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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or, things you don’t need to know about me, and won’t help start a conversation, but more than likely will end it.

I’ll start - I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed when I was 17. One of them was giving me problems so I was advised to have them all yanked out.

Your turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once did an impression of a peacock that was perfect. I've never been able to make that noise again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to do tarzans call then my balls dropped

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I once did an impression of a peacock that was perfect. I've never been able to make that noise again "

Maybe you could if you had your wisdom teeth removed.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I once farted in a meeting at work and it sounded like a wookie letting out an almighty roar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot my sunglasses

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My face looks the same upside down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once did an impression of a peacock that was perfect. I've never been able to make that noise again

Maybe you could if you had your wisdom teeth removed. "

I just don't think I'm that committed to the cause. I might just pick an easier animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're shopping today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once did an impression of a peacock that was perfect. I've never been able to make that noise again

Maybe you could if you had your wisdom teeth removed.

I just don't think I'm that committed to the cause. I might just pick an easier animal. "

Failed. I can’t believe you got quoted and started a conversation....

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I once farted in a meeting at work and it sounded like a wookie letting out an almighty roar."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy on a night out it got very steamy very quickly

school run the following Monday he was at the school gates introducing himself as the new music teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love lamps

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

I like food. Too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went fishing last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went fishing last night"

What for? Fish?

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside


"Or, things you don’t need to know about me, and won’t help start a conversation, but more than likely will end it.

I’ll start - I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed when I was 17. One of them was giving me problems so I was advised to have them all yanked out.

I have 2 baby teeth!

Your turn. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And there you have it.....what not to do during a social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once farted in a meeting at work and it sounded like a wookie letting out an almighty roar."

What were the faces like lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I once farted in a meeting at work and it sounded like a wookie letting out an almighty roar.

What were the faces like lol "

Silence blanketed the room, followed by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a guy on a night out it got very steamy very quickly

school run the following Monday he was at the school gates introducing himself as the new music teacher "

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"I met a guy on a night out it got very steamy very quickly

school run the following Monday he was at the school gates introducing himself as the new music teacher "

Well don't leave us in suspense, what happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a Mick Jagger talking voice impersonation when lying down.

An ex boyfriend used to do a David Bowie singing impersonation. We’d lay there and just have conversations in our Bowie and Jagger voices and laugh at how sad we were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a few pints I can do a passable Swedish Chef impersonation.

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