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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...Have you got any?

They could be silly tip, serious tips, even useful ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go for a piss after eating a chilli-laden kebab without washing your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't go for a piss after eating a chilli-laden kebab without washing your hands. "
lol good one .. x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

never send soapy to the shop without a list!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch film 4 tonight for a film that makes me happy!

Hope it makes you happy too- its called Chocolat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch film 4 tonight for a film that makes me happy!

Hope it makes you happy too- its called Chocolat!"
i will look xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never send soapy to the shop without a list!!"
A list of what ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Buy shoes the right size, even when they are in a sale... they may well stretch a bit over time, but not 2 sizes.

The 5 second rule does not apply if it lands in dog shit.

You may not be as ugly as you thought you were before you joined a swinging site, but you sure ain't as pretty as you think you are now.

Forcing as many fingers in as quickly as you can is not erotic.

Penny for the Guy is not the current value of single men on fabs.

If you have to ask people "am I stupid" then you probably are.

Picking the nose of a coma patient is not one of your 5 a day.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

An apple a day to keep the doctor away is not an excuse to drink cider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look after your broom

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Watch film 4 tonight for a film that makes me happy!

Hope it makes you happy too- its called Chocolat!"

One of my favourite books, if you enjoyed that film get the books blackberry wine and five quarts of orange. Brilliant books. I couldnt get into the film as id read the book

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Eat strawberries, or sweet fruiT hours before sex the mans come tastes quite nice. acidic or spiced food, smoking has the opposite effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch film 4 tonight for a film that makes me happy!

Hope it makes you happy too- its called Chocolat!

One of my favourite books, if you enjoyed that film get the books blackberry wine and five quarts of orange. Brilliant books. I couldnt get into the film as id read the book"

The follow up book - The Lollipop Shoes - continues the story of Vianne and Anouk and is excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't go for a piss after eating a chilli-laden kebab without washing your hands. "

Or itch your eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An apple a day to keep the doctor away is not an excuse to drink cider."

Damn!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Watch film 4 tonight for a film that makes me happy!

Hope it makes you happy too- its called Chocolat!

One of my favourite books, if you enjoyed that film get the books blackberry wine and five quarts of orange. Brilliant books. I couldnt get into the film as id read the book

The follow up book - The Lollipop Shoes - continues the story of Vianne and Anouk and is excellent"

oh thanks for that, i leant all mine out but didnt know there was a follow up

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When selling your house, create the illusion of spacious rooms with high ceilings by sawing off all the legs to your furniture and employing a dwarf estate agent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ALways buy good shoes and good mattresses/beds, time not spent in one, is invariably spent in the other!

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

dont eat yellow snow

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"dont eat yellow snow"

Unless it's all there is to rinse your mouth out with after eating brown snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone throws a pin at you, run like fuck - he's got a hand grenade in his mouth!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Bepanthen is great for applying after a Tattoo..... really helps it heal well.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Make shoe liners from coarse grade sandpaper and you won't have trouble with hard skin on your feet.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"An apple a day to keep the doctor away is not an excuse to drink cider."

Don't say this around "Dickens"

(come on, think about it!! )

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A tip for ladies losing weight.

Cook small portions and make sure it is a small portion for one. Replace half of your usual meat and potatoes with more leafy stuff. After a few weeks your partner will be so pissed off they’ll kick you out and you’ll have to survive on benefits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if at first you dont succeed......" give up,probably not right for you anyway

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Never put off doing something today which you can ignore totally.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

if you ever do see an actual gift horse, take a picture and put it on utube (other media sites are equally capable)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tipex covers a scuff on ur new white trainers

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

if you run out of loo roll a daily newspapr torn into handy strips makes a good subsitute , The The Sun is particularly suited for this purpose

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Correction fluid is not a form of contraception.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

There is a municipal tip somewhere in New Zealand named after John Cleese.

How Top is that?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Bigger is better… unless you are talking about;

Over draughts

Holes in the ozone

Stains on underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if u smell take a shower

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Smarties tubes pushed over cats' legs make for a futuristic 'space cat'. For a really space age look, cover the tubes in tin foil as well as your pet's tail. This also works with small dogs and the middles out of kitchen rolls.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Never try to hide your stupidity. You’ll only forget where you hid it and be left with nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont pee on an electric fence

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness... holding a conversation in writing confirms it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always stand behind a shooter and in front of a shitter and you'll never get shit on or shot!

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Never ride or drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful with the hottest chillis. They sting twice. Once when, you eat it, once when it comes out.

If you are unlucky the third during the splashback.

My curry has arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viz top tips- Spaghetti bolognaise makes great 'intestines' for a badly wounded action man. A mousetrap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep in the mornings. Thought i'd save the best till last............. An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive makeshift vibrator.

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Watch film 4 tonight for a film that makes me happy!

Hope it makes you happy too- its called Chocolat!"

I heart that film Julliette Binoche is beautiful, the film is beautiful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

avoid burning ur eyes from fireworks by aiming at someone esles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

instead of buying expensive cigarette filters...use small pieces of loo roll wrapped around a small cardpaper tube.

best if the loo roll doesnt have snot or shite on it

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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet

Never assume the lid is up when you go for a pee in the dark.

_rummps x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If someone is advertising a ‘best shag competition’ don’t ask them “how do I enter” You’ll never win if you haven’t worked that bit out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you purchase electrical items that come in a large cardboard box, bin the box but carefully cut out the section with the serial number and barcodes- product codes on them and store with the receipt.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"When you purchase electrical items that come in a large cardboard box, bin the box but carefully cut out the section with the serial number and barcodes- product codes on them and store with the receipt. "

Or converesely, when you've been out looting, carefully take the serial number of the back/side of the TV/PVR/Blueray/PS3, place it in the box and dispose of it intelligently ie in a dislked neighbours bin on refuse collection day. Not too close to home mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grow and aloa vera cactus on your windowsill. cures cuts, spots, settles stomach, softens skin and taken in small pieces daily improves functioning of immune system.

Couple a quid at your local market and job done.

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