FabSwingers.com forum: Money, money, money!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move to the good old us of a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy myself citizenship in every country in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a load of sticks and stick shaking machines until I had enough of them to shake at all my money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rescue all the old poorly dogs that get put into rescue centres and give them a happy last home before they pass away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy a load of sticks and stick shaking machines until I had enough of them to shake at all my money."

Sounds like a sensible idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rescue all the old poorly dogs that get put into rescue centres and give them a happy last home before they pass away."
Awwwww my hero

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Rescue all the old poorly dogs that get put into rescue centres and give them a happy last home before they pass away."

Awwwwwww.....

I'd go on loads of holidays

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rescue all the old poorly dogs that get put into rescue centres and give them a happy last home before they pass away."

Marry me!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Buy the gorgeous house up the road and turn it into a swingers pad! Invitees only of course

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Keep it a secret.

Secretly pay off all of our friends and families mortgages then disappear to a secret hideaway.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.

I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy the gorgeous house up the road and turn it into a swingers pad! Invitees only of course

As I started this thread and spured on your idea, we get first dibs don't we....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep it a secret.

Secretly pay off all of our friends and families mortgages then disappear to a secret hideaway.

I won't tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x"

Buy a new stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x"

Learn to drive

Buy a car

Buy a house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy something to put my sticks in, as I would be no longer shaking them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.

I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit

I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/18 23:07:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.

Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.

The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.

Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[money removed by poster at 07/05/18 23:07:17 in order to go travelling around the world]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

Buy a new stick."

Think pat-mustard bought them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the same as I'm doing now. Plodding along and seeing what takes my fancy and where life leads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.

I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit

I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.

I think she meant the big volcano erupting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.

Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.

The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.

Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[money removed by poster at 07/05/18 23:07:17 in order to go travelling around the world]"

Tight wad!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.

I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit

I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.

I pretty much live in a shack on the beach but a change of scenery is always welcome.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

Learn to drive

Buy a car

Buy a house

Buy the country then you won't need to.learn to drive as you will make the rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.

Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.

The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.

Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.

Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer to the question is nothing or at least as little difference as having a shit load of money can do!.

No good will come of it so what's the point?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably the same as I'm doing now. Plodding along and seeing what takes my fancy and where life leads. "

Sensible post Rubidoux... Ok, what has Fab done with her, bring her back!

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

I hope to sell my businesses very soon and then I would never need to work, but that would kill me! So I intend to split my wealth into 2, a living fund and I wanna buy a boat, then a charity fund with which I will give the yearly interest from that fund to worthy causes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.

Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.

The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.

Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.

Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.

Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.

The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.

Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.

Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?

Yes please

I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.

I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit

I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.

I think she meant the big volcano erupting

That's only one island.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope to sell my businesses very soon and then I would never need to work, but that would kill me! So I intend to split my wealth into 2, a living fund and I wanna buy a boat, then a charity fund with which I will give the yearly interest from that fund to worthy causes"

Ok what's happening to Fab tonight?? Sensible comments by our cheekiest forumites

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.

Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.

The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.

Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.

Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?

Yes please

I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months."

Peddle man, peddle!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.

I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit

I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.

I think she meant the big volcano erupting

That's only one island.

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It's also the best island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resign

Buy a house

Take a summer lease somewhere warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Resign

Buy a house

Take a summer lease somewhere warm

Sounds like a bloody good idea!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I would buy a house with a swimming pool , a hot tub and a sauna. Six bedrooms each en suite and a dressing room with walk in wardrobes. I would never do housework again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.

Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.

The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.

Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.

Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?

Yes please

I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months.

Peddle man, peddle!!!!! "

Well, I could but only if you don't mind putting me in your back bedroom whilst I recover for a fortnight. I'll end up with legs like a rickshaw coolie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define worthy.so many charities are corrupt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Racecars

Lots of racecars

I’d put a lot of it into small local charities, the big ones such as the RSPCA can fuck right off. Such charities deserve to be shut down and their funding redistributed to rescues that actually help animals.

I’d also like to try do something about the local homeless situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.

Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.

The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.

Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.

Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?

