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"People who constantly talk with a Questionstive Inflection at the end of normal sentences. I honestly tell people not to do it when talking g to me otherwise I walk away or ignore them. "Needless to say my brain deliberately read everything past the first sentence with a rising inflection  | |||
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"I have nothing so far....  "Give it time. 
This rant thread used to be a rant thread. It’s now more of a, let us all know you’ve got no rants thread.
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"Rant away everyone "Nice early start today op, did you set your alarm?
I have just spent 6 weeks ploughing through drawings and specifications for a project, had 3 client meetings in London, which took me away from my desk for 3 days, and built a delivery team to pull a tender together.
We now know exactly what we're building, how were going to price it and how we're going to deliver it.
Everyone knows what they're doing and when they need to accomplish their elements of the bid.
It's been incredibly hard work getting this far but we know the job inside and out and have a fantastic delivery team.
At 6.30pm yesterday my director pulled the plug on the job.
After months of negotiating, meetings and presentations to bring us to the table apparently it's "not our kind of project"
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"Arsehole ex husbands that withhold maintenance for their kids leaving you with £3.21 in your bank account and wondering quite how you’re to stretch that for 2 weeks 1 day until you’re next paid. I should take it as a compliment as he clearly has total faith in me that they will be looked after as usual or he really is that selfish that he does not give a shit. " My next rant is nobheads airing their dirty linen to randoms on the internet
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please! "People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there? Next one Sniffy swingers who appear on a thread with a specific purpose, to tell people not to use that thread for that specific purpose. I’ll likely be back... | |||
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"Fanny Rash! That's my rant! Had an allergic reaction to a bikini wax last week, took a few days to calm down, I had to shave yesterday, this morning the rash is back! I'll be slapping sudocreme on for the next few days FFS! " When I had a rash like that, someone said try yoghurt. I’ve never eaten so many múillers in my life, I’m sick of them, and didn’t do anything. *true story. | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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I’ll likely be back..."I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose? Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site  | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose?
Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site "Because it’s anonymous and no one gives a shit? It’s off their chest and they’ll likely feel better for a moment or two, or maybe not. Live and let live | |||
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it's taken a while to get back into a positive mindset after a shitty 2017 but I'm so happy that I can't rant | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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I’ll likely be back...
I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose?
Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site "Look up. Further. Keep going. Bit more. Nearly there...... See that bit at the top? The thread title? Yes? That's where the clue is..... | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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I’ll likely be back...
I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose?
Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site "You're my rant dude. It was initially gonna be dog breath but I'm changing it to people who's attitudes make me snarl. Just because it's a swingers site doesn't mean we aren't allowed to be real people with real life problems. In fact, it's more "real life" than Facebook 99% of the time. | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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Sniffy swingers who appear on a thread with a specific purpose, to tell people not to use that thread for that specific purpose.
I’ll likely be back...
I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose?
Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site
You're my rant dude. It was initially gonna be dog breath but I'm changing it to people who's attitudes make me snarl.
Just because it's a swingers site doesn't mean we aren't allowed to be real people with real life problems. In fact, it's more "real life" than Facebook 99% of the time."Totally! I’d rather read The Lounge than look at 3000 photos of my friend’s kids in paddling pools... | |||
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"Fanny Rash! That's my rant! Had an allergic reaction to a bikini wax last week, took a few days to calm down, I had to shave yesterday, this morning the rash is back! I'll be slapping sudocreme on for the next few days FFS! When I had a rash like that, someone said try yoghurt. I’ve never eaten so many múillers in my life, I’m sick of them, and didn’t do anything. *true story. " You had fanny rash? | |||
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"Fanny Rash! That's my rant! Had an allergic reaction to a bikini wax last week, took a few days to calm down, I had to shave yesterday, this morning the rash is back! I'll be slapping sudocreme on for the next few days FFS! When I had a rash like that, someone said try yoghurt. I’ve never eaten so many múillers in my life, I’m sick of them, and didn’t do anything. *true story. " Haha.. Oh made me chuckle! | |||
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"Rant away everyone
Nice early start today op, did you set your alarm?
I have just spent 6 weeks ploughing through drawings and specifications for a project, had 3 client meetings in London, which took me away from my desk for 3 days, and built a delivery team to pull a tender together.
We now know exactly what we're building, how were going to price it and how we're going to deliver it.
