FabSwingers.com forum: What does urban dictionary say about you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Simply put your name in and post the first definition

"A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude."

I'm still on the market ladies, just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you should never believe your own publicity

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

A beautiful woman, often sought after by men and women alike, and object of attraction no matter the occasions.

Also used to define an attractive lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful name for a (young) beautiful girl. She is outgoing, very funny (or tries to be), and has a unique style. She is also very lovable, but can be awkward at times. She is the type of person you can easily get along with. She will be there to comfort her friends when they need it. She has a gift of discernment, meaning she knows when something is up. She has a great voice, but is shy to show it to the world. She needs more confident. Also, she can be very hyper at times. Even with her flaws, she is still perfect because the amount of flaws she has cannot compare to her flawlessness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where are the mean definitions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'A guy that can be the guy of your dreams.' If they say so!

'Awesome girl whos really into fandoms and very loyal and protective friend.Dont make her angry though because she can hold a grudge.' First sentence yes, second definitely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PB is one of the best people you will ever meet. Is smart, nice, talented, amazing and hilarious. They make an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. They are thoughtful, sweet, caring, adorable and you'll want to devote all of your time to them. They are a huge gamer and very selfless and loving.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

A charming and sweet asshole, has the tendencies to have a smart mouth and be extremely sarcastic, but cares for everyone. He's nice when he wants to be and can make a girl fall for him in just the snap of a finger. He loves sports and his favorite colors are usually yellow, blue, and green. He has a playful attitude and is happy most of the time.

I wish the ‘snap of a finger’ bit was even remotely true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.

I like this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simply put your name in and post the first definition

I'm still on the market ladies, just saying

They couldn't find me?! I'm obviously unique

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simply put your name in and post the first definition

I'm still on the market ladies, just saying

They couldn't find me?! I'm obviously unique

Your name sounds Elven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy curvy girl next door type that will leave you breathless and steal your heart. You will never find another girl like a ******. Often refered to as "the one". She Loves to laugh and play but dont be fooled by her smile...She has a low tolerance for stupidity and immaturity and will knock you on your ass if you run up on her.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No results found for my name

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

A highly desirable woman with high intelligence, beauty and the ability to take command of any situation she is in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No results found for my name

Go on make one up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't take any website serious that spells through "threw".

It did say I was a goddess though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CoolHand - N; Smooth, Having the disposition of calmness in stressful or passionate situations. Having great reserves of inner strength. V: A chilled appendage.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Perfection. A woman who will amaze you around every turn. Every word she says will make your knees week and your heart flutter. You will have many restless nights not being able to get her off your mind, but she's so awesome you won't mind. She will care for you with all of her heart and listen to every word you say. If you can win her heart, you'll be the luckiest guy in the world

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Someone who asks the stupidest questions ever

There were other more flattering definitions but I liked that one the most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Fab name: A person devoted to luxury and pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Wealthy God(God being attributed as wealthy). Creative and intuitive, a true character who will be remembered and noticed by others! Charismatic yet seductivefeeling the need to please, you put greatimportance on appearance and looks. A diplomat who knows the importance of listening to others, never missing a character. But sometimes you can be stubborn or bounded. Not liking monotony, there is a desire to get moving. Breaking habits routinely makes life worth living.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Very kind, patient, and caring. she knows how to cheer you up but also knows how to have fun. A ... is a great person to have as a friend, plus you can laugh together when people pronounce her name wrong.

... is an amazing girl.

spot on ha ha ha

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A man who is addictive and unforgettable. Someone who a woman, since a girl, has always desired to be close to. Distance is his kryptonite, and he will be yours. He is intelligent, sarcastic, and has an infectious laugh. Plays the guitar, has a crystalline voice which infects your veins with fluttering dragonflies. He is the one that was so close, yet got away for reasons you don't understand. His memory brings to mind Neruda poetry and hot summer nights.

Some of that is quite true. Never played a guitar but always wanted to. Spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''One of the greatest guys alive. He can be quiet and serious but suddenly turns into this chatty bubbly hillarious person. Someone who understands how to act around different people, he takes other peoples thoughts into mind. He can spend hours thinking of something that means alot to him. One of the best boyfriends, he's sweet; reliable; trustworthy; loving; caring etc. He's one of the funnest people to hang round with, whatever the weather. He can be flirtly but also knows how to be just a simple friend. Any person who knows a Nathan is truely lucky, and to be his girlfriend then they're truely blessed. He's also one of the greatest friends you can ever have, he can relate to things that you say, understands how to talk to someone depending there mood. He can be quirky at times, at is never seen without a smile in his eyes. Girls hearts melt around him. He has a story to tell. A huge dog-lover. A guy called Nathan is like an Angel from heaven, you don't expect to need him to be in your life, but once he is, you realise how much you do need him and how much you never want to loose him, you couldn't loose him! Nathan is a pleasure to both guys and girls, he's can have a laugh, give advice, be blunt, you can talk with him about anything. He's the most beautiful creature alive. When you see him you smile, either on the out or inside, or even both. He's sucha great guy!''

