the ladies salivate..

Nice one mate! A well-hopped IPA for me, with a high alcohol level to speed up the pound-piling

A fine option sir.

Bottoms up!!

Well... metaphorically anyway... "

Cheers buddy! See you in the 'Dad's bod' thread, beer glass in hand

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now."

Feel free to have a good perv at our profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's certainly not the best on here but hopefully I'm rated around 1153rd on Fab

If yours is only 1153rd I'm in a lot of trouble.

I don't think I can envisage a number high enough to predict mine.

Yours is hidden. That's cheating.

My what is hidden? "

Well I can see your hands. It's a nice suit mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone ever really happy with their body . Especially if you are constantly striving

I'd be happy with you in my bed.

I was going to say your body but thought it might sound serial killer ish.

Please don’t kill me "

I'll try to restrain myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now."

Sounds Similar hmmmm let me know.. it will come to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adam from Adam & Eve

Tame Impala has the swimmer physique going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could I forget Pat Mustard and Fab & Bearded

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I remember a time when I used to be in men’s hot pics often. Now I struggle to get 10 fabs lol"

Whenever you post up a new pic, alter your message filters to include single guys, and list yourself as 'bi-curious'; guaranteed to get you on Page 1 Men's Hot Pics, then switch back when you start messaging women again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing with best bodies is other factors often fall down. My own personal experience I've found that the elite best bodies belong to men that don't arent extremely handsome or they will be very very short.

On that basis I only have men on my friends and hotlist that have good bodies, low body fat and visible muscle definition everywhere and also handsome with decent willys. "

You mean a porn star then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can but try

I was just about to put your name in the ring."

Too kind of you

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now.

Feel free to have a good perv at our profile "

That's pretty damn close to what I had in mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab thread OP

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well...

Should this not be be ?

Best NATURAL men's bodies on fab

and another for

Best PED men's bodies on fab

sorry but they cant fool everyone

"

Natural all the way.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now.

Sounds Similar hmmmm let me know.. it will come to me "

Your body looks good from what I can see,shame you're an annoying f*cker at time's.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fab thread OP

"

Clems idea he did one about the ladies I was just levelling thing's up.

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over a year ago


"I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now.

Sounds Similar hmmmm let me know.. it will come to me

Your body looks good from what I can see,shame you're an annoying f*cker at time's."

Annoying? That might be the sexual tension between us

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now.

Sounds Similar hmmmm let me know.. it will come to me

Your body looks good from what I can see,shame you're an annoying f*cker at time's.

Annoying? That might be the sexual tension between us "

No. No it's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now.

Sounds Similar hmmmm let me know.. it will come to me

Your body looks good from what I can see,shame you're an annoying f*cker at time's.

Annoying? That might be the sexual tension between us "

Easy to get those two confused!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now.

Sounds Similar hmmmm let me know.. it will come to me

Your body looks good from what I can see,shame you're an annoying f*cker at time's.

Annoying? That might be the sexual tension between us

No. No it's not."

Well you can’t have everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adam from Adam & Eve

Tame Impala has the swimmer physique going on!

"

I could dive into your ocean blue eyes and swim forever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adam from Adam & Eve

Tame Impala has the swimmer physique going on!

I could dive into your ocean blue eyes and swim forever! "

That’s very romantic I must say.. brought tears to my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitley not mine - but I'm trying!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I remember a time when I used to be in men’s hot pics often. Now I struggle to get 10 fabs lol"

Or post a pic of a pair of big tits, that works equally well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'll never be up there with some of the guys... but I am more than happy with my dadbod

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I want slim and toned today,I love the more muscular as well someone who looks like they can throw you around the bedroom not literally,but yeah I want slim/toned right now.

Feel free to have a good perv at our profile

That's pretty damn close to what I had in mind."

Blushing

SSS x

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