FabSwingers.com forum: 5 words

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You wake up in a prison cell handcuffed to the user above you. Using only 5 words what do you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna start 10 words thread?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

That was so worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was so worth it

Same time next week then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Not you again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no! Not you again!"

Why do you hate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said don't break it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick up the slippery soap

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick up the slippery soap"

Why does my arse hurt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the prostate exam doc

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wake up in a prison cell handcuffed to the user above you. Using only 5 words what do you say?"

Fuck off you dick head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wake up in a prison cell handcuffed to the user above you. Using only 5 words what do you say?

Fuck off you dick head"

Can i tea bag you

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
over a year ago

East Mids

Ow fuck, not this again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ow fuck, not this again"

Assume the position Miss cumalot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't take, I give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't take, I give"

Does your owl have keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't take, I give

Does your owl have keys"

Why the hell we here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you come here often?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Do you come here often?"

Well that was an adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop involving me in schemes

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Stop involving me in schemes "

Did you bring the Vaseline?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop involving me in schemes

Did you bring the Vaseline?"

Please save me sherlock holmes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop involving me in schemes

Did you bring the Vaseline?

Please save me sherlock holmes"

Please don’t fart on me! C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you come here often?

Well that was an adventure "

Those pesky spiders from mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you shit, I wipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over, let's do it again!

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I'm never leaving this prison

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Bend over, let's do it again! "

That's not five words, numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over, let's do it again!

That's not five words, numpty"

I stole the extra one, that's why we're here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over, let's do it again!

That's not five words, numpty

I stole the extra one, that's why we're here! "

Rubi we did it again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over, let's do it again!

That's not five words, numpty

I stole the extra one, that's why we're here!

Rubi we did it again xx"

really?what did you do xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over, let's do it again!

That's not five words, numpty

I stole the extra one, that's why we're here!

Rubi we did it again xx

really?what did you do xx"

Iceland will never recover costs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Seriously, you really are a twat

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

Come and sit on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was so worth it

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have we got life together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to go home

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By *entleman Caller GlasgowMan
over a year ago

Bellshill

"I want to go home

Im so lucky, lucky lucky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go home

Im so lucky, lucky lucky x"

Damn it, I told you we’d be caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go home

Im so lucky, lucky lucky x

Damn it, I told you we’d be caught "

Now open mouth say aaaaaaahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now open mouth say aaaaaaahhhhhh

Why? what you putting where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come I'm middle one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How come I'm middle one?"

What.....what...what...why....why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What.....what...what...why....why. "

Great! We've got Mr Stutter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart, and I kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart, and I kill you"

Don't forget, only two shakes!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Did the internal search hurt?

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

No, I quite enjoyed it

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

That was a good night x

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

Let’s do it again sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite liked it too

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Same time, place next week x

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

You can count on it

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I will bring the snacks x

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

No, just bring you please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, just bring you please x"

Can I have a nibble?

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

That could certainly be arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That could certainly be arranged"

Morning, shall I make coffee?

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

That will do for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That will do for starters"

Oy get your mitts off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck are You?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck are You?!?!

I'm Batman and you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck are You?!?!

I'm Batman and you are?

Wanting to do it again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck are You?!?!

I'm Batman and you are?

Wanting to do it again x"

Get off shes mine now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who the fuck are You?!?!

I'm Batman and you are?

Wanting to do it again x

Get off shes mine now

Learn to bloody share her

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By *ocky-boyMan
over a year ago

Durness

"Who the fuck are You?!?!

I'm Batman and you are?

Wanting to do it again x

Get off shes mine now

Learn to bloody share her "

I don’t mind going second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont understant your accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont understant your accent"

What did you just say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont understant your accent

What did you just say? "

Mind your bad back silly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind your bad back silly xx"

Fancy a game, I spy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind your bad back silly xx

Fancy a game, I spy...

Yeah go on why not xx

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"Mind your bad back silly xx

Fancy a game, I spy...