Everyone knows what they're doing and when they need to accomplish their elements of the bid.
It's been incredibly hard work getting this far but we know the job inside and out and have a fantastic delivery team.
At 6.30pm yesterday my director pulled the plug on the job.
After months of negotiating, meetings and presentations to bring us to the table apparently it's "not our kind of project"
Ask me if I feel like going in to work today......"Do you feel like going to work today? ?? | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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Sniffy swingers who appear on a thread with a specific purpose, to tell people not to use that thread for that specific purpose.
I’ll likely be back...
I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose?
Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site
You're my rant dude. It was initially gonna be dog breath but I'm changing it to people who's attitudes make me snarl.
Just because it's a swingers site doesn't mean we aren't allowed to be real people with real life problems. In fact, it's more "real life" than Facebook 99% of the time."Wow, what a sad life you lead if I'm your rant.... Pepe take this as far to serious, dude | |||
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"Rant away everyone
Nice early start today op, did you set your alarm?
I have just spent 6 weeks ploughing through drawings and specifications for a project, had 3 client meetings in London, which took me away from my desk for 3 days, and built a delivery team to pull a tender together.
We now know exactly what we're building, how were going to price it and how we're going to deliver it.
Everyone knows what they're doing and when they need to accomplish their elements of the bid.
It's been incredibly hard work getting this far but we know the job inside and out and have a fantastic delivery team.
At 6.30pm yesterday my director pulled the plug on the job.
After months of negotiating, meetings and presentations to bring us to the table apparently it's "not our kind of project"
Ask me if I feel like going in to work today......
Do you feel like going to work today? ??"No.
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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Sniffy swingers who appear on a thread with a specific purpose, to tell people not to use that thread for that specific purpose.
I’ll likely be back...
I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose?
Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site
You're my rant dude. It was initially gonna be dog breath but I'm changing it to people who's attitudes make me snarl.
Just because it's a swingers site doesn't mean we aren't allowed to be real people with real life problems. In fact, it's more "real life" than Facebook 99% of the time.
Wow, what a sad life you lead if I'm your rant....
Pepe take this as far to serious, dude "As I said... you're 1 rung above dog breath. | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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Sniffy swingers who appear on a thread with a specific purpose, to tell people not to use that thread for that specific purpose.
I’ll likely be back...
I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose?
Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site
You're my rant dude. It was initially gonna be dog breath but I'm changing it to people who's attitudes make me snarl.
Just because it's a swingers site doesn't mean we aren't allowed to be real people with real life problems. In fact, it's more "real life" than Facebook 99% of the time.
Wow, what a sad life you lead if I'm your rant....
Pepe take this as far to serious, dude "In fairness though you should have just passed this thread by then instead of needlessly attacking people. Dude . | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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Sniffy swingers who appear on a thread with a specific purpose, to tell people not to use that thread for that specific purpose.
I’ll likely be back...
I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose?
Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site
You're my rant dude. It was initially gonna be dog breath but I'm changing it to people who's attitudes make me snarl.
Just because it's a swingers site doesn't mean we aren't allowed to be real people with real life problems. In fact, it's more "real life" than Facebook 99% of the time.
Wow, what a sad life you lead if I'm your rant....
Pepe take this as far to serious, dude
In fairness though you should have just passed this thread by then instead of needlessly attacking people. Dude ."That's making friends and influencing people 101. | |||
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"Rant away everyone "Just to clarify, as with any thread on the Lounge ppl can post however they see fit providing they stay within the forum rules. What ppl wish to rant or gloat about is entirely their choice, just so long as it isn’t nitpicking, that’s against the forum rules
As you were folks
Pink x
P.S Hugs Maccie, Swing will be along to approve your various rants once he drags himself out of bed xxx | |||
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"Rant away everyone
Just to clarify, as with any thread on the Lounge ppl can post however they see fit providing they stay within the forum rules. What ppl wish to rant or gloat about is entirely their choice, just so long as it isn’t nitpicking, that’s against the forum rules
As you were folks
Pink x
P.S Hugs Maccie, Swing will be along to approve your various rants once he drags himself out of bed xxx"Where do I find the forum rules? | |||
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"Rant away everyone
Just to clarify, as with any thread on the Lounge ppl can post however they see fit providing they stay within the forum rules. What ppl wish to rant or gloat about is entirely their choice, just so long as it isn’t nitpicking, that’s against the forum rules
As you were folks
Pink x
P.S Hugs Maccie, Swing will be along to approve your various rants once he drags himself out of bed xxx
Where do I find the forum rules? "https://m.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules | |||
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"Rant away everyone
Just to clarify, as with any thread on the Lounge ppl can post however they see fit providing they stay within the forum rules. What ppl wish to rant or gloat about is entirely their choice, just so long as it isn’t nitpicking, that’s against the forum rules
As you were folks
Pink x
P.S Hugs Maccie, Swing will be along to approve your various rants once he drags himself out of bed xxx
Where do I find the forum rules?
