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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?

When I broke my neck it was pretty painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing a toe on leg of table!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Broken neck ouch!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Zipping you dick up just so bad plus you then have to unzip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back and knee totally went in me during my black belt grading, was in agony for about a week afterwards, totally worth it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zipping you dick up just so bad plus you then have to unzip

“We’ve got a gusher”

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Watching my mum die a slow death through cancer. That was pretty painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking my kneecap, fell over carrying two diving cylinders across the beach.. Geez I wanted to die so the pain would go away..

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?

Sciatica, gall stones, adenomyosis to name but a few! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone put a stiletto heel through my foot... and then having to get it removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds less than impressive but an ear infection hurt much more and for much longer than a broken leg

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I had kidney stones last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?

I see your plug and raise you a floor full of Lego.

And pleurisy.

Mr B

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Gall stones ... worse than giving birth ?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stones!!!

And I’ve had quinsy, gallstones and 3 children.

Kidney stones beats the pain of those hands down!

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

I got a paper cut once, does this count? It did hurt, but my mum put a plaster on it and kissed it better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocation and fracture of my elbow, hurt more than child birth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Ex!!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"When someone put a stiletto heel through my foot... and then having to get it removed

Oh painfully but zip tops you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An epidural that goes wrong (dural tap) and even the slightest movement from a flat on your back position makes you feel like your head will detonate and explode all over the house, wasn't much fun and I'd never have or recommend an epidural ever again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had 2 wisdom teeth removed I was climbing the walls for a few hrs. That pain was horrendous.

Also my broken arm in 2 places, I threw up it hurt so much.

I've had some pretty horrific period pain over the last 30 years too.

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Here’s another. Giving my hard earned cash to the tax man, for our government to give it away or totally waste it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wood splinters under the nail. Pulling them out is the worst bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned around in my kitchen and my big toe pressed against my heel and my toenail peeled off. Went down like a deckchair. Never felt pain like it. There was so much blood and it wasn't like a pain where you get hit with something. It was more it got worse as the time went on and you feel sick. Don't know how I wasn't. My weans pals were in also and they were all asking if I was ok. I'm trying to hide the blood and pretend I've just stubbed my toe. They still mention it now and again x

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By *p for fun 250172Couple
over a year ago

hull

Pulled my zip up and ripped my bandjo had 6 stitches with no pain relief OUCH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lumber puncture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take child birth over a paper cut anyday!

Geeky x

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

People I think I killed it of with zipper!!!!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Most painful thing known to man - the grinding sound of a new alloy wheel on the kerb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?

Chronic pain.

However if we're discussing acute pain and omitting childbirth, then pelvic inflammatory disease. It's the only pain that's had me in tears.

Toothache is pretty nasty too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orient's relegation from the football league last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?

I see your plug and raise you a floor full of Lego.

And pleurisy.

Mr B"

Those damn LEGO’s should be illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having your hemorrhoids removed via an operation then going for a shit the first time..it feels like sombody is sticking a red hot pocker up your arse ..and this happens every time you have a crap for around a month after the op, until it heals ..

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I had kidney stones last year

Same here, the size of 2 marrowfat peas stuck together, I (mr) was not gonna pass that

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Orient's relegation from the football league last year."

Haha felt the same about MK Dons getting relegated this season, laughed so much it hurt...

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Most painful thing known to man - the grinding sound of a new alloy wheel on the kerb"

even get that sickening feeling when it happens. Happened a long time ago but has made me far more cautious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slipped, throwing someone while sparring. The cracking noise was amazingly loud but, no pain. We were in a tangle on the floor just looking at each other. I said to the guy, "was that you or me", he replied "don't know". He stood up slowly and, at that point I realized it must have been me. I moved to try and stand, then the pain kicked in.

Foreskin in a zip pretty painful but the worst pain ever for me has to be toothache!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

child birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far, having a tooth pushed back in. Brief, but excrutiating.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Having to do a goalkeeper throw after receiving a comment of 'don't worry we'll get it', when kicking a football back to a group of lads as it went at 90 degrees, twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?

Try spinal stenosis

Walking any distance is extremely painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with uncut nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone put a stiletto heel through my foot... and then having to get it removed

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken neck ouch!"

Just short of 30 years ago, and I'm still here, so no complaints from me

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Compound fracture of radius and ulna from a kick which meant my hand was flopping about on the end of my arm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quinzy.