Yes please

I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months.

Peddle man, peddle!!!!!

Well, I could but only if you don't mind putting me in your back bedroom whilst I recover for a fortnight. I'll end up with legs like a rickshaw coolie."

Do you require a deep tissue massage sir? I have been told my hands work magic in certain areas

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I would buy a house with a swimming pool , a hot tub and a sauna. Six bedrooms each en suite and a dressing room with walk in wardrobes. I would never do housework again.

Its a bugger that cleaning job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.

Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.

The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.

Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.

Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?

Yes please

I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months.

Peddle man, peddle!!!!!

Well, I could but only if you don't mind putting me in your back bedroom whilst I recover for a fortnight. I'll end up with legs like a rickshaw coolie.

Do you require a deep tissue massage sir? I have been told my hands work magic in certain areas

I most certainly would, just to see what kind of magic they work. Although at this moment I would love one, I was playing airsoft yesterday and my legs, back and neck are killing me.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Be an obnoxious rich c*nt instead of an obnoxious poor c*nt

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Be an obnoxious rich c*nt instead of an obnoxious poor c*nt"

Surely you could become more majestic than just a count

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x"

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy my own island off the Cornish coast and hold debauched parties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x"

Buy a new stick.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though.... "

That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would employ someone to do all my chores and to care for a family member that I currently look after so I could have more breaks away visiting friends

Apart from that I'm pretty content really. Would put loads of money into the RGT and assist where possible as greyhounds are my big love.

I would also see if I could put investment into my village and surrounding areas to help improve things and so there is more stuff for teenagers to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secure the financial future of my son.

Give anonymously to a very small group of people i care about in the hope that it makes their life easier and gives them opportunities they may not currently have

Invest ...probably offshore....in a range of funds etc and use the interest earned to support those with a vision for businesses that improve the lives of others on the condition that if they are successful financially they then do the same

Live quietly anonymously and without stuff and the trappings of success. I know they don't make you happy.

And I hope never forget that it's not how much we have that measures us but how we use it to support those in need....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....

That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor

Multi tasking is what women do best

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Rescue all the old poorly dogs that get put into rescue centres and give them a happy last home before they pass away."
u stole my idea!!!!!!! Lol i wud buy so many animal shelters for dogs & cats with well paid staff and yes look after all they elderly pets!!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....

That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor

Multi tasking is what women do best

I'm.good at Multi tasking to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....

That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor

Multi tasking is what women do best

I'm.good at Multi tasking to.

A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably buy the house I'm in and next doors too, hire a digger smash them to the ground, and build a detached house with 6 bedrooms mine would be ensuite, 2 bathrooms, and 2 large lounges, a kitchen for me and one for the kids.

Hire a cleaner.

Relax.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....

That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor

Multi tasking is what women do best

I'm.good at Multi tasking to.

A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see

We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.

Even now I'm multi-tasking.

I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....

That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor

Multi tasking is what women do best

I'm.good at Multi tasking to.

A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see

We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.

Even now I'm multi-tasking.

I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time

My first job was working in the kitchens so in know exactly what you mean.

But right now all I can say is.... Lucky cat!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....

That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor

Multi tasking is what women do best

I'm.good at Multi tasking to.

A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see

We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.

Even now I'm multi-tasking.

I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time

My first job was working in the kitchens so in know exactly what you mean.

But right now all I can say is.... Lucky cat!

We'll she's purring like a v8 so she's happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....

That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor

Multi tasking is what women do best

I'm.good at Multi tasking to.

A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see

We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.

Even now I'm multi-tasking.

I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time

My first job was working in the kitchens so in know exactly what you mean.

But right now all I can say is.... Lucky cat!

We'll she's purring like a v8 so she's happy

She's not the only one

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?

Mrs x

By a nice house for me

By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in

By a 1960s doge charger

Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.

And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family

Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p

you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....

That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor

Multi tasking is what women do best

I'm.good at Multi tasking to.

A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see

We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.

Even now I'm multi-tasking.

I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time

My first job was working in the kitchens so in know exactly what you mean.

But right now all I can say is.... Lucky cat!

