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"All welcome including every Tom, Dick and Harry ![]() ![]() ![]() Feck off ![]() | |||
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"All welcome including every Tom, Dick and Harry ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That’s not very welcoming ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All welcome including every Tom, Dick and Harry ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bloody northerners eh ![]() | |||
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"How about a Scarlett? ![]() As long as she’s friendlier than Dick ![]() | |||
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"How about a Scarlett? ![]() ![]() Deffo.. And she's a northerner ![]() | |||
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"How about a Scarlett? ![]() ![]() ![]() So's dick ![]() | |||
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"Evening ![]() ![]() ![]() Im looking forward to it... | |||
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"Evening ![]() ![]() ![]() Gutted I’m not going ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m looking a little sketch currently, but hoping to have it resolved | |||
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"Evening ![]() ![]() ![]() As beautiful as a piece of art. | |||
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"Yes Pink, he’s called Dick! ![]() Glad we cleared that up ![]() | |||
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"Yes Pink, he’s called Dick! ![]() ![]() I was delayed!! ![]() | |||
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"Yes Pink, he’s called Dick! ![]() ![]() ![]() By dick? ![]() | |||
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"Yes Pink, he’s called Dick! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wish. ![]() | |||
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"Yes Pink, he’s called Dick! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Tell me about it, over 270 miles was bad enough, 3000 miles and 5 hours time difference is hideous ![]() | |||
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"Yes Pink, he’s called Dick! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nods. ![]() | |||
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"I’m slightly tipsy ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh she’s had tinky winky? ![]() | |||
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"I’m slightly tipsy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I had that all afternoon and prosecco to go with now I’m home and on the wine! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m slightly tipsy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lucky biatch ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m slightly tipsy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I never have any rants ![]() | |||
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"Admin is hard work, I need a break..........KitKat ![]() Well whatever you do....don't eat custard creams at this time of the day ![]() | |||
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"Number 1 this week in 1995. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fLR3FRaFsQ Oasis - Some Might Say - Official Video - YouTube " ![]() | |||
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"Number 1 this week in 1995. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fLR3FRaFsQ Oasis - Some Might Say - Official Video - YouTube " I had an Oasis day yesterday... i bet my neighbours hate me ![]() | |||
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"Number 1 this week in 1995. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fLR3FRaFsQ Oasis - Some Might Say - Official Video - YouTube ![]() I was partly responsible for that number 1. | |||
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"Number 1 this week in 1995. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fLR3FRaFsQ Oasis - Some Might Say - Official Video - YouTube I had an Oasis day yesterday... i bet my neighbours hate me ![]() FIFY | |||
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"Admin is hard work, I need a break..........KitKat ![]() ![]() I’m sat watching a horse shit currently not a custard cream in sight ![]() | |||
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"Number 1 this week in 1995. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fLR3FRaFsQ Oasis - Some Might Say - Official Video - YouTube " Oasis ![]() | |||
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"Number 1 this week in 1995. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fLR3FRaFsQ Oasis - Some Might Say - Official Video - YouTube Oasis ![]() One of the cracking B-side tracks. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycaocta_OCw Oasis - Talk Tonight (album version) | |||
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"Admin is hard work, I need a break..........KitKat ![]() ![]() ![]() Shovel it up its good for your garden ![]() | |||
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"Morning folks ![]() Bloody hell you can multi task can't you ![]() | |||
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"Morning folks ![]() ![]() I’m a woman of course I can. Although I don’t always do it well I have to admit ![]() | |||
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"Morning folks ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll be fine when your PA is back to assist with Rant Day assesments ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morning folks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I like men generally but one much more than the others and in a very different way ![]() | |||
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"It’s after 6, good evening and welcome to the weekend folks ![]() Evening ![]() | |||
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"It’s after 6, good evening and welcome to the weekend folks ![]() Nearly 8 0'clock and another day now........Good Evening ![]() | |||
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"I'll fuck the next person that mails me, no matter who it is!! Bloody hell" Who said that? | |||
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"Why do ppl start threads then just leave them? What’s the point in starting them in the first place? ![]() ![]() I think that’s one of those things we’ll never know, I apologise if I abandon a thread I’ve started ![]() | |||
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"I'll fuck the next person that mails me, no matter who it is!! Bloody hell Who said that?" I spent 10 fecking minutes rereading the thread for that too ![]() | |||
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"I'll fuck the next person that mails me, no matter who it is!! Bloody hell Who said that? I spent 10 fecking minutes rereading the thread for that too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why do ppl start threads then just leave them? What’s the point in starting them in the first place? ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s a mystery .... | |||
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"I'll fuck the next person that mails me, no matter who it is!! Bloody hell Who said that? I spent 10 fecking minutes rereading the thread for that too ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll fuck the next person that mails me, no matter who it is!! Bloody hell Who said that? I spent 10 fecking minutes rereading the thread for that too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll fuck the next person that mails me, no matter who it is!! Bloody hell Who said that? I spent 10 fecking minutes rereading the thread for that too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oi you two ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll fuck the next person that mails me, no matter who it is!! Bloody hell Who said that? I spent 10 fecking minutes rereading the thread for that too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Apologies, you can bring biscuits to make up for it, non of those cheap ones either ![]() | |||
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"I'll fuck the next person that mails me, no matter who it is!! Bloody hell Who said that? I spent 10 fecking minutes rereading the thread for that too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thats me fecked then ![]() | |||