Someone forgot to put ''loves m&m's''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Boss.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The long one is too long. The second one is hilarious:

The most wonderful and beautiful human being ever created.

My Fab name was correctly defined.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Fucking wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a dark past, but you must look past it to the beautiful person she is. She thinks she is not much, but she is the best. Always boost her self confidence, because she deserves it. Once you find a *****, never let her go. She is a once in a lifetime chance that you should never pass up.

Well quite clearly Urban Dictionary is d*unk and should go home!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually an pretty amazing person. She is gorgeous and loves to make people laugh. Any guy would be lucky to have her. Although she can be really strange, she is always kind to everyone. She takes other peoples feelings into consideration and is a really good person. ********* can easily make any stranger smile.

That's the definition of my real name. Not sure about Mia definition.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really shy, but really pretty. She can be very insecure, but she's actually amazing with basically no flaws. Thinks she has a lot of flaws, but she doesn't. Lots of guys want to date her, but don't want to be called a bandwagon by admitting it. Has a gorgeous body.

I think my mum wrote mine, thanks mum!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Phoenix

Is beautiful / handsome but yet a shy person who can be trusted with anything, they'll never let you down and they'll always be there for you. Phoenix is the type of person everyone wants to be friends with. Phoenix is the coolest person you'll ever meet and they know how to make anyone smile. Phoenix has such an amazing personality"

Aaaaaaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is really shy, but really pretty. She can be very insecure, but she's actually amazing with basically no flaws. Thinks she has a lot of flaws, but she doesn't. Lots of guys want to date her, but don't want to be called a bandwagon by admitting it. Has a gorgeous body.

I think my mum wrote mine, thanks mum! "

I know my mum didn't write mine because it missed out ''has beautiful baby blue eyes''.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

The most awesome thing on the planet. A ****** is always smiling, for whatever reason, her laugh is enchanting. This girl is cool and trustworthy. Lets not forget a ****** is very sexy. Nothing exceeds past a ******. With a ****** you'll never get bored. Love a ******, and you will never Love anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The most awesome thing on the planet. A ****** is always smiling, for whatever reason, her laugh is enchanting. This girl is cool and trustworthy. Lets not forget a ****** is very sexy. Nothing exceeds past a ******. With a ****** you'll never get bored. Love a ******, and you will never Love anyone else.

That's a lot of swear words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a lot of swear words

that was ******* funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says I don't exist...

Signed

The Cheshire Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tall, beautiful person who has a brain to learn from and a body to kill for! She's hot in all aspects, not just for looks, but also her attitude towards things. This girls got eyes to make you freeze on point and lips that'll make you swoon for days. If you need advise on guys or love life, go to her, she's got the answer. Not sure what to wear for picture day? She's the girl to ask. With her sexy, badass style and friendly aura, she turns all the heads in the room. She is an artsy girl with a eye for colour and an imagination out of this world. She's got an ass to die for and an attitude you'd be sure to respect on. A girl who you know you can count on, she'll be your best friend to the end and is very loyal to those she loves. Animals will become her best friend in an instant and will want to go home with her rather than stay with their owners. This is a girl you want in your life, so if you've got one, do NOT let her go."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An angel from above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An angel from above.

Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite frankly, a bit of a knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An angel from above.

Yeah right

It's there in black and white. Who am I to argue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend till the end, she's got your back no matter what. A constant source of intense laughter. Speaker of the greatest smart-ass comments ever heard. An extremely beautiful person on the outside; has an even more impressive inner beauty. Has more inner strength than most people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... is a guy who is caring and will always be there to help in a time of need. He can make friends with many people but he prefers mostly girls and they prefer him as well. He is forgiving and very kind. He can sometimes get very angry when provoked and hard to control when in a negative state of mind.

... may be very self centered and very wanting.

...'s are very good to keep around and never to be forgotten.

Oh that ... he is very kind but dont fuck with him.

Totally inaccurate !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*****s are the nicest people in the world.... some may think they’re kinda weird or a tad nuts but when you see past it you'll see *****s are the best people to have around.

they sing, they dance and they love.

******s are also very talkative, funny, cuddly, loveable and just all round fantastic people.

I 3 ******s, everyone should have one

that party sucked, i wish ***** had been there.

im upset, i need ****** she'll cheer me up

Strangely mostly accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An easy going person. She's brave and see's the world as a goal, to accomplish all. She's confident and poise. She walks into a room and knows how to work it without much work. She interviews great and is proactive in all she does. When she sets her mind to something, she is bound to accomplish it. She's beautiful and she knows it. Yet she's not afraid to make others feel as beautiful just as much. She believes in making sure others are about and puts their happiness before hers at times. *insert name* loves to serve others and if she is to go without to make others happy, she's not afraid to make that sacrifice. She knows how to be romantic and takes it to par in the bedroom. Her name sounds royal and therefore she should be the next Disney princess.

