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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right now....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing what am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mowing and sweating. Who said men can't multitask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Playing what am I "

Anything else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mowing and sweating. Who said men can't multitask. "

Now I'm impressed

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

On here and listening to music in my garden.

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester

Just painted the shed and chilling with a sunny day horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painting my toe nails. Ready for a meet later

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'm on fabswingers. com with lots of fabulous sexy people

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Sitting in the garden enjoying a cold drink after doing some gardening. Tis rather warm out here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On here and listening to music in my garden."

Your own music or your neighbours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just painted the shed and chilling with a sunny day horn "

Well done painting outside in this heat

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?"

Thankfully my own on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Painting my toe nails. Ready for a meet later "

Hope he/she/they appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Playing what am I

Anything else? "

Putting off some work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on fabswingers. com with lots of fabulous sexy people "

And don't forget the non fabulous, non sexy people ... Need to be all inclusive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in the garden enjoying a cold drink after doing some gardening. Tis rather warm out here"

Alcohol or non alcohol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone."

What's playing right now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Playing what am I

Anything else?

Putting off some work!"

Leave it til tomorrow ... It's a public holiday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread...

And procrastinating

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Sitting in the garden enjoying a cold drink after doing some gardening. Tis rather warm out here

Alcohol or non alcohol?"

Just an orange squash, nothing terribly exciting I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Painting my toe nails. Ready for a meet later

Hope he/she/they appreciate it "

Thank you

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester


"Right now....? "

Rude not to ask, what are you doing right now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading this thread...

And procrastinating "

I'm a mistress at procrastination

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in the garden enjoying a cold drink after doing some gardening. Tis rather warm out here

Alcohol or non alcohol?

Just an orange squash, nothing terribly exciting I'm afraid."

Probably wise in the sun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Painting my toe nails. Ready for a meet later

Hope he/she/they appreciate it

Thank you "

My pleasure

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone.

What's playing right now?"

I'm listening to Anne-marie and trying not to boogie whilst lying down. I just need a few drinks now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right now....?

Rude not to ask, what are you doing right now x"

Me? I'm lying on my bed, under my ceiling fan with the sun warming me through my window. Just chilling having done my ironing earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing mostly. And chilling out chatting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone.

What's playing right now?

I'm listening to Anne-marie and trying not to boogie whilst lying down. I just need a few drinks now. "

Do both! Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Laughing mostly. And chilling out chatting. "

You have company then? Lucky you

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester


"Right now....?

Rude not to ask, what are you doing right now x

Me? I'm lying on my bed, under my ceiling fan with the sun warming me through my window. Just chilling having done my ironing earlier "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in a boiling hot kitchen

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Supposed to be working from home- but clearly allowing myself to be dickstracted from time to time

(it's not a bank holiday/day off work for me up here in Scotland)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working in a boiling hot kitchen "

Ouchie, you have my sympathy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Supposed to be working from home- but clearly allowing myself to be dickstracted from time to time

(it's not a bank holiday/day off work for me up here in Scotland)"

Just pretend it is a bank holiday and bugger the work for a couple of hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been sat in the air conditioned cafe/viewing area of the swimming pool since half 12, my daughter and her friend are in the pool, will get them out at 3, hopefully they'll be tired!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone.

What's playing right now?

I'm listening to Anne-marie and trying not to boogie whilst lying down. I just need a few drinks now.

Do both! Go for it! "

I haven't really got anything in apart from Baileys which I didn't have in mind or a couple of cans of Fosters from last year which I normally make a shandy with.

Stuff it how long do cans last I wonder...after to the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been sat in the air conditioned cafe/viewing area of the swimming pool since half 12, my daughter and her friend are in the pool, will get them out at 3, hopefully they'll be tired!"

Why didn't you join them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone.

What's playing right now?

I'm listening to Anne-marie and trying not to boogie whilst lying down. I just need a few drinks now.

Do both! Go for it!

