FabSwingers.com forum: Room service

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.

The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.

What else can you get in an hotel now?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you’re gonna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you still get a Gideon's Bible in the top drawer?

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which travelodge is this?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Upload a pic of the contents as we all need to see what's on off in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.

The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.

What else can you get in an hotel now?

You can get anything, haven't you watched pretty woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.

The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.

What else can you get in an hotel now?

I think whatever else you can get pales in comparison to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do you still get a Gideon's Bible in the top drawer?

No Bible at all. They provide a tablet and mobile phone so I suppose I could find a Bible online.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The packaging looks nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F box deluxe on google is a fishing tackle box

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You know you’re gonna"

I would if I had someone with me.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"You know you’re gonna

I would if I had someone with me."

We're all with you in spirit!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which travelodge is this? "

I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Upload a pic of the contents as we all need to see what's on off in the box

I'd have to buy it for that.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo"

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are u?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"F box deluxe on google is a fishing tackle box

Is it wrapped in a black satin bag?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You know you’re gonna

I would if I had someone with me.

We're all with you in spirit!"

I think I need something a little more tangible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

I just need it for a shit, so that will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F box deluxe on google is a fishing tackle box

Is it wrapped in a black satin bag?"

No its too big for that!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.

The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.

What else can you get in an hotel now?

Sounds more like a Womb service menu to me

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where are u? "

In an hotel in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which travelodge is this?

I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?

I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

I just need it for a shit, so that will do "

There's plenty of loo rolls.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.

The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.

What else can you get in an hotel now?

Sounds more like a Womb service menu to me

... although I'd be worried about it reaching the womb - if I had one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

I just need it for a shit, so that will do

There's plenty of loo rolls.

Great, I'll need loads I had a spicy curry

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which travelodge is this?

I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?

I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast "

I stayed at an hotel that delivered a breakfast box that had mini cereal boxes. It was in Bristol but I can't remember which hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

No bidet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which travelodge is this?

I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?

I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast "

You have to pay extra for breakfast, sod that for a lark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

No bidet?"

Yes true ! I need to wash afterward

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

No bidet?"

I don't trust bidets that other people use but no bidet and quite a small bathroom, given the size of the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which travelodge is this?

I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?

I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast

I stayed at an hotel that delivered a breakfast box that had mini cereal boxes. It was in Bristol but I can't remember which hotel."

I'd have the cocoa pops

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which travelodge is this?

I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?

I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast

You have to pay extra for breakfast, sod that for a lark"

It was included. I think I just took the banana and pastry and left the rest.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

We have an American Indian in each room.

He's called Running Water!

I'll get ma coat!!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

There's a hotel (can't remember where exactly) which you can book on the normal hotel booking sites that is otherwise totally normal other than each room has a hook in the ceiling and a love swing under each bed you can construct.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

No bidet?

I don't trust bidets that other people use but no bidet and quite a small bathroom, given the size of the room.

I stayed in a Laura Ashley hotel near Elstree I think it was and it had those Japanese toilets with all the different cleaning/ drying/massaging functions. I spent an hour on it and didn't even need to go.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

How much are they charging for an F Box ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Where staying at the malmaison in oxford for a few days next week which is a converted victorian prison

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's a hotel (can't remember where exactly) which you can book on the normal hotel booking sites that is otherwise totally normal other than each room has a hook in the ceiling and a love swing under each bed you can construct."

I don't do construction. Would they supply someone for that, preferably male in this instance?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

No bidet?

I don't trust bidets that other people use but no bidet and quite a small bathroom, given the size of the room.

Massage?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How much are they charging for an F Box ?

£20 and £36 for the deluxe. I have no idea what's in it but assume it's a small, standard vibrator.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where staying at the malmaison in oxford for a few days next week which is a converted victorian prison"

Let us know if they issue you with handcuffs.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I don't do construction. Would they supply someone for that, preferably male in this instance? "

I'm sure you would have no problem getting a man round

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo

The bathroom is a little disappointing.

No bidet?

I don't trust bidets that other people use but no bidet and quite a small bathroom, given the size of the room.

Massage?

Yes, it had an anus massage function. Lots of little jets of water massaging your bum hole. Then a fan at the end to dry you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quite like a room with a Goblin Teasmaid.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't do construction. Would they supply someone for that, preferably male in this instance?

I'm sure you would have no problem getting a man round"

You haven't been paying attention...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd quite like a room with a Goblin Teasmaid.

I think she's on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.

The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.

What else can you get in an hotel now?

Complimentary folded loo roll

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"How much are they charging for an F Box ?

£20 and £36 for the deluxe. I have no idea what's in it but assume it's a small, standard vibrator.

That's a lot for a banana in a box

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.

The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.

What else can you get in an hotel now?

Complimentary folded loo roll"

I think they have to supply that or people would use the curtains.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How much are they charging for an F Box ?

£20 and £36 for the deluxe. I have no idea what's in it but assume it's a small, standard vibrator.

That's a lot for a banana in a box

Don't forget the black satin bag.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"How much are they charging for an F Box ?

£20 and £36 for the deluxe. I have no idea what's in it but assume it's a small, standard vibrator.

That's a lot for a banana in a box

Don't forget the black satin bag.

Aaah. Of course. That'll do it.

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