https://m.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules
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"Rant away everyone
Just to clarify, as with any thread on the Lounge ppl can post however they see fit providing they stay within the forum rules. What ppl wish to rant or gloat about is entirely their choice, just so long as it isn’t nitpicking, that’s against the forum rules
As you were folks
Pink x
P.S Hugs Maccie, Swing will be along to approve your various rants once he drags himself out of bed xxx
Where do I find the forum rules?
https://m.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules
You know your like that class mate who sits at the front and people throw rubbers at "Knob | |||
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"I'm so tempted to start approving. "Do it do it do it. | |||
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"I'm so tempted to start approving.
Do it do it do it." | |||
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"I'm so tempted to start approving. "I approve your suggestion. | |||
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"Arsehole ex husbands that withhold maintenance for their kids leaving you with £3.21 in your bank account and wondering quite how you’re to stretch that for 2 weeks 1 day until you’re next paid. I should take it as a compliment as he clearly has total faith in me that they will be looked after as usual or he really is that selfish that he does not give a shit. " Cunt | |||
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"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! . . . . . . . . and breath... That's better "
That reads like a sexy orgasm. | |||
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"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! . . . . . . . . and breath... That's better
That reads like a sexy orgasm. "More like the start of anal sex! | |||
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So guess what..............you’ve got me instead
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"People who constantly talk with a Questionstive Inflection at the end of normal sentences. I honestly tell people not to do it when talking g to me otherwise I walk away or ignore them. "Good afternoon Victor, regardless if I approve or not you’ll continue to rant therefore denied | |||
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"One of my clients at work I used to work for said client and now I work for a company supporting them. It appears that we should have made certain payments to a supplier However i wasn’t made aware of the process and we have 4 different people involved. The person managing the process went sick for a quarter last year and that’s when it went wrong. So I am having to spend the next few days trying to sort out the last 9 months payments. Would be ok if not a lot but nearly 5000 payments and the numbers don’t add. So pissed off at the moment. Luckily it is a client but just feel I am being treat like a dog " Woof woof, you’ve been sold a pup Rant approved | |||
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"I have nothing so far.... "Lucky you, I think your halo is slipping due to gloating | |||
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"Off today so no rants what so ever "Have fun with Pooch | |||
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"Off today so no rants what so ever
Me too "Go and stand in the naughty corner for gloating | |||
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"Rain on the washing I left on the line overnight Mr B" Didn’t you think to check the weather forecast prior to leaving it there all night? Rant denied | |||
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"Hardly any sleep for the last 4 nights 3000 miles Crap communication I have more but I won’t be greedy "Pink I feel your pain and you really should get everything off your chest you’ll feel so much better Rants approved | |||
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"Nope, life is good - nothing to rant about xx" You can have a time out on the naughty step for gloating, as far away from Shortish as poss, you’re being punished so no talking | |||
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"That every second Thursday when I get back from work the binmen have blocked my drive with the recycling and wheelie bins meaning I have to stop in the road , get out and move the bins before I can get on my drive. Then having to endure the pissed off looks on the faces of fellow drivers who I have held up for twenty seconds !!" I feel your pain, but I get this every week. Granted it’s worse every other week as each household has 3 bins
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"3.5 hours of road that's my only rant!" You need a teleporter or a magic carpet, will you share should you acquire either? Rant approved | |||
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"I have nothing so far....
Give it time.
This rant thread used to be a rant thread. It’s now more of a, let us all know you’ve got no rants thread.