We'll she's purring like a v8 so she's happy

She's not the only one

Lol

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over a year ago

I'd open up a flower shop and learn how to make bouquets and flower decorations.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Visit lots more swinger clubs

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over a year ago

"I'd open up a flower shop and learn how to make bouquets and flower decorations. "

I love flowers and gardening

But my hayfever likes to bring me challenges

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Visit lots more swinger clubs

Totally agree with this comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd probably buy the house I'm in and next doors too, hire a digger smash them to the ground, and build a detached house with 6 bedrooms mine would be ensuite, 2 bathrooms, and 2 large lounges, a kitchen for me and one for the kids.

Hire a cleaner.

Relax. "

Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes.

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over a year ago

Hire a cleaner.

Relax.

Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes. "

This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake

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over a year ago

"I'd open up a flower shop and learn how to make bouquets and flower decorations.

I love flowers and gardening

But my hayfever likes to bring me challenges

I only get it very mild but nasturtiums make my nose very itchy.

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over a year ago

Hire a cleaner.

Relax.

Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes.

This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake

Deal! But change cake to warm apple pie and whipped cream.

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Relocate. Invest, travel...adventure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd open up a flower shop and learn how to make bouquets and flower decorations.

I love flowers and gardening

But my hayfever likes to bring me challenges

I only get it very mild but nasturtiums make my nose very itchy."

Syringas, grass cutting and clematis brings on my early morning sniffles

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over a year ago

Hire a cleaner.

Relax.

Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes.

This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake

Deal! But change cake to warm apple pie and whipped cream. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hire a cleaner.

Relax.

Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes.

This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake

Deal! But change cake to warm apple pie and whipped cream.

I'm packing my bags right now, don't worry about digs, I'll sleep under the car like a cat.

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over a year ago

I'd find a cure for cancer, take all the world's children out of poverty, decommission the world's nuclear weapons bring world peace and make vimto and bacon butties free for everybody.

But hey, that's me

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over a year ago

Hire a cleaner.

Relax.

Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes.

This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake

Deal! But change cake to warm apple pie and whipped cream.

I'm packing my bags right now, don't worry about digs, I'll sleep under the car like a cat.

Standard stalkerish demeanour

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over a year ago

"I'd find a cure for cancer, take all the world's children out of poverty, decommission the world's nuclear weapons bring world peace and make vimto and bacon butties free for everybody.

But hey, that's me

You should be king of the UK!!

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over a year ago

"I'd find a cure for cancer, take all the world's children out of poverty, decommission the world's nuclear weapons bring world peace and make vimto and bacon butties free for everybody.

But hey, that's me

You should be king of the UK!!

I applied but didn't even get an interview, I think they gave it to someone in the family, bloody closed shop that job, sent my cv and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’d get Botox so I could woo Fab’s Prince Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of brass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I’d get Botox so I could woo Fab’s Prince Charming

Ha ha, get loads and then get some more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always said if I had loads of money, I’d buy houses and rent them out for cheap to working family’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define worthy.so many charities are corrupt

I agree the national lottery has billions in the bank for charity issues .

I also here only about 10p in the pound reaches the said charity .

The lottery earns millions a month interest alone so leave them deal with tge charities .

Sometimes charities need workers more than money

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"I'd find a cure for cancer, take all the world's children out of poverty, decommission the world's nuclear weapons bring world peace and make vimto and bacon butties free for everybody.

But hey, that's me

What will you do for the rest of the week ?

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Put it all on red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel and study

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know really, never had much money so never really given it much thought

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I think I’d get Botox so I could woo Fab’s Prince Charming

Pmsl...

... Love this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rescue all the old poorly dogs that get put into rescue centres and give them a happy last home before they pass away."

Oh bless, how lovely xx

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

I would make sure my kids, few family members and friends lived comfortable.. Move away to a little village, buy a country pub.. Have swingers nights and then vanilla nights.. The excitement of the vanillas not knowing what went on could be fun... The rest I would probably give away to those most deserving..

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Oh hang on.....