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"I'll fuck the next person that mails me, no matter who it is!! Bloody hell Who said that? I spent 10 fecking minutes rereading the thread for that too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Had to go searching for this ![]() ![]() Doesn’t seem worth it, for just that. ![]() | |||
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"Had to go searching for this ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m easily pleased sometimes ![]() | |||
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"Had to go searching for this ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You found Swing. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Had to go searching for this ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He can please me easily yes, because he’s wonderful and wants me to be happy. That goes both ways ![]() | |||
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"Back from the dead ![]() Arse is still looking a little hairy ![]() | |||
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"Back from the dead ![]() ![]() I haven’t slept for fear of waking up to a waxing ![]() | |||
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"Back from the dead ![]() ![]() ![]() Thats a good reason for lack of sleep in a bed with a young lady ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Back from the dead ![]() ![]() ![]() There’s still time ![]() | |||
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"Back from the dead ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He’s survived ![]() | |||
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"Back from the dead ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ‘Young lady’ I like it despite the fact it’s completely inaccurate ![]() | |||
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"Morning ![]() Morning, how’s your beard? ![]() | |||
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"Morning ![]() ![]() All good, I had the tweezers on it yesterday. Ohhhh you mean my fanny bush? That's dandy too. I'm jesting with ya ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morning chatty folk ![]() Morning ![]() | |||
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"Morning chatty folk ![]() Yo G3 ![]() | |||
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"Morning chatty folk ![]() ![]() How do Punky ![]() | |||
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"Morning chatty folk ![]() ![]() G'day Swing ![]() | |||
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"Morning chatty folk ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry we were eating Breakfast you mucky lot ![]() | |||
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"Why does G3 make him sound so much cooler? Everyone needs a rap/gangsta/nickname MB. ![]() Ma shizzle and all that ![]() | |||
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"Back from the dead ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Try trimming them boobs....it I'llknock years off you ![]() | |||
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"Evening loungers ![]() Evening my angel ![]() | |||
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"Evening loungers ![]() ![]() Hello sweetheart ![]() | |||
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"Newcomer peekin' in ![]() Evening and welcome ![]() | |||
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"Newcomer peekin' in ![]() Oh a newbie Hello *waves* | |||
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"Newcomer peekin' in ![]() The fresh meat waves back | |||
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"Word up " No matter where you say it, you know that you’ll be heard ![]() | |||
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"Curry would be nice " I’d make you one sweetheart x | |||
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"Curry would be nice I’d give you one sweetheart x" FTFY ![]() | |||
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"Curry would be nice I’d give you one sweetheart x FTFY ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening all. I had to take an antihistamine today and it has made me so drowsy ![]() I’ve had a day off to stop me being sleepy ![]() | |||
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"Curry would be nice I’d give you one sweetheart x FTFY ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh hello ![]() | |||
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"Evening all. I had to take an antihistamine today and it has made me so drowsy ![]() ![]() I don’t like taking pills ![]() | |||
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"Morning all ![]() Morning Swing ![]() | |||
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"Why does G3 make him sound so much cooler? Everyone needs a rap/gangsta/nickname MB. ![]() ![]() Word. | |||
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"Morning all ![]() Morning Swing! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morning all ![]() ![]() Morning sweetie xx. I'm back to work today (waaaaah!) and the weekend is all starting to seem like a fabulous dream.... | |||
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"Morning all ![]() ![]() We are a week on from ‘the weekend’ it doesn’t get better with time, sorry to have to tell you ![]() | |||
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"Morning all ![]() ![]() Boo to work!! It was a good one though wasn’t it? ![]() | |||
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"Morning all ![]() ![]() ![]() There are no superlatives quite good enough to describe it! ![]() | |||
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"Hello lovelies ![]() Hello there not seen you around for a while ![]() | |||
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"Afternoon ![]() Alreet swing? | |||
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"Is it lunchtime yet??? I could eat a horse... well a pony... maybe a Shetland... ok ok... a beef sandwich with horseradish.... just give me foooooood!! ![]() Oh need and horseradish I could go for that. It's weigh day so fruit and more fruit for me | |||
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"Is it lunchtime yet??? I could eat a horse... well a pony... maybe a Shetland... ok ok... a beef sandwich with horseradish.... just give me foooooood!! ![]() I've still got one of the delicious faf? cakes Miss Red baked for the social. It's going to be nommed with a nice cuppa in a little bit ![]() | |||
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"Shit - didn’t expect anyone to reply ![]() Are you drooling? | |||
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"Shit - didn’t expect anyone to reply ![]() Not any more Feeling is returning. Thankfully the painkillers are working as well | |||
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"Shit - didn’t expect anyone to reply ![]() Swing!!!! ![]() | |||
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"Swing seems to have developed a potty mouth ![]() ![]() Behave yourself ![]() | |||
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"Swing seems to have developed a potty mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() I told you that you would be in bother ![]() | |||
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"Swing seems to have developed a potty mouth ![]() ![]() Do you think it was just they anaesthetic making him speak funny? ![]() | |||
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"Swing seems to have developed a potty mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s all good now and I haven’t chewed any of the inside of my mouth ![]() | |||
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"Is it nearly Thursday? ![]() ![]() ![]() Afternoon tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is it nearly Thursday? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't even know what today is....could it be Wednesday? | |||
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"Swing seems to have developed a potty mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Feck that was some waxing mate ![]() | |||
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