FabSwingers.com forum: The person above has stood you up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he knew I wanted the whole cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he knew I wanted the whole cake.

Too busy wanting cake

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

You know I love the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he knew I wanted the whole cake.

Because I'm way too nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he knew I wanted the whole cake.

Because I'm way too nosey"

His trousers fell down and he tripped over them and hurt himself.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Because he knew I wanted the whole cake.

Because I'm way too nosey

His trousers fell down and he tripped over them and hurt himself. "

Because she was worried I'd pinch her pink fishnets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had a better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I left the loo seat up

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Lost his car keys

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

He just couldn’t make his mind up

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"He just couldn’t make his mind up

Got lost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He just couldn’t make his mind up

Got lost!"

Actually went to Specsavers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post BBQ trots. Apparently that's a reasonable excuse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy with painting by numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck up a tree trying to get his frisbee back

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

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Couldn’t find his trousers

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/05/18 19:51:59]"

He managed to lock himself in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/05/18 19:51:59]"

Couldn't decide what to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought an overly large kite and what whisked away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Couldn't decide what to say!"

Minxyville was closed off due to roadworks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bought an overly large kite and what whisked away "

He lost track of time wondering in the hills with pooch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had dirty fingernails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had dirty fingernails

I have better thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had dirty fingernails

I have better thighs

He was trapped in his egg on a mountain top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had dirty fingernails

I have better thighs

He was trapped in his egg on a mountain top"

He was too busy admiring his butt in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was busy in the shower

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I had dirty fingernails

I have better thighs

He was trapped in his egg on a mountain top

He was too busy admiring his butt in the mirror

Spent the evening trying to stop her boobs escaping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had dirty fingernails

I have better thighs

He was trapped in his egg on a mountain top

He was too busy admiring his butt in the mirror

Couldn't decide between hundreds of identical red dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was busy in the shower "

She was busy trying on new shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos i was crap.at making conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding "

She got caught playing knock a door run at donald trumps house

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding "

She just didn't turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding

She just didn't turn up

Cos she had to save the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding

She just didn't turn up

She couldn’t find Plymouth gin

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding

She just didn't turn up

She couldn’t find Plymouth gin

He slipped on a banana skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding

She just didn't turn up

She couldn’t find Plymouth gin

He slipped on a banana skin

Could only find 5 shoes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding

She just didn't turn up

She couldn’t find Plymouth gin

He slipped on a banana skin

Could only find 5 shoes"

Pulled his finger and followed through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding

She just didn't turn up

She couldn’t find Plymouth gin

He slipped on a banana skin

Could only find 5 shoes

Pulled his finger and followed through "

Couldn't get her wedding ring off!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding

She just didn't turn up

She couldn’t find Plymouth gin

He slipped on a banana skin

Could only find 5 shoes

Pulled his finger and followed through

Couldn't get her wedding ring off!

Haha we are not married.

Was cleaning his cats teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos i was crap.at making conversation

Cos she got to busy taking pics

He got done for speeding

She just didn't turn up

She couldn’t find Plymouth gin

He slipped on a banana skin

Could only find 5 shoes

Pulled his finger and followed through

Couldn't get her wedding ring off!

Haha we are not married.

Was cleaning his cats teeth "

She was taken to the slaughter house mistaken for a sheep and he was busy saving her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god, glad he didn’t turn up, I didn’t either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wind was too strong and her wig left him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’d gorilla glued his hand to his beard

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

He got too tired dragging his beard there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He got too tired dragging his beard there too

Pulled on the train ride over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nerves"

because he went limp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the ‘jaws’ snared someone on the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He only meets VVVWE guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He only meets VVVWE guys."

He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

No this cant happen.....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No this cant happen....."

She forgot she was straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He only meets VVVWE guys.

He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs."

Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He only meets VVVWE guys.

He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.

Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again"

Came in his pants before he left the house.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"He only meets VVVWE guys.

He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.

Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again

Came in his pants before he left the house. "

He fell on a stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He only meets VVVWE guys.

He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.

Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again

Came in his pants before he left the house.

He fell on a stone

Her ship was late... disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He only meets VVVWE guys.

He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.

Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again

Came in his pants before he left the house.

He fell on a stone

She lost the message amongst the hundreds and thousands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He only meets VVVWE guys.

He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.

Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again

Came in his pants before he left the house.

He fell on a stone

She lost the message amongst the hundreds and thousands.

Got his cock caught in the zipper

Frank and beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He only meets VVVWE guys.

He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.

Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again

Came in his pants before he left the house.

He fell on a stone

She lost the message amongst the hundreds and thousands.

Got his cock caught in the zipper

Frank and beans

Too busy making grown men wince...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too busy working the streets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too busy working the streets. "

Too busy perving the chatrooms her needs were already met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too busy working the streets. "

Knickers disappeared up her arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about a nuclear attack, panic buying chickpeas, I dunno

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"He only meets VVVWE guys.

He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.

Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again

Came in his pants before he left the house.

He fell on a stone

She lost the message amongst the hundreds and thousands.

Got his cock caught in the zipper

Frank and beans

Too busy making grown men wince... "

Because he works 9 -5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She found out I was 82 and balding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She found out I was 82 and balding "

He was in the shower

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"She found out I was 82 and balding "

Because his name was Pinocchio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She found out I was 82 and balding

He was in the shower"

Out of our age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio "

She was doing whatever a spider can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can. "

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can.

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!"

She is in Havanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can.

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!

She is in Havanna

Ooh la laa..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Because she found out I run Shimano and not Campag

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can.

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!

She is in Havanna

Ooh la laa.."

la la

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Because she found out I run Shimano and not Campag"

Thats hit me hard that has..he fell off his bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can.

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!

She is in Havanna

Ooh la laa..

la la

Performing a Fabulous duet.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can.

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!

She is in Havanna

Ooh la laa..

la la

Performing a Fabulous duet. "

He had a better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can.

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!

She is in Havanna

Ooh la laa..

la la

Performing a Fabulous duet.

He had a better offer

Not possible.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can.

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!

She is in Havanna

Ooh la laa..

la la

Performing a Fabulous duet.

He had a better offer

She had a much better offer. Same old I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was invited to a gay sauna and couldn't refuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He preferred to ride his motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was invited to a gay sauna and couldn't refuse."

She was too busy with her insignificant other

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can.

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!

She is in Havanna

Ooh la laa..

la la

Performing a Fabulous duet.

He had a better offer

She had a much better offer. Same old I guess

His shiny motorbike wouldn't start

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"She found out I was 82 and balding

Because his name was Pinocchio

She was doing whatever a spider can.

Eight legs is a lot of action!!!

She is in Havanna

Ooh la laa..

la la

Performing a Fabulous duet.

He had a better offer

She had a much better offer. Same old I guess

His shiny motorbike wouldn't start

Come on make it believable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was too busy answering other people’s posts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra a use she’s not built for a single message meet

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Bra a use she’s not built for a single message meet "

He was too busy in his red room

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"She was too busy answering other people’s posts...

Because I didnt recognise her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra a use she’s not built for a single message meet

He was too busy in his red room

She was too busy taking selfies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was too busy answering other people’s posts...

Because I didnt recognise her

Because I pretended to be a hot dude called Brad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was too busy answering other people’s posts...

Because I didnt recognise her

Because I pretended to be a hot dude called Brad "

Got her bum stuck in the litter tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed himself while sleeping

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Pissed himself while sleeping "

Spaced out into an esoteric haze and lost all sense of time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saddle sores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saddle sores"

My Co k was way too small, takes nothing less than 12 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He thought my attempt at poetry was Shite XXX

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