FabSwingers.com forum: whats mans greatest invention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be the iron or the sink????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His cock lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ball gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me...

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say the kitchen but that's a prerequsite of being God tbh he wouldn't have got the job if he hadn't come up with the idea of the kitchen. So, next best thing, I think is making a baby come out of such a small oriface as it gives me a great sense of smug satisfaction to say - at that moment of the most excruciating pain during childbirth, "..and you said anal would fookin hurt! hehehe"

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing as the women thought of it and then told the man what to do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably toys that go buzz in the night

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The Fez.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awkward silences "lmao"

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

Mrsd Says the Rabbit

and i dont think she means the furry cute type!!!!!!!!!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Long life battery...following on from the Rabbit...

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

speech/language/written word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought it was the wheel

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're in a club - velcro shorts.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

ear muffs saved many a relationship !!!!!

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

His next one

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The shower, dont know how i survived without mine, hardly out of it.

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

The Venetian blind or else it would be curtains for everyone

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

The second wheel (think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An opposable thumb...a clear case fer intelligent design %*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooh so many to choose from.....

nail varnish

lippy

mascara

hair straighteners

Marmite

Yorkshire men

not necessarily in that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

windshield wipers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Language and the art of communication.

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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet

"The second wheel (think about it

I was gonna say the other three wheels.

_rummps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use of radioactive materials to enhance negatives and improve photo images.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Art

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A wank sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got to be in my eyes!,,,

THE MOTOR CAR!!

where would we all be with out it?

horse n cart.! lol

as henry ford once said...."u can have any car u like as long as its black!" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxfibre cotton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooh so many to choose from.....

nail varnish

lippy

mascara

hair straighteners

Marmite

Yorkshire men

not necessarily in that order

NOW I LIKE NAIL VARNISH,,,,,,I LIKE LIPPY,,,,I LIKE MASCARA...I LIKE HAIR STRAIGHTNERS,,,ALSO LIKE MARMITE,,,I LIKE YORKSHIRE MEN.....but which is better????

theres only 1way to find out:....

FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

go on ,,get in ,,get in..

cu after the break! lol pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So definately not the printing press then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampons!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"windshield wipers

Windshiled wipers were actually invented by some yankee woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tampon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you say man ................?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"windshield wipers

Windshiled wipers were actually invented by some yankee woman. "

cudos to ya!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"oooh so many to choose from.....

nail varnish

lippy

mascara

hair straighteners

Marmite

Yorkshire men

not necessarily in that order

NOW I LIKE NAIL VARNISH,,,,,,I LIKE LIPPY,,,,I LIKE MASCARA...I LIKE HAIR STRAIGHTNERS,,,ALSO LIKE MARMITE,,,I LIKE YORKSHIRE MEN.....but which is better????

theres only 1way to find out:....

FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

go on ,,get in ,,get in..

cu after the break! lol pmsl

As a Yorkshireman, please, please, PLEASE choose Nail Varnich, lippy or mascara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tekevision!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tekevision!

daft apeth, that's no been invented yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So definately not the printing press then?

Oh, the world just jumped into a didderent paradigm with the printing press...thats true...

Of all time..nah..I like the thought tho...certainly a biggie...

I guess fire kinda kicked us of into a world dominated by homo erectus...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you say man ................?"

I mean homosapiens- man as in distinctly not an ape, (hu)man... not as in not woman!

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over a year ago

"So definately not the printing press then?

Oh, the world just jumped into a didderent paradigm with the printing press...thats true...

Of all time..nah..I like the thought tho...certainly a biggie...

I guess fire kinda kicked us of into a world dominated by homo erectus..."

I really shudn`t type shit, when I`m knackered %*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@be nice.

WHOOOOOOOPS!!!! lol

ok television! lol

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

When they finally invent a teleporter that gets me to work in 5 seconds then I will be a happy woman.

Until then it the bed.Loving getting into ours each night....Stretch Yawn !!!

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over a year ago

"When they finally invent a teleporter that gets me to work in 5 seconds then I will be a happy woman.

Until then it the bed.Loving getting into ours each night....Stretch Yawn !!!

that be awesome that would be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When they finally invent a teleporter that gets me to work in 5 seconds then I will be a happy woman.

Until then it the bed.Loving getting into ours each night....Stretch Yawn !!!

May I refer you to the little known works of funkymonkey- he's working on time travel machines- or so he would have us believe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol.

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over a year ago

"When they finally invent a teleporter that gets me to work in 5 seconds then I will be a happy woman.