Couldn't even swallow my own saliva. Then they gave me tablets the size of a trebor mint. Unreal pain. Worst than childbirth. There. I've said it.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?

I've done this it's sore, but I've broken my back TWICE last time was 18 months ago, also few other smashed up limbs poking out through skin!

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Coming round from one of several operations for a severe leg injury, which was more painful than getting the injury. I was begging the nurse for some morphine but she said that she couldn't give me any more as I was fully dosed up and the next shot would stop my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kneeling on Lego

ouchie!!!

Ms B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ovarian cyst bursting. Was worse than child birth. I actually thought I was dying. I live in fear of it happening again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People I think I killed it of with zipper!!!!

Stop whinging about your zipper and man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gall stones and gallbladder attacks!

Ive had 2 kids, 4 ops, sciatica plus a disc in my back knackered from a car crash and gallstones were the worst i was glad when they took it out.

Miss s x

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"People I think I killed it of with zipper!!!!

Stop whinging about your zipper and man up

Right I feel that’s harsh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had kidney stones last year

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This definitely

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Being hit by a car whilst riding pillion and having my leg ripped off was pretty high up there for pain lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"People I think I killed it of with zipper!!!!

Stop whinging about your zipper and man up

I’ll zip it now then shall I.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Being hit by a car whilst riding pillion and having my leg ripped off was pretty high up there for pain lol"

Omg. Gallstones were dreadful , but you top that for graphic ouch rating

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Acute kidney infection I was literally climbing the walls in hospital the pain was horrendous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say gallstones, but I have an undiagnosed pain at the moment that is absolute agony and has me shaking with the pain. X

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

At the moment I've I've got a leg that looks like a sharks had hold of it after surgery+a ulcer on the same leg. Now the sciatic nerve in my good leg as gone into overdrive. Wish I'd just stood on a plug.

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By *nicorn and TigerCouple
over a year ago

South East London

Had an ex catch my nipple ring on her bangle (that’s not a euphemism!), and pulled it, wasn’t anything major, didn’t pull it out and the cut was only minuscule but fuck me did it hurt - and the pain lingered for ages! Didn’t even hurt that much getting them done!!!

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Toothache

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

My house is a mine field. Plugs (the electrical sort normally), Lego, other sharp plastic toys, food stuffs unknown dropped by my 3 year old, dead mice and birds the cats dragged in. Always seem to be treading on or in something unpleasant in the mornings. A good excuse to stay in bed all day IMO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my ribs and punctured my lung last year which gave me a nasty twinge . Couldn’t speak until they had reinflated my lung in the hospital. Worst bit was being on my hands and knees in the countryside (yes some of you would like that ) for an hour waiting for the ambulance as it was the least painful position...thank god for morphine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an acute abscess a couple of weeks ago

I passed out with the pain, ended up in A&E via an ambulance.

Even my first shot of morphine didn't take all the pain away.

Never underestimate toothache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had my 4th Kidney stone in a 10 year interval.

Mic drop....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocating a knee

Resetting my own broken nose

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Watching my mum die a slow death through cancer. That was pretty painful. "

So sad to read this - hugs Fi xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Major heart attack was pretty painful but I’m still here fighting fit

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Shutting taxi door on my thumb - feel sick thinking about it and that was 27yrs ago

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Child birth

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Cluster Headaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sciatica...i fainted from the pain when i got jolted on a bus a few weeks ago..never felt pain like it before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy trying to shove his cock up my arse without any lube, warning or play!

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Breaking my kneecap, fell over carrying two diving cylinders across the beach.. Geez I wanted to die so the pain would go away..

Mrs

Xx"

Did mine getting out of a hot tub in a ski resort. Stood up and got out to let the young mums in, sucked it all in (as you do) ..... Splat ! Straight down on left kneecap. Got up quickly..... No, no...I'm fine I says.....was I f*ck.

Worse than the previous time I did the same kneecap.....was p*ssed the first time though

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Watching my mum die a slow death through cancer. That was pretty painful. "

I can relate to that fella

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Child birth

Most men don’t find that to bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy trying to shove his cock up my arse without any lube, warning or play!

