FabSwingers.com forum: If I were you...

By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

We all offer people this pearl of wisdom as to what we'd do in certain circumstances.

What would your phone do?

I do love a middle button giggle.

Me and my Samsung will start you off.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

If I were you I'd have been working on a fucking awesome people who are genuinely interested and understand the swinging lifestyle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If I were you can see it on the floor and made Pooch walk over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I would be happy to Oblige you with the whole of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you want me to do better things and was a gem and the gut who was presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of the pastors.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you can see it on the floor and made Pooch walk over it

Poor pooch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you a few years ago and I feel like I have to be a good one for the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you then you could just have them all over the place I will have to ask him to do it tomorrow x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I would be happy to Oblige you with the whole of fab "

So generous

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you want me to do better things and was a gem and the gut who was presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of the pastors.

Those pastors were so disappointing

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you a few years ago and I feel like I have to be a good one for the next day "

It's good to be good. Sometimes

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you then you could just have them all over the place I will have to ask him to do it tomorrow x "

Why put off til tomorrow what you can do today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you you wouldn't have a problem if I was you

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you you wouldn't have a problem if I was you

, your phone is a confident bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i were you the only way i is time for a great little game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I wouldn't have had no problems with the most recent figures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you have a very good night's sleep too.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"if i were you the only way i is time for a great little game "

Love a little game

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I wouldn't have had no problems with the most recent figures "

Figures are the bain of my life

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you have a very good night's sleep too."

Sleeeeeeeep. One of life's natural luxuries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you then you could just go get away and get me too hot and then you go to bed early so I don’t wanna see ya go to sleep.

What the?!?!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you then you could just go get away and get me too hot and then you go to bed early so I don’t wanna see ya go to sleep.

What the?!?!"

a hot no sleep getaway. Sounds like your phone knows what it wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I would love to see the castles and palaces they stole grrr

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I would love to see the castles and palaces they stole grrr "

Thieving bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i were you the only way i is time for a great little game

Love a little game "

he he its all about the games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i were you the only way i is time for a great little game

Love a little game "

he he its all about the games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were you I wouldn't have had no problems with the most recent figures

Figures are the bain of my life "

Don't I know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I'd be able to get to a few people who have been taken off by the mods

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I'd be able to get to a few people who have been taken off by the mods

If Diamond Joe is one of them send him my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I'd do anything for me a lot more then I don't

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I'd do anything for me a lot more then I don't "

Awww your phone loves you.

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By *hortfuseWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

If I were you thinking of you and your family and friends arriving tomorrow so I can do it for me to come back.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you thinking of you and your family and friends arriving tomorrow so I can do it for me to come back.

Cor blimey that's confusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you able to get the latest flash player is required for video playback of the day

Hmm, dull

Mr B

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you able to get the latest flash player is required for video playback of the day

Hmm, dull

Mr B"

Depends what videos you're watching

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

What middle button???? I'm on a Samsung

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What middle button???? I'm on a Samsung "

When you start typing look above the keypad and it gives you 3 options of suggested words. Left... middle...right.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

If I were you I would be very unlikely to be a bit of a bitch

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I would be very unlikely to be a bit of a bitch "

A lot of a bitch can be much more fun at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you going there I could have them come over here to get the stuff out and I’ll do them a little later

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you going there I could have them come over here to get the stuff out and I’ll do them a little later "

Here there and everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were you I'd be able to get to a few people who have been taken off by the mods

If Diamond Joe is one of them send him my way "

His presence on the forum is sorely missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I’ll let her be good here as long as she’s doing something good for me and I’ll be sure to get it done

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I’ll let her be good here as long as she’s doing something good for me and I’ll be sure to get it done "

Give and take PB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were you I’ll let her be good here as long as she’s doing something good for me and I’ll be sure to get it done

Give and take PB

Absolutely pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I can do that I would love it.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If I were you I'd be happy to forego my half of the month

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I can do that I would love it.

I wonder what that is tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you born in the UK.

My phone is odd.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I'd be happy to forego my half of the month

Throw caution to the wind.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you born in the UK.

My phone is odd. "

Yes...yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i were you like my sister who decided to do with hos2 I have to get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were you I can do that I would love it.

I wonder what that is tho."

I don’t care. But I’d love it!!!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If i were you like my sister who decided to do with hos2 I have to get up

Don't get up, it's overrated.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If I were you I know what I'm looking for and the like that is more than just sex and sexuality

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I know what I'm looking for and the like that is more than just sex and sexuality "

I think your phone knows me.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"What middle button???? I'm on a Samsung

When you start typing look above the keypad and it gives you 3 options of suggested words. Left... middle...right."

Oh that, like this then? you like to meet? I'm a very naughty mood today

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What middle button???? I'm on a Samsung

When you start typing look above the keypad and it gives you 3 options of suggested words. Left... middle...right.

Oh that, like this then? you like to meet? I'm a very naughty mood today"

Yes, but start the sentence with....

If I were you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i were you that would be hard to hide it and then we can have a look at the letter when we get back from the heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i were you like my sister who decided to do with hos2 I have to get up

Don't get up, it's overrated."

Too late..

