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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could men all wear flourescent condoms so I can see them in the darkroom- then

a)I can find them

b)If I can't find them, I don't want them!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Could men all wear flourescent condoms so I can see them in the darkroom- then

a)I can find them

b)If I can't find them, I don't want them!

Don't faint if i decide to replay a student prank and stretch one over my head.

"My word, who's that"

Fuck nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could men all wear flourescent condoms so I can see them in the darkroom- then

a)I can find them

b)If I can't find them, I don't want them!

Only problem with wearing a luminous condom is........ (dunno about other blokes, or just me) I'd be too busy making lightsaber noises and giggling to myself

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

bagsies wearing the one that no one else can see but the OP knows where it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could all women put flourescent lipstick around the entrance to their fanny in the dark rooms, that way we can find out which ones have a fanny like a mouses ear'ole or a gaping chasm like the Mersey tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just leave the light on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No, thats the whole point you dipstick lol

Some things are better with limited vision, me being one of them!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Could men all wear flourescent condoms so I can see them in the darkroom- then

a)I can find them

b)If I can't find them, I don't want them!

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you could always insert a mini maglite in your pussy to discretely improve your ability to find cock in the dark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could men all wear flourescent condoms so I can see them in the darkroom- then

a)I can find them

b)If I can't find them, I don't want them!

you could always insert a mini maglite in your pussy to discretely improve your ability to find cock in the dark

I am not some freak with eyes down there- lips, yes!, eyes- episode of Futerama

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

loving futurama, care to be my leela ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt realise this permanent luminescent pait wouldnt come off...didnt read the small print!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt realise this permanent luminescent paint wouldnt come off...didnt read the small print!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'll just wear my diving boots, got my initials on them in flurescent green

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just wear my diving boots, got my initials on them in flurescent green

I spend enough time with MY foot in my mouth.....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'll just wear my diving boots, got my initials on them in flurescent green

I spend enough time with MY foot in my mouth.....

I could be so rude, but as I am a gentleman I will bite my tongue xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just wear my diving boots, got my initials on them in flurescent green

I spend enough time with MY foot in my mouth.....

I could be so rude, but as I am a gentleman I will bite my tongue xx"

Well even I was thinking ...just the one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a glow in the dark watch

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I've got a glow in the dark watch

careful.....dont lose it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Self lubricating arseholes

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Self lubricating arseholes

That reminds me, time for another beer , ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self lubricating arseholes

ive got skitters...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Self lubricating arseholes

ive got skitters..."
dirty fucker

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Self lubricating arseholes

That reminds me, time for another beer , ta."

I was just about to say... most of them can open their own beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self lubricating arseholes

That reminds me, time for another beer , ta.

I was just about to say... most of them can open their own beer."

there is no holding back evolution.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We bought some in France last year. Caused a laugh at the 4some we had not long after we'd got home, we had to have the lights off to see if they worked. Watching a glowing cock disappearing and re-appearing on the backstroke caused hysterical laughter!

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