That’s R surely?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I once got walloped in the nuts with a cricket ball from 5 yards away . An evening in A&E with purple blocks when I was only 15 was painful and painfully embarrassing. Trust me that is pain.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Passing a kidney stone. Made me pass out.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I once got walloped in the nuts with a cricket ball from 5 yards away . An evening in A&E with purple blocks when I was only 15 was painful and painfully embarrassing. Trust me that is pain."
Ffs bollocks not blocks *

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

The last time I had a pilonidal sinus before it was operated on. Absolute agony.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Passing a kidney stone. Made me pass out. "

I’m with you on that fella . This happened to me and on two consecutive nights on racking up to A and E they kept telling me it was trapped wind . On the third night in casualty I went for a pee and there it was in the pot ......... Jeeees apparently for a man it’s tantamount to child birth

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Child birth

Most men don’t find that to bad "

You have absolutely no idea. Its like being hit by a bus, you get back up just to be hit my the next passing bus and it just gos on and on...trust me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooth ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleurisy worse than childbirth by far as it felt never ending.

Surprise anal sex. Cant say the r word. Still get problems and it was over 15 years ago.

Toothache that I had for the last week. Infected nerve. Dentist did a good job. Drilled it with no jab and the worst pain was drying it off with the air thing. Bought a tear to my eye.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Tooth ache "

I'd second this. I'd rather give birth than have really bad toothache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After breaking my thigh in a car crash, being held down and having my leg pulled, twisted and put back in line before being put in traction.

Jeez Louise I wanted to die right then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Mark Strong died in Kingsman 2

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Well I’ve gone and done it again. For the 2nd time in my life I’ve trodden on an upturned plug!! Do you know of anything more painful?

No. As far as I'm aware that really is the worst. My prayers are with you.

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By *orth South DivideCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

When my wife pulled half my toenail off with a pair of pliers after i stubbed my toe and partially broke the nail.

Always said she is a Sadist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A broken heart.......

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Zipping you dick up just so bad plus you then have to unzip

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done that

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"The last time I had a pilonidal sinus before it was operated on. Absolute agony."

I had that, right at the base of my spine. The cyst they removed was about the size of a small orange apparently. I thought initially I had broken my coccyx as there was a hard lump that was off to the side where you would normally feel your coccyx. Every time I sat down it was like a huge needle being injected up my spine. Luckily when they removed it, I was able to be stiched up so was only laid up for a couple of weeks after. Quite often they cant close it and your bedridden for weeks with a gaping hole that has to be cleaned and repacked every day.

Another pain was coming off my pushbike aged 15, downhill about 25-30mph hit a pothole and landed face first on the corner of the kerbstone. Smashed my teeth (Id just had braces removed!) and got an abcess that was exruciating. At the dental hospital they had to test the nerves, so you hold one electrode while they probe inside your teeth with the other. "Just raise your hand if you feel anything"...ZAP!!! My foot shot up in the air!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Zipping you dick up just so bad plus you then have to unzip

done that

I’m right! Right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had lunch and the tooth pain is back. Definitely worse than childbirth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Child birth

Most men don’t find that to bad "

Depending on whether the woman can grab hold of you during a contraction and make you wince a bit too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have given birth and yes painful.

Hubby had a bad accident before when in the forces. 22 operations on his head and 1 on his knee. He now has a tube from his head to his stomach all inside him. The worst op was his knee. Wheel chair bound for 6 months then crutches for a year. I didn't know him then. But he still can't watch certain things without getting goose bumps. Not nice to see him like that.

Having a leg ripped off is by far the worse thing to ever happen

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"The last time I had a pilonidal sinus before it was operated on. Absolute agony.

Yep I was one of them erm, unfortunate ones who they didn't stitch up. Wound unpacked, cleaned and repacked every other day for the first two weeks, then every three days etc etc. Was off work for nine weeks in total. The initial packing was 2/3 surgical dressings rolled up and stitched between my arse crack. That stung when they cut and removed the stitches. Well I say stitches, it felt more akin to mooring rope.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I'll be inundated now

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I had a miscarriage, nearly died due to blood loss. Luckily they were quick enough with emergency surgery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu. Worse than child birth. Now I'm running and hiding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet OP is wishing he hadn't asked now ...

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Jumped on a bicycle with the seat missing...that hurts

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Double inguinal hernia repair, open surgery rather than keyhole, the first week afterwards was white hot agony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated knee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a subarachniod haemorrhage in the brainstem in 2016 I was given a 20%chance of survival the pain I had in my head was not even touched by the morphine I was given the pain continued for three days

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Double inguinal hernia repair, open surgery rather than keyhole, the first week afterwards was white hot agony!

Mr speaking, am on the tail end of post operation recovery for that ATM apart from the first ten days or so wasn't too bad.