I haven't really got anything in apart from Baileys which I didn't have in mind or a couple of cans of Fosters from last year which I normally make a shandy with.

Stuff it how long do cans last I wonder...after to the fridge."

I've had lager that has been out of date and it tastes exactly the same ... If it's chilled - go for it girl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the spring fair drinking beer

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Sitting in my dressing gown eating lunch. Fresh out of the shower after 3+ hours of digging and planting at the allotment

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone.

What's playing right now?

I'm listening to Anne-marie and trying not to boogie whilst lying down. I just need a few drinks now.

Do both! Go for it!

I haven't really got anything in apart from Baileys which I didn't have in mind or a couple of cans of Fosters from last year which I normally make a shandy with.

Stuff it how long do cans last I wonder...after to the fridge.

I've had lager that has been out of date and it tastes exactly the same ... If it's chilled - go for it girl x"

They went out of date in January,but someone left a can of Coors light in there that'll do. I'll be asleep soon...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"At the spring fair drinking beer"

I should be there!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Was Taking mum for Sunday lunch but I've lost a day so it's actually Monday lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in the sun, chopping salad, making Fattoush. Music on, glass of Prosseco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had my Sunday dinner. Then i’m going back out in the sun in a bit

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"I'm on fabswingers. com with lots of fabulous sexy people

And don't forget the non fabulous, non sexy people ... Need to be all inclusive "

I try not to they make it difficult

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Waiting patiently for my daughter to get her arse in gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in a boiling hot kitchen

Ouchie, you have my sympathy x"
have a fan machine fill up with water but it's in kitchen area not pot wash get the odd breeze but still waaarrrrrrrmmmmm

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants


"At the spring fair drinking beer"

Best answer. You win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At the spring fair drinking beer"

Sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in my dressing gown eating lunch. Fresh out of the shower after 3+ hours of digging and planting at the allotment "

Wow! That's amazing. Well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone.

What's playing right now?

I'm listening to Anne-marie and trying not to boogie whilst lying down. I just need a few drinks now.

Do both! Go for it!

I haven't really got anything in apart from Baileys which I didn't have in mind or a couple of cans of Fosters from last year which I normally make a shandy with.

Stuff it how long do cans last I wonder...after to the fridge.

I've had lager that has been out of date and it tastes exactly the same ... If it's chilled - go for it girl x

They went out of date in January,but someone left a can of Coors light in there that'll do. I'll be asleep soon..."

Have a snooze, it's a holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was Taking mum for Sunday lunch but I've lost a day so it's actually Monday lunch "

Still lunch ... Good son!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting in the sun, chopping salad, making Fattoush. Music on, glass of Prosseco. "

What's fattoush??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had my Sunday dinner. Then i’m going back out in the sun in a bit"

It's Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chilling in garden slowly getting d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on fabswingers. com with lots of fabulous sexy people

And don't forget the non fabulous, non sexy people ... Need to be all inclusive

I try not to they make it difficult "

No I don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waiting patiently for my daughter to get her arse in gear"

Help her!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just chilling in garden slowly getting d*unk "

Alone or with company?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out in my garden, hoping my elderly neighbour isn’t offended by boobs in the afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been to the shop filling up the hot tub now about to have a cold drink xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just chilling in garden slowly getting d*unk

Alone or with company? "
Alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone.

What's playing right now?

I'm listening to Anne-marie and trying not to boogie whilst lying down. I just need a few drinks now.

Do both! Go for it!

I haven't really got anything in apart from Baileys which I didn't have in mind or a couple of cans of Fosters from last year which I normally make a shandy with.

Stuff it how long do cans last I wonder...after to the fridge.

I've had lager that has been out of date and it tastes exactly the same ... If it's chilled - go for it girl x

They went out of date in January,but someone left a can of Coors light in there that'll do. I'll be asleep soon...

Have a snooze, it's a holiday "

I will but a few more sips of this and I'll be attacking any man on here.