Until then it the bed.Loving getting into ours each night....Stretch Yawn !!!

May I refer you to the little known works of funkymonkey- he's working on time travel machines- or so he would have us believe!"

Doctor who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternating Current - thank you Nikola Tesla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alternating Current - thank you Nikola Tesla

current bun? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol."

Yes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id say..in 2011,

ipad 1 and ipad 2.

n the home computer!

thank u steve jobs.

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By *vorlongtongueMan
over a year ago

plymouth

the motorbike, something thats big and throbs a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The microchip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

food.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol.

Yes."

Examples?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

This site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beer!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol.

Yes.

Examples?"
Chocolate chip cookies!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Rolling Pin

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ironing Board!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clingfilm

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol.

Yes.

Examples?"
Here ya go!

Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882

Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952

Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930

Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812

Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872

Disposable Nappies Marion Donovan 1950

Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917

Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881

Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917

Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887

Globes Ellen Fitz 1875

Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892

Kevlar, a steel-like fibre used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966

Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882

Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951

Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879

Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899

Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871

Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891

Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904

Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956

Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965

Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900

Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845

Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man who invented the guitar thankfully must have also invented the G string

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The man who invented the guitar thankfully must have also invented the G string

"
and the cheesewire

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over a year ago

"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol.

Yes.

Examples?Here ya go!

Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882

Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952

Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930

Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812

Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872

Disposable Nappies Marion Donovan 1950

Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917

Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881

Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917

Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887

Globes Ellen Fitz 1875

Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892

Kevlar, a steel-like fibre used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966

Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882

Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951

Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879

Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899

Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871

Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891

Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904

Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956

Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965

Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900

Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845

Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903"

OMG!

enough yet? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IVOR THE ENGINE!

1979 LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it has got to be the breville sandwich toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fast food places! lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol.

Yes.

Examples?Here ya go!

Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882

Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952

Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930

Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812

Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872

Disposable Nappies Marion Donovan 1950

Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917

Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881

Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917

Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887

Globes Ellen Fitz 1875

Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892

Kevlar, a steel-like fibre used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966

Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882

Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951

Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879

Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899

Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871

Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891

Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904

Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956

Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965

Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900

Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845

Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903"

Bessie Nesmith's son was a Monkee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bacon butty?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The quote :

"yes dear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the quote....

"fuck off"

lmao

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

you forgot Margaret Thatcher's single greatest contribution to the world - she invented Birds Dream Topping

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"the quote....

"fuck off"

lmao

"yes dear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

invention of...

swinging! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Boeing 767, just about anyone can fly it apparently,, according to another forum thread,

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol.

Yes.

Examples?Here ya go!

Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882

Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952

Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930

Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812

Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872

Disposable Nappies Marion Donovan 1950

Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917

Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881

Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917

Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887

Globes Ellen Fitz 1875

Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892

Kevlar, a steel-like fibre used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966

Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882

Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951

Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879

Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899

Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871

Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891

Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904

Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956

Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965

Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900

Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845

Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903

Bessie Nesmith's son was a Monkee"

The rotary Engine was the brain child of

a german called Felix Wankel. The engine is better known as a Wankel Engine. I have been working in the automotive industry since leaving school and have never once heard it called the Margeret Knight engine. Having said that the early rotory engines where shit as the apex seals where useless so maybe marge had the job of designing them? I will have to check on Wikipedia which proberbly means I will be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Deep Plough in 1100s as it meant Northern Europe could plant deeper so more crops survived the winter. This was the start of 'surplus crops' and marked the shift from power around the Med to it being in Northern Europe.

Maybe the Greeks need a deep plough (;-)

Must confess, I'd love to do a bot of deep ploughing

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The printing press...

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By *ixplayMan
over a year ago

tamworth & Edinburgh

the great brittish tea break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they finally invent a teleporter that gets me to work in 5 seconds then I will be a happy woman.

Until then it the bed.Loving getting into ours each night....Stretch Yawn !!!

May I refer you to the little known works of funkymonkey- he's working on time travel machines- or so he would have us believe!"

hes already invented it 2 years from now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Right ive given this some serious thought. Being serious ive decided ALexande Flemmings invention of penicillin is the one single most important invention as it then went on to other antibiotics.

As for women inventers. My memory isnt that good but didnt Marie Curie discover Radium and help with the small pox vacination

Ive not read all the replies so i might have duplicated someone

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drugs: hallucnigens...how else could a bunch of apelike people come out with some crazy stuff and progress to our present day selves.Expeimental drugs opened pathways that our sub-concious self was only dreaming of, where primitive man seen more than just its animal insticts there came art,science,empathy

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