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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you've decided no self-love til you see them next. How on earth do you distract yourself?!?!

The urge is strong!!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

God knows. I’ve been trying to distract myself for days and it’s not working. I’ve tried cutting the grass didn’t work. Potting plants didn’t work. Cold shower totally didn’t work. Helppppp

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I go to the gym & throw heavy shit around!

Best way to work off frustrations, plus it makes arse look good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God knows. I’ve been trying to distract myself for days and it’s not working. I’ve tried cutting the grass didn’t work. Potting plants didn’t work. Cold shower totally didn’t work. Helppppp"

I wish I had a garden!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I go to the gym & throw heavy shit around!

Best way to work off frustrations, plus it makes arse look good "

I'm lifting a big cup of tea. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never get used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For any type of distraction (which is normally when I need to keep my impatience under control ) I work through my todo list. It involves jobs/chores but normals some project of making something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you've decided no self-love til you see them next. How on earth do you distract yourself?!?!

The urge is strong!!"

Why deny yourself simple pleasures

In the end were all wankers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have sex"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You never get used to it"

I can't cope!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For any type of distraction (which is normally when I need to keep my impatience under control ) I work through my todo list. It involves jobs/chores but normals some project of making something. "

I only have boring things on that list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For any type of distraction (which is normally when I need to keep my impatience under control ) I work through my todo list. It involves jobs/chores but normals some project of making something.

I only have boring things on that list! "

Only boring people have boring lists!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you've decided no self-love til you see them next. How on earth do you distract yourself?!?!

The urge is strong!!

Why deny yourself simple pleasures

In the end were all wankers "

Because the reward of waiting will be sublime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For any type of distraction (which is normally when I need to keep my impatience under control ) I work through my todo list. It involves jobs/chores but normals some project of making something.

I only have boring things on that list!

Only boring people have boring lists! "

Erm.......no. Chores are mostly always boring!

My "want todo" list is much more fun.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I bake!! Have had to postpone a meet 2 weeks in a row now and we're both climbing walls. I must have baked and given away hundreds of cupcakes, plus loaf cakes, bread, brownies... Tomorrow can't come fast enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For any type of distraction (which is normally when I need to keep my impatience under control ) I work through my todo list. It involves jobs/chores but normals some project of making something.

I only have boring things on that list!

Only boring people have boring lists!

Erm.......no. Chores are mostly always boring!

My "want todo" list is much more fun. "

Work through that list then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you've decided no self-love til you see them next. How on earth do you distract yourself?!?!

The urge is strong!!"

Work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bake!! Have had to postpone a meet 2 weeks in a row now and we're both climbing walls. I must have baked and given away hundreds of cupcakes, plus loaf cakes, bread, brownies... Tomorrow can't come fast enough "

Haha if I mix by hand will it release more tension?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For any type of distraction (which is normally when I need to keep my impatience under control ) I work through my todo list. It involves jobs/chores but normals some project of making something.

I only have boring things on that list!

Only boring people have boring lists!

Erm.......no. Chores are mostly always boring!

My "want todo" list is much more fun.

Work through that list then. "

As I said....I have to wait to see him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you've decided no self-love til you see them next. How on earth do you distract yourself?!?!

The urge is strong!!

Work."

I think I might have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no willpower I would definitely fail at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See them tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no willpower I would definitely fail at this "

I might have cheated already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See them tomorrow "
pulling a sickie to get jiggy is totally acceptable right?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I go to the gym & throw heavy shit around!

Best way to work off frustrations, plus it makes arse look good

I'm lifting a big cup of tea. Does that count? "

As long as you have a custard cream in the other hand... It's all about balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no willpower I would definitely fail at this

I might have cheated already "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See them tomorrow pulling a sickie to get jiggy is totally acceptable right? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See them tomorrow pulling a sickie to get jiggy is totally acceptable right?

Always "

Me. I can’t come in today.

Boss. Why?

Me. I’m horny.....

Boss. Sounds understandable. See you back at work a week on Thursday then.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I bake!! Have had to postpone a meet 2 weeks in a row now and we're both climbing walls. I must have baked and given away hundreds of cupcakes, plus loaf cakes, bread, brownies... Tomorrow can't come fast enough

Haha if I mix by hand will it release more tension? "

It does help!!! As does kneading dough and rolling icing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no willpower I would definitely fail at this

I might have cheated already "

Just call it a refresher, totally acceptable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no willpower I would definitely fail at this

I might have cheated already

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See them tomorrow pulling a sickie to get jiggy is totally acceptable right?

Always

Me. I can’t come in today.

Boss. Why?

Me. I’m horny.....

Boss. Sounds understandable. See you back at work a week on Thursday then.

"

I might still be busy then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bake!! Have had to postpone a meet 2 weeks in a row now and we're both climbing walls. I must have baked and given away hundreds of cupcakes, plus loaf cakes, bread, brownies... Tomorrow can't come fast enough

Haha if I mix by hand will it release more tension?

It does help!!! As does kneading dough and rolling icing... "

Kneading. Like when I grab his bum? Uuuggghhh not helping!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no willpower I would definitely fail at this

I might have cheated already

Just call it a refresher, totally acceptable "

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

I submit to self love. Everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I couldn't function without a little self love.

I'd probably cheat in that task.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on your hands.

No... hang on... that ain't gonna work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See them tomorrow pulling a sickie to get jiggy is totally acceptable right?

Always

Me. I can’t come in today.

Boss. Why?

Me. I’m horny.....

Boss. Sounds understandable. See you back at work a week on Thursday then.

"

My boss is ok with that

But I'm self employed

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