Oh that wouldnt let me use the word I wanted to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had my Sunday dinner. Then i’m going back out in the sun in a bit

It's Monday "

Damn it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Out in my garden, hoping my elderly neighbour isn’t offended by boobs in the afternoon "

He/she might appreciate the distraction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been to the shop filling up the hot tub now about to have a cold drink xx"

I haven't left my house today ... Enjoy the drink xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just chilling in garden slowly getting d*unk

Alone or with company?

Alone "

Shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying in my back yard..

On my zero gravity lounger, listening to Oasis..

Topless...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working "

That sucks ... What time are you done?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Erecting and hammering in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone.

What's playing right now?

I'm listening to Anne-marie and trying not to boogie whilst lying down. I just need a few drinks now.

Do both! Go for it!

I haven't really got anything in apart from Baileys which I didn't have in mind or a couple of cans of Fosters from last year which I normally make a shandy with.

Stuff it how long do cans last I wonder...after to the fridge.

I've had lager that has been out of date and it tastes exactly the same ... If it's chilled - go for it girl x

They went out of date in January,but someone left a can of Coors light in there that'll do. I'll be asleep soon...

Have a snooze, it's a holiday

I will but a few more sips of this and I'll be attacking any man on here.

Oh that wouldnt let me use the word I wanted to."

If you can get one there ... Go for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had my Sunday dinner. Then i’m going back out in the sun in a bit

It's Monday

Damn it!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On here and listening to music in my garden.

Your own music or your neighbours?

Thankfully my own on my phone.

What's playing right now?

I'm listening to Anne-marie and trying not to boogie whilst lying down. I just need a few drinks now.

Do both! Go for it!

I haven't really got anything in apart from Baileys which I didn't have in mind or a couple of cans of Fosters from last year which I normally make a shandy with.

Stuff it how long do cans last I wonder...after to the fridge.

I've had lager that has been out of date and it tastes exactly the same ... If it's chilled - go for it girl x

They went out of date in January,but someone left a can of Coors light in there that'll do. I'll be asleep soon...

Have a snooze, it's a holiday

I will but a few more sips of this and I'll be attacking any man on here.

Oh that wouldnt let me use the word I wanted to."

Their would be no resistance, not that I’ve ever been that lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lying in my back yard..

On my zero gravity lounger, listening to Oasis..

Topless... "

Brave lady, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erecting and hammering in the garden"

Ohhh, what you building?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been to the shop filling up the hot tub now about to have a cold drink xx

I haven't left my house today ... Enjoy the drink xx"

Its just a lilt xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the garden, messing around on here and chatting to friends while scoffing some protein ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lying in my back yard..

On my zero gravity lounger, listening to Oasis..

Topless...

Brave lady, enjoy "

Only because im not overlooked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat in the garden, messing around on here and chatting to friends while scoffing some protein ice cream "

Sounds like fun ... Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been to the shop filling up the hot tub now about to have a cold drink xx

I haven't left my house today ... Enjoy the drink xx

Its just a lilt xx"

Still refreshing on a day like this Kat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat in the garden, messing around on here and chatting to friends while scoffing some protein ice cream

Sounds like fun ... Enjoy "

I've been on meal replacement shakes for a month it's like heaven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunbathing naked in garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lying in my back yard..

On my zero gravity lounger, listening to Oasis..

Topless...

Brave lady, enjoy

Only because im not overlooked "

Good on you!! Make the most of it while you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sunbathing naked in garden "

Hope you have plenty of suncream

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Sunbathing naked in garden "

likewise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been to the shop filling up the hot tub now about to have a cold drink xx

I haven't left my house today ... Enjoy the drink xx

Its just a lilt xx

Still refreshing on a day like this Kat xx"

Indeed lots of ice xx

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants


"Waiting patiently for my daughter to get her arse in gear

Help her!! "

Pack 3 years of uni into boxes? 3 years of getting up to stuff that Dads really don’t need to know about that there’s bound to be something, that if I see, will haunt me for the rest of my days and besmirch the ‘my daughter is an angel’ image I have of her?