That’s my rant. "It’s my job to rant about the none ranters gloating and I will punish them appropriately, next you’ll be telling the mods how to moderate
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"I’m deeply aroused but alone in my bed. Plus i have to get out of bed in a few moments and my bedroom is cold. I could do with a snog and a cuddle. Apart from all this, i’m tip top." Rant approved
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"Bloody hayfever. People don't take me seriously when I'm sniffling away and medication doesn't help. And why does it take so long for smear results to come through? " What medication are you using? Crap medication rant approved
A speedy result would be good but an accurate result even better
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"Rant away everyone
Nice early start today op, did you set your alarm?
I have just spent 6 weeks ploughing through drawings and specifications for a project, had 3 client meetings in London, which took me away from my desk for 3 days, and built a delivery team to pull a tender together.
We now know exactly what we're building, how were going to price it and how we're going to deliver it.
Everyone knows what they're doing and when they need to accomplish their elements of the bid.
It's been incredibly hard work getting this far but we know the job inside and out and have a fantastic delivery team.
At 6.30pm yesterday my director pulled the plug on the job.
After months of negotiating, meetings and presentations to bring us to the table apparently it's "not our kind of project"
Ask me if I feel like going in to work today......"Good lord rant approved
PS He started the thread before he got some beauty sleep, no alarm required | |||
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"Arsehole ex husbands that withhold maintenance for their kids leaving you with £3.21 in your bank account and wondering quite how you’re to stretch that for 2 weeks 1 day until you’re next paid. I should take it as a compliment as he clearly has total faith in me that they will be looked after as usual or he really is that selfish that he does not give a shit. " I think Honey has already found the best word to adequately describe the knob in this situation, so all that’s left for me to do is say............rant approved xxx | |||
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"Rant away everyone
Nice early start today op, did you set your alarm?
I have just spent 6 weeks ploughing through drawings and specifications for a project, had 3 client meetings in London, which took me away from my desk for 3 days, and built a delivery team to pull a tender together.
We now know exactly what we're building, how were going to price it and how we're going to deliver it.
Everyone knows what they're doing and when they need to accomplish their elements of the bid.
It's been incredibly hard work getting this far but we know the job inside and out and have a fantastic delivery team.
At 6.30pm yesterday my director pulled the plug on the job.
After months of negotiating, meetings and presentations to bring us to the table apparently it's "not our kind of project"
Ask me if I feel like going in to work today......
Good lord rant approved
PS He started the thread before he got some beauty sleep, no alarm required "I'm obliged to you OP, most gracious. I feel better now. | |||
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"It’s hot and I have to put clothes on. Rage." When the time comes for them to be removed find a man to help you out of them. The thought of that will make putting them on feel so much better
Rant approved until such a time you find a deserving man to help you with your clothes | |||
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"Arsehole ex husbands that withhold maintenance for their kids leaving you with £3.21 in your bank account and wondering quite how you’re to stretch that for 2 weeks 1 day until you’re next paid. I should take it as a compliment as he clearly has total faith in me that they will be looked after as usual or he really is that selfish that he does not give a shit. My next rant is nobheads airing their dirty linen to randoms on the internet
Twats."Rant denied, original rant was understandably aired, poster is definitely not a knob head or that other word | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please! "Yes keep your bad vibes and judgemental attitude to yourself Rant denied | |||
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"Why is this orgasm lasting so long? "Wakey wakey, you appear to be dreaming | |||
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"Got up at crack of dawn for a 7am meet.. whatsapped at 6.45 and 7.. No response.. what a waste of a lie in on my day off!!!! Grrr I won't be sad for long.. as I have a swimming meet with my fave at 9.30 "Every cloud and all that, but time wasters need to give themselves a shake
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"Fanny Rash! That's my rant! Had an allergic reaction to a bikini wax last week, took a few days to calm down, I had to shave yesterday, this morning the rash is back! I'll be slapping sudocreme on for the next few days FFS! " It’s making me itch just thinking about it Rant approved | |||
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"Miss Honey's inability to measure roads!" Sorry babycakes | |||
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"I started my weeks holiday today. Been called into work tonight "Cunts | |||
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"Pulled my back and can't lift right leg. Also fuckin hurts when I laugh, plus in work got so much to do. "I hope you work in a hospital because I think you need attention, the medical variety
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"Miss Honey's inability to measure roads! Sorry babycakes " | |||
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"Why??? It's not Jeremy Kyle, save your rants for Facebook..…. Only good vibes on here please!
People know me on Facebook. How would I retain the image of dignified, unflappable superwoman if I posted that shit there?