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If i were you that would be hard to hide it and then we can have a look at the letter when we get back from the heat

I'm not a fan of opening letters.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

If I were you I'd be a lot more complex and I have just had a look at your local club for a private function and invite everyone.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I'd be a lot more complex and I have just had a look at your local club for a private function and invite everyone.

Fuck... that sounds pretty much spot on.

I'm complex, enjoy my local club, and have a thing for private parties.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

If I were you I'd rather get something that suits your bedroom but after an hour it's back on the floor

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I'd rather get something that suits your bedroom but after an hour it's back on the floor "

Oo-err

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I'd like you too but you can have a good time then I guess I'll just go back on here and then I came my grandmother

Oh dear

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I'd like you too but you can have a good time then I guess I'll just go back on here and then I came my grandmother

Oh dear "

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

If I were you able to get the latest flash player is required for video playback.

Turns out my phone is tech support

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you able to get the latest flash player is required for video playback.

Turns out my phone is tech support

A few of you needing a flash player... all these pervy videos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I could just tell ya I know you’re right I don’t think I can get you to do that you know what I want you and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I wouldn’t be able to do anything else for ya a face time till you get here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you able to get the message and any attachments is intended only for the first time.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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If I were YOU I don't think it will take long x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you born in the UK. I have a great day out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you going home I wanna you got a lot to me I just got to work

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

If I were you...I could eat lots of haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were youa few days ago single and had a great night with the right person or persons

ha makes little sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I'd like you to do it all over the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I'd kill myself !!

Ffs even my phone is depressed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I would be fine with it anyway

Pretty much sums my attitude towards most things

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

If I were you too I will definitely do that you can make sure it gets a good time and I’ll see what I can do to do it thanks again thanks Hun

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I could just tell ya I know you’re right I don’t think I can get you to do that you know what I want you and you "

But are you sure?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I wouldn’t be able to do anything else for ya a face time till you get here lol

I'll do it myself then

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you able to get the message and any attachments is intended only for the first time."

I like attachments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having another go if I were you I would have love you to suck my balls

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were YOU I don't think it will take long x "

You're already a petulant version of me

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you born in the UK. I have a great day out.

I hope you do have a great day out

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you going home I wanna you got a lot to me I just got to work "

Work work work

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you...I could eat lots of haribos

Squishy heart ones are the best

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If I were you doing it was going to be the first time in my car and more than that he was a bit of a joker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I would like to know if you want to come round

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were youa few days ago single and had a great night with the right person or persons

ha makes little sense"

Ooooo, I like persons. My kinda party.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I'd like you to do it all over the world"

If I get a lottery win I will

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If I were YOU I don't think it will take long x

You're already a petulant version of me

I get called petulant by you and the love now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you going home to get to work today. I’ll give it a little later I have a tea and a shower.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I'd kill myself !!

Ffs even my phone is depressed ! "

I wouldn't blame you. Just make sure you make the best of the time you have with my vagina ... if you were me that is.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I would be fine with it anyway

Pretty much sums my attitude towards most things "

You'd be better than fine... you'd be ME

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you too I will definitely do that you can make sure it gets a good time and I’ll see what I can do to do it thanks again thanks Hun "

You're welcome?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Having another go if I were you I would have love you to suck my balls "

Sucker

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you doing it was going to be the first time in my car and more than that he was a bit of a joker

Car fun with a comedian. Sounds ace

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I would like to know if you want to come round "

If probably want to know that too

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If I were you with a cock as I am meet me?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you going home to get to work today. I’ll give it a little later I have a tea and a shower.

Not at the same time, you'll get your tea wet.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you with a cock as I am meet me?

Your phone is funny. It thinks I'm you minus a winky

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were YOU I don't think it will take long x

You're already a petulant version of me

I get called petulant by you and the love now.

I only call it you.... when you ARE

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

If I were you to let you go to see you I just want you back I love to see your text and you can tell

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you to let you go to see you I just want you back I love to see your text and you can tell

I think you need to get something off your chest

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"If I were you with a cock as I am meet me?

Your phone is funny. It thinks I'm you minus a winky "

It gets worse!!

If I were you minus a winky and honest and seem to have completely lost the ability of it and then it was the sex isn't a key factor of course there are the ones who circle

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you with a cock as I am meet me?

Your phone is funny. It thinks I'm you minus a winky

It gets worse!!

If I were you minus a winky and honest and seem to have completely lost the ability of it and then it was the sex isn't a key factor of course there are the ones who circle"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

If I were you I would be grateful for your help and support in the future and I hope you will be able to help me

That's a bit deep even for my phone lol

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I were you I would be grateful for your help and support in the future and I hope you will be able to help me

That's a bit deep even for my phone lol "

Seems I need to appreciate the help

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If I were YOU I don't think it will take long x

You're already a petulant version of me

I get called petulant by you and the love now.

I only call it you.... when you ARE

A lot of the time then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I'd like to make peolle laugh and smile and feel jolly comfortable with the idea of the day

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

If I were you I would be grateful for the opportunity to use my curling tongs and to be fair you will have an excellent experience with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you.. I seriously think I am going to be a bi guy going for his first club visit and some after hours hotel fun

Wtf

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

If i were you I would have been to the gym this week and I have to do a little more work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you then you could just come to see us tomorrow morning babe love ya girl

These get better

(I’m so bored at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I'd be happy to come round one night beforehand and then it just completely slipped off into our bed

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