I’d save all the animals, and pay for everyone who’s poorly to have their life saving operations, and build a big shelter so the homeless had somewhere to go......

If red came in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take at least a year out, travel the world and visit everywhere I’ve ever wanted to. It’s been everything I hoped for so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my greyhound a load of friends and a big open field so they can run and play all day. And seeing as he just wants to be on my bed all day, buy them all human sized beds to lounge around on.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Money it's a gas... grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. Sorry a pink moment

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

1 - pay my debts

2 - buy a nice big house for me including a heated pool and hot tub... also hire cleaner and gardener lol

3 - nice car

4 - treat myself to a holiday, probably the Caribbean somewhere

5 - host parties at my house

6 - give some to my family

7 - promised to pay off a friends sons tuition fees for Juliards if I ever won millions on the lottery (he still has 60k to raise so he can finish his course)

8 - another holiday or 2 lol

Got this all planned out.

Also I would still work, but I would probably go part time or summit, definitely no overtime lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Rescue all the old poorly dogs that get put into rescue centres and give them a happy last home before they pass away."

Me too but cats and horses! !

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Money it's a gas... grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. Sorry a pink moment

Did I mention I'm working Roger Waters gig in Hyde Park....?

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over a year ago

"Money it's a gas... grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. Sorry a pink moment

Did I mention I'm working Roger Waters gig in Hyde Park....?

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I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincere

The band is just fantastic thats really what I think,

Oh and by the way, which one's Pink?

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over a year ago

Give a wad of notes to random people, pay off all my friends and families mortgages and buy the rest houses.

Obviously there's lots more I'd do but those are the first things that come to mind.

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over a year ago

Look after the people closest to me and then go off the deep end

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Money it's a gas... grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. Sorry a pink moment

Did I mention I'm working Roger Waters gig in Hyde Park....?

Your suddenly my new bestest friend any tickets going mate. Not to close to the front mind I don't fancy wiping his spit off me.... Seen him twice the man is genius and so very deep in the craziest of ways. Not jealous 1 bit no sireeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look after the people closest to me and then go off the deep end"

Of your own brand new olympic sized marble swimming pool (with wave machine)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Money it's a gas... grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. Sorry a pink moment

Did I mention I'm working Roger Waters gig in Hyde Park....?

I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincere

The band is just fantastic thats really what I think,

Oh and by the way, which one's Pink?

Close but no cigar. Tut tut tut

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

Move to Costa Rica it is the most amazing place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a holiday home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invest abit, expand my company to take over the industry I'm in and then give the rest away.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

If we're talking really really big money.....

Buy myself a house and probably a couple of cars and hold enough back to live on comfortably for the rest of my life.

Make sure my sister and her family had the same.

Look after a couple of close friends, pay off mortgages, buy houses for them.

Invest the rest in a high interest account and spend the rest of my life distributing the interest to worthy causes and people in my community.

What an awesome way to spend the rest of days, helping people and enriching their lives.....

Imagine waking up every day with a huge smile on your face and going to bed every night knowing you'd made a difference.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend it on women cars drink and drugs.The rest I would just waste on stupid stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure my immediate family were financially sorted.

Set a monthly donation to several charities I support.

Get the cosmetic surgery's I want but will never afford.

Then be like any normal female my age and spend frivolously, while enjoying every moment of it

and holiday, a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy that unfortunate fella with four different aftershaves a fifth aftershave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see that all my family and closed friends where financially secure

then go one one long holiday

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

all profits from money in the bank give to only animal charity's.

create a worldwide business and property empire global, all profits give to only animal charity's.

i would only consider any money to give to animal charity's, none others, and check that they are not wasting the money.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Look after the people closest to me and then go off the deep end

Of your own brand new olympic sized marble swimming pool (with wave machine) "

It says we are within 5 miles, does that mean we are closest to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really enjoy doing exactly what I wanted for the rest of my life and embrace giving zero fucks because I could

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d give a lot of it to my kids tbh, all I need is a little house in the countryside and a new bike so I could enjoy said countryside

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Invest in North Korea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a swimming pool and fill it with chocolate

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