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Sniffy swingers who appear on a thread with a specific purpose, to tell people not to use that thread for that specific purpose.
I’ll likely be back...
I presume your reference is to me with a specific purpose?
Just don't understand why people want to dish Thier dramas out on a swingers site "I think I may have covered this already but you may not have seen it. It’s a poster’s prerogative contribute what they see fit as long as it’s within the forum rules Rant denied | |||
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"Totally pants evening yesterday. Coffee, fruit toast, sun shining and birds tweeting... a gorgeous friend to look forward to for lunch... All looking up in my world. "I hope you were spanked at lunch as punishment for gloating | |||
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"3.5 hours of road that's my only rant! You need a teleporter or a magic carpet, will you share should you acquire either? Rant approved "Yes, yes I will. I absolutely feel your pain! | |||
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"I have nothing to rant about it's taken a while to get back into a positive mindset after a shitty 2017 but I'm so happy that I can't rant "Your none rant is approved xxx | |||
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"guy next door used my car and didn't fill it up with fuel ffs..... Its sunny and I can't fill the hot tub cos there's no water pressure life's a bitch "Inconsiderate knob Rant approved
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"Totally happy here ..lie in and then a late shift "Thanks for sharing None rant denied | |||
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"So a customer wants me to go look at a problem. I tell them last night that I'll be there early today. I awake to a message that says the staff won't let me in early. I am still waiting. My morning has gone down the Cloaca Maxima "I award you the rest of the day off that way no more knobish customers to mess you around
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"I'm so tempted to start approving. "Chicken | |||
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"Ffs fucking fuckers" More detail required | |||
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"I'm so tempted to start approving.
Do it do it do it.
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"All good here "No wanking for a week for gloating | |||
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"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! . . . . . . . . and breath... That's better "More details required | |||
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"I have no rants, I’m happy "No point punishing you, you’d enjoy it | |||
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"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! . . . . . . . . and breath... That's better
More details required "Severe back pain, a bit of self pity, just ignore me  | |||
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"I don't know what to wear for tonight's party. Not exactly a rant but nothing else really lol" Go naked
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"I have a fuckin rant,way to many sanctimonious ass kissers in this forum" I need names | |||
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"I have a fuckin rant,way to many sanctimonious ass kissers in this forum I need names "Too vague a rant also. Too many for what exactly? | |||
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"I broke my hip whilst working at a clients and am now having to recover patiently at home and get around on crutches which is slow going, so decided to put a polite notice on the front door to let people know to please be patient; I will get there ... I had an amazon delivery yesterday and it was :- 3 loud knocks - so I got up from the sofa with my crutches and started towards the door (maybe 5 seconds) The doorbell goes - got to the door and reached to open it (maybe 3 seconds) Hear the door being opened!!!! I politely inquired to the chap had he seen the notice, to which he replied with a shrug!!! What the hell gives this guy the right to think he can just come into my house!!! Didn’t even apologise!!! Arse! " Omg that’s outrageous, you could have been ‘busy’. Maybe he’s also on Fab and he’s spotted you on here and he was hoping you were busy 
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"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! . . . . . . . . and breath... That's better
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Severe back pain, a bit of self pity, just ignore me "You have my sympathy, I’d recommend my physio but she’s sadistic
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"I have a fuckin rant,way to many sanctimonious ass kissers in this forum I need names
Too vague a rant also.
Too many for what exactly? "Are you secretly Swing? | |||
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"Probably a little niche, but, S.A.P!!!! Arrrggghhh " Haven’t you previously ranted about this? | |||
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"I broke my hip whilst working at a clients and am now having to recover patiently at home and get around on crutches which is slow going, so decided to put a polite notice on the front door to let people know to please be patient; I will get there ... I had an amazon delivery yesterday and it was :- 3 loud knocks - so I got up from the sofa with my crutches and started towards the door (maybe 5 seconds) The doorbell goes - got to the door and reached to open it (maybe 3 seconds) Hear the door being opened!!!! I politely inquired to the chap had he seen the notice, to which he replied with a shrug!!! What the hell gives this guy the right to think he can just come into my house!!! Didn’t even apologise!!! Arse! Omg that’s outrageous, you could have been ‘busy’. Maybe he’s also on Fab and he’s spotted you on here and he was hoping you were busy
Rant approved "Hmm obnoxious, unkempt and a dick in the wrong way - as for busy - lol I’m not yet able to have any fun that involves movement lol | |||
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"Probably a little niche, but, S.A.P!!!! Arrrggghhh Haven’t you previously ranted about this? "It deserves an additional rant! | |||
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"Probably a little niche, but, S.A.P!!!! Arrrggghhh Haven’t you previously ranted about this?