Yeah go on why not xx"

ok you can go first x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me the peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me the peanut butter

Rude, you didn't say please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me the peanut butter

Rude, you didn't say please!

Guards fire up the spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me the peanut butter

Rude, you didn't say please!

Guards fire up the spit

You didn't say please either xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn't say please either xx"

Please can we snuggle up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn't say please either xx

Please can we snuggle up?

I've been in worse scenarios

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"You didn't say please either xx

Please can we snuggle up?

Get on with it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn't say please either xx

Please can we snuggle up?

Ohhhhh yes that sounds good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn't say please either xx

Please can we snuggle up?

Get on with it then

Get me the keys noooooow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get me the keys noooooow"

Hell no, we won't go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get me the keys noooooow

Hell no, we won't go!

Iv started so il finish

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

One of those nights again !!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Then check the internet fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the soap, shower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv started so il finish

Words, women love to hear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv started so il finish

Words, women love to hear!

I know what im doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tongue punch in the fartbox

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"tongue punch in the fartbox

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx"

Please can i eat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you"

Can we do that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock"

Only if you eat me

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

I going for glory here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I going for glory here!"

Are you making great escape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock

Only if you eat me

That is a guarantee sweetheart

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By *wat4 funMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hope you're handcuffed behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock

Only if you eat me

That is a guarantee sweetheart"

See you shortly then cutie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

"I going for glory here!

Are you making great escape? "

Tongue action for the missus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock

Only if you eat me

That is a guarantee sweetheart

See you shortly then cutie x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock

Only if you eat me

That is a guarantee sweetheart

See you shortly then cutie x

Yes you can eat me xx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock

Only if you eat me

That is a guarantee sweetheart

See you shortly then cutie x

Yes you can eat me xx"

That's why we were arrested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock

Only if you eat me

That is a guarantee sweetheart

See you shortly then cutie x

Yes you can eat me xx

That's why we were arrested! "

Oh dear I'm so sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock

Only if you eat me

That is a guarantee sweetheart

See you shortly then cutie x

Yes you can eat me xx

That's why we were arrested!

Oh dear I'm so sorry xx"

Lets do it all again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue punch in the fartbox

You dirty dog! Yes please

Fancy sharing some fun times xx

Please can i eat you

Can we do that again

Ride my big stiff cock

Only if you eat me

That is a guarantee sweetheart

See you shortly then cutie x

Yes you can eat me xx

That's why we were arrested!

Oh dear I'm so sorry xx

Lets do it all again "

You really are very encourageable xx

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Did I get fucked again!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Did I get fucked again!"

Did that actually really happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I get fucked again!

Did that actually really happen

Again again again again again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did I get fucked again!

Did that actually really happen

Again again again again again

I'm first this time okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I get fucked again!

Did that actually really happen

Again again again again again

I'm first this time okay "

Okay but no fake ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did I get fucked again!

Did that actually really happen

Again again again again again

I'm first this time okay

Okay but no fake ones

Oh it's the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I get fucked again!

Did that actually really happen

Again again again again again

I'm first this time okay

Okay but no fake ones

Oh it's the real thing

Blimey you can go some

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Did I get fucked again!

Did that actually really happen

Again again again again again

I'm first this time okay

Okay but no fake ones

Oh it's the real thing

Blimey you can go some

Pulling more than your finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I get fucked again!

Did that actually really happen

Again again again again again

I'm first this time okay

Okay but no fake ones

Oh it's the real thing

Blimey you can go some

Pulling more than your finger

Please dont stop pulling it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did I get fucked again!

Did that actually really happen

Again again again again again

I'm first this time okay

Okay but no fake ones

Oh it's the real thing

Blimey you can go some

Pulling more than your finger

Please dont stop pulling it

If rather pull something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You and your bloody fetishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You and your bloody fetishes

Ohhhhh PP not this again xx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"You and your bloody fetishes

Ohhhhh PP not this again xx"

Fancy seeing you here again.

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