Nope. No way. Absolutely not. No chance. I will wait patiently until she phoned me to say she’s all packed up.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Sunbathing for the first time this year

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lying on the couch feeling rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto "

not a fair fight that!! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough "

Late night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living the dream in the garden,sun shining

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By *aughty treatsMan
over a year ago

tamworth


"Sat in the garden, messing around on here and chatting to friends while scoffing some protein ice cream "

Protein ice cream???

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Sitting under a palm tree on the beach.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto

not a fair fight that!! haha "

I know, I forgot I had them!!

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By *aughty treatsMan
over a year ago

tamworth


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto "

Can't beat a bucket over the head

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto

not a fair fight that!! haha "

I’ve just checked the international water fighting handbook, and there’s nowt in there about not fighting fairly.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waiting patiently for my daughter to get her arse in gear

Help her!!

Pack 3 years of uni into boxes? 3 years of getting up to stuff that Dads really don’t need to know about that there’s bound to be something, that if I see, will haunt me for the rest of my days and besmirch the ‘my daughter is an angel’ image I have of her?

Nope. No way. Absolutely not. No chance. I will wait patiently until she phoned me to say she’s all packed up. "

Okay. Fair enough

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over a year ago


"Sunbathing for the first time this year "

Make the most of it

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

In a dress shop waiting for my sister

Why do they always put the changing rooms next to the ladies underwear section? There are 3 husbands here not knowing where to look

I've just been scowled at for giving one woman the thumbs up for her choice,,, I can't seem to do right for doing wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto "

Now that has to be the best fun of this thread so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough

Late night xx"

very late... turned into early morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough "

What's up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Living the dream in the garden,sun shining"

What dream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto

not a fair fight that!! haha

I’ve just checked the international water fighting handbook, and there’s nowt in there about not fighting fairly........."

i stand corrected.... FIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting under a palm tree on the beach."

What beach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough

What's up? "

hungover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found a corner of the garden that is not overlooked by the neighbours and catches the sun so I'm lying here naked catching some rays

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat in the garden, messing around on here and chatting to friends while scoffing some protein ice cream

Protein ice cream??? "

Yup high protein low carb and less than 300 cals a tub. Unfortunately I can only have a tiny bit so I don't knock myself out of ketosis but oh it's so good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a dress shop waiting for my sister

Why do they always put the changing rooms next to the ladies underwear section? There are 3 husbands here not knowing where to look

I've just been scowled at for giving one woman the thumbs up for her choice,,, I can't seem to do right for doing wrong "

Be brave, walk through the lingerie, pick up selected pieces and go and offer them to the women in the fitting rooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough

What's up?

hungover "

Have another beer then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've found a corner of the garden that is not overlooked by the neighbours and catches the sun so I'm lying here naked catching some rays

Mr B"

Plenty of sunscreen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just opened a beer and sat down at the bottom of my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the spring fair drinking beer

I should be there!"

I'll buy you a drink

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By *igChilledIrishMan
over a year ago

Crieff

Installing a shower tray and wet wall in my own home. But not to warm here so fully clothed! Haha.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"lying on the couch feeling rough

What's up?

hungover "

Full fat and a bacon butty - fix you right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found a corner of the garden that is not overlooked by the neighbours and catches the sun so I'm lying here naked catching some rays

Mr B

Plenty of sunscreen? "

Aye. Some parts you really don't want sunburned

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"lying on the couch feeling rough

What's up?

hungover

Full fat and a bacon butty - fix you right up "

Cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoying a nice cold beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough

What's up?

hungover

Have another beer then "

iv beers chilling now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough

What's up?

hungover

Full fat and a bacon butty - fix you right up "

ill be around soon.. make it crispy!!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Sitting under a palm tree on the beach.

What beach?"

I don't actually know, it's somewhere in the Caribbean though and it's fucking nice.