It deserves an additional rant!"Multiple rants about the same thing? Rant denied | |||
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"I broke my hip whilst working at a clients and am now having to recover patiently at home and get around on crutches which is slow going, so decided to put a polite notice on the front door to let people know to please be patient; I will get there ... I had an amazon delivery yesterday and it was :- 3 loud knocks - so I got up from the sofa with my crutches and started towards the door (maybe 5 seconds) The doorbell goes - got to the door and reached to open it (maybe 3 seconds) Hear the door being opened!!!! I politely inquired to the chap had he seen the notice, to which he replied with a shrug!!! What the hell gives this guy the right to think he can just come into my house!!! Didn’t even apologise!!! Arse! Omg that’s outrageous, you could have been ‘busy’. Maybe he’s also on Fab and he’s spotted you on here and he was hoping you were busy
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Hmm obnoxious, unkempt and a dick in the wrong way - as for busy - lol I’m not yet able to have any fun that involves movement lol "Rant approved | |||
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"So a customer wants me to go look at a problem. I tell them last night that I'll be there early today. I awake to a message that says the staff won't let me in early. I am still waiting. My morning has gone down the Cloaca Maxima
I award you the rest of the day off that way no more knobish customers to mess you around
Rant approved " well that's no good now! If you'd have approved it earlier I could've had the whole afternoon off!! | |||
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"The amount of mobile phone chargers that just die for no apparent reason other than made in Hong Kong won't last long" If you know that’s the problem don’t buy them
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"It’s hot and I have to put clothes on. Rage. When the time comes for them to be removed find a man to help you out of them. The thought of that will make putting them on feel so much better
Rant approved until such a time you find a deserving man to help you with your clothes "Want to take them off now, any men willing to help...? Or women? | |||
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"So a customer wants me to go look at a problem. I tell them last night that I'll be there early today. I awake to a message that says the staff won't let me in early. I am still waiting. My morning has gone down the Cloaca Maxima
I award you the rest of the day off that way no more knobish customers to mess you around
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well that's no good now! If you'd have approved it earlier I could've had the whole afternoon off!! "Unfortunately my admin assistant is in a different time zone and I have one pair of hands. I’ve had to make an unscheduled almost 40 mile round trip to my son’s school. I have my period. I’ve hardly slept the last 4 nights. Limited communication with Swing isn’t doing much to improve things. The list goes on but in the interest of time management I’ll leave it there. Therefore I responded to everyone’s rants as quickly as I could despite struggling to function. So please forgive my late response to your rant | |||
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"So a customer wants me to go look at a problem. I tell them last night that I'll be there early today. I awake to a message that says the staff won't let me in early. I am still waiting. My morning has gone down the Cloaca Maxima
I award you the rest of the day off that way no more knobish customers to mess you around
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well that's no good now! If you'd have approved it earlier I could've had the whole afternoon off!!
Unfortunately my admin assistant is in a different time zone and I have one pair of hands. I’ve had to make an unscheduled almost 40 mile round trip to my son’s school. I have my period. I’ve hardly slept the last 4 nights. Limited communication with Swing isn’t doing much to improve things. The list goes on but in the interest of time management I’ll leave it there. Therefore I responded to everyone’s rants as quickly as I could despite struggling to function. So please forgive my late response to your rant "Rant denied! | |||
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"So a customer wants me to go look at a problem. I tell them last night that I'll be there early today. I awake to a message that says the staff won't let me in early. I am still waiting. My morning has gone down the Cloaca Maxima
I award you the rest of the day off that way no more knobish customers to mess you around
Rant approved
well that's no good now! If you'd have approved it earlier I could've had the whole afternoon off!!