On the evening of the op, despite being catheterised I had the urge for a blow job

and text Mrs to let her know. Enjoyed a couple of bed baths too during my stay in hospital

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Ive done the upturned plug, my best was a School railing through the thigh.

Playing footy after school climed over to get the ball back

Stood on top of the railings jumped & wondered why i wasnt standing on the ground .

My mate had to help push me up & off.

No stitches washed it secretly for 2 days .

The pain came when my Mum found out & clouted my 10 year old head for my trouble !

Thats when proper medical attention was given to it .

Cheers mum , gangrene was averted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dislocated knee!"

I know ur pain

Still aches 20 yrs on

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Personally, botched operation to have a wisdom tooth out left the nerve exposed and fragments in the gum.

Just the memory makes me flinch.

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By *he BorrowersCouple
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

I dunno whats worse, Hidradenitis Suppurativa flare up, stubbed toe (dammed drawers

), cat scratches, stomach cramps, oooorrrrr every dammed one of them at the same time!!!!!!

Deff the bloody stubbed toe . . .

Silk

x x x

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By *elbyfuntimesMan
over a year ago

Selby

Marrying my first wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a gangster book I read a light Stanley knife cut on the bum cheek is painful

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By *ohnnyB82Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

torn calf muscle, torn hamstring, blown ACL and twisted ankle after one ill-timed tackle from an opponent when I was 16 & school football captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red hot needle down your japs eye

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When I gave birth this morning......

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Getting a paper cut on your finger then eating a packet of salt and vinegar crisps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kidney stones hurts just thinking about it again ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently got a broken rib, which is pretty bad, but the worst I’ve had was post op pain following some stomach surgery, had to be inflated with gas which doesn’t all get let out when they are done, spent a week with agonising pain in my shoulder caused by the pressure of the gas on a nerve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling off of a platform onto my hip, thinking it was bruised and I could walk it off .... got dropped off outside A&E and after walking in got told I had to turn round and the A&E was 60 yards on the left - the walk was the worst ever ....

And then got told I had broken the hip and was getting operated the next morning - 3 titanium screws !!

And then couldn’t crap for 10 days - almost ripped me apart when that snake cane out ...

And then fell over on my crutches coming out of the bathroom and fell into the newal post and broke 3 ribs ....

Ouch!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Double inguinal hernia repair, open surgery rather than keyhole, the first week afterwards was white hot agony!

Mr speaking, am on the tail end of post operation recovery for that ATM apart from the first ten days or so wasn't too bad.

On the evening of the op, despite being catheterised I had the urge for a blow job

and text Mrs to let her know. Enjoyed a couple of bed baths too during my stay in hospital

For me the worst bit was on the second night after the op having to get up to go for a piss in the night, I rolled over on my side, swung my legs out of bed then tried to stand up. The pain was like nothing I've ever had before as the wounds and stitches stretched out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is full of different stories, some personal and sad and some have cheered me up no end!

Mine has to be the birth of my first child, 28 hour labour, crap hospital staff who had to get out the medical journal to give me an epidural

then my gorgeous baby decided to get stuck (look up shoulder dystocia if you don't know what it is

) my drugs wore off half hour prior and they refused to give me anything else!!!! So through alot of blood, sweat and tears out she popped!

I opted for the sunroof for the next birth

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"dying "

Really how was it, feeling better now I hope I’m betting man flu to blame am I right?

All my prayers and happy thoughts to you my friend

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Double inguinal hernia repair, open surgery rather than keyhole, the first week afterwards was white hot agony!

Mr speaking, am on the tail end of post operation recovery for that ATM apart from the first ten days or so wasn't too bad.

On the evening of the op, despite being catheterised I had the urge for a blow job

and text Mrs to let her know. Enjoyed a couple of bed baths too during my stay in hospital

Then needing to walk from cab to boat which was leaving 5 minutes later, about 400 yards, when the day before I could barely stand, still, have another 10 days off on the company doller

hopefully can still have a bit more time working on a tan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken to the brink of an orgasm but then stop for 5 and a half hours during a bondage session! My balls never ached so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t step on Lego!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously though, my worst was an anxiety related blood pressure situation going to college where my blood pressure was 230/120 and my arms, legs, chest and face were throbbing in pain.

Got heart monitors and the likes afterwards. Still have a bald patch on my chest six years later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, it was sciatica..

I had a herniated disc in my spine pressing on my sciatic nerve.

It was unbearable at times.

I've recently had an operation to fix it.

Finally feel my age

Adam.

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