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury


"In a dress shop waiting for my sister

Why do they always put the changing rooms next to the ladies underwear section? There are 3 husbands here not knowing where to look

I've just been scowled at for giving one woman the thumbs up for her choice,,, I can't seem to do right for doing wrong

Be brave, walk through the lingerie, pick up selected pieces and go and offer them to the women in the fitting rooms "

Good idea

Actually no! her husband is sat here and he's a big bugger

Actually knowing my luck I will pick the cubical with my sister in it

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over a year ago


"I’ve just opened a beer and sat down at the bottom of my garden "

Sounds lovely, enjoy

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Just had a dip in hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Installing a shower tray and wet wall in my own home. But not to warm here so fully clothed! Haha."

I would love a proper wet room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've found a corner of the garden that is not overlooked by the neighbours and catches the sun so I'm lying here naked catching some rays

Mr B

Plenty of sunscreen?

Aye. Some parts you really don't want sunburned "

Yeah that's what I meant

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Installing a shower tray and wet wall in my own home. But not to warm here so fully clothed! Haha.

I would love a proper wet room "

You need a meet with me then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Enjoying a nice cold beer."

Very nice too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a shit"

Hope it slides out comfortably

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough

What's up?

hungover

Have another beer then

iv beers chilling now... "

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting under a palm tree on the beach.

What beach?

I don't actually know, it's somewhere in the Caribbean though and it's fucking nice."

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a dress shop waiting for my sister

Why do they always put the changing rooms next to the ladies underwear section? There are 3 husbands here not knowing where to look

I've just been scowled at for giving one woman the thumbs up for her choice,,, I can't seem to do right for doing wrong

Be brave, walk through the lingerie, pick up selected pieces and go and offer them to the women in the fitting rooms

Good idea

Actually no! her husband is sat here and he's a big bugger

Actually knowing my luck I will pick the cubical with my sister in it

"

... In that case just put some knickers on your head and walk around shouting "who wants me?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had a dip in hot tub "

Was it not a bit, errr, hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Installing a shower tray and wet wall in my own home. But not to warm here so fully clothed! Haha.

I would love a proper wet room

You need a meet with me then "

Oh I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat at work browsing this and checking the clock haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found a corner of the garden that is not overlooked by the neighbours and catches the sun so I'm lying here naked catching some rays

Mr B

Plenty of sunscreen?

Aye. Some parts you really don't want sunburned

Yeah that's what I meant "

Although I can't be seen, as soon as I hear the family next door come home it's on with the dressing gown!

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"Just had a dip in hot tub

Was it not a bit, errr, hot? "

Not at all was perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up a hill in Yorkshire eating lollies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat at work browsing this and checking the clock haha "

Pfft that's no good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough

Late night xx

very late... turned into early morning "

Was it worth it though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've found a corner of the garden that is not overlooked by the neighbours and catches the sun so I'm lying here naked catching some rays

Mr B

Plenty of sunscreen?

Aye. Some parts you really don't want sunburned

Yeah that's what I meant

Although I can't be seen, as soon as I hear the family next door come home it's on with the dressing gown!"

Better to be safe than sorry as they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough

Late night xx

very late... turned into early morning

Was it worth it though x"

yes, was a great day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Up a hill in Yorkshire eating lollies! "

What hill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still writing.... By the end of today, I'll have done 10,000 words this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gardening! Not something I ever thought i’d Say on here!!! (At all in fact those who know me haha) suncream and hat on though!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto

Now that has to be the best fun of this thread so far "

Yep....we are all soaked!! The naughty gals stole my gun when I went in for a wee!!!

Note to self....keep weapons with me at all times

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Lounging on the sofa in the shade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still writing.... By the end of today, I'll have done 10,000 words this weekend. "

Ohhh, what are you writing?

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By *ajic wandMan
over a year ago

cw9

Played golf now having a beer

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Feeling rough, do gonna sit in front of the TV and watch Two and a Half Men all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gardening! Not something I ever thought i’d Say on here!!! (At all in fact those who know me haha) suncream and hat on though!"