The next Disney Princess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful strong capable woman. She is very smart and has the most gorgeous, sparkling eyes. She is shy when you first meet her but once you take the time to get to know her she is quite fun to be around. She will never usually make the first move to talk to her crush as she is too shy but will start talking once her crush takes the time to talk to her. Insert name is a girl who will stand up for what’s right and won’t let anyone get in her way. She also really loves sloths x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who is unusually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks. And women are just simply attracted to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the nicest people in the world. So understanding, trustworthy and cheerful. She has amazing ideas and the best advice. Obsessed with musicals.She always thinks of the positive things and looks on the bright side. She is alsooo veryy pretty and funny. ****** are generally very talkative and stunning.

If ever I need to talk about something, ****** is the person to go to.

Some of this is true, some completely false! Lol

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over a year ago

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

See with your Heart

She is very beautiful, caring, sweet, kind heart and beautiful soul.

She will bring a smile to your face with every word and you will be dazed when

you look into her beautiful eyes. Every guy dreams of finding her in his life and once

you do never let her go and treat her with respect and love

Also dont forget

her cheeky side, She does have one and you will laugh all night so make sure

to bring it out in her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One who would be described as utterly amazing in every way. a person who will make you feel like you're worth a million bucks just by taking you to McDonalds or a book store. *** is as chill as a cucumber, dependable, & never runs out of things to talk about. he knows countless beaches that most people don't even know of & is the best guy you will ever meet.

Boyfriend: Baby, why you actin' like that?

Girlfriend: You don't treat me right. I deserve better.

Boyfriend: So what, you're gonna go find yourself a ***?

Girlfriend: Damn right.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Moriarty is sexy hot and a really great guy 3

he is great to be around and funny...... he is also a great kisser and AMAZING IN BED ...... or on the couch which ever he picks ..... i promise u it will be amazing ....... just dont take another girls craig she will kill u

emily : OMG ...

steff : what ?

emily : i had sex with Moriarty last night

steff : omg how was it Moriarty's are apparently amazing

emily : EVEN BETTER !!!

I would say it's pretty accurate

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A girl who is the best kind you can find. She's smart, one-of-a-kind, adorable, sweet, sexy, hot, amazing, talented, beautiful, bitchy, evil, diabolical, and she's gonna take over the world one day. Watch out, cuz that girl has a great attitude she knows how to use! Awesome body, too.....

So accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's perfect. Stronger than most people. Independent because she knows what she's worth. Totally broken but yet such a happy person. She's loving and caring towards her loved ones. She's mysterious. She gets angry and hell breaks loose. She is her biggest fear because she knows what she's capable of. Love her and she'll double the love for you.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

**** are known to be really pretty and nice. They love nature and animals. They tend to have beautiful long brown hair and dark brown eyes. They have a good side and a bad side. They love being with friends out partying. **** tends to be heartbroken a lot and hurt in many ways. She will never show her tears in front of people especially her friends or family. Never ask her if shes okay, she will always say the she is even when shes not anyways. Never lose her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blake is a very common name. He is smart, dangerously handsome, sweet, likeable, flocked by girls, some people would call him perfect, but he is modest and disagrees. Most of guys are jealous.

Girl: Blake you're perfect

Blake: No I'm not

Hahahahaha this is ace hahahahaha

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

“is very complex. She's a total smartass, but it’s endearing, so no one really minds. She makes everyone laugh, and people gravitate towards her because of her bubbly personality.

Never afraid to speak her mind, she stands up for her beliefs. She is the best kind of friend, and is always there for you. She defends friends no matter what.

She tends to overreact; she's also extremely naïve.

Complex? Probably Defends her friends? Yep! Overreacts? Yep! Naive? At times aye.

The rest? I’m not so sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blake is a very common name. He is smart, dangerously handsome, sweet, likeable, flocked by girls, some people would call him perfect, but he is modest and disagrees. Most of guys are jealous.

Girl: Blake you're perfect

Blake: No I'm not

Hahahahaha this is ace hahahahaha

I know a Blake. Won't comment on that. Lol

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kindest, best guy friend you could ever have. Unknowingly funny and always willing to listen. He always has a smile for you when you see him and you find yourself missing him if you don't see him for a while. He might seem shy at first but once you get to know him he begins to open up and let you in, you cannot imagine how lucky this makes you feel. Great soccer player too!! Any girl would be lucky to have him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m soooo changing my name!

A scallywag slut-face who often sucks the penis of young chickens. However, if there are no chickens around, then she settles for horses or elephants.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

***********'s tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a *********** emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for.

That one is mine :D not at all bad

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Princess' is "A term used to describe the coolest person in the group".

I much prefer his, shorter for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m soooo changing my name!

A scallywag slut-face who often sucks the penis of young chickens. However, if there are no chickens around, then she settles for horses or elephants.

Now that made me snort!!

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