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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking to rent out my spare room.

Applicants must be clean, none smoker, none ugly and very understanding (I cry most nights from abandonedment issues since my mother left me before I was born).

Would prefer a woman because we could trade rent for sexual favours.

I’m a nice guy but incredibly sexist so please expect sandwich making jokes.

Please apply with in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get unlimited cake?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

There are endless possibilities. Hire it out for fab fun. Take a risk with AirBnB. Make it in to a dungeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I get unlimited cake?"

In exchange for sexual favours of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get unlimited cake?"

Nope, sorry, just a piece

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Does it have a sea view?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it have a sea view?"

It could, but it would involve me flooding a large portion of the country

I’d have to put the rent up a bit to compensate

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