Has to be done sometimes ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto

Now that has to be the best fun of this thread so far

Yep....we are all soaked!! The naughty gals stole my gun when I went in for a wee!!!

Note to self....keep weapons with me at all times "

Haven't you got a hosepipe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lounging on the sofa in the shade"

Sounds rather decadent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Played golf now having a beer"

Did you win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lying on the couch feeling rough

Late night xx

very late... turned into early morning

Was it worth it though x

yes, was a great day x"

Well there you go then and as the old saying goes what makes you bad makes you better xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feeling rough, do gonna sit in front of the TV and watch Two and a Half Men all day"

Ill rough or hangover rough?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Played golf now having a beer

Did you win? "

Nobody wins.....if they play golf then they are all losers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found a corner of the garden that is not overlooked by the neighbours and catches the sun so I'm lying here naked catching some rays

Mr B

Plenty of sunscreen?

Aye. Some parts you really don't want sunburned

Yeah that's what I meant

Although I can't be seen, as soon as I hear the family next door come home it's on with the dressing gown!

Better to be safe than sorry as they say "

Absolutely. With four daughters I really don't want to traumatise them

I am now contemplating what gardening needs to be done. The bush to my left can stay as it screens this corner from being overlooked from the back

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto

Now that has to be the best fun of this thread so far

Yep....we are all soaked!! The naughty gals stole my gun when I went in for a wee!!!

Note to self....keep weapons with me at all times

Haven't you got a hosepipe? "

Good idea but our water pressure is a bit shit.

The girls are sunbathing again with a lolly. Oh to be 12 again!!

What have you been up to OP?

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria


"Feeling rough, do gonna sit in front of the TV and watch Two and a Half Men all day

Ill rough or hangover rough? "

Bit of both

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By *heekypantiesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands, Wales, Cotswolds

I’m currently trying to persuade 8 guinea pigs they want to be best friends...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still writing.... By the end of today, I'll have done 10,000 words this weekend.

Ohhh, what are you writing? "

Reports, reports and more reports. Gotta be done by tomorrow morning.

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By *ajic wandMan
over a year ago

cw9


"Played golf now having a beer

Did you win?

Nobody wins.....if they play golf then they are all losers "

Golf is ok , I thought it was an old mans game before starting to play , but it’s tought to get good !

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Played golf now having a beer

Did you win?

Nobody wins.....if they play golf then they are all losers

Golf is ok , I thought it was an old mans game before starting to play , but it’s tought to get good ! "

It's not a game or a sport.

It's just underhand deals done by back patters

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By *ajic wandMan
over a year ago

cw9


"Played golf now having a beer

Did you win?

Nobody wins.....if they play golf then they are all losers

Golf is ok , I thought it was an old mans game before starting to play , but it’s tought to get good !

Not at all, it’s now a normal persons game

It's not a game or a sport.

It's just underhand deals done by back patters "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m currently trying to persuade 8 guinea pigs they want to be best friends... "

Give them a bit of time to get used to each other, and they'll almost certainly be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just about to have a water fight with my daughter and her friend. They have water balloons, I have just found a water gun that I can screw a 2l bottle onto

Now that has to be the best fun of this thread so far

Yep....we are all soaked!! The naughty gals stole my gun when I went in for a wee!!!

Note to self....keep weapons with me at all times

Haven't you got a hosepipe?

Good idea but our water pressure is a bit shit.

The girls are sunbathing again with a lolly. Oh to be 12 again!!

What have you been up to OP?"

I'd go back for the happy times, but wouldn't want to have to grow up again, hard enough the first time around ... Although if I could I might have been blessed with children in another life

I've just been chilling and chatting today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still fucking mowing and sweating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m currently trying to persuade 8 guinea pigs they want to be best friends... "

Sexes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking Edinburgh pink gin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing as always as i am not lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still writing.... By the end of today, I'll have done 10,000 words this weekend.

Ohhh, what are you writing?

Reports, reports and more reports. Gotta be done by tomorrow morning. "

Oh no, that's not good. Was hoping you were writing a novel or something x

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