FabSwingers.com forum: Admit something you do but would feel weird sharing with others

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should I start

My spare pillow is a really nice shag

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I am a part-time assassin (only at weekends)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Should I start

My spare pillow is a really nice shag "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should I start

My spare pillow is a really nice shag

Haha!

You know you’ve done it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Should I start

My spare pillow is a really nice shag

Haha!

You know you’ve done it "
bloody have not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger. "

And this wins the Internet today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m really a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger. "

Think I’m in love

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Uranus is to be my new home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I start

My spare pillow is a really nice shag

Haha!

You know you’ve done it "

Never even met your spare pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger. "

I sometimes do this with my belly button

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can only get up on *proper* times.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now I feel weird for sharing.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Should I start

My spare pillow is a really nice shag

Haha!

You know you’ve done it

Never even met your spare pillow

It's nothing special, he's just lamp post pissing

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"I can only get up on *proper* times.

Up?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can only get up on *proper* times.

Up?"

Out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to brew my tea bag for 2 minutes, I even set the timer on my phone.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

My husband

Never gonna happen

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"I can only get up on *proper* times.

Up?

Out of bed."

Like what times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck my thumb. It’s weird doing it in front of people though!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"My husband

Never gonna happen

Correction I don't and refer to above for the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger. "

Can we all just quote this one for the remainder of the thread? Haha

Brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I hotlist myself to see if i’m online or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat a cornetto from the bottom upwards

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

I eat toast upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living in a cave

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By *weet and Spicy69Couple
over a year ago

Northwest

"I have to brew my tea bag for 2 minutes, I even set the timer on my phone."

Hahahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck my thumb. It’s weird doing it in front of people though! "

Me too it happens when I drive !!! I’m 40

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger.

I sometimes do this with my belly button"

I picked the fluffs from my shirt out of my belly button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I hotlist myself to see if i’m online or not."

And are you?

Mine is 1 can't set an alarm on the hour always has to be 1 minute after the hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with that may I have a cheeky sniff x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck my thumb. It’s weird doing it in front of people though! "

I've a thumb replacement you can suck. Would be even more weird to suck it in front of people!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger.

I sometimes do this with my belly button

I picked the fluffs from my shirt out of my belly button"

I love doing that, especially if I haven't showered for a few days and there's a proper good fluffy build up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my milk in tea 1st

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

I can smell the change in seasons, and I can spit through A tiny hole in a man hole cover while walking with amazing accuracy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my milk in tea 1st

This upsets me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger.

I sometimes do this with my belly button

I picked the fluffs from my shirt out of my belly button

I love doing that, especially if I haven't showered for a few days and there's a proper good fluffy build up."

Do you save them in a cookie jar as well ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have gorgeous sexual encounters with people I meet off a swinging website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger.

I sometimes do this with my belly button

I picked the fluffs from my shirt out of my belly button"

I used to do this with an ex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger.

I sometimes do this with my belly button

I picked the fluffs from my shirt out of my belly button

I used to do this with an ex! "

So did my ex... ha.. is that a girl thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have gorgeous sexual encounters with people I meet off a swinging website

Whilst I'm comfortable sharing that with you guys, when I told it to my gran she spat her false teeth out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bit of a crush on a work colleague (married so nothing will come of it) and I wouldn't dare let on to him or any of my colleagues

Fancying someone is a 'thing' that I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger.

I sometimes do this with my belly button

I picked the fluffs from my shirt out of my belly button

I used to do this with an ex!

So did my ex... ha.. is that a girl thing?"

It is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people are talking to me, I’m usually just waiting for them to finish so I can talk more bollocks.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people are talking to me, I’m usually just waiting for them to finish so I can talk more....."
What were you saying?

I'm always interrupting people

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Farting

Just battered Mr M for putting that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hope the one that sticks a digit in her anus doesn't get it mixed up with the one that sucks it

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By *parkle......Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

i fancy young men.

no one knows i do outside of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people are talking to me, I’m usually just waiting for them to finish so I can talk more..... What were you saying?