Unfortunately my admin assistant is in a different time zone and I have one pair of hands. I’ve had to make an unscheduled almost 40 mile round trip to my son’s school. I have my period. I’ve hardly slept the last 4 nights. Limited communication with Swing isn’t doing much to improve things. The list goes on but in the interest of time management I’ll leave it there. Therefore I responded to everyone’s rants as quickly as I could despite struggling to function. So please forgive my late response to your rant
Rant denied! "I jest
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"I have a fresh one. Youngest sons birthday today. Finish work & dash home, son should already be there. No? Hour later I finally get a reply to my text "Dad picked me up from school, I'll be home at 8" I'll just cancel everything I had planned then "I’m sorry you didn’t have the evening you’d planned. What about doing his birthday tomorrow, I’m sure he won’t object to 2 birthdays? Rant approved | |||
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"It’s hot and I have to put clothes on. Rage. When the time comes for them to be removed find a man to help you out of them. The thought of that will make putting them on feel so much better
Rant approved until such a time you find a deserving man to help you with your clothes
Want to take them off now, any men willing to help...? Or women? "Any luck? | |||
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"So a customer wants me to go look at a problem. I tell them last night that I'll be there early today. I awake to a message that says the staff won't let me in early. I am still waiting. My morning has gone down the Cloaca Maxima
I award you the rest of the day off that way no more knobish customers to mess you around
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well that's no good now! If you'd have approved it earlier I could've had the whole afternoon off!!
Unfortunately my admin assistant is in a different time zone and I have one pair of hands. I’ve had to make an unscheduled almost 40 mile round trip to my son’s school. I have my period. I’ve hardly slept the last 4 nights. Limited communication with Swing isn’t doing much to improve things. The list goes on but in the interest of time management I’ll leave it there. Therefore I responded to everyone’s rants as quickly as I could despite struggling to function. So please forgive my late response to your rant
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I jest
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"It’s hot and I have to put clothes on. Rage. When the time comes for them to be removed find a man to help you out of them. The thought of that will make putting them on feel so much better
Rant approved until such a time you find a deserving man to help you with your clothes
Want to take them off now, any men willing to help...? Or women?
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"I have a fresh one. Youngest sons birthday today. Finish work & dash home, son should already be there. No? Hour later I finally get a reply to my text "Dad picked me up from school, I'll be home at 8" I'll just cancel everything I had planned then
I’m sorry you didn’t have the evening you’d planned. What about doing his birthday tomorrow, I’m sure he won’t object to 2 birthdays?
Rant approved "I work Fri eves so no. Family night with all my children planned for Sat, which will be great. I'd already bought tickets for cinema tonight plus decorated the house with banners & balloons before I went to work | |||
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"Can I squeeze another one in? Fuck it, I'm going for it. I spent a whole day sorting out my lawns last weekend, getting them nicely trimmed and 3 trips to the dump of garden debris. All looking good. Until it rained last night. Came home to an effing jungle tonight........ Is that going to be approved? Bollocks, I'll approve it. Rant approved....... "Piss easy this admin. Dunno what all the fuss is about. | |||
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"Meet today with an allegedly 6 foot 2 actively current rugby player, aged early thirties. Turns up, probably 5 ft 8 at a push. I'm 5 ft, I know what a 6ft summat rugby player looks like. Not him, not a good start. He then says he's actually 48, which I also kinda gathered. I said I didn't appreciate the lies, was there anything else he'd been dishonest about, as clearly, you're not the height or age you said. Cue a pretty nasty verbal attack saying I looked nothing like my photos, fat ugly dog apparently. My profile is clear, I'm no skinny minnie, but all the factual stuff is true. I'm ample, also known as fat. Ugly though, that's just rude and unkind. Decided just to leave, first unpleasant meet I've had, hopefully my last. Grrrrr to liars and unkind humans." I don’t understand why men will lie about fairly obvious things like height. And there really was no need for the verbals
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"My rant is I'm going totally nuts as my sex life is shit. So today, I got home from the gym, showered and felt really horny so lay naked on my bed. There is a guy in the gym who makes me have very naughty thoughts so whilst fantasising about him and pleasuring myself, I was lost in the moment when the bloody doorbell rings. My dog is going ape and then bang bang on the door. So I put my dressing gown on and answer the door to find my dear old neighbour locked out the house with no mobile! "Am I disturbing you dear" she says? Damn bloody right you are (in my head). Would you like some tea, I say. Oh that'll be lovely whilst I wait for my son. Argghhhhh, I'm doomed I tell ya...... DOOMED!!! " Very neighbourly of you - have an approved | |||
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