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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Share some fab urban legends that you know of or can formulate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!"

Blanche is already on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here."

Deary me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Deary me "

Being ironic mate.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Nice guys don't get meets" ...That count as an Urban Legend? (stir, stir, stir)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody meets

The women are all fake

ALL OF THEM

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre


""Nice guys don't get meets" ...That count as an Urban Legend? (stir, stir, stir) "

LOVE THIS

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

It was once said that the only way to prove that you had a penis, was to make it your profile picture... otherwise the women on here wouldn’t want to waste their time with you... just in case you didn’t have one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Deary me

Being ironic mate."

Not everyone knows I was Estella.

Also love that Sam is pretending he won chess. I beat him with a fool’s mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!"
nowt wrong with herefordshire we have roads and shops too lol

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

That someone from Sydney University once set up a fake Fab profile for research purposes and that posting a statement of rights and threatening legal action will give Fabbers all the protection that they need.

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre


"That someone from Sydney University once set up a fake Fab profile for research purposes and that posting a statement of rights and threatening legal action will give Fabbers all the protection that they need."

I was trying to think of a good one for a while last night...

Of course... The Sydney University thing!!!

That’s the biggest one!

It’s the same people who post that on their profile that share those ridiculous posts on facebook that say,

“Facebook will be charging from now unless you re-post this status”

And then when you say... “Why’d you do that?”

They say... “I’m just covering myself... you never know”

(Facepalm)

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here."

Quick as a flash mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/05/18 10:15:02]

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That Princess Peach is the best motherfucking epic rap battler in these parts.

In truth...

Nah who am I kidding. It's true yo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Quick as a flash mate! "

See above

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Quick as a flash mate!

See above"

I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

Endowment must be gauged next to a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Quick as a flash mate!

See above

I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest. "

It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.

Kind regards X

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Quick as a flash mate!

See above

I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.

It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.

Kind regards X"

True story. Bloody yanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Quick as a flash mate!

See above

I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.

It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.

Kind regards X

True story. Bloody yanks! "

‘10 thousand spoons when you’re looking for a knife’ is a slight inconvenience, not ironic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys never get a meet cos all the bad ones ruin it for the good ones. Woman cant tell the difference, we're too busy looking for 12 " cock.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Quick as a flash mate!

See above

I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.

It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.

Kind regards X

True story. Bloody yanks! "

She's Canadian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Quick as a flash mate!

See above

I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.

It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.

Kind regards X

True story. Bloody yanks!

She's Canadian."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was once said that the only way to prove that you had a penis, was to make it your profile picture... otherwise the women on here wouldn’t want to waste their time with you... just in case you didn’t have one..."

Hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While it's a true story, as I suspect few on here remember Wishy, his disasterous meet and the guy that shit himself on his white sofa, does that make the story an urban legend?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Quick as a flash mate!

See above

I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.

It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.

Kind regards X

True story. Bloody yanks!

She's Canadian."

Bloody second rate yanks.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Princess peach and red from _uxom red are going to re create the bottom pic at the next social!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Princess peach and red from _uxom red are going to re create the bottom pic at the next social! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While it's a true story, as I suspect few on here remember Wishy, his disasterous meet and the guy that shit himself on his white sofa, does that make the story an urban legend?"

I remember him and that story! Epic!!

I also loved Pearl's stories of going camping in the dead of winter.

2Wheels was a right cool dude too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And NN had a brilliant saying that I now live by. Hope she's doing good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While it's a true story, as I suspect few on here remember Wishy, his disasterous meet and the guy that shit himself on his white sofa, does that make the story an urban legend?

I remember him and that story! Epic!!

I also loved Pearl's stories of going camping in the dead of winter.

2Wheels was a right cool dude too. "

Was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And NN had a brilliant saying that I now live by. Hope she's doing good. "

What's the saying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an older woman on here who used to defend the cheaters by saying a wife should look after her husband's needs, then he wouldn't stray, and that even after having a baby, a woman should look after her man sexually.

Now there's an urban legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!"

She’s actually milking men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

She’s actually milking men. "

Ha ha ha!! I prefer some sour cream.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Fab has its very own version of Godwin's Law. Whenever a post mentions vaginas then sooner or later in the thread someone will compare a vagina to a kebab. I propose we call it Wellesley's Law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Nice guys don't get meets" ...That count as an Urban Legend? (stir, stir, stir) "

I didn't think women came on here to meet nice men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!

Blanche is already on here.

Quick as a flash mate!

See above

I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.

It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.

Kind regards X

True story. Bloody yanks!

‘10 thousand spoons when you’re looking for a knife’ is a slight inconvenience, not ironic. "

10 thousand spoons would just be seriously fucking annoying... I mean there's no way they'd fit in the cutlery draw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab has its very own version of Godwin's Law. Whenever a post mentions vaginas then sooner or later in the thread someone will compare a vagina to a kebab. I propose we call it Wellesley's Law."

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Fab has its very own version of Godwin's Law. Whenever a post mentions vaginas then sooner or later in the thread someone will compare a vagina to a kebab. I propose we call it Wellesley's Law.

"

Most men who say that they wouldn't let their wives do that, either haven't got wives or haven't asked them if that's ok to say that.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Soz for quoting something that has nothing to do with my answer

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Knitter was on recently, just sayin'

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Fab has its very own version of Godwin's Law. Whenever a post mentions vaginas then sooner or later in the thread someone will compare a vagina to a kebab. I propose we call it Wellesley's Law."

And will end their comment with this as though its the wittiest most original observation they've ever made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share some fab urban legends that you know of or can formulate.

"

Posts that you have forgotten about, suddenly come back for no apparent reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetcorn under the foreskin.

Wallpaper paste.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


" Sweetcorn under the foreskin.

Wallpaper paste."

Stiff curtains in hotels

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Spaghet of the pubic region

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Nice guys don't get meets" ...That count as an Urban Legend? (stir, stir, stir) "

Crying/laughing emoji repeated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single guys never get a meet cos all the bad ones ruin it for the good ones. Woman cant tell the difference, we're too busy looking for 12 " cock. "

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Princess Peach is the best motherfucking epic rap battler in these parts.

In truth...

Nah who am I kidding. It's true yo "

This is just a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That any man putting ‘treat her with respect’ at the end of a verification will become instantly irresistible to all...

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