I'm always interrupting people"

See what you did there!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I put my finger in my bum and smell my finger.

I sometimes do this with my belly button

I picked the fluffs from my shirt out of my belly button

I love doing that, especially if I haven't showered for a few days and there's a proper good fluffy build up.

Do you save them in a cookie jar as well ? "

No I can't save them, eat them straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like plastic Macs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A pillow in need is a friend indeed

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

When i get into bed i used to count the amount of hours sleep i would get be for the alarm would go off and i would not be able to fall alseep until i knew, now your phone does that for you when you set your alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's reading threads like this that makes me realise I'm not a nutjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand odd numbers. The volume control on anything always needs to be even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying up way too late perving at strangers naked pictures online

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I connect some numbers with colours

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By *utual InterestsMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Staying up way too late perving at strangers naked pictures online "

It doesn't make you a bad person. That's what I keep telling myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking round the house naked with blinds open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't stand odd numbers. The volume control on anything always needs to be even. "

I am the same.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I can't go to sleep with an arm out of the duvet as Them under the bed will grab it... I drop off to sleep with my arms crossed and hands on opposite shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and drink milk straight out of the carton. Not tonight though cos I can't be arsed to go downstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I connect some numbers with colours"

What colour is 69, out of curiosity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dry hump my bed sheets when libido reaches overdrive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can control my dreams lol, if something is happening that I don’t like or don’t want I can change it...I think it’s called lucid dreaming but when I’ve told people they think I’m making it up lol!

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I buried someone in my back garden

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I buried someone in my back garden"

They would die of shock if ever they dug up our old back yard.

It's like a pet cemetery.

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By *ax_uk_2009Man
over a year ago

Wilmslow

I double or triple check my bike lock/front door/car door even though I know their locked

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I connect some numbers with colours

What colour is 69, out of curiosity? "

A very hot red ?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I never remember my dreams. Or know if I even have them.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

That I read this thread going....

Yep

Done that

Do that

Yep

Ooh that’s weird

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I read this thread going....

Yep

Done that

Do that

Yep

Ooh that’s weird

Yep"

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Sounding using a teaspoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve written 100’s of songs that will probably never see the light of day and will only be discovered after I’m gone, then my genius will be discovered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve written 100’s of songs that will probably never see the light of day and will only be discovered after I’m gone, then my genius will be discovered."

You should get out and do open mics, pop em on itunes and youtube like me. You never know... you may start to build up a little fan base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reply to all my messages on here. I feel like a right weirdo.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"I reply to all my messages on here. I feel like a right weirdo. "

So do I!!!!

I get about 3 a week. It’s so tedious, but I figure if they can make the effort.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I count things in my head and it seriously irritates me. It stems from trauma in childhood I think. I used to lay in bed counting the seconds in between my parents screaming and fighting.

I can't kill anything, even a fly.

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

After stirring my coffee, I tap the spoon onto the top of the mug to the tune of sootys magic spell.. (izzy wizzy let's get busy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m addicted to those floss picks....

I brush my teeth after every meal and carry 2 floss picks with me at all times...

I’m usually flossing my teeth while checking Fabs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have gorgeous sexual encounters with people I meet off a swinging website

"
It does have to be believable

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can't stand odd numbers. The volume control on anything always needs to be even. "
OMG I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't fall asleep without a pillow between my legs and I have to start by laying on my left side for approx 10 minutes and then turn on to my right side. Only then will I fall asleep

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I squeegee myself off with my hands after a shower and before towelling.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I eat 2 bags of crisps never 1, they have to be same flavour and manufacturer... Walkers followed by Seabrook's is the path of the devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I alwats put my left sock on first

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By *hesecretloverMan
over a year ago

Leigh

"I suck my thumb. It’s weird doing it in front of people though! "

Wouldnt mind so much seeing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reply to all my messages on here. I feel like a right weirdo. "

Snap can I join the weirdo club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to Heart.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I can control my dreams lol, if something is happening that I don’t like or don’t want I can change it...I think it’s called lucid dreaming but when I’ve told people they think I’m making it up lol! "

I believe you, I've done it too.

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