FabSwingers.com forum: Effing Incredible!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't believe it! My phone camera has started rating my happiness when I take a selfie!

FFS,I know I'm not a natural smiler but is it a bit much when the phone's a critic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come what did it give you out of ten?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

At last proof you’re Victor Meldrew. I knew it

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"At last proof you’re Victor Meldrew. I knew it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At last proof you’re Victor Meldrew. I knew it

And to think I would have met either of you!

To the other poster most were 0%, recent uploaded pic took 20 god!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At last proof you’re Victor Meldrew. I knew it

And to think I would have met either of you!

To the other poster most were 0%, recent uploaded pic took 20 god!

Meant goes! Although nearly takes that many deities to make me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness, that’s an awful feature!!

But can’t help laughing a little sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe it! My phone camera has started rating my happiness when I take a selfie!

FFS,I know I'm not a natural smiler but is it a bit much when the phone's a critic?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That sounds like a terrible innovation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely smile in selfies I'm too busy concentrating - mine would rate me a miserable old bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I rarely smile in selfies I'm too busy concentrating - mine would rate me a miserable old bag

After I noticed it I started to get more and more paranoid, supprised the "happy-o-meter" didn't go into negative figures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can imagine, I'm always trying to concentrate on where my eyes are looking because I often end up with pics that look like I'm away with the fairies staring wistfully at who knows what.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can imagine, I'm always trying to concentrate on where my eyes are looking because I often end up with pics that look like I'm away with the fairies staring wistfully at who knows what. "

At least you've got redeeming features to fall back on.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"At last proof you’re Victor Meldrew. I knew it

And to think I would have met either of you!

To the other poster most were 0%, recent uploaded pic took 20 god!

20 goes? You need a better phone!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At last proof you’re Victor Meldrew. I knew it

And to think I would have met either of you!

To the other poster most were 0%, recent uploaded pic took 20 god!

20 goes? You need a better phone!!

I meant before I got a picture that didn't make me look like Victor Meldrew! Next time I'll just think about you before I take a selfie, might make look

though!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I don't believe it! My phone camera has started rating my happiness when I take a selfie!

FFS,I know I'm not a natural smiler but is it a bit much when the phone's a critic?"

The insult thread has had some funny stuff on it, but this one tops that.

Not so much victor meldrew, but more baldy msn on the hamlet cigar ad with him on a photo booth and it going off before he's ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't believe it! My phone camera has started rating my happiness when I take a selfie!

FFS,I know I'm not a natural smiler but is it a bit much when the phone's a critic?

The insult thread has had some funny stuff on it, but this one tops that.

Not so much victor meldrew, but more baldy msn on the hamlet cigar ad with him on a photo booth and it going off before he's ready "

Brilliant, I'll take that!

Do like Gregor Fisher aka Fab C Nesbitt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't believe it! My phone camera has started rating my happiness when I take a selfie!

FFS,I know I'm not a natural smiler but is it a bit much when the phone's a critic?

The insult thread has had some funny stuff on it, but this one tops that.

Not so much victor meldrew, but more baldy msn on the hamlet cigar ad with him on a photo booth and it going off before he's ready

Brilliant, I'll take that!

Do like Gregor Fisher aka Fab C Nesbitt.

Even Rab C Nesbitt.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I used to have a camera with slightly racist tendencies...

"It looks like someone was blinking" errr...no camera, I just have slitty eyes is all, get over it will you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...20 goes? You need a better phone!!

20 isn't excessive. I think my failure/success ratio for selfies, is nearer 50:1

(No, I don't blame the tech).

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